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• Just a Bitter Old Cup of JoeFrom ...

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  Just a Bitter Old Cup of JoeFrom Album3Link. [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 7:22pm EST
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• Chairman Mao DipshitFrom Album3Beck calls for a ...

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  Chairman Mao DipshitFrom Album3Beck calls for a long march right into the ground.Wasn't he just screeching about references to Mao?' [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 8:16pm EST
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• Friday Cat Blogging With PhotoshopFrom Album3This week ...

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  Friday Cat Blogging With PhotoshopFrom Album3This week Tigger's hiking the Appalachian Trail...for real...well, as real as Mark Sanford. [...]
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 9:00pm EST
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• Grand Old QaedaFrom Album3What a ...

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  Grand Old QaedaFrom Album3What a nitwit. [...]
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  Posted: November 19, 2009, 10:57pm EST
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• Image is EverythingFrom Album3Going Rogue ...

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  Image is EverythingFrom Album3Going Rogue reviewed. [...]
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  Posted: November 18, 2009, 8:58pm EST
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• Just Plain OffensiveFrom Album3Racist know-nothing Wesley Pruden ...

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  Just Plain OffensiveFrom Album3Racist know-nothing Wesley Pruden spews Moonie financed nonsense.Originally I was going to take easy street and photoshop something Klan-like...but then I found this apparently unaltered photo of Pruden pledging to the Confederate battle flag... [...]
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 7:45pm EST
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• Building a Bridge to the 21st Century ...

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  Building a Bridge to the 21st Century Across the River StyxFrom Album3Cheney 2012--for hell on earth. [...]
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  Posted: November 16, 2009, 9:35pm EST
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• Friday Cat Blogging With PhotoshopFrom Album3Water on ...

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  Friday Cat Blogging With PhotoshopFrom Album3Water on the moon edition. [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 7:24pm EST
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• Diaper Dave, The Senator From FormaldehydeFrom Album3Link. ...

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  Diaper Dave, The Senator From FormaldehydeFrom Album3Link. I don't want to know what he's so keen to preserve.' [...]
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  Posted: November 12, 2009, 8:05pm EST
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• And Maybe Next Time They Can Just ...

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  And Maybe Next Time They Can Just Use Chroma Key and PhotoshopFrom Album3The Daily Show catches another Pox News "innocent mistake."More here. [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 6:07pm EST
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• Getting to the Heart of the MatterFrom ...

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  Getting to the Heart of the MatterFrom Album3John Cole at Balloon Juice nails it:The funny thing about all of this is that no matter how bad all their ideas are, no matter how disastrous their governance has been, no matter how many horrible things they have done to the economy [...]
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  Posted: November 10, 2009, 6:06pm EST
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• Just Who Are You Calling "Pig," DICK?From ...

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  Just Who Are You Calling "Pig," DICK?From Album3You know, speaking as someone who's always had to rely on a "warm personality and good sense of humor," I'd suggest that Dick Armey be careful as to who he's calling a pig...and that's not even considering just how dead wrong he is' [...]
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  Posted: November 09, 2009, 7:06pm EST
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• Friday Cat Blogging With PhotoshopFrom Album3Tigger goes ...

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  Friday Cat Blogging With PhotoshopFrom Album3Tigger goes to Washington again, this time to the House chamber, where hopefully we'll see at least a small step taken towards a sane health care policy tomorrow. Have a good weekend everyone.' [...]
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  Posted: November 06, 2009, 9:00pm EST
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• Pledge of Allegiance FAILFrom Album3Funny, but the ...

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  Pledge of Allegiance FAILFrom Album3Funny, but the other day I mentioned to a friend that the very people obsessed with "under God" in the Pledge tend to forget that the next word is "indivisible."Hope they don't forget liberty AND justice for all. They aren't just words, either. [...]
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  Posted: November 05, 2009, 9:21pm EST
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• Words of WisdumbFrom Album3Something to remember: the ...

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  Words of WisdumbFrom Album3Something to remember: the geniuses loudly declaiming that two Democratic losses in statewide elections (ahem, and two wins in special elections, including a big ol' EFF U to undiluted full lizard brain wingnuttery in New York) are a rebuke to the Obama administration are the same folks' [...]
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  Posted: November 04, 2009, 7:44pm EST
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• ACORN Haters Invade Upstate New YorkFrom Album3How ...

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  ACORN Haters Invade Upstate New YorkFrom Album3How charming. More here.Meanwhile, on the local front, don't let the door hit you on the way out, Mr. Bardwell.' [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2009, 7:40pm EST
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• Chris Wallace Makes Rush "Queen for a ...

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  Chris Wallace Makes Rush "Queen for a Day" *From Album3The Rude Pundit chronicles the mother of all tongue baths. [...]
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  Posted: November 02, 2009, 7:11pm EST
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• Friday Catblogging With PhotoshopFrom Album3Halloween edition, featuring ...

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  Friday Catblogging With PhotoshopFrom Album3Halloween edition, featuring a lying Liz Cheney o'lantern. More pathetic and stupid than scary. Liz, that is. Tigger's his usual self...but you can see he doesn't want to get too close. Smart little guy. [...]
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  Posted: October 30, 2009, 7:01pm EDT
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• No, Beck's Just Scary...From Album3...not scary in ...

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  No, Beck's Just Scary...From Album3...not scary in a "scares libruls" way...just scary in a very creepy, "I don't want to know any more about him than I already do" way.' [...]
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  Posted: October 29, 2009, 9:24pm EDT
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• Now That He's a Motivational Speaker...From Album3He'll ...

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  Now That He's a Motivational Speaker...From Album3He'll want to write a book.' [...]
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  Posted: October 28, 2009, 9:10pm EDT
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• Faithfully Hauling Wingnut WaterFrom Album3Way to go, ...

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  Faithfully Hauling Wingnut WaterFrom Album3Way to go, Joe. And all the Dems--including Team Obama--who enabled him. [...]
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  Posted: October 27, 2009, 7:51pm EDT
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• What's That Smell?From Album3Why, it's the smell ...

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  What's That Smell?From Album3Why, it's the smell of Rush Limbaugh getting punk'd...by his own ignorance and gullibility.' [...]
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  Posted: October 26, 2009, 7:29pm EDT
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• Friday Cat Blogging With PhotoshopFrom Album3Motorized La-Z-Boy ...

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  Friday Cat Blogging With PhotoshopFrom Album3Motorized La-Z-Boy edition. Love the NHRA sticker.Only in America. [...]
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  Posted: October 23, 2009, 7:54pm EDT
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• Um, WHY Are We Listening To These ...

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  Um, WHY Are We Listening To These Clowns?From Album3An administration that apparently thinks they deserve a mulligan for 9/11 AND the anthrax attacks, that ignores major acts of terrorism against two allies, other terrorist actions around the world, including in the very countries they went to war in...and which, after [...]
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  Posted: October 22, 2009, 9:08pm EDT
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• Oh Yeah, the Resemblance is Just UncannyFrom ...

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  Oh Yeah, the Resemblance is Just UncannyFrom Album3It doesn't surprise me that long time hacks like Lamar Alexander and Sean Hannity would go into concern troll/hissy fit mode re: the Obama administration stating the obvious, neither does it surprise me that professional prissies like Jake Tapper would haul water with' [...]
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  Posted: October 22, 2009, 11:38pm EDT
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• It Runs in the FamilyFrom Album3In her ...

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  It Runs in the FamilyFrom Album3In her own way, Liz is as big a chickenhawk as her dad... [...]
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  Posted: October 20, 2009, 9:08pm EDT
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• "Grab a Mop"From Album3Yes...eight years of mess ...

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  "Grab a Mop"From Album3Yes...eight years of mess requires quite a lot of clean up.You know, at first I was going to say that Bush with a mop would finally be an occupation for which he was qualified; however, I regularly notice the cleaning crew at my office, who also mop, [...]
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  Posted: October 19, 2009, 10:17pm EDT
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• Sunday Sort of Random PhotoshoppingFrom Album3I've been ...

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  Sunday Sort of Random PhotoshoppingFrom Album3I've been watching with interest the latest Kennedy assassination documentaries the History Channel's running...fyi, my own take is decidedly no conspiracy, if anyone wants more information I'll proffer my "widsom" [sic] in comments. Anyway, if nothing else, it's kind of like a reality version of [...]
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  Posted: October 18, 2009, 10:41am EDT
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• Friday Cat Blogging With PhotoshopFrom Album3Tigger visits ...

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  Friday Cat Blogging With PhotoshopFrom Album3Tigger visits William Kamkwamba edition. If you haven't already heard of William Kamkwamba, take a minute to check him out. What an incredible individual.' [...]
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  Posted: October 16, 2009, 8:28pm EDT
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• Oh, But How They WORSHIP...From Album3Ronaldus Magnus? ...

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  Oh, But How They WORSHIP...From Album3Ronaldus Magnus? That's just plain weird. [...]
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  Posted: October 15, 2009, 8:12pm EDT
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• Party Like It's 1999 1909From Album3Ah, Tangipahoa ...

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  Party Like It's 1999 1909From Album3Ah, Tangipahoa Parish, where Loving v. Virginia isn't exactly the law of the land.' [...]
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  Posted: October 15, 2009, 7:46pm EDT
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• I Did Not Know That...From Album3I did ...

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  I Did Not Know That...From Album3I did know that insurance companies are run by pricks, will go out of their way to rip you off, and generally behave like a cartel...but I didn't know they had specific government protection...' [...]
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  Posted: October 14, 2009, 9:25pm EDT
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• Reaping What You've SowedFrom Album3Well, Lindsey, meet ...

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  Reaping What You've SowedFrom Album3Well, Lindsey, meet the constituency you've cultivated by playing to the absolute lowest common denominator for a generation...a constituency defined by ignorance, superstition, and petty viciousness. [...]
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  Posted: October 14, 2009, 9:22pm EDT
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• Shooting from the AHIPFrom Album3More death panel-type ...

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  Shooting from the AHIPFrom Album3More death panel-type nonsense. Geez, it's like zombies. [...]
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  Posted: October 13, 2009, 8:34pm EDT
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• EminsteeleFrom Album3He's hep to how the kids ...

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  EminsteeleFrom Album3He's hep to how the kids are getting their "kicks" these days, what with blogs and all. [...]
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  Posted: October 13, 2009, 5:20pm EDT
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• Like the Unfiltered Id of Dick NixonFrom ...

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  Like the Unfiltered Id of Dick NixonFrom 2Millionth Web LogI couldn't stop thinking that (the post's title) while watching lowlights of Lamebone's Today interview rerun on Countdown. The body language, the vocal inflections...it was Nixon from beyond the grave...minus any of Dick's redeeming qualities. Imagine: it's a relative scale, but,' [...]
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  Posted: October 12, 2009, 8:57pm EDT
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• Taking Concern Trolling to its Absurd LimitFrom ...

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  Taking Concern Trolling to its Absurd LimitFrom 2Millionth Web LogRoss Douthat is no stranger to absurdity. [...]
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  Posted: October 12, 2009, 5:17pm EDT
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• Friday Cat Blogging With PhotoshopFrom 2Millionth Web ...

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  Friday Cat Blogging With PhotoshopFrom 2Millionth Web LogAddress to the UN from a soon to be Nobel Laureate edition. It's nice to know the free world, after eight years of freak show Dubya, hasn't given up on us.' [...]
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  Posted: October 09, 2009, 8:36pm EDT
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• Government "Health" Care, Wingnut StyleFrom 2Millionth Web ...

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  Government "Health" Care, Wingnut StyleFrom 2Millionth Web LogAnd, of course, it's Oklahoma...must be something in the water...or at least the water that Oklahoma politicians drink. [...]
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  Posted: October 08, 2009, 8:49pm EDT
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• ConservaChrist® 2.0 (Beta Version) From 2Millionth Web ...

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  ConservaChrist® 2.0 (Beta Version) From 2Millionth Web LogCross posted at First Draft.So I thought why not Jesus, Texas Ranger (or Walker, Son of God) as the officially approved and licensed "Conservative" Savior...no meek shall inherit the earth/submit to the humiliation and excruciating (literally) pain of crucifixion him...And if Chuck Norris [...]
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  Posted: October 08, 2009, 8:09am EDT
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• Al Qaeda RushboFrom 2Millionth Web LogLast night ...

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  Al Qaeda RushboFrom 2Millionth Web LogLast night Lara Logan, on the Stephen Colbert show, noted that Al Qaeda's program is to do anything to make America fail. Sounds a lot like Limbaugh and the Republican Party... [...]
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  Posted: October 07, 2009, 9:01pm EDT
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• Just. Plain. Wrong.From 2Millionth Web LogVoting against ...

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  Just. Plain. Wrong.From 2Millionth Web LogVoting against rape victims... [...]
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  Posted: October 07, 2009, 7:35pm EDT
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• It's What's For DinnerFrom 2Millionth Web LogAh, ...

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  It's What's For DinnerFrom 2Millionth Web LogAh, the efficiency of the free market... [...]
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  Posted: October 06, 2009, 8:34pm EDT
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• A(n) Wolf Elephant in Sheep's Clothing a ...

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  A(n) Wolf Elephant in Sheep's Clothing a Donkey CostumeFrom 2Millionth Web LogAfter all the hyperventilating, it turns out there's a fair amount of agreement regarding at least the first steps of real health care reform... [...]
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  Posted: October 06, 2009, 8:12pm EDT
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• Krugman: "The Emotional Maturity of a Bratty ...

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  Krugman: "The Emotional Maturity of a Bratty 13-Year-Old"From 2Millionth Web LogLink--not that you haven't seen the column already, but...that might be giving them too much credit.' [...]
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  Posted: October 05, 2009, 10:17pm EDT
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• Exercise NightBack a little ...

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  Exercise NightBack a little later... [...]
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  Posted: October 05, 2009, 7:15pm EDT
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• Friday Cat Blogging With PhotoshopFrom 2Millionth Web ...

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  Friday Cat Blogging With PhotoshopFrom 2Millionth Web LogAdvocacy of commuter rail between New Orleans and Baton Rouge edition (aka the difference between culture and agriculture.) Sigh. Yes, high speed rail would cost money...just like any worthwhile investment. But like all worthwhile investments, it would pay off over time. [...]
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  Posted: October 02, 2009, 6:55pm EDT
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• Boehner: Can't Find "Anyone" Who Supports a ...

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  Boehner: Can't Find "Anyone" Who Supports a Health Care Public OptionFrom 2Millionth Web LogAnd he's obviously searched far and wide. Hey, what a coincidence...OJ never found the real killers...and he had a similar search strategery...' [...]
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  Posted: October 02, 2009, 2:48pm EDT
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• Also Participating in Last Night's Event...From 2Millionth ...

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  Also Participating in Last Night's Event...From 2Millionth Web LogOur parting contestants receive a nice participation trophy, a home edition of Health Care, the board game...and a free escort to whatever back bench he occupies. Thanks for playing. [...]
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  Posted: September 10, 2009, 9:48pm EDT
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• Flying High in April July...From 2Millionth Web ...

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  Flying High in April July...From 2Millionth Web LogSeriously shot down in May September. [...]
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  Posted: September 09, 2009, 10:20pm EDT
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