Before you buy any penis enlargement pills, you need to know if they are safe to use and if they are going to work. There are many herbal penis pills on the market today, but you have to be sure that what you are buying is safe [...]
Things I said before I went to Paris
- No drinking laws! Hey pass me a stone! (Gulp)
- French girls are slammin’
- Everybody in Europe is really smart.
Things I said while in Paris
- This TV show sucks
- How come all French people know Spanish?
- Moulin rouge is [...]
My College Phases: Wannabe Vinnie Chase
Things I have said:
"I gotta get fucked up tonight"
"Want a drink? No? Wow Gay"
"I don't know man...I mean...I'd let her blow me"
"Perhaps a Gentleman's wager is in order"
"Butterface's are the saddest thing ever. What a waste, you know?"
"I will never have sex [...]
Don't tell me what to believe! What? You believe in god? You think Jesus was the son of GOD!? HAHAHAHAHAHA Seriously? Wow! Man, you are ****ing dumb! I can't believe that you believe that! People like you make me so mad because you actually think we just [...]
Can everybody agree that facebook is on the way out? Thanks to devices like twitter, I feel like people have a new sense of self to go out and have things to tweet (or twat) about. This means that they have to go out and live life, [...]
With only two months to go until graduation, Cindy spends most of her time giving back to the SUNY Buffalo community by working as a tour guide for prospective students and mentoring ones that are currently enrolled. The rest of her time, however, is spent with her [...]
What do you get when you mix Andy Samberg, his seventh grade friends, T-Pain and a boat? "I'm on a Boat."
Perhaps the most badass boat ride ever, "I'm on a Boat" is just as good as "Jizz in my Pants."
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Super Mario World was fun, but we're living in a time of change. Enter Super Obama World.
The game is designed to be just like Super Mario, plus politics.The course is shaped like Alaska and players can choose from levels such as "I Can See Russia From' [...]
Oftentimes, you’ll hear a guy compliment a woman at a bar by saying that she looks like a model. Of course, chances are she isn’t one, and she probably couldn’t even pass for a lowly clothing magazine model, especially given the fashion industry’s ridiculously absurd beauty standards. [...]
A new trend is sweeping through Switzerland: hiking in the nude.
International Herald Tribune writes:
"In recent years, it has become fashionable for a growing number of Swiss and some foreigners to wander in the Alps clad in little more than hiking shoes and sun screen. Last summer, the [...]
A casting call Saturday in New York City for "America's Next Top Model" was canceled when the line to get into the audition turned into a mass riot.
Six girls were injured and another three were arrested. It is unknown what caused the riot.
After watching this video, [...]
Dorm Rule #1: Never leave the door unlocked to your dorm room when you go away on vacation. If you do, your friends will take advantage by either filling it with balloons/condoms/newspapers or redecorating it with penis drawings of all different shapes, sizes and colors.
Luckily for the [...]
Championship week is in full force and top seeds are being knocked out left and right.
Teams that have fallen include No. 7 Oklahoma to Oklahoma State, No. 2 Pittsburgh to West Virginia, No. 11 Kansas to Baylor, and No. 17 Clemson to Geargia Tech (a team that [...]
Ken Shamrock, a UFC hall-of-famer and former WWE wrestler, tested positive for three steroids today. He has been suspended for a year.
First steroids ruined baseball, then the summer Olympics and now UFC? And to think, finally the world had a sport that seemed so pure--what could be more natural [...]
Who wouldn’t want to come to a college that holds about 8,000 students? Yeah, we’re close to NYC, but we’re actually in the Bronx. Good Morning America decided that it’d be totally fitting if one of the biggest bands in the world came to one of the [...]
A man in the Czech Republic felt that he needed to repress his sexual desires, so he has his balls surgically removed.
Pavel (last name not given) was arrested when he was 18 for murdering a 12-year-old boy for sexual pleasure.
After years in prison and a psychiatric center, [...]
Here is one Heidi that doesn't go skipping through the woods with goat's milk and braided buns. Here is a Heidi that skips through fantasies and dirty websites. Heidi Cortez brought naughty stories to the Howard Stern Show and even released a CD called Sexxy Noises. When' [...]
Even if you've never heard of Steve Wozniak- you've definitely seen his handiwork. As the co-founder of Apple Computers and the inventor of the Apple I & II, Wozniak (lovingly referred to as Woz) revolutionized the world of personal computing. Your iPod, iPhone, Macbook, iMac- heck even [...]
Not sure how many Big East fans we have here, but as a graduate of Syracuse University I feel like I am required to follow the conference. Not like Big Ten basketball scores in the low 50's are really making me regret my decision, but anyway...
This year, the Big [...]
After the 1988 release of “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”, every male teenager was left fantasizing about one thing: Roger’s sultry, red-headed wife, Jessica Rabbit,
Yes, for one year, a cartoon became the hottest woman on the planet. On paper, that may sound terribly depressing, but if you’ve [...]
I tried this out last week, and it seemed to get a good response. So, again, i present a smattering of NBA news and notes, funny (and/or embarrassing) videos and commentary from the Association in condensed form. Enjoy.
Our first blip comes from the Birdman, Chris Andersen. The former Slam Dunk [...]
This Sunday at 4 UNC and Duke face off in Chapel Hill.
And to get ready for the game, here is a reminder of why Duke sucks. Go Heels!
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A few days ago, I found myself at my local Blockbuster when I decided, foolishly, that I wanted to try the new MLB 2K game.
I say foolishly for two reasons. First, do you have any idea how much games at Blockbuster cost nowadays? Maybe I'm' [...]
A man in England threw a brick through an off-duty police officer's windshield. His excuse? He was aiming for his neighbor's cat.
Steven Wimbles also ran into problems with police that same day when he assaulted an officer in his home after the officer was summoned on [...]
It’s the endless debate in college football: To playoff or not to playoff? And if to playoff, how to playoff? Still with me? Good, because another entity has thrown its opinion into the ring and that’s the Mountain West Conference. I’ll pardon your look of bewilderment, but [...]
I know the baseball season is a ways away, with the first game not until April 6th. Still though, Spring Training and the World Baseball Classic (ugh) are going on and those are usually eternal resting places for optimism for major league clubs across the country.
As they [...]
In today's economy it's more important than ever to have a firm understanding of the real estate market. Many of us are graduating, looking for our first home, and moving forward in our lives. The last thing you want to do is make missteps, when purchasing a [...]
I promised, and so I deliver.
I must admit, I've thought about who would make my All-NBA Ugly squad. I've seen some guys either on TV or in person at arenas and thought (after shrieking in horror) that player X would be a perfect fit on the team.
Now [...]
I couldn't decide which of these little diddies I wanted to post on, so (luck you) I decided to get them all in here.
Our first hit comes from the Big Shaqtus, who responded to Raptors forward Chris Bosh yesterday. After O'Neal dropped 45 on the Raptors a few [...]
Awkward situations are always lurking around the corner, expecially on college campuses. Here are the top place to run into some awkwardness:
Doors: So many possibilities for awkwardness: there's the "you go," "no, you go," the "oops, I meant to hold that door for you, not hit [...]
Welcome to, what I hope, will be a recurring segment of articles. As I spend my days out there in the Internet, certain themes or patterns begin to arise. Whether it's in influx in celebrities registering an account on Twitter, people getting Nintendo-themed tattoos, or any other [...]
Richard Simmons is quite possibly the greatest human being to have ever lived, and this video clip from the hit ABC television show “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” is a testament to that fact.
For the uninitiated, “Whose Line” is an improvisation show in which four comedians act [...]
I promise I'm not obsessed with Paul Harris, although that certainly would appear to be the case, wouldn't it.
No, actually, I am writing about Paul Harris again today because, as a Syracuse alum myself, I was watching the Orange (is there a more pathetic nickname? Delaware Blue Hens? NYU Violets?) [...]
Grads get ready to roll with this new addition from www.LostWorldShirts.com available is various colors and styles-Congratulations to the Class of 09!
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Playing online games is nothing new. Whether it's a flash game on one of many websites, applications on Facebook, or any other time waster you find destroying your productivity, online games are definitely ubiquitous. But if you want something more than a five-minute distraction you might want [...]
Either that, or he has way, way too much time on his hands.
Even if you've never heard of Paul Harris, that has to elicit one of a few reactions.
1. Laughter.
2. Confusion.
3. Hysterical laughter.
4. Extreme confusion.
When this video was made exactly I don't know, but I do know that it [...]
If you're like me you remember the good ol' days of Facebook when it was a social network for college students and only college students. Those days are long gone as Zuckerberg and Co. opened the gates to anyone and built up one of the largest [...]
Sure, Alex Rodriguez drilled a home run in his first at bat of the spring on Wednesday.
Sure, he left the game, driving away with his cousin of now ill-repute, Yuri Sucart.
But, A-Rod's home run truly took a back seat to the game's real [...]
Forbes has released a list of the 10 best men's college basketball coaches. Topping the list is the University of North Carolina's Roy Williams (go Heels!).
The rest of the list is as follows:
2. Bill Self, University of Kansas
3. Ben Howland, UCLA
4. Mike Krzyzewski, [...]
This post could have also been titled, "The NBA, Where Things I'll Never Be Able To Do Happen Daily".
Or, "The NBA, Where Playground Moves Are Not Only Acceptable, But Encouraged".
Or, "The NBA, Where Unsuspecting, Foolish Italian People Get Dunked On".
Anyway, peep this.
As Jalen Rose so aptly starts to' [...]
This is the first part of four of my phone/skype interview with Jim Brandon (Gopherr Reed) and Chris Smith (Mike Sanders) of the amazing web series, Dorm Life.
Make sure to go check out season two starting March 2nd at www.dorm-life.com
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We all know where Jim Calhoun, UConn head coach, stands on the question of whether caoches' salaries should be cut during the recession, but what do you think?
' [...]
Some of you youngens just having watched the above video might not believe what you just saw, that what was just pictured above had to be some miracle of digital video editing.
A white point guard? A white, flashy point guard? A white, flashy point guard [...]
Driving around New York City on Sunday afternoon, passing by Madison Square Garden while the New York Knicks were north of the border getting beat by the Raptors, I saw an enormous banner that nearly caused a shock based accident.
Here I am, minding my own business, listening to [...]
There's no denying that, in recent, years, the zombie has seen a bit of a renaissance. The success of books like The Zombie Survival Guide (which, incidentally, I always have a copy handy along with a shotgun, water, and rations) as well as movies and games has [...]
Trinity College has won 11 straight squash championships and 202 straight matches. That's the longest winning steak in any college sport.
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If you're impressed by what the Suns did to the Clippers in a recent home and home immediately after the All-Star break, than news out of the ABA will make your head explode.
The New Jersey Express, a semi-pro team in New Jersey, dropped 171 points in a' [...]
Who says drinking and technology don't mix? If you ask my recently deceased keyboard which befell an unfortunate soda-spilling accident, it would say never. However, much like the applications I use every day on my computer to check email, keep in touch with friends, and write articles' [...]
After you plunked down a couple hundred bucks at the beginning of the semester for all your textbooks, you're no doubt looking forward to the week after finals when you get a chance to sell them back. Hopefully, selling them is worth your while and that Biology' [...]
If you're unfamiliar with exactly who Craig Sager is (and that's perfectly fine), you need not know anything other than the fact that he is mostly known for his style of dress.
Sure, the man's been covering sporting events for over 30 years, on various networks. He's covered the' [...]
A while back, as a wide-eyed underclassman at Syracuse University, I walked around the local mall completely unaware of an entire art form. A art form that, when put into practice, has a habit of destroying the victim's self-esteem, sense of self-worth, and generally results in a [...]
Between classes, clubs and random nights out, you meet a lot of people. And, unfortunately, you forget who some of them are. More unfortunately, you run into them and they remember you. Here are a few conversations to have when you're not too sure who you are' [...]
Breath easy everyone. Literally, and figuratively.
Monday afternoon a landmark decision was made, sure to affect lawbreakers all over the world.
According to The State, Michael Phelps will not be charged with marijuana possession.
Do you realize what this means? Now, you can admit to using a drug, have [...]
Some of these are childhood classics for the '90s generation, others are brand new. Common thread? They're creepy.
Furby: Artificial intelligence that never knows when to shut it. Life size Barbie: Almost half a step up from the invisible friend. Anything having to do with [...]
Consumer electronics are designed to be sexy. Your first iPod struck you with its sleek style and minimalist layout and even common appliances like your toaster are being designed with sexiness in mind. There's a reason so many kitchens are going all stainless steel and my alarm [...]
If the '80s were one big night out, the '90s were one really bad hangover. From boy bands to pop princesses, '90s music didn't quite have the pizazz that the '80s had, but after nine years there are some artists that are due for a comeback.
House' [...]
Let me get a few things out of the way, right off the top here.
I've never been much of a fan of David Letterman. He laughs too much at his own jokes, fails to make funny ones often enough, and does that weird thing where he licks' [...]
No, this isn't true obviously. But, what a hysterical premise, no?
Then again, given the absurd amount of money the Yankees have spent on bringing in free agents alone (near half a billion), is it so much to expect them to do something so wildly over the top?' [...]
There's something special about when girls get down on their hands and knees. Sometimes, this is because they're praying. Sometimes, it's because they're looking for something you dropped. And sometimes, it's because, well, they're looking for something that you didn't drop. But these girls have it right [...]
Recently I wrote a post about the hotness that is seeing a girl shower and mentioned the locker room fantasy. For those of you who are barely male or have limited imaginations, let me elaborate. Every time I go to Gold’s Gym, there is one thought I [...]
Recently I wrote a post about the hotness that is seeing a girl shower and mentioned the locker room fantasy. For those of you who are barely male or have limited imaginations, let me elaborate. Every time I go to Gold’s Gym, there is one thought I [...]
Recently, I discussed how hot girls showering can be, and in the process of doing so mentioned the women's locker room fantasy. For those of you who are barely male or have limited imaginations, I will elaborate. Every time that I go to the gym, I have one thought. [...]
Recently, I discussed how very much we love women in showers. I also mentioned the women's locker room fantasy. I mean, come on, it's a room full of fit girls, wettening capabilities, and steam. Capisce? One of these days, when I'm least expecting it, I know that Gold's Gym will' [...]
Vodka that sells for $15 a handle usually doesn't go down too smoothly. Luckily, the people at Mix That Drink have come up with an easy way to make Skittles Vodka. That's right, now you can party with the rainbow.
The process involves a not-so-precise series of' [...]
Don't ask why I'm writing about this right now, just thank me. Sit back, stand, do whatever you've got to do. Get your headphones out and plug them in if you're at work or in class. This is not to be missed.
Does it get any better than this? Can [...]
For over a month now, I've been studying abroad in Auckland, New Zealand.
If you have the option to study abroad, do it. The classes are a joke and all the professors all understand that the semester abroad is more a cultural learning experience than an academic period. ' [...]
So I'm a day late on the whole Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue dropping. But it's never too late to talk about hot models wearing skimpy bikinis. You know this year's issue is going to be good since it has the one and only Bar Rafaeli on the' [...]
You just got your new Mac and the trial versions of iWork and Microsoft Office are almost up. That paper is due next week and you can't afford to be without a word processor. Before you go and do something foolish like actually paying for these program' [...]
It happens to the best of us. You sit down to get some work done and put a dent in that growing pile of assignments only to find, hours later, you're back where you started. In today's tech world it's hard not to get distracted by things' [...]
Are you tired of the Dunk Contest? Do you feel like you've seen the same things over and over and over again?
Does it amaze you that someone thinks the Skills Competition is even a remotely intriguing contest, worthy of being in the All-Star festivities?
Has the Three Point' [...]
Some North Carolina State University students are carrying empty gun holsters this week to protest for the right to carry concealed weapons on campus.
The students are part of a national organization called Students for Concealed Carry on Campus. About 20 members of the group are taking [...]
When you're team is winning, a lot, it's hard to figure why the rest of the country tends to hold your team, your fans, in a general regard of disdain. And, there is obviously truth to that sentiment. As a Yankee fan, my long held credo is,' [...]
If you are wearing any one of the following, you should probably go change your shirt:
"Buff Body" T-shirt: If you want a six pack, start going to the gym.
"Female Body Inspector" T-shirt: All your shirt says is "hey, I'm creepy."
Tuxedo T-shirt: You do not' [...]
You may have missed out on this story, but, fear not.
Maybe you're just coming out of a drunken coma from the weekend. Maybe you got hit in the head with a shovel, causing short-term memory loss. Maybe you didn't talk to anyone for the past two days, watch [...]
When Apple launched the App Store for iPhone and iPod Touch in 2008, users were suddenly given access to a seemingly endless stream of software, games and, of course, tip calculators & fart machines. But even with all of these great applications to choose from, there still [...]
Baseball, jealous of all the media attention that swimming's mishaps have been getting in the past week, decided that it was time to turn out its own drug "shocker."
Alex Rodriguez, or A-Rod, the Yankees third baseman, tested positive for steroids...in 2003.
Rodriguez tested positive for two anabolic steroids [...]
Thursday night, I sat on my couch, alongside my sleeping brother, watching the final quarter and overtime of the Celtics/Lakers tilt. The game was a great one, as are so many of their matchups. The Lakers, despite having played (and won) the night before in Toronto, came [...]
Video games have gained an older audience over the years, and that means developers have to appeal to a more mature demographic these days. In a few decades that may mean games like "Wheelchair Racing Xtreme Challenge," but for now it just means lots and lots of [...]
Some celebrities get all the attention--Chuck Norris, Cher, Alec Baldwin. But one man has been overlooked as of late: David Hasselhoff.
From Baywatch to the Berlin Wall, Hasselhoff has spread his awesomeness all over popular culture in the last 20 years.
Here is a tribute to the Hoff [...]
Australian Customs officials arrested a man from Melbourne, Australia who attempted to smuggle two pigeons out of Dubai by hiding them in his pants.
The man had a pigeon strapped to each leg under a pair of tights. He also had two eggs in his luggage.
Why would [...]
As promised, I'm here today to talk to you about one Barack Obama. There's been some news over the past few months about the new president's affinity for basketball, desire for a college football playoff system, and his allegiance to the South Siders in Chicago.
I did some research, and it' [...]
Not every movie can be an Oscar-winner. Not every movie can even be decent. There are movies that suck. There’s actually a ton of movies that suck. But there’s a breed of movie that does not come around all too often—the movie that sucks so much it’s [...]
It is only right that on Facebook's fifth birthday a whole new social networking stalking technology is introduced to the masses. Enter Google Latitude.
Latitude lets users broadcast their location to their Gmail contacts. The program, which can be used on a home computer or mobile [...]
For every great president, there's been a great impersonator.
Darrell Hammond did Bill Clinton.
Dana Carvey did George Bush, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan (you get the point).
Will Ferrell did (and still is doing) George W. Bush.
OK, so maybe I exaggerated a bit on the "great [...]
In an epic night of offense and an absolutely horrible night of defense, the North Carolina Tar Heels shut out Maryland 108-91.
The biggest story of the night, however, was Wayne Ellington. After a rough start to the season, it seems like Ellington is finally back to being [...]
To put this in the sports folder hardly holds water, but there isn't a folder for Idiotic Rappers That Clearly Have Too Much Money.
Take a look:
OK, so for those of you that couldn't stomach it to make it through that entire thing, here's the basic jist in [...]
Facebook events are a great way to find something to do when all of your friends are being lame and none of them want to throw a party/have their house trashed that night. But if you are going to go to a party that no one invited [...]
Not sure how many of you got to chow down on my previous list of the top six Super Bowl Ads in the past six years, but, whether or not you did, here's my list for yesterday's top 5.
I wanted to do something related to [...]
