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Instructor (for the umpteen gagillionth time): Okay! Here comes another contraction!
While I'm sitting at home with this stupid bug, I thought I'd be productive and work up a tentative birth plan. Then I found a better idea from Let's Panic: a mad lib birth plan.' [...] 
(Blog Post) Going Vegan causes women to lose their bellybuttons!!
Strip searching a 13-year-old girl without "any indication of danger posed by drugs or their quantity, and any reason to suppose" the child was carrying the drugs in her underwear is a violation of the girl's constitutional rights.' [...] 
The story barely ranks the top ten in CNN, and is ranked lower than "Villagers chase away Google car." There's a thesis in that somewhere.' [...] 
Going to see The Foreigner tonight. From the ICCT website:
I know I've been busy, but come on. I turn my back for a second, and you people are bringing back the Members Only jacket?' [...] 
Fox stops in mid-fight. Comedy ensues. "Hey! What is this, then? Bouncy!!! Bouncy!!!!" Is it just me, or is the other fox kind of hanging back, saying: "Oh, grow up!" 
Despite the depression recession and that whole women's liberation thing, they still have debutante balls. Seriously?! And why is it this photo resonates less of "Eighteenth-century glamour" than "Anne Boleyn putting her head on the chopping block"? Color me cynical.
The d*mn thing's staying up!!! 
Actor slits his own throat as knife switch turns fiction into reality. D's comment: "Good thing they weren't doing Sweeney." No sh*t.There Are Gaps in Your Knowledge |
 Where you have gaps in your knowledge: No Gaps! Where you don't have gaps in your knowledge: Philosophy Religion Economics Literature History Science Art |
An Audi TT with British registration plates has been repeatedly caught speeding on roads in the Bavarian city of Bayreuth. But because continental speed cameras are set up [...]
You've probably noticed that with the election around the corner, a lot of people are saying some very extreme things about politicians. Politicians they don't support are not just weak, or poor choices for office. Instead, those politicians are dangerous, [...]
Modest proposal:
At the voting booth a voter has to answer 5 questions from the Citizenship Test. Don't get 'em all right, and voter's vote doesn't count.
And the voter would not be given their quiz results, so the ignorant will be blisfully unaware [...]
Of course, parents are responsible for taking care of their [...]
There is going to be a Memorial/Wake for Ron Prosser on Sunday, Oct.5 from 1:00 to 4:00 at the Elks Lodge off Foster Road. There will be wine, beer, soft drinks and food. Ron specified that every one was invited. A grand time will be [...]
Conservatives have faith in you. Don’t fail them as George W. Bush has.
You see what happened: [...]
Couric: And [...]
Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama said Sunday his Republican rival deserves no credit for helping to forge a tentative agreement on the $700 billion bailout of Wall Street.
Instead, Obama said he deserves credit for making sure the proposal includes [...]
McCain calls for suspension of all campaigning in order to resolve the financial crisis. Makes him look take-charge, seizing control of the situation. Point: McCain.
McCain 1 - Obama 0
Obama points out that they can be working on both simultaneously, invoking the chewing gum and walking analogy. Point: [...]
Your directions suck:
It's soo freaking cool
