Today (more than likely) you will be surrounded by annoying brothers, sisters, moms, dads, sons, daughters, husbands, wives, inlaws thrice removed,
cats, dogs, birds, pythons, cranberries, sweet-taters, stuffing, fruitcake, mini-weenies and quite possibly the occasional politition. Don’t panic.
It’s just Thanksgiving,
And truth be told, we really are thankfull for each and
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