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• Sunday Sermon

  Put this thought in your medicinal joint and smoke it. Why is it that there exists today over 800 different denominations in and around Anchorage, nominating to hijack your soul for a fee? Honestly, there is only one Creator! Even if Jerry’s god is thought to be different then Jerry’s [...]
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  Posted: November 09, 2009, 2:19am EST
  

• Congressional Scam

  What does it mean when a member of Congress voices an opinion of fiction not fact that there exists no perfect health care program? It is just another lie, as he or she or it should look in a close-by wallet and get the name of a provider that “provides”. [...]
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  Posted: November 08, 2009, 8:34am EST
  

• Dear Don;

  Please shut your trap. Matter of fact, since you are still under the investigator’s magnifying glass, you would be smart to swallow a 5th. After the House passed the “Health Care Reform” bill late Saturday, you went public with your typical explosive diarrhea opinion, that it was a “vote to [...]
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  Posted: November 08, 2009, 5:06am EST
  

• PedEX Award

  Anchorage has become the recipient of the coveted PedEX award, for the “Most Unfriendly” city with respect to pedestrians. Baghdad’s “Green Zone” was 2nd as roadside bombs were included as part of the grading criteria with respect to collateral damage. So what does that signify? Ped means “pedestrian” and EX [...]
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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 4:11pm EST
  

• Factory Floor

  Stimulus and bailouts! Buzz words or reality? All designed to get the American economy out of the sinkhole. It is hard to say if the plan is working. Maybe a little bit here and there, but the formula for success is missing an important ingredient. It is called an infusion, [...]
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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 5:56am EST
  

• Understanding MLR

  It means Medical Loss Ratio! It isn’t something dreamt up overnight, but known about and monitored for some long enough time by now, by our very own DC – Disenfranchised Congress. The Medical Loss Ratio dictates how much money that you and I spend on out of pocket medical insurance [...]
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  Posted: November 05, 2009, 9:47am EST
  

• Dirty Jury Duty

  Is jury duty really a random act of disenfranchising those that feel it is their duty to brave the court system of today to uphold justice? For some reason, I never get picked, anymore that is. So maybe there exists a “black list” kept hidden away for creative rejection upon [...]
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  Posted: November 05, 2009, 5:03am EST
  

• Rush To Judgment

  Too bad the World Series wasn’t forever everlasting, as with a one-night stand break from “Take me out to the ballgame”, all we hear about is some off the wall political election with zero meaning taking place somewhere, like it is a national erection time of importance. And why is [...]
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  Posted: November 04, 2009, 10:27am EST
  

• Go Botox!

  Love them Yankees! Love them Phillies! Even though I am a loyal Red Sox’s fan, the showdown between the Phillies and the Yankees is another chapter in good old Americanism. Much deserved and needed nowadays. Especially when we continue to see a meltdown in politics and “We the people” need [...]
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  Posted: November 01, 2009, 8:59am EST
  

• Twain'd Again!

  Mark Twain couldn’t find any kind things to say about U.S. Senators, even insisting that a Senator was “a person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time.” In Eruption, Twain quotes, “We have lately sent a United States Senator to the penitentiary, but I am quite well aware [...]
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  Posted: November 01, 2009, 2:32am EST
  

• Biggest Losers

  For the 43rd week in a row, the American Taxpayers have once again earned the dishonor of the “Biggest Losers”! Why so? Because of what U.S. Senator Mark “Change My Diaper” Begich maintains a self inflicted shoulder pat like congratulations upon, for accomplishing to waste more money in his home [...]
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  Posted: October 31, 2009, 6:37am EDT
  

• Bipartisan Revolution

  Stimulus? Bailout? What do all these political fluff words really mean for you and I with respect to the economy? It puzzles me, to what is really going on behind the scenes of complacency - I mean transparency. Woody Guthrie would probably have a hay-day with what is going on [...]
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  Posted: October 28, 2009, 7:52am EDT
  

• Ann's New EARdo!

  
  I watch FOX’s Bill “Bumbo” O’Reilly for the entertainment, as there is no seriousness to his line of bull-crap. And since laughter is the best medicine, it is where I go to get my daily dose. The other day Ann “Bimbo” Coulter was a guest [...]
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  Posted: October 27, 2009, 7:38am EDT
  

• Crappy Alaskans

  MSNBC's Keith Olbermann posts daily the "Worst Person in the World". There is also a weekly broadcast of the "Dumbest of the Dumb", wherein the latter award goes to Annabel Coulter time after time after time! And soon to hit the bookshelves on the same day that Sarah Palin’s “Liking' [...]
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  Posted: October 11, 2009, 10:05am EDT
  

• Autumn Detour

  Following summer, it is nice to have a little bit of the autumn season before that termination dust descends down the Chugach Mountain chute and allows the roads around Anchorage to become a death corral for pedestrians. What do you mean that is the case all year long? Do you [...]
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  Posted: October 11, 2009, 6:25am EDT
  

• NALB -1001

  No Alaskan Lefty Behindy
  
  Test for Today: Explain what you know or don’t know about Alaska Aerospace Development Corporation’s Kodiak Launch Facility. How many rocket launches per year and at what cost per lunch. How much state money and or taxpayer money is involved. Salaries of officials and whether [...]
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  Posted: October 10, 2009, 8:38am EDT
  

• Let Alaska Try It!

  Here we go again! Another attempt to show that unproven technology shows its face of failure once it hits Alaska. I will take that back. Proof once again that when new fandangle technologies don’t make it totally feasible because of way too many uncertainties and a risk factor that sends [...]
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  Posted: October 10, 2009, 8:10am EDT
  

• FOX ED

  This morning, waking with word that this nation's sitting president was the recipient honored with this year's Nobel Peace Prize, it made me proud and anxious to once again say "yeh" America! I’m an Independent. Now this was all good until Rush woke up and found out that the only [...]
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  Posted: October 09, 2009, 5:14pm EDT
  

• Afghanistan, Iraq & the Moon!

  AIM high I guess! Why is it that Americans don't trust their own government any longer? A pattern of mistrust from a pattern of abuse that seems to be following an exponential decay of approval with no turning back in sight. Now when I say government, I am talking not' [...]
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  Posted: October 09, 2009, 7:24am EDT
  

• Rush Hospitalized!

  After hearing that U.S. President Barack Obama was the recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize, Rush was rushed to an undisclosed hospital location after complaining of groin pain. His condition remains cautious, but it appears he was kicked back pretty hard. Word just in: Glenn Beck was found un-conscious, authority’s [...]
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  Posted: October 09, 2009, 4:27am EDT
  

• When I Was Hungry...

  I haven’t ventured downtown Anchorage since Begich left office and turned out the lights behind him and before the City Hall door could kick him in the you know what! But the lights are still out on the 5th on 5th, so who in hell is running local government? Looking [...]
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  Posted: October 08, 2009, 5:24am EDT
  

• The ENSTAR Book Cooking Truth

  True Story
  
  So now comes Enstar Natural Gas before the Board of Buffones in efforts to try and convince that it is the consumers who should shoulder the burden of an accounting system that is suspicious. Yes, suspicious. I was a Senior Gas Pipeline Controller for Enstar from 1999 [...]
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  Posted: October 06, 2009, 9:04am EDT
  

• Herbes de Provence

  OK, so the art of smoke pit barbeque - dungeon style cooking - has once again shown the world that Americans take a fancy to crap upon the palette! I didn't make this up, this "crap", as my bloke buddies from England alerted upon the facts. Did you ever see' [...]
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  Posted: October 06, 2009, 4:29am EDT
  

• Meet the Press

  Is David Gregory a spy for Rupert Murdoch? [...]
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  Posted: October 04, 2009, 2:22pm EDT
  

• Cloak & Dagger

  Actually, this could be expanded upon and called the Rupert Murdoch "Cloak & Dagger" Experiment. See, I work at an oil exploration and exploitation site way up north in Alaska. A place that maybe sees an outdated newspaper once a month, if weather lucky. A place where even celebrities of [...]
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  Posted: October 03, 2009, 4:21am EDT
  

• Sullivan Unfit for Duty

  So what gives with new kid on the block Mayor Sullivan? The day after we mourn the loss of a decent politician, son Dan decides to use the fear mongering to gain popularity. Yes, fear upon the masses in efforts to sidetrack opinion polls that have him sinking fast. Dan, [...]
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  Posted: October 02, 2009, 5:15am EDT
  

• Sarahmoud Palinejad

  My morning paper was late again! So maybe there was a printing press malfunction, which allowed a misprint in the morning news! The Anchorage Daily Stool read; “Palin Finishes Memoir “Going Rogue” along side “Iran Test Fires Missile that can Wreck Israel”. There has to be a mix-up! I believe [...]
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  Posted: September 30, 2009, 6:06am EDT
  

• Health Care Silver Lining!

  Has the smoke cleared away? Not in reference to this summer’s fallout haze from the major interior infernos up Nenana way, but over the “Health Care” reform fervor wherein it is evident that some don’t care about others when it comes to the “life” portion of the trinity. I am [...]
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  Posted: September 12, 2009, 7:35am EDT
  

• Don't Tread On US

  Joe Wilson, Joe Wilson, You yelled out “You lie”,
  Joe Wilson, Joe Wilson, Now you pay for “Your lie”!
  
  Now even though there came laughs, and a few outrageous outbursts from the GOP goon-squad upon Barack Obama’s Health Care speech, nothing racks up as insensitive as Twitter-Dee and Twitter-Dumb! [...]
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  Posted: September 11, 2009, 6:51am EDT
  

• Dent de Lion

  Yes, the word is out! “Global Warming” has hit Alaska, as evidenced right here in Anchorage. The convincing research backing the official “It’s here” was found in my own backyard. A few years back I noticed that the French “Dent de Lion” or dandelion species - dreaded by most homeowners [...]
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  Posted: September 09, 2009, 7:34am EDT
  

• New Airplane Tax

  As Anchorage’s newly elected Mayor Dan “What’s Diversity” Sullivan continues to sit at the right hand of the scab - a.k.a. Jerry Prevo - it appears that budget wows are the mayor’s front and center realization. Sure Prevo is a scab, no different then those that are willing to cross [...]
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  Posted: September 08, 2009, 3:36pm EDT
  

• HELP WANTED

  Low on life over the routine 5-day & 40-hour workweek job to nowhere? Tired of working that 9 to 5 push and shove? Want a challenge that pays well, upwards of $200 an hour while working at home or at a local coffee shop? How about the opportunity to make [...]
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  Posted: September 08, 2009, 7:52am EDT
  

• City of Bigotry Love

  Even though there exists a budget shortfall in Anchorage, newly elected Mayor Dan “Little Brat” Sullivan has opened a new office at the main municipal office building in downtown Anchorage. It is an office specifically reserved for Jerry Prevo and the main objective of the “devils” presence at the main [...]
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  Posted: August 18, 2009, 5:57am EDT
  

• Anchorage's Mesothelioma Nightmare

  Alaska has always been considered a unique state, most of the time that sentiment towards its unchallenged natural beauty. But one cannot always judge a book by its cover. So on the environmental atrocity scale, this state may tip the scale. Sure there came the EXXON Valdez wreck wherein crude [...]
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  Posted: August 06, 2009, 7:05am EDT
  

• EJECTED!

  Wow, I was “EJECTED” from Ann Coulter’s “chat” room site. All I did was engage in conversation with Ann in efforts to see if she would entertain a mud-wrestling match with Sarah Palin! And things were getting close to the contract stage by agreeing on a few minor modifications. Ann [...]
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  Posted: July 20, 2009, 4:07am EDT
  

• Cap & Trade

  OK, so what big deal nothing that Sarah Palin thought this so-called “Cap & Trade” energy policy was just that, a trading in of one’s multi-colored ball-cap studded with a toy wind turbine, a.k.a. Propeller Beanie Cap. The entertainment keeps on coming! And she isn’t even a comedian. But when [...]
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  Posted: July 17, 2009, 10:10am EDT
  

• Anchorage's KINGdown Award

  Anchorage has become the recipient of the 2009 KINGdown Award. This award is presented to the city that is most challenged with issues of equal rights and showing signs that it will most likely “Not Succeed”, wherein equal rights fall “down” in a way that would have frustrated Martin Luther [...]
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  Posted: July 16, 2009, 7:43am EDT
  

• Dickman Poll

  A recent survey by the Dickman Pollster - Alaska’s Other Pollsters - indicates a serious concern with respect to tourist traffic here in the “Last Frontier”. Many would be tourists bound “North to Alaska” have already cancelled out, due to various reasons. But 2500 individuals that had booked a trip [...]
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  Posted: July 14, 2009, 7:29am EDT
  

• Sarah Palin's Legacy

  Once again the “Outsiders” - a.k.a. Pandora’s Pundits - are feverishly trying to cash in on foretelling what will be Sarah Palin’s legacy. Failed run at the presidency as John “Madman” McCain’s running mate? A multi-million dollar book deal wherein the ending was not until she resigned? Can you imagine [...]
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  Posted: July 12, 2009, 6:48am EDT
  

• Upon listening to the pundits try in ...

  Upon listening to the pundits try in vain to figure out what Sarah Palin is up too, it is evident that those that practice the 1st Amendment outside of Alaska are completely lost in limbo. So I have just signed a book deal that isn’t quite as lucrative as Sarah’s, [...]
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  Posted: July 09, 2009, 3:48pm EDT
  

• Hardball Hard-Up

  I watched that Hardball thing the other night, and it is still all Sarah Palin. In fact the commentator was about to blow a forehead fuse over the fact that Palin supposedly retreated - quitting refined - due the defense that the “ethic” complaints against her was causing this state [...]
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  Posted: July 09, 2009, 6:55am EDT
  

• Off Her Knocker Rocker

  Come get me Tom Van Flake! Sarah Palin is “Off Her Knocker Rocker”. McCain did indeed create a knocker rocker monster extraordinaire, “Sarahstein”. And what is with “MegaWitch”, Sarahstein’s spokesperson not in the know anymore? Were not these two Alaskan pageant queen-bees genuine fleas of a rod? I believe Sarah [...]
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  Posted: July 08, 2009, 10:44am EDT
  

• Shannon No-More!

  The Constitution of the State of AlaskaAdopted by the Constitutional Convention February 5, 1956
  Ratified by the People of Alaska April 24, 1956
  Became Operative with the Formal Proclamation of Statehood January 3, 1959
  
  Article 1 - Declaration of Rights
  
  1. Inherent Rights
  This constitution is dedicated to [...]
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  Posted: July 06, 2009, 2:47am EDT
  

• Health Care Scare

  Besides the medical establishment well established to rip off Medicare and Medicaid – rated abuse #1 upon the U.S. taxpayers’ ten years in a row – there is definitely a need to overhaul, makeover, whatever you wish to call it this medical health insurance fiasco. I work in the oil [...]
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  Posted: June 21, 2009, 3:40pm EDT
  

• Health Care Scare

  Besides the medical establishment well established to rip off Medicare and Medicaid – rated abuse #1 upon the U.S. taxpayers’ ten years in a row – there is definitely a need to overhaul, makeover, whatever you wish to call it this medical health insurance fiasco. I work in the oil [...]
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  Posted: June 21, 2009, 3:40pm EDT
  

• Prevo-Cumulus Cloud

  Most of us learned to draw the four basic cloud types - cumulus, stratus, cirrus and nimbus - back in kindergarten. We also learned the “K” creed wherein things like love not hate was instilled upon us, along with sharing, a.k.a. equality. If a catholic, you learned about the Devil [...]
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  Posted: June 21, 2009, 11:51am EDT
  

• Summer Reading - Alaskan

  Now available in soft and/or hard cover from your local bookseller!
  
  “How To Design & Construct Anchorage Road Bottlenecks”
  by Anonymous State of Alaska DOT Employees
  
  Blurb#1(p.42): “Don’t waste your time designing roads that work, as that would jeopardize your future. And since funding is always available, from [...]
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  Posted: June 20, 2009, 3:20pm EDT
  

• Dear John

  Dear John McCain;
  
  Why did you create such a monster? I am talking about Sarastein, a.k.a. Sarah Palin. Was this by design, using the original formula that produced Frankinstein? Or was Sarastein an experiment gone bad? Was it your intent to break out this secret weapon during the election [...]
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  Posted: June 19, 2009, 5:53am EDT
  

• Jerry Prevo: 1 On 1

  Dear Jerry;
  
  It was with great interest and enthusiasm that I had the opportunity to speak with you directly! If you have forgotten that 1 on 1, it occurred on Tuesday, when you were walking into the Anchorage Assembly meeting over at the Loussac Library. I just happened to [...]
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  Posted: June 17, 2009, 7:36am EDT
  

• Hose Can You See?

  It was pathetic. It was so painfully cruel, to watch in vain as Hose - the poster soldier -tried in vain to enjoy the festivities. Propped up by a grieving mom on one side and a loving sister the other. His facial expression was not one of honor or glory [...]
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  Posted: May 25, 2009, 5:59am EDT