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  • Better late than Never Never Land!




    Sorry to be 4 months behind...I just returned from my stint on
    "Survivor Bikini Atoll" and the radiation burns left unsightly marks.
    It's good to be back though and if the rat bastard troll who [...]
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    Posted: December 03, 2009, 4:35pm EST

  • Good bye Sarah


    One last, parting shot.
    But I am afraid we have not heard the last of
    Alaska's dominatrix.' [...]
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    Posted: August 05, 2009, 5:25am EDT

  • Summertime, and the living is easy....



    Ah summer...
    Who wants to update blogs when a person could be outside in the garden or riding a bike on Chena Pump (watch for those beer can throwing hill billies). Here's some updates from my two month absence. Twitterjacked deals with Don Young's [...]
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    Posted: June 22, 2009, 4:45am EDT

  • Stimulating Sarah


    I don't get her. I really don't.
    First she doesn't want it,
    then she wants a part.
    Now she wants most of it, maybe all of it.
    (note: I'm beginning to believe a friend's mantra he stole from a rap star, "the bitches are crazy.")[...]
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    Posted: April 20, 2009, 5:13am EDT

  • Green light!


    I am giddy to release this to the public (you two)! The editor wants it out and not to wait for print.
    It has been a long time since I've harbored so much rage to stop sketching one idea and throw my evil into something' [...]
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    Posted: March 30, 2009, 5:30pm EDT

  • Two turds with one stone


    Sorry for such vulgarity, but now with our new (as of yet approved by the legislature) attorney general, I am afraid this is what the Republican party of Alaska has become. Once a proud history has been reduced to ridicule and well...
    shit
    (time to [...]
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    Posted: March 27, 2009, 6:55pm EDT

  • Happy New Year!



    Happy New Year to you two who religiously read this blog!
    So sorry for my delay...let's just say this new year started off with a
    bang and I have been running ever since.
    Here are my latest for your enjoyment.' [...]
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    Posted: March 01, 2009, 2:28pm EST

  • Our most useful Congressman


    It's been a while. Of course I'm burned out with Sarah Palin and Russians across the way, and politics in general, but Don Young and the quote from Illinois Governor, Begoja-whatever couldn't be passed up easily.
    What will next month bring? Will work something on' [...]
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    Posted: December 18, 2008, 3:28pm EST

  • An American Family



    Sarah-fest in the Ester Republic this month!
    Yes, we all just love her up here in the Great White
    North (figuratively and literally). And "all Alaskans" want to drill the
    hell out of that frozen
    wasteland to garner a few [...]
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    Posted: September 25, 2008, 5:15am EDT

  • Milking Sarah


    That doesn't sound quite right...

    The much anticipated speech is coming up. Will it be the grand slam all the AM radio talking heads are predicting, a flop, or will it leave us saying, "WTF?" Oh, the drama.
    Here is a cartoon from 2006' [...]
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    Posted: September 03, 2008, 2:35pm EDT

  • Uncle Ted...Jail bait


    I almost feel sorry for Uncle Ted, but now with Sarah in the spotlight...perhaps he can breathe a sigh of relief for a short spell.
    For all you Trolls out there...Most of the Sarah Palin Cartoons are in "older posts" Enjoy!
    (This just in....Sarah's 17' [...]
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    Posted: September 01, 2008, 7:38am EDT

  • Ted Attacks!


    I am beyond my schedule. All you two readers out there...
    So sorry. New one will be coming up by the end of the week.
    Saludos! [...]
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    Posted: August 13, 2008, 2:57pm EDT

  • Diary of a Mad Congressman


    Don Young is certifiably insane. I am serious here, please don't laugh at me.
    This cartoon was drawn immediately after hearing his testimony on some sort of commission dealing with the energy crisis. Don proposed an increase in the gas tax (to make it up' [...]
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    Posted: May 22, 2008, 7:01am EDT

  • Knocked-Up & Out


    I think the news of Sarah Palin's pregnancy hit the daily rags about 3 weeks ago. Miraculously, she gave birth to her fifth child just the other day. How in the hell is that possible? Fluoridation? Arctic Haze? Haliburton?
    The other odd thing about this' [...]
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    Posted: April 23, 2008, 5:54pm EDT

  • Cartoonist Gone Wild


    Since the blogsphere is a free speech zone and bloggers could write whatever the hell we want and be somewhat free of libelous suits, I have decided to give you, good reader(s), the unedited, Spring Break version of my twisted mind and the first draft [...]
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    Posted: March 26, 2008, 4:52pm EDT

  • Ticolandia


    Well, here it is in it's flunky-journalistic glory. Someday I'll do a real travel journal.
    Cheers,
    D

    Ticolandia

    When I approached the editor about the possibility of writing some sort of travel journal about our trip to Costa Rica, the original intent was to [...]

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    Posted: March 07, 2008, 7:05pm EST

  • The Big, Bad Wolves


    "My Grandma, what shiny white teeth you have!"

    This was a fun cartoon to do and got much help and advice on what to add. I wish I could have implemented it all, but alas...only have so much time and space. I do owe [...]
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    Posted: December 26, 2007, 11:40am EST

  • Freedom from 'Family Values' Neocons


    I think I have a little explaining to do...
    This cartoon is a rendition of Norman Rockwell's "Freedom from Want" painting depicting a happy, white Thanksgiving scene. I happily replaced many of the faces with our very own Republicans. Starting on the left (of course!)' [...]
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    Posted: November 17, 2007, 4:46pm EST

  • Countess Palin


    I started off by making her a "boogey-woman" for Halloween. The intent was to scare oil executives. But as I was sketching her, the thought permeated my creative process "she would make a great vampiress...oooohh the Queen of the Damned."
    This is the end result. [...]
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    Posted: October 19, 2007, 4:40am EDT

  • Road Kill


    It's that time of year! Go get your 30-06 and blast the hell out of those signs!
    (nota bene: normal people would know that I am not advocating the wanton destruction of state property)' [...]
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    Posted: September 25, 2007, 11:54am EDT

  • Greedy-Assed Chumps Going Down


    We can only hope.
    Every day there seems to be a new story about our representatives in Washington, the FBI, investigations, corruption. Are Alaska's Trifecta really that stupid? I know I have always drawn them as such, but deep in the recesses of my twisted' [...]
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    Posted: August 17, 2007, 3:02am EDT

  • Cartoon Report

    A fun project and very close to what actually happened...well, some of it grossly exaggerated. I did, however, have the feeling that the USPS had an agenda and were just simply going through the motions of a public forum before putting the Lake Minchumina Post Office [...]
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    Posted: July 29, 2007, 9:34am EDT

  • VECO


    A cartoon done for the editorial cartooning class. Much fun to explain myself to people and hold myself accountable to my demented process. I hope the corrupted get what's coming to them soon.' [...]
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    Posted: June 21, 2007, 5:01am EDT

  • Bicycles and rednecks


    A true event...
    The words have been altered for publication, but the gist remains the same.
    I do have to say that only three idiots have yelled such obscenities to me while riding and the majority of people in this town are decent and bike-friendly.
    [...]
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    Posted: May 21, 2007, 3:26pm EDT

  • Cartoon North


    This doofus will be participating in the Cartoon North Show, Fairbanks, Alaska June 1-30. Information for this groovy experience could be found here:
    [www.esterrepublic.com]
    (Logo from Jamie Smith's promo package)' [...]
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    Posted: May 20, 2007, 6:14am EDT

  • Ralph Seekins-Superstar


    Ralph is no longer in the political spotlight, but his support is worthy of my ridicule. Anyhow, I'm sure he'll try to be back in Juneau during the next election cycle. [...]
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    Posted: April 24, 2007, 5:48am EDT

  • Leave no Wacko behind

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    Posted: April 18, 2007, 6:10pm EDT

  • Mana from Heaven


    I absolutely hate cartoon caption contests...But thought I'd do this one to poke fun of those who love them. Am I really a sick puppy? Here's the un-edited version. :D
    ***********************************

    Have you ever wondered what cartoonists do when they are stymied or bored [...]

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    Posted: February 27, 2007, 1:19pm EST

  • Old School

    Mike Kelly is the best thing to happen to a cartoonist since Frank Murkowski left office. [...]
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    Posted: January 27, 2007, 4:16pm EST

  • Enjoy the Rapture































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    Posted: January 11, 2007, 5:11pm EST

  • No Millionaire left behind


    A cruise on the QE 2 and a no show at the new governor's inauguration. To quote Bill Cosby (Cosby Kids), Frank Murkowski is "like school in the summertime....no class."' [...]
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    Posted: December 17, 2006, 6:02pm EST

  • Bend Over


    A friend told me that Sarah's Dominatrix motif is getting old. I must agree and will begin the process of giving her alternative attire.
    Suggestions for such an endeavor would be greatly appreciated. So far, the first suggestion by my friend the grumpy old guy' [...]
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    Posted: November 18, 2006, 9:39am EST

  • Tony-Man


    Am I promoting too much sexuality in the local cartoon world? It is the underlying factor in this gubernatorial election that no one wants to talk about. Who's hotter? Sarah or Tony? [...]
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    Posted: October 17, 2006, 5:23am EDT

  • The Dominatrix


    If she wins, I'll make her a character in my cartoon strip. How I love Google searches! [...]
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    Posted: September 15, 2006, 4:54pm EDT

  • The Good Old Days


    Ah, the good ol' days. Remember when Borough Assembly meetings were fun? Liberals were equated with the Klan, FBKS towns-people were the "angry mob" wanting to hang someone, secret meetings, drunk driving assemblymen....
    Bonnie Williams is trying to come back to the flock. It brings [...]
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    Posted: September 01, 2006, 4:37pm EDT

  • Election primaries sketches...rejects?





    Well, I assume these would be rejects. But decided to post them anyhow. Murkowski is such a loser and last night's elections proved it thoroughly. Now to focus my evil on Tony Knowles [...]
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    Posted: August 23, 2006, 12:41pm EDT

  • Let the mud fly!


    Ah, the sweet smells of Autumn and Primary Season in Alaska! Apparently the Murkowski and Binkley campaigns have begun their evil of flinging mud between eachother and Sarah Palin. And Knowles is holding back or rather, saving his money for the general elections. Probably a [...]
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    Posted: August 18, 2006, 5:24am EDT
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