In the City of Saratoga Springs
For: Scurrilous comments, repetitive "um's", "fiscal irresponsibility", acronym murder, fashion faux-pas', touch hypnosis, hero worship, boring mono-tones, shaky films, hollow initiatives, unlicensed human potential development experimentation, Communist undertones, delinquent child support payments, shoplifting, misandry, gay-bashing, witchcraft, paganism,

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