Good morning all.
We guess it was no surprise that the annual (insert your favorite December holiday here) card from Evil Spock did not arrive in the mail this year. You see we broke our campaign promise to him to blog about every remotely funny topic that crossed our [...] I have been away for a while. You’ve noticed and missed me, of course. I’ve been off on one of my trips, this time to the glorious kingdom of furry hats and round ceilings, otherwise known as Russia.I am, as you all know, the Übertribble, and I have the ability to suck peoples brains right out of their heads like the mushy insides of a soft grape, thus making them my unwilling slaves. You might think that I'm the first of my kind,' [...] 
America is a land of plenty. Plenty of SUVs. Plenty of shopping malls. Plenty of Twinkies! According to a recent report, however, one thing there is NOT plenty of is scientific literacy.I recently went shopping for a new hat, because I wanted to bring sexy back just like Justin Timberlake in that song in that video dancing around with that hat on his head. That’s the kind of hat that I wanted.
A former CIA operative, Gustavo Villoldo, who helped capture Che Guevara in the Bolivian jungle (which later led to Mr. Guevara's execution), is auctioning off a lock of Che's hair to the highest bidder. Perhaps the winning person will use said hair to extract DNA [...] I’ve been away for a while. There’s a very simple explanation, though: I’ve been in therapy. It wasn’t by choice, more a court order kind of thing.
On August 11th, it'll be the one year anniversary of The Needs of the Few. Quite honestly, Evil Spock is surprised that the blog has lasted this long.
Evil Spock wishes Evil Spock had some sort of superhuman powers. Sure, Evil Spock has unpredictable psychic abilities and was bitten by an enhanced gerbil, but that actually gave Evil Spock sub-human powers. A decrease in normal human strength and the penchant to [...] 
Senator David Vitter (R-LA) likes prostitutes. Not only that, Senator Vitter likes to dress up as a baby for said prostitutes replete with a diaper. Evil Spock isn't sure if the diaper is just a costume and their acting out some sort of paraphilic [...] Today I got to waste my precious time sitting in a court room while being accused of biting some old biddy on the nose. Which was true, of course, but considering that she tickled me all over and called me a “doggie woggie” I’d think [...] I’ve been away for a while, and I know that you all must have missed me terribly. Didn’t you? (And remember that your answers to this question will have consequences). It’s not that I wanted to take a vacation, but one was pretty much forced [...] 
Evil Spock is suffering from fatigue right now. Hence why Evil Spock took an extended sabbatical as ordered by Evil Spock's chief scientician last week. That was the longest time Evil Spock had spent away from The Few, and Evil Spock apologizes. Evil Spock had hoped [...] 
Evil Spock is an agnostic. The only reason Evil Spock isn't an atheist, is because Evil Spock needs an insurance plan just in case Evil Spock's immortality scheme backfires, and Evil Spock finds Evil Spock's self as worm food in the deep, dark earth.
As a young spockling, Evil Spock would sometimes be able to evade the eunuchs and nursemaids. Evil Spock would then scale the walls of the forbidden city, and venture into the outside world. Many times, Evil Spock would do this to hang out with Evil Spock's [...] Collective here. A few of you with good memories may remember that some time ago we wrote a post that mentioned the Creation "Museum" and our opinions of it (having never visited). Well, some folks over at [scienceblogs.com] visited and posted their impressions along with [...] 
Hello all! Thank you for noticing that my profile was missing from "Hang those who talk of less." I'm not too upset, but only because I'm not officially an Author of Evil. This way I can be denied things like health insurance and a 401k. [...] 
Whenever I do my celebrity roundup I try my best to leave my friends out of it. I don't normally report gossip about people I care about. When I do it's just to report the craziness that is K-Fed/Brittney babymama-babydaddy drama.
Happy Father's Day everyone! Evil Spock is out celebrating the day, so I'm back to bring you a song and a recipe. Since Evil Spock considers all of The Few his beloved children, he was quite sad not to have received any well wishes on this [...]
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