Surviving Yepsen

• Deconstructing Yepsen: Tales from the Intellectually Lazy

  While raising money for an "Intellectually Lazy" charity event, David Shark-Toothed Yepsen devours a H*thead L*beral Activist. Just when you thought it was safe to read the “Des Moines Register” again (cue Jaws’ theme music here), David Yepsen opened his mouth and att[...]
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  Posted: April 24, 2007, 11:46am EDT
  

• Yepsen’s Obsessed (with Political Editorial Omniscience)

  Although the reason may be unclear (it’s either the Democrats’ or Chet Culver’s fault), it appears David Yepsen’s political “voice” may have contracted “Political Editorial Omniscience.”
  
  Political Editorial Omniscience refers to an intrusion by the narrator in order to evaluate a politician and/or political group/party, for a reader. This [...]
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  Posted: January 23, 2007, 3:00pm EST
  

• Early Signs of Register’s David Branstad

  The Des Moines Register’s ONLY paid political columnist, David Branstad, began the new year by dismissing the new Democratic majority.
  
  I know, I know, dear readers. You’re asking: “Don’t you mean David Yepsen?”
  
  No. David Yepsen is showing signs of maintaining his status as the Resister’s Terry Branstad [...]
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  Posted: January 18, 2007, 6:29am EST
  

• Surviving Yepsen: Frequently Asked Questions

  Frequently Asked Questions:
  
  Who’s David Yepsen?
  
  If you’re asking this question, consider yourself one of the fortunate ones. David Yepsen is listed as a columnist for Iowa’s largest newspaper, “The Des Moines Register,” and writes about state and national politics. How he got his job at [...]
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  Posted: January 14, 2007, 2:28pm EST
  

• Yepsen Suffers from Post-Traumatic Columnist Stress Disorder

  Much Adieu About Yepsen: Notes from the Political Waste Land
  
  Having finally succumbed to the day-to-day pressures of writing a political column for the “Des Moines Register,” David Yepsen has taken his first step out of the delusional closet by admitting he suffers from [...]
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  Posted: January 07, 2007, 12:26pm EST