I'm not even kidding you. They were sent to my mail hole by somebody awesome in honor of my 47th trip around the sun. Get some.
Before Avril Lavigne, Fiona Apple, and Courtney Love; before Pat Benatar, Joan Jett, and The Bangles; before Lita Ford, Alanis Morissette and Sheryl Crow, came the baddest bitch ever to sling an ax.
Whatcha doin'? Where's that string? Got any of those chewy things I like? I gotta even those corners up on your couch, they're not quite shredded evenly. Is it fresh litter night?! Can you open the bedroom window? I'm sleepy. I'm going somewhere now.
Dear God, whose name I do not know.
Pretty much everything you never knew you needed to know at my friend Wistar’s place — in one post. Leave her your gratuities, please.
Sending some most welcome warmth (65° here today) to my still frozen friends in the north.
I see from my first Google search today that it's Jackson Pollock's birthday. I love Pollock. If you love Pollock, in honor of his birthday, you should go try your hand at creating your own Pollock today. Here's mine.
I’ve loved Billy McLaughlin ever since I first saw him play Helm's Place in the 90s. Considering his personal journey, to call him a virtuoso is an enormous understatement. He was a virtuoso before.
Last week, I heard “Thinking Out Loud” for the first time and I was totally blown away by this chick. Part Lita Ford, part Melissa Etheridge, part Kelly Clarkson, 21-year-old Lesley Roy has got it goin’ on. Check her out on MySpace.
Hey Peeps,
Well doggonit, I just wanna say that ya’ll have a nice weekend up der in wherever y’ar, up der. And if ya feeel like doin somthin,’ doggonit, you should just go ahead and beee a mehvrick like meee and John McCain, and doooer! Yer darrn toootin! [...] 
I’ve caught myself jumping to a lot of conclusions lately.
In 2007, people were shocked and outraged over the discovery of "Bad News Kennels," an illegal dog fighting ring covertly [...] 
Cool monkey tat by Sir Dave II.
I am not a fan of the Olympics any more than curling is a sport. But here in the U. S. of A., cloak any crap in the Olympic flag, and by default, it’s practically deified. At least by the media anyway.
Thanks to my friend Mrs. Kyra Savy, I am now hopelessly, stone cold addicted to BLTs. Kyra sent me a wonderful Box-O-Food from Dakin Farm in her home province of Vermont, Canada in exchange for a little design help with her blog. I clearly [...] I loved Neil's post from yesterday, "The Great Interview Experiment - Six Months Later." I loved it because I'm always extremely interested in someone else's perspective on the blogosphere. Because my own perspective is constantly in flux and evolving. On Neil's post, I commented in part that I thought [...]
This past Sunday, my friend Sherry Cermak passed away. I call her my friend, even though I never met her. I certainly thought of her as a friend, and I'm shocked and tremendously saddened by her sudden passing. Sher had a wonderful and popular blog, [...] 
Most of you who have spent any appreciable amount of time here know that I was a radio deejay for 15 years, until 1996. I prided myself on doing a professional show, every day, on whatever station, wherever I happened to be all through those years. [...] 
I've been to two high school graduations this summer. One for my niece, and one for some friends’ oldest daughter. These events were perhaps as significant for me as they were for the graduates. I was just about to end that last sentence with, "for [...] 
There's a Blimpie [...] 
Still here? Oh good. : )
Given my blogstipation of late, checking off this first year seems a little anti-climactic. Kind of like winning a race under a caution flag. But I [...]
Despite ingesting copious amounts of Phillips, I am still suffering from blogstipation. Is that too personal? More information than you needed? I just can't write ...you know.... no ....words. Perhaps I'm on the wrong medication. Crystal Meth would probably be much more effective. But then [...] 
I don’t have a damn thing to write about and don’t see that changing before Independence Day. I’m on semi hiatus right now, but I wanted to let you know that my one-year blogoversary is coming up on July 4th, and I would love to have [...] 
Bob 1: Sooo...you take an idea, just, haha! somethiinnnggg... KOOKY...that is rolling around in your brain...and you attempt to translate it into [...] * ugh, God. This reeks. Where are you going with this? What the hell are you even talking about? You have no idea do you. *Post Draft Two:
Well actually I am, but 
Demented. Hilarious. Brilliant.
There are days and nights when time draws out like a blade.
