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  • Need a good laugh?

    Updated links after youtube pulled a couple. Here’s a couple. First, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” A true recycle program: This one is for the Michigan fans on this site. I give you the Ohio State baby: Stole this one from DJ Allyn from the Rott. One of the ultimate practical jokes. Finally all [...]
    Posted: September 25, 2009, 10:43pm EDT
    by Chris
  • My child would be removed from this school immediately

    Number of comments: 1
    When Obama addressed the children with his stay in school message people basically went bat bleep crazy. Now mind you, there was good reason for being upset. The original, before the outrage, speech and post speech assignments were outrageous. How can we serve the president and help him achieve his [...]
    Posted: September 23, 2009, 8:56pm EDT
    by Chris
  • White Trash Wednesday (a bit early)

    It’s been a while since a White Trash Wednesday post went up, so let’s revive the tradition for a moment. Meet Bryan and Tina Vannoy! Yes, today’s winner of White Trash Wednesday wanted to go out drinking. BUT there’s a problem. You see, they are the proud parents of a [...]
    Posted: September 22, 2009, 7:45pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Hero of the day

    Sometimes you hear the news of the bad stuff and you wonder what you would do in their place. Like the shooting at Ecole Poly in Canada. The shooter walked into a classroom, said he was fighting feminism, separated the men from the women, told the men to leave and [...]
    Posted: September 02, 2009, 11:24pm EDT
    by Chris
  • The Artery Clogger 3000 is here

    Number of comments: 2
    Several sites have this so we’ll add to it. Meet the KFC Double Down chickenwich sandwich. It is bacon, smothered in cheese and the Colonel’s sauce all between 2 breaded chicken filets. I could feel my arteries crying in anticipation of their upcoming punishment when it arrives in NC. Jason [...]
    Posted: August 28, 2009, 9:53pm EDT
    by Chris
  • A little humor for a distraction

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    Posted: August 27, 2009, 10:25pm EDT
    by Chris
  • MA Special Election

    Number of comments: 2
    With the unfortunate passing of Ted Kennedy, we find ourselves in the reality that there’s now a Senate seat to be filled by a special election in MA.  This is a good chance to try and rebuild the GOP north of the Mason-Dixon, even if the circumstances that bring it [...]
    Posted: August 26, 2009, 9:06am EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • a crime discussion

    Number of comments: 7
    So Joseph Graves (17), Matthew Morgan (17), Marcus Fluker (15) and Tahjaue Wiley (18) were bored one night. So what to do? Well, in Thugville, it’s always fun to find an elderly couple, kick in their door and rob them. Which is exactly what they did. First they attacked the [...]
    Posted: August 24, 2009, 10:19pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Post Your Burning Saltires Here

    In appreciation for Kenny MacAskill’s decision to free a mass murdering terrorist, I’ve decided to buy a Scottish flag, and take a nice little video of my burning it and stomping it out.  I’ll post video when I go through with it.  Please, if anyone else feels so inclined, post [...]
    Posted: August 24, 2009, 6:34pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • R.I.P. Robert Novak

    Number of comments: 1
    Love him or hate him, you had to respect Robert Novak. He was a straight shooter. I used to be a fanatical watcher of The Capital Gang. I loved watching him on that. The best one ever was election night 1994 when the Capital Gang had a special post election [...]
    Posted: August 18, 2009, 11:25pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Friday Night Fun

    Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: August 15, 2009, 12:10am EDT
    by Chris
  • bwahahahahahaha

    Time for a bit of humor. As you know, the southern states are going up up up the ladder on the fattest people in the nation stats. My great state of North Carolina is doing its part too, climbing several slots in the last check. So you know the populace [...]
    Posted: August 14, 2009, 1:16am EDT
    by Chris
  • Even the bad news is glorious when Obama is in charge

    Number of comments: 2
    The word rebound has many different meanings. A retreived ball off a miss in basketball. A new relationship after a breakup. Recovering from illness. Coming back from substance abuse problems. All of them are a positive thing. So, imagine my intrigue when I read this headline from CNN. Initial jobless [...]Copyright [...]
    Posted: August 14, 2009, 12:57am EDT
    by Chris
  • The Virtue of the Vicious

    Number of comments: 8
    As if it weren’t bad enough that Obama has asked Americans to begin reporting disagreements with his health care agenda to flag@whitehouse.gov (can you imagine the outcry on the left if Bush had done this with respect to the Iraq War), now Nancy Pelosi thinks if you show up to [...]
    Posted: August 10, 2009, 10:24am EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • Sooo, let me get this straight

    Number of comments: 9
    According to our fearless leader, Fuhrer Obama, Ahmadinejadis the legitimate president of Iran and that’s that. Nothing to see here. Nothing bad took place. Those protestors were just bussed in tea party hacks. Meanwhile the current president of Honduras, Micheletti, who assumed power when the Congress and Supreme Court of [...]
    Posted: August 05, 2009, 9:14pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Why so stimulus?

    Number of comments: 6
    Ok, fun time. Make up your slogan to replace the word “socialist” this picture. Mine’s in the title. Why so stimulus? Let’s hear ‘em! Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: August 03, 2009, 10:33pm EDT
    by Chris
  • “Keep it up men, the veneer is starting to peel!”

    For those of you who aren’t Futurama enthusiasts, the aforementioned line is taken from an episode where an angry mob of water aliens are trying to get through a thick wooden door by ramming themselves into it (with the predictable “sploosh” each time they hit). What an apt analogy for [...]
    Posted: July 24, 2009, 12:08pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • Wow. Just Wow

    Number of comments: 2
    Presented without comment, one truly inspirational video. Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: July 22, 2009, 12:51pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Video Fun

    A couple cool vids that I came across while cruising YouTube. First a snail eating lettuce. It’s way cool and has some good music to it too! This next one reminds me of those Hollywood types that attack paparazzi. Presenting a spider attacking a camera: This cat snags a bat out of mid [...]
    Posted: July 21, 2009, 12:24am EDT
    by Chris
  • The Gotcha That Wasn’t

    Number of comments: 10
    Sometime last week everyone in America heard a loud splatting sound.  The sound, of course, was a certain joy that was produced (use your shameful imagination) by Democrats upon Leon Panetta’s admission that the previous administration had considered a secret on again off again program of some sort.  Dems couldn’t [...]
    Posted: July 14, 2009, 10:41am EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • Political Crystal Ball, Vol. 1

    Number of comments: 10
    Nothing is more fun than making a prediction or two. So, I’m starting an ongoing series, early here, about some of my prognostications for the future. First one here pertains to the 2012 Democratic Ticket. Joe Biden gets dropped. I’d put money on it. It’s as simple as this: Biden [...]
    Posted: July 08, 2009, 1:39am EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • Stimulus fallout

    Number of comments: 3
    Stimulus fallout. Hmm. Sounds like a disease caused by masturbation. Interesting. Anyway, Chris is having major ADD this week. I started out on Sister Toldjah’s website and on it she had a link to a clip of Falling Down. I watched the clip then watched several more and one stood [...]
    Posted: July 07, 2009, 11:09pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Do you like your tax cut from Obama?

    Number of comments: 1
    Mike at Pursuing Happiness found a little tidbit on the new spin for the Obama waste of money stimulus. At 6:07 of the clip, Bill Burton calls Obama’s waste of money stimulus “one of the biggest tax decreases for the middle class in the countries history”. Um, yeah. I guess [...]
    Posted: July 05, 2009, 9:45pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Palin resigns

    Number of comments: 5
    Maybe she didn’t want to be president as badly as her fans wanted her to? I don’t know. What I do know is that this is a killer for most careers and more that likely will be for her. However, just as Obama rode a perfect storm to the White [...]
    Posted: July 04, 2009, 12:15am EDT
    by Chris
  • The Stimulus Has Failed

    Number of comments: 8
    Mr. Obama came into office betting all his hopes on recovering the nation’s economy through a massive stimulus package.  Well, that’s failed.  The stimulus was supposed to make unemployment go down, not up.  Now we’re deeper in debt, worse off for employment, and Mr. Obama owns it all now.  Remember [...]
    Posted: July 02, 2009, 11:20am EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • Fun with Mug Shots! A special Sunday Edition of White Trash Wednesday

    Number of comments: 2
    Ok, I’m still way burnt out on the serious political stuff. Yeah, yeah, I know. I was never that good with the political. I tried. Anyway, today, we are going to have a SPECIAL EDITION of White Trash Wednesday! I give you White Trash Wednesday, Special Sunday Edition: Fun with [...]
    Posted: June 28, 2009, 11:05pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Sanford Should Resign

    Number of comments: 14
    Mark Sanford purports to be a conservative. Well, last I checked, family values are an important aspect of conservatism. Sanford has admitted to an affair, and while the decision on whether or not he stays married is the domain of his family, his state and his party deserve far better [...]
    Posted: June 24, 2009, 4:40pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • Fate Removes Another Prospect

    So, 2012 prospect Jon Huntsman is going on exile. . .  .errr. . . appointment to an ambassadorial position in China. Of course, he wasn’t our only ace in the hole. Well, wasn’t. We had Mark Sanford, but, I guess he has a tendency to flake out and go run [...]
    Posted: June 23, 2009, 11:04pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • You Try, But You Just Can’t

    Number of comments: 9
    I try to root for Mousavi and this young, freedom-loving mass of Iranians out there, I really do. Then, Mousavi opens his flap about how he’s ready to be a martyr, and I just can’t bring myself to do it. In all honesty I didn’t really ever think it mattered [...]
    Posted: June 20, 2009, 1:43pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • Allah’s Tiananmen Moment

    Were you all watching it!? I know I was! Just look at those demonstrators out there! They’re fed up! They’re fed up of the censorship, the control of their lives, the dictatorship. They’re fed up, and they’re demonstrating for change. Surely democracy is just around the corner in China! Remember [...]Copyright [...]
    Posted: June 16, 2009, 7:31pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • Did he really win?

    Number of comments: 12
    Recently the Iranians had themselves a little election of sorts. One has to add emphasis and italics when referring to anything the Iranians do in democratic terms. The winner of every election in Iran would be the clerical council. The chosen President in this election goes on to wield very [...]
    Posted: June 15, 2009, 7:55pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • A Tale of Two Hate Speeches

    Number of comments: 10
    Let me preface my remarks by saying this: James von Brunn is a vile racist murdering son of a bitch who should get his turn on the chair for what he did.  Fifty James von Brunn’s aren’t worth one Stephen Johns, we are worse off without Johns, and will little [...]
    Posted: June 11, 2009, 7:08pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • Capone Care Coming To You!

    Number of comments: 2
    Al Capone once said “you can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.” Al Capone could have written the House Democrats new health care bill.  The kind word?  The government is going to offer you a somewhat cheaper competing [...]
    Posted: June 10, 2009, 9:36pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • Wings Penguins Game 7

    Number of comments: 1
    Game 7 Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: June 10, 2009, 9:12pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • Life, the universe and everything

    Number of comments: 4
    Life has a way of throwing stuff at you that you never see coming. You could see it, if you were looking for it or even paying attention, but, you’re not, and it hits you upside the head. I have been neglecting my family for stuff like Facebook and blogs. [...]
    Posted: June 09, 2009, 10:18pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Wings Penguins Game 6

    game 6 If the wings win, they skate the Cup. If not, then game 7 is Friday in Detroit. Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: June 09, 2009, 12:37am EDT
    by Chris
  • Wings-Penguins game 5

    It really is a one game series. Who ever wins this, will win the cup, in my opinion. Game 5 Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: June 06, 2009, 2:50pm EDT
    by Chris
  • What If He’s Not Closing It. . .

    Number of comments: 2
    Like most everyone I’m tempted to accept the argument that Obama is something of a lightweight liberal who takes liberal stances following his heart and not his head.  Then, I slow down and ask “but is that necessarily true?”  I do this mainly because the one maxim I’ve always taken [...]
    Posted: June 05, 2009, 8:57pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • Wings-Pens Game 4

    Number of comments: 1
    Detroit leads 2-1 but if they lose this, it’s a brand new series and only a best of 3. If Detroit wins this, they will have a stranglehold on the series. game 4 Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: June 03, 2009, 11:46pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Wings Penns Game 3

    Game 3! Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: June 02, 2009, 7:58pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Wings/Penguins game 2

    Ok, we’re up and running! nhl finals game 2 Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 31, 2009, 8:47pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Wings-Penguins Game 1

    It’s on. Time for the last series! NHL Finals game 1 Go Wings! Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 29, 2009, 11:47pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Wings Hawks Game 5

    Pitt has punched their ticket. The Wings need to as well. Time to finish off Chicago. WIngs Hawks Game 5 Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 27, 2009, 1:02pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Obama Finds That Pick. . .

    Number of comments: 2
    Obama stated on the campaign trail that he would look for bench picks for the courts that had “empathy” for various groups.  In selecting Sonia Sotomayor, Obama established one thing, compassion for competant firefighters who qualify for well deserved promotions is not one of his prerequisites.  Hopefully Anthony Kennedy isn’t [...]
    Posted: May 26, 2009, 6:45pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • In Memorial

    Number of comments: 2
    Azul wiped the barrel of his rifle with his cloth. This was his ritual before starting. First wipe the gun down from barrel to butt. Next re-wipe from the butt to the barrel. Then clean each bullet individually before loading. His fellow soldiers laughed at him for this routine, but [...]
    Posted: May 25, 2009, 1:31am EDT
    by Chris
  • Wings Hawks Game 4

    Number of comments: 2
    2-1 Detroit. In the other series, it’s Pitt over Carolina 3-0. Detroit needs to wrap this up to stop Pitt from getting rested while waiting. Wings-Hawks game 4 Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 24, 2009, 2:44pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Aunt of the year

    Wow, this is unreal. Two sisters decide to go shopping at Wal-mart. One of them has a 2 month old baby. No biggie, the carts hold the carriers pretty good. So they go shopping and the mother of the baby has to go to the bathroom. She leaves the baby [...]
    Posted: May 24, 2009, 2:29pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Wings Hawks Game 3

    Number of comments: 1
    Wings-Hawks game 3! Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 22, 2009, 5:36pm EDT
    by Chris
  • AI FINALE! FINALLY!

    Number of comments: 2
    Yeah, it’s over. It’s about time! Let’s heckle one last time! AI FINALE (finally) Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 20, 2009, 8:25am EDT
    by Chris
  • AI Finale or RedWings game 2

    Number of comments: 1
    Take your pick. The top chat is the AI finale. The bottom one is the wings. AI Final performance Wings game here! Wing-Hawks Game 2 Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 19, 2009, 1:03pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Wings-Hawks game 1

    Number of comments: 1
    Wings-Hawks 1 Let’s go WINGS!!! Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 17, 2009, 3:01pm EDT
    by Chris
  • um, a pole dancing competition?

    Number of comments: 1
    There is not nudity in the below video but she is in a bikini. So, probably not good for work viewing. This is Felix. Felix is a pole dancer. Well, that’s what they call it. Did you know there’s a national competition for these things? They have competitions for [...]Copyright [...]
    Posted: May 16, 2009, 10:40pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Funny Crud for a Saturday

    I don’t remember who I am stealing this from. It was either Rodger and Curmudgeonly and Skeptical or Sondrak. Someone had it. Now we do too. Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 16, 2009, 9:27am EDT
    by Chris
  • Do you really trust that government of yours?

    Number of comments: 6
    UPDATE: Ok, well, that’s interesting. Thank you foxfier. I googled the crap out of this after hearing the local radio dude talk about it and missed that fox article. I went right for the Raliegh WRAL station’s account and obviously there is a hell of a lot more to this. Most [...]
    Posted: May 15, 2009, 12:22am EDT
    by Chris
  • Wings Game 7 against Anaheim

    Ok, this is more of a speciality post between LB and I, but anyone can join in! Make sure you use your comment name or real name so we know who you are! Wings Game 7! Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 14, 2009, 8:09pm EDT
    by Chris
  • who knew?

    At NRO. One year after Maryland instituted a special tax on millionaires, the number of millionaires, according to tax records, has dropped from about 3,000 to about 2,000. The Baltimore Sun: “Taxes collected from those returns as of last month have declined by roughly $100 million.” The local Chamber of Commerce argues that [...]
    Posted: May 14, 2009, 4:06pm EDT
    by Martin
  • you can’t have it both ways barry

    Ogabe is insisting that one of his major objectives is to get the banks ‘lending again’, while he simultaneously insists on striking stupid, cosmetic, initiative-killing poses for the cameras. WASHINGTON — The Obama administration has begun serious talks about how it can change compensation practices across the financial-services industry, including at [...]
    Posted: May 14, 2009, 3:48pm EDT
    by Martin
  • an open letter to President Obama on Waterboarding

    Number of comments: 6
    Dear Mr. President, I know you are a busy man so I will keep this brief. Mr. President, there is a group of people out there who are a major threat to world peace. They use vast resources given to them by unwitting people on the Earth and use [...]Copyright [...]
    Posted: May 12, 2009, 10:03pm EDT
    by Chris
  • AI Elimination

    Hey! They’re ALL in the bottom 3 tonight! My prediction: Kris is going home. AI Elimination 3 to 2 Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 12, 2009, 10:03pm EDT
    by Chris
  • AI Final 3

    Number of comments: 2
    Only 4 more shows. The final 3 went home to their parades and all this week. AI Final 3 Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 12, 2009, 5:44pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Happy Mother’s Day

    Ok, I tried to get a cool post for Mother’s Day but couldn’t in time. So, we’ll just wish y’all a happy Mother’s Day. So for this Mother’s Day, we went to a double feature. No woman can be uncheered by a half dressed and on brief flash of a [...]
    Posted: May 10, 2009, 5:44pm EDT
    by Chris
  • union thug returns

    Number of comments: 2
    Barry’s threatening California with withdrawal of stimulus dollars if they don’t reinstate 2 bucks an hour to the Union home helpers. Why is anybody even slightly surprised? He’s a Community Organizer. Have people not yet grasped how left wing this man is? He believes in organizing, he believes in ’spreading the [...]
    Posted: May 08, 2009, 2:18pm EDT
    by Martin
  • Do it yourself month!

    Number of comments: 2
    Yeesh, they have months for everything. May is masturbation month! Or, as I call it: “do it yourself” month. So, um, I guess we don’t have to ask how one celebrates such a month. Wouldn’t wild sex month or maybe blowme month be better? Now, according to Dr. Susan M. [...]
    Posted: May 06, 2009, 8:59pm EDT
    by Chris
  • AI Elimination. Down to 3

    Number of comments: 1
    Dial Idol says Allison goes home. I still say Danny and his Dean Scream. We’ll see at 9… AI Elim Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 06, 2009, 6:47pm EDT
    by Chris
  • left at protein wisdom

    I left the following comment at Jeff’s fantastic blog: Silver - Obama is Blair x50. I said to my dad in 1997 that this man (Blur) is a bare-faced liar with a deity complex. Obama is the same, but with Ken Livingstone’s political outlook. They’re moving VERY quickly to sweep away [...]
    Posted: May 06, 2009, 3:11pm EDT
    by Martin
  • She’s Ba-ack!

    Number of comments: 2
    Only a few short months ago, we found out that our friend Risawn (AKA Kami, AKA I’m not sorry girl with a gun) was hanging up the keyboard. Well Kami is back! Woo Hoo! She even put up a new girl and her guns pic. Come on, you have to [...]
    Posted: May 05, 2009, 6:59pm EDT
    by Chris
  • AI Final 4

    Number of comments: 4
    Well, down to the final 4. Only 3 weeks left to the end. AI Final 4 Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 05, 2009, 6:15pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Arlen Specter = Scumbag

    Number of comments: 9
    Not content with simply irritating the right with his apostasy, Arlen Specter has now decided to piss off anyone who has ever lost a family member to cancer by politicizing the death of Jack Kemp. Somebody needs to elbow this jackass and whisper in his ear that not only is [...]
    Posted: May 04, 2009, 3:11pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • Geeks and their toys

    Presented for your enjoyment, Jeff Larson’s and Steve Ward’s musical tesla coils. And the Sugar Plum Fairy Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 04, 2009, 12:00am EDT
    by Chris
  • RIP Jack Kemp

    Former congressman and VP candidate Jack Kemp died yesterday after a bout with cancer.  He was 73. Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 03, 2009, 3:49pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • mayday! mayday! swine flu update!

    Number of comments: 2
    It’s still not a big deal. It’s almost as if Obama and other ‘world leaders’ are using it as a pretext to distract the population from their insane leftist nationalization spendathons. Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: May 01, 2009, 3:57pm EDT
    by Martin
  • And the Other Shoe Drops

    Number of comments: 10
    So, while you were all busy saying “good riddence” to Arlen Specter, the wheels of fate were in motion to kick us in the ass once more.  In specific, the news is now reporting that Justice David Souter will be retiring from the Supreme Court.  Now, had we not been [...]
    Posted: April 30, 2009, 10:55pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • what the fuckity fucking fuck?

    Number of comments: 2
    OK. Now I know the guy’s a fucking Fascist. While Obama voiced his support for Chrysler and the deal with Fiat, he was pointed in his criticism of the investors who did not agree to this deal. “I don’t stand with them. I stand with Chrysler’s employees and their families and communities,” [...]
    Posted: April 30, 2009, 4:19pm EDT
    by Martin
  • your government thinks you’re an idiot, part 54,933

    Number of comments: 1
    Swine flu. Give me a fucking break. Why not run a pandemic scare story on Sunday morning hangovers? A more interesting news story, and for that reason we will not be hearing about it, is who was on Scare Force One during yesterday’s White House display of utter arrogance and immaturity. Michelle has [...]
    Posted: April 29, 2009, 4:45pm EDT
    by Martin
  • Hot girl solo action

    Number of comments: 1
    So, when the days are slow and all you’re doing is AI chats with some occaisional political drama, it becomes time for desparate measures. So, hitting the gutter, I bring you hot girl solo action. I have it below the fold so that way if you are offended by such [...]
    Posted: April 29, 2009, 8:16am EDT
    by Chris
  • AI cut down to 4

    I still say that it’s Matt. Dial idol says it’s Matt too, so based on their record this season, it will be Kris. AI cut to 4 Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: April 29, 2009, 8:04am EDT
    by Chris
  • AI Five singers left

    So we’re down to Adam, Danny, Allison, Kris and Matt. Sounds like Matt or Kris is done. We’ll see. AI 5 Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: April 28, 2009, 6:20pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Specter to Bolt

    Number of comments: 7
    They’re reporting now, Arlen Specter is switching parties and will be caucusing with the Democrats from now on. Early reports are speculating that the tough primary challenge from Pat Toomey may be a leading reason for the switch. Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: April 28, 2009, 12:55pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • The most amazing five and a half minutes you’ll see in a long time

    Number of comments: 3
    Seriously. Watch this guy. I didn’t know bikes and bikers could do this. I love how he goes up a tree in the beginning. Just wow. Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: April 27, 2009, 12:51am EDT
    by Chris
  • waterboarding news

    Number of comments: 7
    How about we hold an investigation into the cold-blooded slaughter of three Somali teenagers, on the personal orders of President Braveheart? Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: April 23, 2009, 5:10pm EDT
    by Martin
  • please read the following reid, pelosi, obama and co

    Number of comments: 1
    Oliver Cromwell’s Speech on the Dissolution of the Long Parliament Given to the House of Commons 20 April 1653 It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye [...]
    Posted: April 23, 2009, 12:29pm EDT
    by Martin
  • AI Elimination from 7 to 5.

    Two go home tonight. I say Matt and Anoop. Dial Idol says Allison was the bottom by far and the race for second “go home now” ticket has Kris Allen barely edging out Matt and Anoop. Dial Idol has been less than accurate so far this year, so I’ll stick [...]
    Posted: April 22, 2009, 8:14am EDT
    by Chris
  • dear meghan. please stfu. thank you. martin

    Number of comments: 3
    Meghan. You’re 24. The only reasons anybody reports on your babbling are: 1) You’re hot, but mostly 2) You’re regarded by the enemies of conservatism as hurting the cause. Therefore, please stop. Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: April 21, 2009, 4:38pm EDT
    by Martin
  • AI 7 perform again!

    Number of comments: 1
    Since they saved Matt last week, we get subjected to his singing again this week. Oh, it’s disco week to boot… Fun! AI Disco Night Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: April 21, 2009, 12:34pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Okies Cons

    Number of comments: 15
    Who do you hate worse?  I refer to you, the right, the “conservatives.”  I’ve made no bones about it, I’m a moderate.  I’m with the GOP because the GOP is closer to where I think the nation ought to go than the Dems are.  I mean, this is bamapachyderm, after [...]
    Posted: April 18, 2009, 12:32am EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • You’re going to pay my mortgage!!!

    Number of comments: 1
    So I logged onto BB&T online today to check my mortgage balance and all look at what popped up! “…On March 4, 2009 the Obama Administration announced the details of the Homeowner Affordability and Stability Plan. Under the President’s plan to prevent foreclosures and make homeownership more affordable, borrowers may be [...]
    Posted: April 17, 2009, 11:41pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Pardon the interruption

    Number of comments: 4
    It looks like everything is back to normal here (if you consider this place “normal!”) - everything since January was missing last night, but we’re back!  Or should I say, THEY are back.  *puts bag on head in shame* Thanks to Chris and Lord B for letting me know everything was [...]
    Posted: April 17, 2009, 1:08pm EDT
    by Beth
  • AI Elimination 7 to 6

    Number of comments: 1
    Dial idol has Kris going home. I said it would be Anoop. I’m sticking with that. Let’s see what happens. Unfortunately, I may (will) be at work again this week. I’ll try to touch base from there but we’ll see. ai elim 7 to 6 UPDATE: F&#*$&#&! For some [...]Copyright © 2004-2008, [...]
    Posted: April 15, 2009, 6:09pm EDT
    by Chris
  • b.o. first dog

    Number of comments: 4
    And an amazingly good-looking shelter dog he is too. Congratulations on another lie ignored by the newshound community, President Bullshit, by the way. And what’s with this name “Bo”? It’s been put about that I’ve been named after a cat owned by Malia and Sasha’s cousin. That would be bad enough [...]
    Posted: April 14, 2009, 3:11pm EDT
    by Martin
  • four legs good, two legs better

    Did teh Obamateur™ campaign against deficits? I think he may have done. Drawing on his years as a community organizer on the South Side of Chicago, Obama, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, said that while he intends to be a supportive partner if he wins the White House, the mayors should [...]
    Posted: April 14, 2009, 3:04pm EDT
    by Martin
  • AI Chatterbox 7 singers

    It’s time to get serious on AI. Most of the riff raff is gone and the serious contenders are left. There are a couple more weakest links to go and then it’s on! AI 7 Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: April 14, 2009, 12:30pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Easter Promise

    Number of comments: 1
    Bill lay in his recliner. His whole body radiated with pain. He was propped up just enough to see the TV as it sounded out the Rangers/Canadiens game. It was last night’s game but he had it recorded because staying awake had been getting harder and harder. The noises of [...]
    Posted: April 11, 2009, 11:19pm EDT
    by Chris
  • AI Cut from 8 to 7

    Number of comments: 4
    Looks like I have to miss it again as I am sitting in the hospital with my son. He had abdominal pains that turned into an appendectomy. So, I’ll catch y’all tonight if I get out of there, otherwise, enjoy. Dial idol has Kris going home with Anoop and Scott in [...]
    Posted: April 08, 2009, 4:56pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Ask the Moxargon Group

    Remulak Moxargon and his round table talkers are asking for questions for the group to answer. So, go on over and toss him a couple questions. I asked him what Barack gave him. Enjoy! Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: April 07, 2009, 7:56pm EDT
    by Chris
  • AI Tuesday 8 left

    I will probably be at work for this so the last one out please close the door. AI in an hour Enjoy! Copyright © 2004-2008, [bamapachyderm.com]. DIE, sploggers! * digitalfingerprint: bd106974913ca8b6ebaa08c86a280be9 (72.249.14.157)
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    Posted: April 07, 2009, 7:10pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Congratulations Alaska

    Number of comments: 5
    Thanks our frosty friends to the north. Last November you took a bold stand and. . . kicked an innocent man out of the Senate over his wrongful conviction. Well, I just look at what country we bought you guys from and it all kinda makes sense I guess. Copyright © [...]
    Posted: April 07, 2009, 3:40pm EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • hearings? probably not

    Number of comments: 2
    Remember the likes of Henry Waxman, when the Democrats regained Congress in 2006 (from where they have had 100% responsibility for the Federal budget ever since, incidentally)? All the hearings we were going to have on Gitmo and waterboarding and war crimes and secret wiretaps? Well, how come we aren’t hearing calls [...]
    Posted: April 06, 2009, 2:00pm EDT
    by Martin
  • For our doggie lovers

    Number of comments: 1
    Meet a pooch named Sophie! Sophie was on a boat with her family and fell overboard in rough seas. The family was devastated. They thought their beloved doggie had died. What the didn’t know is that Sophie could represent Austrailia in the Olympic swimming events. Sophie swam 5 miles to [...]
    Posted: April 06, 2009, 12:38pm EDT
    by Chris
  • Biden’s Prophecy Comes True

    Remember during the campaign there was a huge gaffe with Joe Biden saying “Within six months they’re going to test this president.”  Well, so it begins.  North Korea has upped the ante with a test over the weekend of the ballistic missile program.  This test actually is cause for alarm.  [...]
    Posted: April 06, 2009, 8:59am EDT
    by Lord Bitememan
  • Way cool thing for Monday!

    Here is an interesting story of an aquarium that had fish and its coral reef destroyed over and over. Aquarists at the Blue Reef Aquarium in Newquay have discovered the identity of a mysterious killer that had been devastating their coral reef display over recent months. Staff had been puzzled by violent [...]
    Posted: April 06, 2009, 1:12am EDT
    by Chris

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