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  • Blog long dead

    You should go here instead. [...]
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    Posted: January 18, 2009, 3:41pm EST

  • Scare much?

    Just had to revive this blog to put up this ad I found.

    It's a banner ad for some identity theft protection software. There is a line of people, you mouse over them and a little label pops up saying what mundane activity they did (using their ATM) and' [...]
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    Posted: September 08, 2007, 10:47pm EDT
    by Ben

  • Pssst

    Here's some search terms that have accumulated while I've been on permanent blog vacation-

    "football shaped building" This one came from one of my loyal readers in the Czech Republic. I assume they got here because I am always talking about the Football Hall of Fame. (I wonder [...]
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    Posted: July 08, 2007, 9:38pm EDT
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  • 25 Apr 22:19:42 www.google.com ben chef rochester...

    25 Apr 22:19:42 www.google.com ben chef rochester 2005_03_12_archive.html
    25 Apr 22:19:23 www.google.com ben chef rochester 2005_03_12_archive.html
    25 Apr 22:19:08 www.google.com ben chef rochester 2005_03_12_archive.html
    25 Apr 22:18:50 www.google.com ben chef rochester 2005_03_12_archive.html
    25 Apr 22:18:11 www.google.com ben chef rochester 2005_03_12_archive.html
    [...]
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    Posted: April 28, 2007, 1:53am EDT
    by Ben

  • Thanks for the memories

    What a corny thing to say.

    Anyway, this blog is being closed for the forseeable future. I have nothing interesting to talk about, and no time to not talk about it.

    I'm not going to delete it, as I may reopen it sometime down the line for a' [...]
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    Posted: April 28, 2007, 1:45am EDT
    by Ben

  • Overheard on the Radio

    (sappy music plays)"....and our thoughts and prayers are with all the victims of the Virginia Tech shooting and their families.....And now, getting back to the music here's .38 Special!"' [...]
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    Posted: April 17, 2007, 4:04pm EDT
    by Ben

  • 15 Apr 01:46:33 www.google.ca- ugly asian lady I...

    15 Apr 01:46:33 www.google.ca- ugly asian lady
    I mention this only because a) I am one of only five sites that come up with this search (And the only one who is talking about Sandra Oh) an because b)the google ad in the side bar is probably the best [...]
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    Posted: April 15, 2007, 4:37am EDT
    by Ben

  • Oh, Derek Geter

    I get hits for 'Derek Geter" fairly often. Thats nothing new, I designed it that way as an odd little experiment. However, I was curious what else came up for that search besides my site, so I followed the appropriate link. I noticed one site in particular, which had this'" [...]
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    Posted: April 09, 2007, 5:46am EDT
    by Ben

  • The Worst Job of All Time

    Awhile back I read this article on the worst jobs in the history of England. I especially liked this one, Roman Era Gold Miner-

    This position involves extremely long hours in terribly cramped conditions, in the middle of nowhere, up to 25 metres (82 feet) below ground. Gold is [...]
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    Posted: April 08, 2007, 12:14am EDT
    by Ben

  • 3 Apr 10:08:04 www.google.com-hand drawn pics of f...

    3 Apr 10:08:04 www.google.com-hand drawn pics of fry and leela having sex

    3 Apr 15:46:03 www.google.co.uk- futurama amy and leela sexy fanfic

    Goodbye my faith in humanity.



    Seriously, its because of this I am so unsure how I feel about Futurama coming back. It was [...]
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    Posted: April 04, 2007, 5:13am EDT
    by Ben

  • 30 Mar 11:45:04 www.google.ca- my eyeball is bleed...

    30 Mar 11:45:04 www.google.ca- my eyeball is bleeding: I'm pretty sure this was not the correct course of action. Though given the Canadian health care system, maybe it was.

    28 Mar 20:31:56 www.google.com- defeather pigeons: Chalk up one more thing I'm the Internets leading authority on.

    28 Mar [...]
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    Posted: April 02, 2007, 2:41am EDT
    by Ben

  • Yo

    Election time in USG means no free time for Ben. It's hard running for New England senate and trying to work as many Animal House Quotes as possible into your speeches.

    26 Mar 13:18:38 www.google.co.uk- dave chapman chef I'm always getting hits from people searching for some chef whose [...]
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    Posted: March 27, 2007, 3:01pm EDT
    by Ben

  • Seeing as how nothing remotely interesting has hap...

    Seeing as how nothing remotely interesting has happened to me in the last two weeks, let's take a look at that old fallback, keywords.

    25 Mar 09:50:33 www.google.com what are the names of the trains in big thunder mountain The odd thing about this is, if you search for' [...]
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    Posted: March 25, 2007, 2:49pm EDT
    by Ben

  • Whaddya Know?

    My demands to 'stop it' actually worked.

    22 Mar 21:35:08 www.google.com- retarded ch

    And just in time! [...]
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    Posted: March 23, 2007, 3:57am EDT
    by Ben

  • Why am I so paranoid?

    I stopped by the store today because I was out of toothpaste. After I picked it up, I was looking at the toothbrushes, and it occurred to me that mine could use replacing. So I grabbed one too. Then, as I'm leaving the aisle, I spot bottles of mouth was' [...]
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    Posted: March 22, 2007, 8:48pm EDT
    by Ben

  • I REALLY can't help you with this...

    21 Mar 00:27:25 www.google.com-i'm a guy need a prom date' [...]
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    Posted: March 21, 2007, 2:35am EDT
    by Ben

  • Hey! It's Not Funny Anymore!

    When I get search engine hits from "funniest chef" it's cool.

    When I get them for "retarded chef", it's less so.

    Now, it's just gotten personal.

    20 Mar 00:17:09 www.google.co.uk- worst chef


    As to some of the other terms I've gotten recently, yes I [...]
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    Posted: March 20, 2007, 11:15pm EDT
    by Ben

  • Bad '90s Lyrics

    I know this has probably been pointed out a million times before, but I've heard this song quite a bit lately, and it's really bugging me.

    I wish that I could fly
    Into the sky
    So very high
    Just like a dragonfly

    I'd fly above the trees
    Over' [...]
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    Posted: March 19, 2007, 3:04pm EDT
    by Ben

  • Bad 80's lyrics

    Moving forward using all my breath
    Making love to you was never second best
    I saw the world crashing all around your face
    Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace

    It's bad enough that thanks to Burger King I can't hear this song without [...]
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    Posted: March 19, 2007, 3:16am EDT
    by Ben

  • Googlecrap

    What does Google have to say about Ben? Let's see:

    1.Ben is a charming and witty ubergenius with enough confidence and tenacity to turn this town on its head – and to do some real good while he’s at it.

    2.Ben Is Dead

    3.Ben is leaving the' [...]
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    Posted: March 17, 2007, 5:07am EDT
    by Ben

  • Also...

    If you don't feel like wading through all those Futurama quotes just scan about 2/3 of the way down for the top 20.' [...]
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    Posted: March 16, 2007, 12:31am EDT
    by Ben

  • Futurama

    Since I have nothing else to talk about right now, here are my 10 favorite lines from the most underloved show in history. I didn't exactly have some scientific system for this. I just went with lines that were funny, memorable, and that I actually use in real life situations.' [...]
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    Posted: March 16, 2007, 12:00am EDT
    by Ben

  • Yo

    Check back later for my massive homage to the best quotes in Futurama history. [...]
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    Posted: March 15, 2007, 4:31pm EDT
    by Ben

  • Overheard at EB Games-

    The clerk answering the phone while ringing me up today-

    "Hello, EB Games, where you can pick up the PS3.....No, sorry we don't have any PS3's in stock."

    Also, went to see 300 again. Now, I've been hearing people on the Internet bitching and moaning about the historical' [...]
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    Posted: March 14, 2007, 2:37am EDT
    by Ben

  • Keyword Fun

    13 Mar 13:58:48 www.google.ca craig nettles expos- Unlike Derek Geter I didn't mean to misspell Greg Nettles name. Sorry dude. (Oh, and he played for the Expos in 1988, the final year of his career.)

    12 Mar 17:49:09 www.google.com what does raven symone bedroom looks like Yes! But' [...]
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    Posted: March 14, 2007, 2:27am EDT
    by Ben

  • The F Word

    It was bad enough when I got a MySpace. Now I got a damned Facebook.

    No, don't ask me why. It wasn't to stalk teenage girls ok??? Sheesh.

    Though if you also have one, perhaps you'd like to join my Group,
    I Want To Play Zap Brannigan [...]
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    Posted: March 13, 2007, 2:47pm EDT
    by Ben

  • Oh, Irony

    I was working on a side project, collecting the names of political magazines on Wikipedia. I clicked on the entry for Practical Anarachy magazine...
    (Click the pic to actually see it)






    The different colored link means that no Wiki article [...]
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    Posted: March 12, 2007, 2:56am EDT
    by Ben

  • The worst song on the radio today

    At work we usually listen to one of those excerable "Mix" stations that play Adult Contemporary, or whatever its called. Carrie Underwood and Nickelback basically.
    I could probably tolerate if it wasn't for that Hinder song "Lips of an Angel". Now, by itself this isn't the worst song ever. It's [...]
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    Posted: March 10, 2007, 11:41pm EST
    by Ben
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