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• A bunch o' birthdays...

  A bunch o' birthdays...
  
  First and foremost, happy birthday sis!
  
  And then, Monty Python, considerably older at 40...
  
  ' [...]
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  Posted: October 05, 2009, 6:06pm EDT
  

• Another edition of "better bloggers"...And ...

  Another edition of "better bloggers"...
  
  And surprise! It's John Cole...
  
  --
  This is the kind of mind-numbingly stupid wankery that we get when people have nothing to say but feel the need to say something anyway. The President went, like every other head of state, to try' [...]
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  Posted: October 04, 2009, 11:02am EDT
  

• Good idea, bro...I was ...

  Good idea, bro...
  
  I was bitching to him about the Repubs annoying contrariness and how they'd turn down free handjobs from Megan Fox if Obama proposed it, and per his suggestion, I'd like to see Obama propose the Congress Members Not Repeatedly Hit Him/Herself In The Head With [...]
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  Posted: August 21, 2009, 8:06pm EDT
  

• I'm giving ya two ...

  I'm giving ya two seconds to give me the dough, see...
  
  ' [...]
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  Posted: August 09, 2009, 3:46pm EDT
  

• Head...hurting. Jaws...clenching. Understanding that we live in ...

  Head...hurting. Jaws...clenching. Understanding that we live in a godless universe...clarifying.
  
  After seeing the new ad for the Burger King *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Super Seven-Incher, I have to applaud the bevy of scientists and quantum mechanics who worked with Mike Judge because all this time I thought Idiocracy was a work [...]
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  Posted: June 25, 2009, 12:42pm EDT
  

• Better bloggers our star blazers...I've ...

  Better bloggers our star blazers...
  
  I've been turning more and more to Topless Robot as THE go-to blog to satisfy all my nerdly cravings. But why would I link to this particular article?
  
  It is called "The Ten Reasons Star Blazers Is Unbelievably Awesome Beyond Words." [...]
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  Posted: May 29, 2009, 5:17pm EDT
  

• The only thing to ...

  The only thing to make me laugh in an extremely crappy, ear-infection-laden week...
  
  [...]
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  Posted: May 28, 2009, 4:45pm EDT
  

• This is why I want to visit ...

  This is why I want to visit Japan...
  
  Cause you can get something like this for only eight bucks.
  
  Why are they talking out of their noses?
  
  Why is there a bear?
  
  But the biggest question on my mind is why am I not PLAYING THIS [...]
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  Posted: May 23, 2009, 11:30pm EDT
  

• At first, this piece was called "Being ...

  At first, this piece was called "Being and Nothingness", then I found out someone already used that, so now it's just called "Happy Meal"...
  
  “The total is $6.88, please drive up to the pay window.”
  “Thank you.”
  “Jim? This is Bobby, could you drive up to the window now,' [...]
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  Posted: April 26, 2009, 3:49pm EDT
  

• Happy pagan harvest festival to all...

  Happy pagan harvest festival to all...
  
  And in recognition of renewal and our weekend rituals with various fertility symbols, I present to you the classic "Easter Yeggs".
  
  This cartoon is noted for its reimagining of Elmer Fudd. Without his archetypal hunter's uniform, Fudd is now a sociopath consumed' [...]
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  Posted: April 11, 2009, 9:02am EDT
  

• You WERE all waiting ...

  You WERE all waiting for the exciting conclusion, weren't you?
  
  ' [...]
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  Posted: March 27, 2009, 6:44pm EDT
  

• Christ, this blog's going ...

  Christ, this blog's going nowhere. Maybe I should send for Wondergran...
  
  ' [...]
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  Posted: March 24, 2009, 5:30pm EDT
  

• Better bloggers yet again...

  Better bloggers yet again...
  
  What John Cole said, and here's the money quote:
  
  Having the party of Bush lecture you about out of control spending is like having a heroin addict chide you for putting too much sugar in your coffee.' [...]
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  Posted: February 24, 2009, 7:56pm EST
  

• Anyone who's ever played ...

  Anyone who's ever played videogames with me...
  
  ...will like this clip.
  
  ' [...]
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  Posted: February 23, 2009, 8:52pm EST
  

• Big gobs of stupid make Baby Jesus ...

  Big gobs of stupid make Baby Jesus cry...
  
  There have been numerous articles/radio show screeds against the recent decision to cap executive pay of banks that receive TARP funds that read like a textbook of Missing The Point Entirely 101 but I'm going to rant against Carly Fiorina's [...]
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  Posted: February 07, 2009, 7:27am EST
  

• Quoting better bloggers makes your blogging go ...

  Quoting better bloggers makes your blogging go much more quickly!
  
  What John Cole said:
  
  I really don’t understand how bipartisanship is ever going to work when one of the parties is insane. Imagine trying to negotiate an agreement on dinner plans with your date, and you suggest [...]
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  Posted: February 06, 2009, 10:55am EST
  

• Hey, dummy, it's the three best Super ...

  Hey, dummy, it's the three best Super Bowl commercials...
  
  3. I felt it didn't need the framing device, but Conan's still Conan...
  
  
  
  2. The writers understand this principle: mildly funny x incessant repetition = comedy gold
  
  
  
  1. This ad made me laugh long' [...]
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  Posted: February 02, 2009, 6:56pm EST
  

• Now with 50% more arbitariness, it's Nevsky's ...

  Now with 50% more arbitariness, it's Nevsky's Top Ten!
  
  10) Jay-Z, "Lost One"
  9) Pavement, "Western Homes"
  8) Led Zeppelin, "The Immigrant Song"
  7) Slowdive, "Alison"
  6) Mos Def, "Perfect Timing"
  5) The Fall, "Eat Y'self Fitter"
  4) Talib Kweli, "The Beast"
  3) Joy Division, "Dead Souls"
  2) Archers' [...]
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  Posted: January 31, 2009, 10:45pm EST
  

• Oh, the Giants...

  Oh, the Giants...
  
  That was disappointing to say the least; and Eli Manning just had an inexcusably shitty game. I mean, he's had games like that before, but he's been so money when it counted that I guess I got spoiled. [...]
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  Posted: January 11, 2009, 6:25pm EST
  

• Rejoice, nerds! The new Doctor is here!

  Rejoice, nerds! The new Doctor is here!
  
  And to those of you who say "Doctor who?", I say, "Exactly!" Which entitles you to a free punch to the nutsack!
  
  I actually haven't even made it through the Eccleston era yet. Not because I didn't find it excellent, [...]
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  Posted: January 04, 2009, 8:43am EST
  

• Happy bla bla bla...The annoying ...

  Happy bla bla bla...
  
  The annoying rationalist in me blanches at the thought of the new year arbitrary signifier and doesn't want to pay it any mind.
  
  But the just-as-annoying optimist in me looks forward to the new year with a sense of renewal.
  
  But the most-annoying-of-all' [...]
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  Posted: January 02, 2009, 1:37pm EST
  

• Mommy, make the stupid stop...Read ...

  Mommy, make the stupid stop...
  
  Read this and cry for humanity. Now, you may think that I am going to rant and rave about how the cretin was a dickhead for smacking his girlfriend, for throwing a hissy fit for not getting the right Christmas present even though [...]
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  Posted: December 29, 2008, 11:55pm EST
  

• Na na na na, na na na ...

  Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, you were an underperforming congressman!
  
  And it's now official. So long, Virgil.
  
  And asking for a recount given the margin would be a real WATB thing to do, but I certainly believe you might do it...
  [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2008, 8:36pm EST
  

• I am SO fucking freaked now...

  I am SO fucking freaked now...
  
  I thought I was cool with blogging, made my cheap jokes, threw something up there and was done for the day. What else do I need to do? I remembered I was going to make an Amazon wish list for my baby girl, [...]
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  Posted: November 19, 2008, 7:50pm EST
  

• You know what? Good for Axl...

  You know what? Good for Axl...
  
  He's been the subject of so many easy jokes that I give him mad props for making this album, especially since I was sure the geopolitical concept would come first.
  
  I can't wait for someone else to buy it so I [...]
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  Posted: November 19, 2008, 7:20pm EST
  

• Sometimes the stupid is just ...

  Sometimes the stupid is just too much...
  
  ...isn't it, Gordon?
  
  ' [...]
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  Posted: November 17, 2008, 8:27pm EST
  

• *sigh* Well, maybe they'll run ...

  *sigh* Well, maybe they'll run Gilmore again...
  
  I was afraid McAuliffe's particular brand of douchebaggery would infect my state (Go Deeds!)
  
  Don't get too comfortable, Terry, I wouldn't want my man Howard to come after you again (and happy birthday, Dr. Dean!) [...]
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  Posted: November 17, 2008, 6:41pm EST
  

• This post is LONGER THAN YOU ...

  This post is LONGER THAN YOU THINK!
  
  I'm surprised bro didn't pick up on this, actually...
  
  I'm not linking to this Stephen King review because I'm excited about the new book. With one exception (see below) I haven't read a new book from Big Steve' [...]
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  Posted: November 16, 2008, 7:20pm EST
  

• She's got balls, I'll give her that.

  She's got balls, I'll give her that.
  
  I mean, really.
  
  --
  The Alaska governor said in an interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer that she would be willing to help if Obama asked her for assistance...
  --
  
  I wish I were a fly on the wall when' [...]
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  Posted: November 12, 2008, 7:15pm EST
  

• But he's REALLY popular with ...

  But he's REALLY popular with that dentist who doesn't recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum...
  
  And this is surprising to whom, really?
  
  Can Barack start early? [...]
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  Posted: November 10, 2008, 12:43pm EST
  

• A solid "B" from Barack...I ...

  A solid "B" from Barack...
  
  I streamed the first press conference yesterday, and while it was a much more workman-like effort than his rhetorical efforts on the campaign trail, he's doing a great job of reassuring the American people (well, OK, reassuring me). I'm amused that the one word [...]
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  Posted: November 08, 2008, 7:38am EST
  

• Congratulations......to Congressman-elect

  Congratulations...
  
  ...to Congressman-elect Tom Perriello. [...]
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  Posted: November 07, 2008, 6:44am EST
  

• So much stupid, so little time...

  So much stupid, so little time...
  
  I'm linking to this idiocy via Balloon Juice lest I give the Journal an extra two clicks, but let me see if I got this straight:
  
  The country united under Bush after 9/11, and he enjoyed a 90% approval rating (including' [...]
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  Posted: November 06, 2008, 8:29pm EST
  

• Go, Tom, go!He's ...

  Go, Tom, go!
  
  He's up by over 600 votes now! Raising Kaine has the running totals...' [...]
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  Posted: November 06, 2008, 6:08pm EST
  

• Well, the grownups take charge ...

  Well, the grownups take charge in January...
  
  And the Perriello/Goode recount's going to take a while...
  
  I guess that means...autoerotic asphyxiation break!
  
  ' [...]
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  Posted: November 05, 2008, 5:40pm EST
  

• Holy. Fucking. Shit.Look ...

  Holy. Fucking. Shit.
  
  Look at this.
  
  I'll be happy to help you pack, Virgil, if you need it...
  
  UPDATE: Waldo has the backstory...' [...]
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  Posted: November 05, 2008, 6:40am EST
  

• Sooooooo want to believe it...Tom ...

  Sooooooo want to believe it...
  
  Tom Perriello is up 51-49 with 90% of the vote counted; I can't believe Goode won't hold on to his seat, but making him sweat it out was a helluva lot more than anyone had a right to expect...
  
  UPDATE (9:57 PM): According [...]
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  Posted: November 04, 2008, 9:51pm EST
  

• A voting story...My wife and ...

  A voting story...
  
  My wife and I got to our polling place at 6:05am and were greeted by a line that already stretched out the door and around the building. As we settled down for what would eventually be a 1-hour wait, we congratulated ourselves for getting there but [...]
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  Posted: November 04, 2008, 7:43pm EST
  

• I voted.And hopefully, so have ...

  I voted.
  
  And hopefully, so have you. [...]
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  Posted: November 04, 2008, 9:19am EST
  

• *snif*Bye, Opus...

  *snif*
  
  Bye, Opus...
  
  No, I didn't follow this one religiously (or Outland, for that matter), but it doesn't mean I'm not a little sad. Far Side and Calvin were (and still are) brilliant, and Bloom County hasn't aged as well (obviously), but I always found it [...]
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  Posted: November 02, 2008, 7:56pm EST
  

• Fine! Fine! Here's Nevsky's Top Ten...

  Fine! Fine! Here's Nevsky's Top Ten...
  
  10) Nada Surf, "Blankest Year"
  9) The Connells, "Pawns"
  8) Weezer, "Troublemaker"
  7) De La Soul, "Come On Down"
  6) AC/DC, "Thunderstruck"
  5) Sara Bareilles, "Love Song"
  4) The Fall, "Gross Chapel - British Grenadiers"
  3) Joe Jackson, "Invisible Man"
  2) Craig Mack, [...]
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  Posted: November 01, 2008, 7:41am EDT
  

• Maybe I'm old, but I still think ...

  Maybe I'm old, but I still think this is a frickin' awesome video...
  
  [...]
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  Posted: July 12, 2008, 8:07am EDT
  

• Context, people...Before we get our ...

  Context, people...
  
  Before we get our panties in a twist over Bush being booed at Monticello, I'd like to point that he's had a standing invite to speak during the annual July 4th naturalization ceremony for the past seven years and never took it, and only did so at [...]
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  Posted: July 06, 2008, 8:38am EDT
  

• Happy 4th of July!And guess ...

  Happy 4th of July!
  
  And guess who's coming to our neck of the woods to welcome new citizens into our country? That's right, our fearless leader! Hope he's practicing his lines...
  
  "I say to you, welcome, new citizens of Narnia! Dang! I'm sorry, but that movie's so cool, [...]
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  Posted: July 04, 2008, 8:29am EDT
  

• He's not a dickhead just because his ...

  He's not a dickhead just because his bald head resembles the tip of a circumsized penis.
  
  I mean, he was good in The Assassination of Jesse James, honestly, he was. But all the same, fuck James Carville. [...]
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  Posted: March 24, 2008, 5:57pm EDT
  

• It must be mavericky straight-shooting to make ...

  It must be mavericky straight-shooting to make the same mistake over and over again.
  
  McCain still seems to be confused about who we're supposed to be fighting, and I guess Lieberman wasn't standing by to whisper sweet corrections in his ear.
  
  I wondered why the media [...]
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  Posted: March 19, 2008, 6:21pm EDT
  

• I'm sure the media can help me ...

  I'm sure the media can help me out with this...
  
  Not understanding what's going on in Iraq, is that an example of his mavericky straight talk, or his straight-shootin' maverickness?
  
  Update: I just received an answer from a media rep, and I quote:
  
  "He's serving the [...]
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  Posted: March 18, 2008, 6:32pm EDT
  

• Thoughts on Obama's speech in one sentence...

  Thoughts on Obama's speech in one sentence...
  
  Agree with him or not, it's refreshing to have someone actually talk to the American people as if they're collectively older than six. [...]
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  Posted: March 18, 2008, 6:27pm EDT
  

• Because snooty lords need mavericky straight talk ...

  Because snooty lords need mavericky straight talk too!
  
  But only American donations please, you see, even straight-talking mavericks need to follow the fundraising rules as they try to weasel out of their matching fund commitments. [...]
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  Posted: March 17, 2008, 5:22pm EDT
  

• But...but, he's such a MAVERICKY scaremonger!

  But...but, he's such a MAVERICKY scaremonger!
  
  I think it's a little early for McCain to start playing the "Vote for me or your kids will die" card, but that's why I'm not in politics...
  
  And isn't it generally accepted wisdom that the bin Laden tape four years [...]
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  Posted: March 15, 2008, 9:05am EDT
  

• Oh, for heaven's sake...Geraldine,

  Oh, for heaven's sake...
  
  Geraldine, just go away...
  
  You're not being attacked because you are white, you are getting called out for being an asshole. There is a difference, you know... [...]
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  Posted: March 11, 2008, 9:44pm EDT
  

• Hmmm, must be a Democratic sex scandal...

  Hmmm, must be a Democratic sex scandal...
  
  ...everyone involved is over the age of consent. [...]
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  Posted: March 10, 2008, 5:35pm EDT
  

• An upset in the making?

  An upset in the making?
  
  GO HUCK GO!
  
  UPDATE (8:13 PM):
  
  Fuck.
  
  BTW, does anyone else think it's funny that even with Hillary getting pwned, she still whomps the shit out of McCain and El Huckarino by 30K each?
  
  Anyone? Anyone? I think it's [...]
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  Posted: February 12, 2008, 7:45pm EST
  

• Hey, lay off Mike, Mr. Grouchypuss!

  Hey, lay off Mike, Mr. Grouchypuss!
  
  If you're going after Mike Huckabee, who got the coveted Nevsky Republican primary endorsement, you're going to have to go through me too.
  
  And by the way, you sucked on Law & Order... [...]
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  Posted: January 12, 2008, 11:57am EST
  

• Happy New Year cool cats and crazy ...

  Happy New Year cool cats and crazy kids!
  
  And although the new year as always brings new hopes, dreams, and ambitions, some things remain comfortably the same. The media still sucks and makes me want to poke my eardrums out with a Cuisinart hand blender, and the upcoming election [...]
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  Posted: January 12, 2008, 8:16am EST
  

• Let the piling on begin.....and ...

  Let the piling on begin...
  
  ..and it couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole... [...]
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  Posted: November 28, 2007, 8:50pm EST
  

• And the coveted Republican presidential candidate endorsement ...

  And the coveted Republican presidential candidate endorsement goes to...
  
  ...I don't give a fuckabee, I endorse Mike Huckabee! (And Mike, you can have that slogan for huckafree. Hee.)
  
  Now, I haven't liked Mr. B in the past, for his coarse political discourse (He called Michael [...]
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  Posted: November 19, 2007, 10:21pm EST
  

• I'm coming out of hibernation to call ...

  I'm coming out of hibernation to call bullshit...
  
  As we all know, the holiday season is upon us, where people of all nations, creeds, and races come together in the spirit of peace and understanding...wait a minute, that was that Coca-Cola commercial they used to play when I was [...]
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  Posted: November 17, 2007, 8:08am EST
  

• Don't taze me, bro! I just want ...

  Don't taze me, bro! I just want to tell the Senator about Nevsky's Top Ten!
  
  10) The Fall, "Youwanner"
  9) The Pretenders, "Mystery Achievement"
  8) The Cars, "Bye Bye Love"
  7) Busta Rhymes, "Get Out!!"
  6) Bob Mould, "Reflecting Pool"
  5) Paul Kelly, "Dumb Things"
  4) Bright Eyes, "If [...]
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  Posted: September 23, 2007, 8:49am EDT
  by nevsky42

• 2 + 2 = 500!I ...

  2 + 2 = 500!
  
  I just noticed that my last post was No. 500 for this ol' blog.
  
  I should say that had I known I was reaching such a significant milestone, I would have done something a bit more substantial than make cheap Larry Craig jokes. [...]
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  Posted: September 23, 2007, 8:47am EDT
  by nevsky42

• I don't give a shit about Senator ...

  I don't give a shit about Senator Craig's sex life. And neither should you.
  
  Or the Republicans who are insisting he retire. But if that's what can force you out, they should at least be consistent and get David Vitter to go too.
  
  And it seems to [...]
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  Posted: September 05, 2007, 12:11pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Who says we're a divided country? Red and blue st...

  Who says we're a divided country?
  
  Red and blue states agree that Giuliani is a big douchebag!
  
  Having been served bowl after bowl of "Everyone Hates Hilary" goulash (and no Hilary fan I), I'm surprised my home state, Virginia, has her up, since they've had no problem [...]
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  Posted: August 22, 2007, 7:36pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Ok, let's settle this right now... I think this i...

  Ok, let's settle this right now...
  
  I think this is hilarious, my brother doesn't. And I had no idea this was a parody of a real game show, so that's no factor. Who's right?
  
  [...]
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  Posted: August 20, 2007, 6:30pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Hey kids, more fun than a punch in the junk, it's ...

  Hey kids, more fun than a punch in the junk, it's time again for "What's Ickier?"
  
  And this is a special "I wish to God I was kidding" edition!
  
  *First, we have an upcoming movie featuring Mary-Kate Olson and Ben Kingsley kissing.
  
  *Or, we have an [...]
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  Posted: August 15, 2007, 8:53pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Hear that, soldiers? You can come home! Because ...

  Hear that, soldiers? You can come home!
  
  Because helping Mitt Romney get elected president is just like fighting in Iraq. Or something, I'm not sure. His answer didn't make much sense...
  
  Seriously, how is this Twinkie a front-runner? McCain should be ashamed of himself...
  
  Dammit, I [...]
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  Posted: August 09, 2007, 6:25am EDT
  by nevsky42

• He's glib, he's tan, maybe it will be Mitt... In ...

  He's glib, he's tan, maybe it will be Mitt...
  
  In this less-than-impressive Republican field, he seems to know that the best way to score points in the media is to hit Ron Paul with a cheap soundbite.
  
  But by referencing 9/11, is Mitt then implicitly acknowledging the [...]
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  Posted: August 05, 2007, 5:18pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• More popular than ObamaGirl, HillaryGuy, Brownback...

  More popular than ObamaGirl, HillaryGuy, BrownbackGoat, and GiulianiShemale put together, it's Nevsky's Top Ten!
  
  10) The Fall, "Youwanner"
  9) Sting, "I Hung My Head"
  8) The Cars, "Bye Bye Love"
  7) Graham Coxon, "Freakin' Out"
  6) Busta Rhymes, "Get Out!!"
  5) Public Enemy, "Give It Up"
  4) Seal, "Prayer [...]
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  Posted: July 30, 2007, 8:51pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Wow. What balls. After eight years of Republican...

  Wow. What balls.
  
  After eight years of Republican incompetence, it galls me when any candidate will try to push the argument that the Dems will be even worse.
  
  If you're going to do that, at least explain by what criteria you think Bush is doing a good [...]
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  Posted: July 30, 2007, 6:13pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• And "Mitt" rhymes with "bullshit"... You don't ha...

  And "Mitt" rhymes with "bullshit"...
  
  You don't have to take my advice, Mr. Romney (although Jim Gilmore didn't take my advice, and look what happened), but if you ask me, you played this one totally wrong.
  
  For those who didn't click on the link, Romney has an [...]
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  Posted: July 23, 2007, 6:10pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• If we can't believe in astronaut diapers, what CAN...

  If we can't believe in astronaut diapers, what CAN we believe in??
  
  It's been almost a decade and people still believe that Bill Clinton stopped traffic in LAX to get his hair cut, or that Al Gore actually said he invented the Internet.
  
  But, by golly, our [...]
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  Posted: June 29, 2007, 10:16pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• I'd buy an iPhone, but... ...I don't have a cell ...

  I'd buy an iPhone, but...
  
  ...I don't have a cell phone, and don't want one.
  
  I don't have an iPod, and don't want one.
  
  So for six hundred, maybe I can just feed the poor, or get two more Wiis... [...]
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  Posted: June 29, 2007, 5:25pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• I may get my nerd pass revoked for this, but... T...

  I may get my nerd pass revoked for this, but...
  
  The Transformers movie? I just don't get the whole thing...
  
  I mean, they're robots, right? Fighting other robots. Why should we give a shit? And the whole transforming thing, it's cool, but, what's the purpose? Does that disguise [...]
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  Posted: June 28, 2007, 6:34pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Hey, everybody, Mitt Romney's a psycho! AND an as...

  Hey, everybody, Mitt Romney's an UNBELIEVABLE asshole!
  
  I understand that National Lampoon's Vacation is a popular film, but emulating it might not be the best way to pick up votes.
  
  To me, the scariest part is he THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA. [...]
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  Posted: June 27, 2007, 4:42pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• This blog is now all sophistimicated and shit... ...

  This blog is now all sophistimicated and shit...
  
  After the Trojan post, now GoogleAds promoting Trojan-brand condoms are popping up. And the firm promises "fast, descreet shipping" so you KNOW that's a firm in whose hands you can place your jimmy!
  
  Well, not literally, but... [...]
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  Posted: June 26, 2007, 6:14pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• How sad... I'll be the first to admit that I have...

  How sad...
  
  I'll be the first to admit that I have no overbearing concern about the safety of amusement park rides, and I only tend to avoid them because I'm a coward. Still, this incident seems beyond the pale. That poor girl.
  
  I think we can all [...]
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  Posted: June 22, 2007, 8:20am EDT
  by nevsky42

• It's Marketing 101, people... The libs are all up...

  It's Marketing 101, people...
  
  The libs are all up in arms about this condom ad being rejected by Fox and CBS because it seems to promote the idea of condoms for pregnancy prevention rather than disease prevention.
  
  The real problem for the fine people at Trojan, however, [...]
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  Posted: June 21, 2007, 3:35pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• I didn't like The Sopranos finale... ...I mean, r...

  I didn't like The Sopranos finale...
  
  ...I mean, really, the whole series was just some autistic kid's dream? Kind of a copout if you ask me... [...]
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  Posted: June 13, 2007, 8:25pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Even more fun than Scrabble today... ...has been ...

  Even more fun than Scrabble today...
  
  ...has been reading the comments on Time's blog post concerning Joe Klein's ridiculous conflation of Paris Hilton and Scooter Libby. Trust me, it makes even less sense if you actually read it, just go to the comments for a larf (the first [...]
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  Posted: June 11, 2007, 6:12pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• It's pop music...from THE FUTURE!

  It's pop music...from THE FUTURE!
  
  [...]
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  Posted: June 09, 2007, 8:10am EDT
  by nevsky42

• Dammit. Count me among the many who are saddened ...

  Dammit.
  
  Count me among the many who are saddened to hear about Steve Gilliard's passing... [...]
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  Posted: June 03, 2007, 7:53am EDT
  by nevsky42

• This is why, this is why, this is why I'm Nevsky's...

  This is why, this is why, this is why I'm Nevsky's Top Ten...
  
  10) Rogue Wave, "Publish My Love"
  9) Mai Yamane, "Blue"
  8) Mims, "This Is Why I'm Hot"
  7) Sprites, "I Love You, You Retard"
  6) Sting, "I Hung My Head"
  5) The Fall, "Ten Houses Of [...]
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  Posted: May 30, 2007, 6:18pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Good to see Mark E. Smith looking so spry...

  Good to see Mark E. Smith looking so spry...
  
  [...]
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  Posted: May 21, 2007, 7:41pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Attention all nerds! Set your nerd alerts to NERD...

  Attention all nerds! Set your nerd alerts to NERD!!
  
  Starcraft 2 is on its way. That sounds a lot more fun than non-masturbatory ejaculating... [...]
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  Posted: May 19, 2007, 10:24pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Well, the votes are in, Jimborino! And according ...

  Well, the votes are in, Jimborino!
  
  And according to the latest polling (as of the time of this post), Gov. Gilmore, your positive rating is...four percent.
  
  Um, yeesh, well, if that douchebag Brit Hume didn't keep you all from praising Falwell before the debate, you would've hit [...]
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  Posted: May 16, 2007, 7:29am EDT
  by nevsky42

• OK Jimmy, it's game time! As even your website ac...

  OK Jimmy, it's game time!
  
  As even your website accurately points out, Jimmy boy, you've got another debate tonight in South Carolina. I guess your web administrator should have typed in something instead of "More details to follow", but what's details, anyway, in a presidential campaign? Sure, the [...]
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  Posted: May 15, 2007, 5:53pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Wait a minute, FIVE BUCKS? I've been underchargin...

  Wait a minute, FIVE BUCKS? I've been undercharging...
  
  In an example of investigative journalism at its finest, our local weekly delved into the underground market to find out what...um, entertainment goes for in our fair city...
  
  Hey, fake diplomas for $200? Sounds like a deal to me... [...]
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  Posted: May 13, 2007, 7:16am EDT
  by nevsky42

• What's Ickier? - Republican Debate Edition! That'...

  What's Ickier? - Republican Debate Edition!
  
  That's right, kids! Ten, count 'em, ten old honkies to choose from!
  
  
  
  And if you need to look at them close-up, well, want to, well, dammit, check this series for close-ups of each one...
  
  And [...]
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  Posted: May 06, 2007, 7:16pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Invisible airwaves crackle with Nevsky's Top Ten.....

  Invisible airwaves crackle with Nevsky's Top Ten...
  
  10) Billy Bragg, "Sexuality"
  9) The Sprites, "I Love You, You Retard"
  8) Blink 182, "Adam's Song"
  7) Canibus, "Poet Laureate II"
  6) Fleetwood Mac, "Seven Wonders"
  5) John Rzeznik, "I'm Still Here (Jim's Theme)"
  4) The Fall, "Ten Houses of Eve"
  [...]
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  Posted: May 06, 2007, 10:13am EDT
  by nevsky42

• The critics all agree, Jimmy! From Time.com to Jo...

  The critics all agree, Jimmy!
  
  From Time.com to John Podhertz, it was your best performance, ever! In anything!
  
  The above line is not sarcasm, btw... [...]
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  Posted: May 05, 2007, 6:45am EDT
  by nevsky42

• Gilmoremania's running wild!! Our former governor...

  Gilmoremania's running wild!!
  
  Our former governor entered the race last week, no doubt planning to do for America what he did for the state of Virginia, that is, run it into the ground. This blog post notes that Gilmore will participate in Thursday's first GOP candidate debate, at [...]
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  Posted: May 02, 2007, 7:01am EDT
  by nevsky42

• Watch out, Repubs!! Here comes Jimmy! That's rig...

  Watch out, Repubs!! Here comes Jimmy!
  
  That's right! Jim Gilmore, my former governor, with his unique blend of blandness and incompetence, has entered the race for the Republican presidential nomination, immediately vaulting into nth place (n = # of current Republican candidates)... [...]
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  Posted: April 26, 2007, 9:16pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Who needs another post on this? Since a bulk of t...

  Who needs another post on this?
  
  Since a bulk of the posts on the tragedy at Virginia Tech have been of the "This is precisely the reason why we must (insert pet agenda here)" stripe, I really don't feel the need to contribute to the noise, but having subjected [...]
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  Posted: April 22, 2007, 8:23am EDT
  by nevsky42

• Shed no tears for Imus... ...for five gets you te...

  Shed no tears for Imus...
  
  ...for five gets you ten he gets a new job with Sirius within three months.
  
  And I was just thinking, how many of us have a job where we could say "nappy-headed ho" to somebody and NOT be fired?
  
  And the most [...]
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  Posted: April 14, 2007, 7:41am EDT
  by nevsky42

• I've got a fever, and the only cure is more Nevsky...

  I've got a fever, and the only cure is more Nevsky's Top Ten...
  
  10) Michael Penn, "Seen The Doctor"
  9) Blue Oyster Cult, "(Don't Fear) The Reaper"
  8) Mai Yamane, "Blue"
  7) Sprites, "I Love You, You Retard"
  6) De La Soul, "In The Woods"
  5) Billy Bragg, "Sexuality"
  [...]
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  Posted: April 11, 2007, 5:39pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Taking a bold stand, I am... To the CNN.com quest...

  Taking a bold stand, I am...
  
  To the CNN.com question, "Should Imus be fired for his racist remarks?", I answered no.
  
  He should be fired because he hasn't been funny since that week he imitated Howard Stern word for word in 1986... [...]
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  Posted: April 09, 2007, 8:36pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• File this under "dammit"... Bob Clark, director o...

  File this under "dammit"...
  
  Bob Clark, director of A Christmas Story, was killed by a drunk driver this morning. His son died in the accident as well.
  
  I don't have the heart to go find that old Darren McGavin clip again... [...]
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  Posted: April 04, 2007, 8:32pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Just a couple of thoughts... If Junior were actua...

  Just a couple of thoughts...
  
  If Junior were actually concerned about the troops not receiving funding, couldn't he just, you know, SIGN THE FUNDING BILL?
  
  Since the provision he doesn't like is non-binding, he can just ignore it. Of course, he's had no problem ignoring the parts of [...]
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  Posted: April 04, 2007, 7:13am EDT
  by nevsky42

• Reason #8948569 why the media sucks... I saw the ...

  Reason #8948569 why the media sucks...
  
  I saw the headline for this article on the front page of CNN.com and, like an idiot, I wondered what illness had befallen the Donald.
  
  There is an article about a stipulation in a pro wrestling match on the front page [...]
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  Posted: March 29, 2007, 7:25pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Put it back in your pants, slappy! Another round ...

  Put it back in your pants, slappy! Another round of everyone's favorite game!
  
  That's right, it's time once again for What's Ickier? You know the rules, so let's play!
  
  And it's Crazy Old Man Hollywood Edition! So which of these two stars are ickier? Is it Eddie "In [...]
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  Posted: March 27, 2007, 10:09pm EDT
  by nevsky42

• Note to self: If I ever meet Lily Tomlin... ...d...

  Note to self: If I ever meet Lily Tomlin...
  
  ...do NOT mention The Incredible Shrinking Woman.
  
  [...]
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  Posted: March 22, 2007, 9:28pm EDT
  by nevsky42