(click here for larger view)i had this idea a month of two ago when i was too busy to work on it, then suddenly realized a few days ago that it would be great for the threadless loves' [...]
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shorter paul k ogden: i've always known that global warming is a lie because scientists have politicized the issue in order to reach a preordained conclusion. here's a story that proves i was right all along! ¶' [...] 
shorter gary welsh: when a muslim shoots people, it's terrorism. when a white christian tries to shoot someone, it's understandable. ¶ [...] 
now that the "believe" license plate has been ruled unconstitutional, south carolina's going to need some new license plate designs!
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shorter paul k ogden: did you know that CEOs at nonprofits actually get paid? it's outrageous! you'd think that multi-million-dollar organizations like the united way of central indiana would have no trouble finding talented executives who are willing to work for free. ¶ [...] 
shorter gary welsh: i'd like to take the opportunity of senator ted kennedy's death to ignore his five decades in politics and instead discuss an auto accident that happened 40 years ago. ¶ [...] 
shorter star ed board: let's not be too hard on bigoted cops. honestly, it's no big deal if a cop writes "jackie chan" instead of "john doe" on the arrest papers for a chinese refugee. these things happen, after all. ¶ [...] 
shorter paul k. ogden: blue indiana has a post ridiculing me. when they laugh at you, that means they're scared! ¶' [...] 
i have two new designs up for voting on threadless. the first is actually my first collaboration, with fellow designer alex macduff, and is a must-see for ginsberg fans: 
i got up this morning and checked my feeds, ready to read this morning's "behind closed doors" column, when i got a nasty surprise:
dear star editorial staff: what's a cador?
shorter gary welsh: i'm disgusted by all these bloggers spreading false, mendacious rumors about sarah palin! they should be spreading false, mendacious rumors about barack obama, instead, like i do. ¶' [...] 
it's been a few weeks, so we're well overdue for some friday cat bending.
my latest design is up for voting at threadless:
shorter matt tully: what indiana really needs are some innovative ideas to shake up public education. for example, superintendent white wants to eliminate union collective bargaining rules! hooray for innovation! ¶ [...] 
shorter matt tully: did you see governor daniels on tv the other day? omg he was awesome!!!!!!!~11 i can't wait until 2012 so i can vote for him for president! ¶' [...] 
my latest t-shirt design, which is up for voting now at threadless, is probably my most technically proficient to date:
when i saw this story this morning i was amused:
if you were horrified and dismayed when obama bowed his head to king abdullah, then you'd better sit down before you look at this shocking photo:
here are some photos of that old czech i used for my [redacted] shirt design.
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my latest t-shirt design is up for voting at threadless, part of their "less is more" design challenge:
i tried to post this a few minutes after midnight friday morning, but was unable to publish. anyway, not much blogging here this week to speak of, but what the hell, here's some cat bending:
check out my latest shirt design for threadless:
my first-ever solo gallery show—which i've alluded to in prior posts—opens this thursday (april 2) at 111 arts gallery in downtown muncie.
meet our new kitten. she's a six-month-old blue tabby. we're calling her lily.
here's my latest databent illustration. like the arsonist, this is a computer illustration that uses glitched JPEGs for the textures.
i finished this last night: another collage landscape similar to the one i posted last week. this one is also for the april show at 111 arts gallery and tattoo studio in muncie. [...] 
there was no catbending last week because publishing problems caused the previous week's catbending to be delayed until monday, and two catbending posts in a week seemed like overbending. now we're back on schedule (fingers crossed):
