The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
MISTRESSES OF TIGER WOODS MARCH ON WASHINGTON; Crowd Estimated at Over One Million
TIGER QUITS GOLF; WILL BECOME POLITICIAN
PALIN LOOKING FORWARD TO READING HER BOOK; ‘Looks Like A Page-turner,’ Says Former Guv
BIDEN PARDONS SINGLE [...]
The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
LOU DOBBS LEAVES CNN FOR CARTOON NETWORK
SENATE PASSES BLAME BY VOTE OF 91-8
OBAMA’S DECLARATION OF SWINE FLU EMERGENCY PROMPTS PRO-SWINE-FLU REPUBLICAN RESPONSE
STEVEN TYLER LAID OFF FROM AEROSMITH AS BAND’S JOBLESS RATE HITS 20 PERCENT
FOX NEWS REPORTS: MILLIONS [...]
