The newsies aren't really putting a full effort into it and I'm sleeping late . . . Here's a collection of early afternoon links:
Kansas City Presents Of The Worst Kind: Police Find Dead Body at 39th, Central
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Forgive newsies . . . It's Friday: A homeowner told firefighters that his barking dog alerted him that his house in the 6300 block of Craig Road was on fire. [...] 
A great article on baseball stats from The New York Times that explains some of the twisted thinking of sports newsies too bored to concentrate on winning. [...] 
The KCK 