A Little Lagniappe

• 25 years ago.....

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  I saw a movie that I immediately loved. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eight Dimension.
  
  Gosh, even the quotes from that movie are outstanding:
  
  Sealed with a curse,as sharp as a knife. DOOMED IS YOUR SOUL AND DAMNED IS YOUR LIIIIFE!
  
  where are we going? [...]
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  Posted: October 19, 2009, 6:46pm EDT
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• uh huh, really

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  Created by The Oatmeal

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  Posted: August 23, 2009, 4:00pm EDT
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• But, what if it is?

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  I hear ~K~ stirring upstairs and know that she's awake. She comes downstairs pokes her head into the living room and then goes straight into the bathroom (quite unusual for her). I hear something that sounds like the buzz of her toothbrush. What? Brushing teeth without being reminded umpteen times? [...]
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  Posted: July 12, 2009, 9:00am EDT
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• FYI

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  If you are toothless, chewing (or should I say "gumming") gum and speaking English in such a way that you do not pronounce consonants, AND you are trying to converse with me, please do not expect my reply to be anything more than a smile and nod because I have [...]
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  Posted: July 08, 2009, 9:14pm EDT
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• Everyone loves a smart ass

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  Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pets, Sassy and Sophie, and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?
  
  So since [...]
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  Posted: June 21, 2009, 2:41pm EDT
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• Sistah Sophie T. Up close and personal

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  Posted: June 12, 2009, 8:40pm EDT
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• Welcome the new addition to our family

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  Miss Sophie T. aka Nipper Sticks
  
  
  
  
  Really. She looks and acts JUST LIKE THIS. [...]
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  Posted: May 14, 2009, 9:09am EDT
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• Forget that pig virus...

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  Posted: May 05, 2009, 8:59am EDT
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• we're havin' a squirrel problem

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  this might be a solution [...]
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  Posted: April 22, 2009, 6:46pm EDT
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• Hoppy Easter

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  Posted: April 11, 2009, 8:48pm EDT
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• Just another day at wally world.....

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  Me: (to electronics dept. clerk behind cash register) Hi, I need the XXX game for the XXX game system.
  
  Clerk 1: Just a minute, I need to get "clerk 2".
  
  (She hollers and the clerk 2 answers from a couple of aisles away so I walk over [...]
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  Posted: April 06, 2009, 6:20pm EDT
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• Truly a WTF moment.....

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  but it made me smile. [...]
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  Posted: March 14, 2009, 8:24pm EDT
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• VD

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  Yes Indeed! [...]
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  Posted: February 14, 2009, 5:46pm EST
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• I was surprised that the sun still rose this morning.

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  Posted: January 21, 2009, 6:43pm EST
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• Have you heard the one about......

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  the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra? [...]
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  Posted: January 17, 2009, 9:54pm EST
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• Truth is stranger...

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  ...than anything I could make up.
  
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  Posted: January 13, 2009, 11:34am EST
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• Something's wrong with this

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  If I could, I'd be in bed by 7pm daily (Except for "Survivor" Thursdays). What part of that says "22"?
  
  
  
  You Act Like You Are 22 Years Old
  
  
  
  
  You are a twenty-something at heart. You feel like an adult, and you're optimistic [...]
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  Posted: January 09, 2009, 6:23pm EST
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• Happy New Ear

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  Posted: January 01, 2009, 12:01am EST
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• "I see,"

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  said the blind man to his deaf wife, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
  
  
  
  That is all. [...]
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  Posted: December 27, 2008, 7:05pm EST
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• Merry Xmas

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  Posted: December 25, 2008, 5:05am EST
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• Exactly!

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  Posted: December 12, 2008, 4:23pm EST
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• News from Louisiana

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  The New Orleans Saints football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an white powdery substance on the practice field.
  
  The head coach immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.
  
  After a complete analysis, FBI forensic [...]
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  Posted: December 04, 2008, 8:28pm EST
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• Sometimes.....

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  Sometimes I wonder....
  
  "why is that frisbee getting bigger and bigger?"
  
  
  And then it hits me. [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2008, 5:17pm EST
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• Just because you're in college doesn't mean you are smart

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  From the "Police Report" column in the newspaper of our local university:
  
  "A suspicious man wearing camouflage was reported on campus. An officer discovered that the subject, a student, was an army recruiter who was going to a presentation at a local high school after his class."
  
  Geniuses.[...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2008, 1:21pm EST
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• I need a laugh, how about you?

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  Posted: October 22, 2008, 6:41pm EDT
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• Hinga Dinga Durgen!

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  Really. It's Leif Erikson Day. Spent the week (and $14) making a paper mache viking helmet so ~K~ can wear it for 3 seconds this afternoon in front of her friends.

  
  
  However, it was worth it as I learned that it's a legitimate holiday and [...]
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  Posted: October 09, 2008, 10:19am EDT
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• I wonder how he stays in business.....

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  Hurricane Gustav took my roof. Been getting estimates and one roofer wanted to send my quote via email. I'm not surprised that I haven't received it yet.
  
  ME: My email address is X X X X S, That's S as in Sam, at email.com
  
  HIM: So that's X [...]
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  Posted: September 17, 2008, 9:14am EDT
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• the bright side of evacuating....

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  Apparently there are NO mosquitoes in Mississippi. They all live in Houma, Louisiana with the majority located in or around my backyard.
  
  I don't miss them.' [...]
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  Posted: September 07, 2008, 8:36pm EDT
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• Thank Goodness for the Internet

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  AHHHH, the Irony. [...]
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  Posted: August 19, 2008, 1:22pm EDT
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• Rubbing salt in the wound

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  We went to dinner the other night and a very pregnant young lady was seated next to me. Throughout the meal she frequently referred to the baby as "she" and as the mom-to-be seemed to want to talk about all-things-baby, I asked her what girl names were being considered. "Lola," [...]
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  Posted: August 04, 2008, 4:17pm EDT
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• Where least expected.

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  Surprise, surprise.
  
  Found this on the myspace page of some local wanna be gangsta whose page was filled with so much slang and so many typos I wanted to poke my eyes out. Not sure if this redeems it but what a shock to find it.
  
  
  
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  Posted: July 21, 2008, 8:15pm EDT
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• What are the odds?

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  The lawn is in desperate need of mowing. In fact, when we walk to the car in the side yard, it's like walking through the jungle and we are in dire need of a machete. So, as the day starts off with blue skies, I wait until the decent hour' [...]
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  Posted: July 12, 2008, 12:17pm EDT
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• What a bargain!?!

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  Posted: July 09, 2008, 12:58pm EDT
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• But there are no reruns of Survivor.

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  Me: The new season of "Army Wives" will be starting in a few minutes if you want to come watch it with me.
  
  Mom: I used to watch that show.
  
  Me: Yes, we watched the first season last year. The second season starts tonight.
  
  Mom: No. I [...]
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  Posted: June 08, 2008, 4:08pm EDT
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• Form your own rock band

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  Stonebridge
  "It doesn't go away"
  
  
  Well, that didn't turn out too terribly bad..... Now you can do it too:
  
  
  Click here to get the name of your band (title of a random Wikipedia article).
  
  Click here to get [...]
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  Posted: June 05, 2008, 5:53pm EDT
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• My Reservation Has Been Confirmed.

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  I'll save you a seat at my table.
  
  
  
  
  And it will be hell to spend eternity next to sports fans.' [...]
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  Posted: June 01, 2008, 6:12pm EDT
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• It looks like he snacks on danes, brits and krauts too.

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  Pictured: Giant 6'6" Cow:
  "Despite his grand stature, Chilli only grazes on grass during the day and enjoys the occasional swede as a treat." [...]
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  Posted: May 26, 2008, 7:51pm EDT
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• It's like this EVERY DAY.

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  Mom: I want to go get my haircut before we leave for [grandson's] graduation.
  
  Me: Haircut? You just got your haircut two weeks ago. It hasn't really grown much.
  
  Mom: Not a haircut. I meant that I want to have it styled so it looks nice for the [...]
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  Posted: May 16, 2008, 8:46pm EDT
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• Happy Mother's Day

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  BTW, the Duggar's are currently expecting their 18th child. [...]
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  Posted: May 11, 2008, 10:42am EDT
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• Happy Cinqo de Mayo

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  Posted: May 05, 2008, 12:28pm EDT
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• Leaving me speechless

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  One day last week.....
  
  ~K~: (taking off her ipod headphones) oooh, turn that up, I like that song.
  
  Me: (turning up the volume on the car radio)
  
  ~K~: (after listening for a moment) That's not the song I thought it was.
  
  Me: What song did you [...]
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  Posted: April 24, 2008, 3:44pm EDT
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• What is Easter?

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  Three cajuns had just died, and arrived at the Pearly Gates of Heaven on Easter Sunday. St. Peter greeted them and told them that they could pass through the gates only if they could answer one simple question.
  
  St. Peter asked the first cajun, “WHAT IS EASTER?”
  
  The [...]
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  Posted: March 23, 2008, 12:43pm EDT
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• just wanted to share this

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  Posted: March 15, 2008, 12:14pm EDT
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• DST is killing me

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  Posted: March 11, 2008, 12:51pm EDT
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• Interesting? Odd? Or just plain BAZAAR?

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  Posted: March 05, 2008, 7:40pm EST
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• I am quite disappointed in myself....

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  How evil are you? [...]
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  Posted: February 19, 2008, 3:58pm EST
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• Show Me Somethin' !

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  I shouted "Throw Me Sumpthin' Mister!" and got Mother Of All Beads Get Your Virtial Mardi Gras Beads at JokesUnlimited.com

  
  
  
  Happy Mardi Gras Y'all! [...]
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  Posted: February 05, 2008, 8:47am EST
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• You are more fortunate than you know

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  24% [...]
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  Posted: January 13, 2008, 5:10pm EST
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• Happy, happy

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  Posted: January 01, 2008, 10:20am EST
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• Happy New Year

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  Posted: December 31, 2007, 1:28pm EST
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