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• God Rest Ye Merry Teabaggers

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  God rest ye merry teabaggers, let nothing you dismay.It's not like anybody cares 'bout what you have to say.It's not like Palin or McCain'd be better anyway.Oh, whining and astroturf. Astroturf. Ohh, whining and astroturf.
  For 8 long years while Bush was prez, you had not much to say.In fact, [...]
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  Posted: December 04, 2009, 10:02pm EST
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• Missed Connection Lunchdate, pt. 5

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  We were both in the WalMart, both dressed to the T. You wore grey, baggy sweatpants and a t-shirt with Taz and Bugs in their backwards clothes. Your hair was greasy and smelled like fried potatoes.
  I had my mustard-stained shirt that I once chewed holes into. You commented on [...]
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  Posted: December 01, 2009, 7:37am EST
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• a Dense Fog

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  We exist amidst mist. The precipitation doesn't fall, it just hangs in the air. It smells of industry and other times like the forest. It penetrates.
  I will be out in the fog. It hangs over and engulfs us. It makes us frown. It does not necessarily though, make us' [...]
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  Posted: December 01, 2009, 7:32am EST
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• Missed Connection Lunchdate, pt. 4

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  You looked at me but couldn't see me. I couldn't see you either.
  
  It was like neither of us existed, or exist now. We could be dark matter and not even know it.
  
  You called out a name but it wasn't mine. You were talking to someone else' [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2009, 8:07am EST
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• Friday Night Post

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  I love how my post titles are getting more generic. It reflects perfectly my neglect for this blog.
  * I keep hearing how 2012 is the end of the world. And this Sarah Palin character won't go away... many say she could be president in 2012. Nothing could trigger the' [...]
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 10:43pm EST
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• Flu Vaccine Sheep

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  Are you one of the many, many people I saw standing in line for an H1N1 flu shot outside Lincoln school yesterday?
  
  You're gonna let someone shoot a new, untested, potentially unsafe concoction of formaldehyde, MSG, Mercury and other bizarre chemicals into your bloodstream to avoid a few days' [...]
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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 9:57am EST
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• Henry Weinhard's Classic Dark, 2009 Batch

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  If you're like me, you hate to sacrifice price for a bad beer. Once in a while, spending less than $6 on a six-pack is just necessary. Of course, you know not to touch the dregs... the Coors Light and Budweiser families or the overpriced imports that are ruined by' [...]
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  Posted: October 24, 2009, 2:52am EDT
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• I remain alive, awake

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  This blog seems so "last year." I don't have the time that I used to. Making it on one's own takes its share of...time.
  I tire of waking up anywhere from 3-5 AM, and not being able to fall back asleep. I'd like to be up no later than 10' [...]
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  Posted: October 22, 2009, 7:52am EDT
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• Craigslist Prank, Vol. 9

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  Section: FREE StuffTitle: Free voice box
  Likely flagged by now.
  My grandfather just passed away last week from throat cancer, and we still have his voice box available. It still works like new, aside from some glitch that occasionally happens where the words, "Live evil, evil live. All hail" [...]
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  Posted: October 13, 2009, 9:23am EDT
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• Craigslist Prank, Vol. 8

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  Section: FREE StuffTitle: Free trimmings of my pubises
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  I have trimmed all of my pubic hair for wrestling class, and wanted to offer them to the public before donating them to Goodwill or the Arc.
  
  These are strong hairs, and luckily [...]
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  Posted: October 12, 2009, 12:36am EDT
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• Craigslist Prank, Vol. 7

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  Posted in: FREE sectionTitle: Free dentures in good working order
  Flagged by now, I'm sure.
  These dentures were taken from my live-in grandfather to punish him for eating too much. The man weighs 98 pounds and is looking fat, so his diet is being restricted to liquids and oatmeal.' [...]
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  Posted: October 12, 2009, 12:20am EDT
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• Craigslist Prank, Vol. 6

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  Section: FREE stuffTitle: Used Free Napkins
  Probably flagged by now by boring people
  We used these mostly to wipe the kids' mouth last year and have kept them in a refrigerated, sealed plastic ziploc since. A few were used to clean up cat vomit and diarrhea when our senior' [...]
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  Posted: October 12, 2009, 12:11am EDT
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• The Stray Cat Eats

  Number of comments: 4
  
  Don't pet her tumor. It hurts.
  She enjoyed a turkey sandwich, bread and all.
  Photo taken outside the CoZzzy Inn in Salem, a place I would not recommend.
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  Posted: October 11, 2009, 3:06pm EDT
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• First Paid Standup Gig

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  Tonight, I performed about 20 minutes of standup comedy at the Rise Music Festival in far south Corvallis. Earlier in the day, I pedicabbed some people to the parking lot 1/4 of a mile away. I came home for dinner, got my costume (a poncho and feathered mask from the [...]
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  Posted: October 04, 2009, 2:25am EDT
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• My Chickens Eat Better Than Some People Do

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  Want to buy some eggs? $3.50 a dozen.
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  Posted: October 02, 2009, 3:58pm EDT
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• Hospital Man

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  He lays in the bed, weak, frail, wishing to go home. The doctors are running experiments and day after day, there's another reason he should stay another night.
  He's pumped full of drugs. When he pees, the entire area has this artificial-type pharmaceutical odor. The rivers and streams are full [...]
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  Posted: October 01, 2009, 7:12am EDT
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• Thoughts on this October the First, 2-thouusand and n9n.

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  Here we arrive at the 1st of October. Fall is definitely in the air. A welcomed reality, though my enthusiasm seems to be on hold. I don't know if it's approaching fatherhood, running my own business, the balance between prospects of work this upcoming Winter, a million thoughts always running [...]
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  Posted: October 01, 2009, 5:25am EDT
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• Kids Don't Bowl Anymore

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  They're too into the i-pods, video games and texting back and forth about absolutely nothing.
  They need to start interacting with inanimate objects such as bowling balls, sweaty rental shoes and ball-return machines. Not video game controllers.
  I just saw an ad outside a cell phone place that read "TXT'" [...]
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  Posted: September 30, 2009, 6:04am EDT
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• Anti-Tax Referendums and Dumb Oregon Voters

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  There are some anti-tax referendums on the upcoming ballot, aimed at making sure the rich can keep their "fair share." People earning over $125,000 a year and households making $250,000 or more a year and corporations would be marginally affected. The common man would not. Over 97% of Oregonians would [...]
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  Posted: September 28, 2009, 1:36pm EDT
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• Idle Update

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  I'm still alive.
  Have a lot to say, but no time.
  Just know the ideas are flowing, but not visible for you, the masses, yet.
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  Posted: September 20, 2009, 10:35am EDT
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• At the State Fair

  Number of comments: 10
  I'm pretending you care.
  I am working the State Fair with my pedicab. I am providing a shuttle service for 11 hours a day, all ten days. I am looking forward to it.
  I doubt any updates will happen between now and September 8th or later. Do you even read' [...]
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  Posted: August 27, 2009, 9:05pm EDT
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• Signs for Town Hall Disrupters

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  First it was the teabag rallies, now, it's disrupting town hall meetings about healthcare. Armed with anything but facts, right wingers still sour over their 2008 election loss have gotten pissed off! About what, they're still not sure. Some shout, "Obama is a socialist!" Others, "I don't want some'" [...]
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  Posted: August 27, 2009, 10:54am EDT
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• Missed Connection Lunchdate, pt. 3

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  We were somewhere, maybe in the Midwest or somewhere in Oregon. I think it was actually Southeast Georgia to be completely honest.
  We didn't meet and I don't think you saw me. You never actually looked at me. I could see some hair and a breathing motion under your [...]
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  Posted: August 27, 2009, 12:22am EDT
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• Vacant Photos from the Grounds of the Oregon Country Fair

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  Taken 3 weeks prior to the madness.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  I rode my bike along the pathways, enjoying every minute of the forested corridors and their cool temperature. I could've rode all' [...]
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  Posted: August 19, 2009, 5:47pm EDT
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• They Had Weird Eyes

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  A family at the farmers' market stopped and stared at me. They all had the same, oblong-shaped eyes. Father and daugthers. 3 total.
  They had weird eyes.
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  Posted: August 19, 2009, 1:42pm EDT
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• No Idling Ordinance in Corvallis, a proposal for City Council

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  To be presented today at the Corvallis City Council meeting. 12:00 pm @ the fire station on Harrison.
  ***Good afternoon to the members of the council, and thank you for your time and your service to our city through your volunteer hours.

  I am Dan Crall, a resident in [...]

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  Posted: August 17, 2009, 11:25am EDT
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• Embracing the anti-Void

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  Was it yesterday? The day before? Who were you? We talked for hours, but I can't place any of the conversation. As soon as I think I remember, the entire topic slips my mind. Who were you? You had no time, no place. It was as though you didn't exist. [...]
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  Posted: August 13, 2009, 7:28am EDT
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• Missed Connection Lunchdate, pt. 2

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  We were shadows in the night's black. It seems leaves were rustling about 20 meters away, but I didn't know for sure. I listened as it was possibly you making the constant, yet quiet, sound. It may have been a raccoon for all I know.
  
  This was about 2 [...]
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  Posted: August 13, 2009, 7:06am EDT
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• Playin' in their Underwear

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  Taken at the Oregon Country Fair, 2009
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  Posted: August 07, 2009, 2:15pm EDT
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• Fox "News" Analogy

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  Fox "News" is about as balanced as two people in wheelchairs doing a 69 on a see-saw.
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  Posted: August 04, 2009, 1:14am EDT
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• Jim Sucks

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  Posted: August 04, 2009, 1:10am EDT
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• Good Response

  Number of comments: 1
  Kid, to me: Your belt is on upside down.
  Me: No. Your eyes are on upside down.
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  Posted: August 01, 2009, 11:23am EDT
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• Is it 2012 Yet?

  Number of comments: 4
  I saw a bumper sticker last night that read, "Is it 2012 yet?"
  Funny, the last 8 years I was reminded over and over how it is unpatriotic to bash the president. Not even 24 hours into Obama's presidency, the noise and sore loserdom was at full force. Can the [...]
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  Posted: July 31, 2009, 2:01pm EDT
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• Wise Use of Gas

  Number of comments: 3
  The neighbor lady is dumb.
  She sits in her driveway idling her car for 5 minutes, gets out, waddles into the house while leaving the car on. It shuts off automatically moments later.
  Boy, she is dumb!
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  Posted: July 31, 2009, 2:22am EDT
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• Foster Lake, Unswimmable

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  I wish I had nice, natural photos of the beautiful water, the tall surrounding trees, maybe even a wildlife photo or 2 after visiting Sweet Home's Foster Lake yesterday. No such luck. Sure, I took pictures of the inlaws and a couple vistas, but I left the area almost in [...]
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  Posted: July 27, 2009, 12:54pm EDT
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• Corvallis Pedicab Commercial, first attempt

  Enclosure: [download]

  Number of comments: 2
  
  Enjoy. Comment. Now.
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  Posted: July 26, 2009, 11:43am EDT
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• Momma teaches them how to eat.

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  5 chickies, born 7-17-09.
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  Posted: July 20, 2009, 6:29pm EDT
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• Craigslist Prank, Vol. 5

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  Posting title: FingersSection: Free
  I plan on removing my fingers this coming weekend in observation of a Bible verse that commands us to remove anything that causes us to sin. My fingers have gotten me in trouble lately and it's time for all 11 of them to go.
  
  I [...]
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  Posted: July 20, 2009, 4:45am EDT
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• A MidSummer Afternoon Muse

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  I hate the word "muse" and apologize for using it in the title.
  Just got back from the Oregon Country Fair in Veneta. It was about 85% good... the rest, I could have done without. For the first time in my life, I danced in a parade. Many folks took [...]
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  Posted: July 14, 2009, 7:57pm EDT
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• An Update for Those Who Care

  Number of comments: 8
  I have been to busy to keep up with this thing lately. Does anyone actually READ this crap anymore?
  The pedicab biz is picking up, and for good reason.
  I am going to the Oregon Country Fair this weekend.
  Oops. South Park is on. Night.
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  Posted: July 10, 2009, 2:32am EDT
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• Done with DeFazio

  Number of comments: 6
  
  He voted against the clean energy bill...
  He has continually voted to fund the massacres in the Middle East, and did so again recently...
  
  ... and I'll never forget his snide, agitated response to me saying it was his constitutional duty to' [...]
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  Posted: July 02, 2009, 10:17am EDT
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• No Need for Brand Name Identity

  Number of comments: 23
  
  It's frankly disappointing to know there are people still stuck on brand name clothing. I mean, get with the program... it's not 1990 anymore. All the frivolous, consumeristic nonsense that so many Americans value would seem to have expired by now, bad economy or not. It's like people who [...]
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  Posted: June 29, 2009, 4:25pm EDT
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• Pranking the Neighbor

  Number of comments: 3
  I have a neighbor named Dale. We get along, we talk now and then. We've been made to think that we are politically opposite but the truth is, we agree on more than the dividers would like us to believe.
  
  Anyway, he likes good music. All kinds of music' [...]
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  Posted: June 29, 2009, 12:43am EDT
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• Craigslist Prank, Vol. 4

  Number of comments: 1
  Title: jars for storing poop in
  Section: Free
  
  Posting:
  I have several jars ready to can and store poop in.
  
  These have not, I repeat, NOT been used for human waste storage this year. I cannot account for last year, but I know they were clean in [...]
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  Posted: June 26, 2009, 4:38pm EDT
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• Missed Connection Lunchdate

  Number of comments: 4
  You were in a crowd of over 5,000.
  You looked like the rest of them.
  I couldn't tell what sex you were.
  I don't think you saw me, and I wonder if I even saw you.
  
  Want to have lunch some time?
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  Posted: June 26, 2009, 4:28pm EDT
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• Awakened, it's late but it's early.

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  I gotta get my system all sorted out. Who wants to get to sleep by 11, only to spend 3-4:30 AM awake?
  
  I've a lot going on, keeping me far too busy to spend any time writing unless something really compelleth me.
  
  I will be helping set up' [...]
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  Posted: June 25, 2009, 6:59am EDT
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• Cyclist Bashing is Getting Old

  Number of comments: 3
  I find it telling of the human intellect that any time a cyclist runs a red light, obstructs motor traffic or makes an unsafe move, all cyclists are frowned upon. Rash generalizations that defy simple reasoning fly around like wheels from a semi-truck on a freeway. The finger wagging and [...]
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  Posted: June 17, 2009, 11:44am EDT
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• My Agnostic Credo

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  We don't know, we can't know. In a world of scholars, experts, crazies, true believers and others who claim to have the ONE and ONLY answer, we remain humble. It's hard to declare we know the nature of God (or god) without taking the chance of being incorrect. God is' [...]
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  Posted: June 11, 2009, 1:18pm EDT
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• Update, Interesting? No.

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  * I have lost 10 lbs. since I started self-employment.
  
  * The pedicab biz is picking up. There are a number of interested sponsors and I've got some events coming up, such as da Vinci Days, an event at Mennonite Village in Albany and.... hopefully a wedding or really' [...]
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  Posted: June 09, 2009, 12:35pm EDT
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• Along the River in... Sunriver

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  Taken in Sunriver, ORE
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  Posted: June 02, 2009, 6:38pm EDT
  by crallspace