The Fruit Fly

• Rednecks!

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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 1:08am EST
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• There Will be Sorrow No More

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  Posted: October 26, 2009, 12:27am EDT
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• An Ode To Old Age and Forgetfulness

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  Posted: October 19, 2009, 9:30am EDT
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• Obama Art

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  Posted: October 14, 2009, 11:44pm EDT
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• My Morning Rant on WCCO w/Esme Murphy

  She’s such a tool-job anyway…So why not? This is my comment left on her (dumb) blog: Alrighty, Murphy! Wow! You sure did a bang-up job with that interview with Marty Seifter this morning! WOOT! WOOT! Ya gave Seifert the full-floor to let him complain bitterly about licensing fees and regulatory fees on small businesses [...]
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  Posted: October 11, 2009, 11:54am EDT
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• Brokeback Montana: State Supremes Say “The Gays” Get Rights Too!

  Directly from a piece written by State Supreme Justice James C. Nelson of Montana: “I remain absolutely convinced … that homosexuals are entitled to enjoy precisely the same civil and natural rights as heterosexuals, as a matter of constitutional law. … [The ruling shows gays are ] equal participants with [...]
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  Posted: October 08, 2009, 12:44am EDT
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• Job Searching and Coincidences: How Jesus Throws a Bowling Ball

  In today’s Craigslist, there were two bartending jobs posted. THRILLING! Bartending jobs are kinda scarce in the metro area.  Since I’ve picked up web design and consulting, I’m trying to pick up a bartending job for the chump-change that would help the family income. So, I’m finding lots of new potential web [...]
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  Posted: October 06, 2009, 2:06pm EDT
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• A Picture of My Ex-Girlfriend

  She seemed only a wee-bit peeved when we broke up. When I told her that I liked boobs…I just like hairy boobs more!  That’s when  she flipped me off. She could have simply put a toupee around each breast and we would have been together to this day!! [shrug!]  Whaddya gonna do? Posted in [...]
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  Posted: October 02, 2009, 10:21am EDT
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• Mayor Gives Glenn Blech the “Keys To The City”. The City Council Changes the Locks

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  This cracks me up: Glenn Blech has created a cult following of Helter Skelter Republicans who’ll do anything to pay homage to the Mormon wack-job. (Hint: Minnesota’s 6th Michele Bachmann (R) has proudly called for a mass suicide in order to avoid federally funded health care.) Glenn Blech’s hometown Mt. Vernon, [...]
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  Posted: September 26, 2009, 12:01am EDT
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• Selling A Bag Full Of “Dumb”

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  URGENT GET THIS OUT NOW ! RFID BRACELET ONCE YOU HAVE HAD THE US666 EU666 VACCINATION These vaccines really have the number 666 check this out! This is the result of the Republican Party.  They’re the moon rocks of the insane.  At the 2:40 mark, you’ll observe the horrifying speaker talking about [...]
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  Posted: September 21, 2009, 1:07am EDT
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• King Tim Gets Talked Down: There’s No “Death Panel” In The Bill

  Poor King Tim.  He has to come to grips by admitting after two minutes of trying to convince Joe Scarborough that there really are “death penels” in the Health Care Bill, caves and admits that there isn’t. How embarrassing: Getting “schooled” by another Republican on national television. From those Satan Worshiping liberals [...]
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  Posted: September 13, 2009, 10:43pm EDT
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• No Joe… You Lie!

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  It was just seven years ago when these Republicans were waiving their bony-fingers in front of our noses on the Bush Administration headed to war in Iraq to “look for Weapons of Mass Destruction.” If there were any Lefties who question the Bush Administration’s motives, these Republicans shouted them down [...]
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  Posted: September 10, 2009, 11:28pm EDT
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• Christian Family Values Kills Baby w/Baseball Bat

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  Yeah-  Gay folks shouldn’t adopt or parent a child, because Christianity is so much better. Swinging bat kills baby at prayer service in Wheaton, Minn It started with a dispute over a washer and dryer. It ended with the death of a 14-month-old girl, hit in the head with a baseball bat during [...]
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  Posted: September 05, 2009, 11:05am EDT
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• Rep Michele Bachmann: Kill Medicare Now!

  Let’s not forget, the GOP demonized Medicare from the beginning.  When it was created in the 1960’s, Ronald Reagan (R-Dead) said that if we didn’t kill Medicare, we’d end up trying to explain to our grandchildren what it was like when men used to be free. So tell me: Who’s trying [...]
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  Posted: September 05, 2009, 10:32am EDT
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• Redstate’s Jackie & Dunlap: It’s Just a Brand-Name, That’s All!

  Dunlap explains to Jackie that on the issues between the Republicans and the Democrats, even the Kennedy’s and the Bush’s – they’re all just selling a brand-name.  They’re all just a bunch of bastards in the same club! Watch for the end when they each grab a bottle of Jack [...]
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  Posted: September 04, 2009, 11:09am EDT
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• Art of Noise: Beat-Box

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  Posted: September 04, 2009, 12:20am EDT
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• Fox News’ Twitter Acct Gets Hacked: “We Want To Make Out With Obama!!”

  Assuming the account was hacked by a 13-year old techno-geek, Fox News’ Twitter account got fried with a butt-load of hilarity earlier today. Of course, by the time you comb down to the bottom of the list, the language becomess obvious: The kid was obviously Ferris Bueller because his parents bought [...]
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  Posted: September 01, 2009, 11:37pm EDT
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• Hitler Upset By Vikings Signing Bret Favre

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  Posted: August 29, 2009, 3:11pm EDT
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• Jim Weidt of Holyoke, MN is a Big Fat Douche!

  From “Readers Write” in today’s Minneapolis Star-Tribune, Jim Weidt of Holyoke, MN says: We have to vote yes on health care for Ted! For Ted! For Ted! Once again the Democrats will attempt to use their dead for political power. What a shame. JIM WEIDT, Holyoke, Minn. Awww, Now isn’t that a slice [...]
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  Posted: August 28, 2009, 7:52am EDT
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• Oh Dear… Teddy Kennedy Has Passed Away…

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  Posted: August 26, 2009, 8:56am EDT
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• Sen Coburn Kicks a Desperate Woman to the Ditch: “Go Beg your Neighbors for Help”

  Check this out, and watch to see Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK) yank his WWJD bracelet off his wrist… So, you heard the Senator, didn’t you?!  He promises that his office (The United States Government) will happily help this poor wretch of a woman, but he chastizes the audience and explains that [...]
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  Posted: August 26, 2009, 11:16pm EDT
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• Best Video Explaining “Why We Need Health Care Reform Now!”

  Found it from some liberal communist over at Minnesota Progressive Project. Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: health care, liberal communists, Minnesota Progressive Project [...]
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  Posted: August 25, 2009, 4:22pm EDT
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• Michele Bachmann is (Stupidly) Pro-Abortion!

  If your clue-phone is ringing… Please don’t answer it. I’m anti-Governmant regulating my marriage, too Representative Bachmann! You’re finally getting it!  Get your government-moralit out of our bedrooms!!  What’s it gonna-tae?! Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Abortion, baby-killers, butcher-babies, GOP, GOP Disease, GOP Evangelicals, horror-babies dead, killing babies, Michele Bachmann (R-Minn Congresswoman - [...]
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  Posted: August 24, 2009, 11:47pm EDT
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• I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Big Gay Ice Cream

  Big Ol’ dairy-queen Doug Quint says: “If I weren’t gay, I wouldn’t call it the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck. And if I weren’t happy, I wouldn’t have the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck. It would just be the big crabby ice cream truck.” Queer as a three-dollar bill and sellin’ ice [...]
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  Posted: August 22, 2009, 11:36am EDT
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• Happy 40th Anniversary to Ron Schwizer and Doug Kimmel

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  Posted: August 21, 2009, 9:18am EDT
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• Maine Ways: A Video About Equality In Lobsterville

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  Posted: August 20, 2009, 10:49pm EDT
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• Brass Rail Lounge to Open on Labor Day Weekend

  Receved from Pete (Brass Rail Lounge owner) this morning via email: From: Peter Hafiz <xxxxxx@yahoo.com> Subject: Re: Brass Rail Bartender – Lookin’ for a scope! To: “Fruitfly” <xxxxx@fruitfly.net> Date: Thursday, August 20, 2009, 4:46 AM Fruit, things are coming along still hoping Labor day weekend, so we will be touch with all three of you soon, Peter The [...]
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  Posted: August 20, 2009, 9:47am EDT
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• Gay Dude Gets Plum Job @ Justice Dept: Who Cares?!

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  This is boring: On the same day that  the Justice Department softened its position in a gay-marriage lawsuit, word is emerging that the department has hired a liaison to the gay community. Matt Nosanchuk, a former adviser to Sen. Bill Nelson (D-Fla.), will join the department as a senior counselor to the assistant [...]
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  Posted: August 20, 2009, 12:22am EDT
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• Help Fight Glenn Beck

  LOL!!! He’s such a douche… From Muckmakers, my newest Twiter-fan: As with most media figures, the only way to really drive them into obscurity is through changing the way money flows around them. Once a whack-job ceases to turn over big profits for whatever company has bought him, said company ceases their pushing [...]
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  Posted: August 19, 2009, 12:31pm EDT
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• Rep Barney Frank: Gotta Love Him

  …Trying to have a conversation with you is like trying to have an argument with a dining room table… Ohmygawd – is that funnier than hell or what…ROFLMAO! Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: argument, dining room tables, GOP, GOP Disease, GOP Evangelicals, idiots, Rep Barney Frank (D-MA) [...]
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  Posted: August 19, 2009, 10:58am EDT
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• GOP: Who’s Your Daddy?

  Oh wait! It’s this dude! Ewwwwwwww….! This is, afterall – the Party of Family Values! Posted in Uncategorized [...]
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  Posted: August 19, 2009, 11:21pm EDT
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• They Keep Getting Smarter! NO PUBIC OPTION!

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  Thanks Pammy! Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: GOP, GOP Disease, GOP Evangelicals, Health Care Debate, idiots, Pam Spaulding, Pams House Blend, Republicans Losers [...]
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  Posted: August 17, 2009, 7:16pm EDT
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• Racism: It’s Awesome If You’re A Republican!

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  Watch this scene at a “town hall” meeting for Sen Claire McCaskill (D-MO): An African-American woman rolls out a sign depicting Rosa Parks to speak her views on the health care debate. A white guy (assumed a Republican) reaches over, grabs her sign and rips it up – destroying her voice [...]
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  Posted: August 14, 2009, 11:32pm EDT
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• Sarah Palin

  Any Questions?!? Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: GOP, GOP Disease, GOP Evangelicals, John McCain (Senator), Michele Bachmann (R-Minn Congresswoman - Insane), Michelle Malkin, Redstate, Sarah Palin (R-Caribou Barbie), Ted Haggard [...]
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  Posted: August 12, 2009, 1:10am EDT
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• The Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Seen So Far This Year

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  From the website “Liberals Must Die“, I bring you a conversation on what would happen if Athiests Ruled The World: It’s stunning that there isn’t a law preventing these “geniuses”  from reproducing.  Their level of stupidity is truly unbelievable! …In case you were wondering – Last year, the dumbest thing was this dude: Posted [...]
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  Posted: August 11, 2009, 3:48pm EDT
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• Oh Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, Go Ahead and Die

  Pirates Of The Health Care-ibean h/t C&L Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: crooks and liars, health care, Health Care Reform, pirates [...]
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  Posted: August 08, 2009, 12:34am EDT
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• Senator Mel Martinez (R-FL) Resigning Term Early

  An easy moderate for Florida, Senator Martinez told staffers this morning in a meeting that he would not be returning to the Senate after the summer recess. The Senator is rumored to pursuit a presidential position at Florida State University which was recently vacated. The Senator has a history of [...]
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  Posted: August 07, 2009, 10:55am EDT
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• The Republican Party: Are You A “Corporate Dupe”?!

  Notice the difference in the stupidity that’s being presented here: Corporate shills stuffing puppets to boon-dogle insane imagry. The political play is adolescent, at best: “We hate government (unless we’re at war in Iraq or Afghanistan”! “Ah, Duality; Sweet, sweet Duality”…. The bigger question is obvious: “Where will the GOP land?” Dead people [...]
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  Posted: August 07, 2009, 12:17am EDT
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• Forget “Your Momma Is So Dumb” Jokes: Try “Bachmann Is So Dumb!”

  Michele Bachmann is so dumb, “I doubt she could write her own name in the dirt with a stick.” Posted in Uncategorized [...]
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  Posted: August 07, 2009, 11:37pm EDT
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• The Birthers: Racists Fanatics Who Can’t Grasp Reality

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  Posted: August 07, 2009, 11:17pm EDT
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• Birther Alert: Fruit Fly Was Also Born in Kenya

  Did I tell you that I’m runnin’ for President now!! Get your own fake Kenya birth certificate here!  Then you’ll be able to have Orly Taitz challenge your citizenship just like Obama! Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: GOP, GOP Disease, Orly Taitz - Idiot, Republican losers [...]
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  Posted: August 06, 2009, 2:27pm EDT
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• The Great Minnesota State Fair: Coming Soon!

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  For those of you who aren’t so privileged to live in Minnesota, we have the largest State Fair in the country next to the Texas State Fair. If I recall, the Texas State Fair is “bigger” based on geographical size, while Minnesota’s State Fair is the largest based on Visiting/Attendees. [...]
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  Posted: July 29, 2009, 3:50pm EDT
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• Health Care Reform: Tweet Your Senator, Now!

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  President Barack Obama’s 140-character message just broadcasted this little gem: Are you calling & writing members of congress re: health insurance reform? Now you can tweet them too: http://bit.ly/vIe0J The link brings you to a very cool animated web-page that pops-up all of the people who are also Tweeting their Senator for [...]
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  Posted: July 28, 2009, 11:39pm EDT
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• Brass Rail Lounge Won’t Open Until Labor Day

  Peter Hafiz must be pulling his hair out by now and the City of Minneapolis isn’t helping. By my calendar, the earliest he’s going to be able to open the Brass Rail Lounge will be September 1st. In early May, he told me he had plans to open June 19th, provided [...]
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  Posted: July 25, 2009, 9:55am EDT
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• The GOP: It’s the Fornicators’ Party! Get Your STD’s There!!

  I Corinthians 6:18: Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. Wow!  Is this the Year of the Fornicator or what?!!  Can anybody find me an elected Republican that isn’t schtooping out on their wives?!  This one is [...]
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  Posted: July 22, 2009, 4:26pm EDT
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• Caribou Barbie Caught Looting!

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  Here’s a trophy governor for ya! The Associated Press is reporting that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who is to resign Sunday, may have violated ethics rules by accepting donations to rebut several ethics complaints. AP writes that a July 14 report by an investigator for the state Personnel Board alleges that Palin [...]
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  Posted: July 21, 2009, 5:17pm EDT
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• Fox News re: Bowe Bergdahl: Save Us The Headache, Let The Taliban Kill Him

  While admitting to not knowing all of the facts, Fox News political pundit Ralph Peters goes into full attack mode by accusing Private Bergdahl for everything including”colluding with the enemy” and “abandoning his post” (AWOL).  At the end, not willing to leave well enough alone, Peters makes his final point [...]
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  Posted: July 20, 2009, 6:36pm EDT
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• My Tweeting Around

  I opened a Twitter account under the name Fruit_F_Fly.  I’m enjoying it, I think.  It’s kinda fun.  You get to feel like you’re Jesus Christ and other Twitterers follow you around like they’re your desciples.  I just got a note saying Michele Bachmann is one of my “desciples” now.  Wretched [...]
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  Posted: July 20, 2009, 2:54pm EDT
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• Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians: Mitch McConnell (R-KY)

  Yup!  He does! h/t The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Raw Story Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: gays and lesbians, GOP, GOP Disease, Mitch McConnell (R-KY) Gay, Mitch McConnell (R-KY) Possibly gay?, Republican Loosers [...]
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  Posted: July 19, 2009, 12:49am EDT
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• Fruit F. Fly at Tickles’ Gay Pride 2009 Pig Roast

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  …With me on the viewer’s left: Close friends Dave and Mike in the center and our good friend Jim on the right. My partner had to work that day, so he had no choice but be jealous. Tickles had an awesome pig roast for Gay Pride 2009, so we went cannibal [...]
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  Posted: July 19, 2009, 12:19am EDT
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