Items by olivefingers

• death and dying

  —olivefingers

  You’ve heard of “Death by chocolate” and “Death by lethal injection” but have you heard of “Death by incessant beverage stirring”? Evidently that’s my sentence. I hope the end comes soon. Seriously, it’s adding an irrationally angry edge to my day. Know why? Because I can’t say anything. Pretty sure I’d [...]
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  Posted: November 16, 2009, 9:48am EST
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• framed

  —olivefingers

  My handsome boy in what, I’m sure, will be the first of many sets of glasses frames.   [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 10:20am EST
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• this makes me inexplicably happy

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  (From http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/i/ice_cube.asp) [...]
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  Posted: November 04, 2009, 12:01pm EST
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• things i don’t do

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  1. high five 2. eat meat directly off the bone 3. group pedicures 4. math 5. dance [...]
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  Posted: November 04, 2009, 9:49am EST
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• quirks

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  my friend dbs asked me one time if i had any quirks or compulsive behavior that was completely unintentional. potentially embarrassing. i think he was already aware (from posts on ye olde blog) of the hairbrush and pop bottlecap issues but i thought of another one a few weeks ago when i was [...]
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  Posted: October 01, 2008, 1:39pm EDT
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• two of my favorite things

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  1. cartoon drunks, with their red noses, hiccups and slurred renditions of “how dry i am” 2. the fact that my best friend had to explain something with the following: “…I don’t know many (any?) circus performers.” here we go again. i had a blog.  i deleted it because i couldn’t identify with [...]
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  Posted: August 11, 2008, 7:46pm EDT
  by olivefingers