Josie, she is NOT.
[...]Wayne LaPierre should have skipped to the nearest microphone today to hail Barrack Obama into the fold of patriots who champion states' rights. After all, who could dispute that only the deepest devotion to liberty could have motivated such a magnanimous overture by the Obama Administration as this:
My son plays football with some truly fine children who insist on calling him "nigger". Surely the whitest child who wears the uniform, he was initialliy confused, but I assured him that it was merely a reflection of growing fidelity with his fellow leatherheads.
Why then is it so terrible for the Tea Party [...]
While tracing around the channels trying sadly to find Alabama getting its giblets kicked in, Hunky Husband gratuitously lingered on what appeared to be my favorite politician being interviewed by my favorite celebrity. Barak Obama was on the Oprah show yesterday. Swearing lavishly, I struggled for the remote [...]
Teddy Kennedy was nothing more than the last of a long line of fat bastards lobbyists spawned and bred by a "good Catholic" bootlegger for the sole purpose of growing and protecting the interest of one thing--- his own corrupt Boston political machine and the chosen wealthy elite that would grow to surround it.
Joe Kennedy [...]
"Jane the Survivalist", "Jane The Cynic", "Jane the Doomsayer". Call me what you will, but I have not been around here lately because I am exceedingly busy burying my nuts against the storm of the century.
You know all those clearance Halloween decorations you just had to buy at 70% off? [...]
The day after the inauguration coronation of B. Hussien Obama, I set about to accomplish my New Year's Resolution. I resolve to find an over confident, milque toast, Prius driving Liberal every single day for the next fourteen hundred and sixty and demand of [...]
For my 40th birthday, the Birthday Bunny delivered my fondest wish; a red and white, 1984 Ford F-150 4 x4 that Hunky Husband has begun to spot paint in black primer as he cures its minor cancer. Not the diamond or the breast lift so popular among the vapid forty-somethings in my wide [...]
Sorry for my sudden disappearance, folks.
The last of my dear grandmother Jane's surviving siblings, Great Uncle Bob, was buried with full military honors in our private family cemetary alongside our Revolutionary ancestors in Sleepy Southern Hometown on my actual fortieth birthday.
I was surrounded by those I most dearly love, [...]
While scanning the stat dump, I find the juiciest tidbits. This one wins the week's coolest link, balls out.
He calls himself "NAKED STUDENT" and, apparently, while some guys are nakedly Conservative, his kink is just plain Naked Conservatism.
Jane is all about younger men now that I am days away [...]
Joe Biden was so off his game because he underestimated his opponent. Plain and simple. After all, he is the "Distinguished Gentleman" from a string of working class zip codes but the glances he kept exchanging with Gwen Ifill made it look as if he expected her to get her [...]
Joe Biden was so off his game because he underestimated his opponent. Plain and simple. After all, he is the "Distinguished Gentleman" from a string of working class zip codes but the glances he kept exchanging with Gwen Ifill made it look as if he expected her to get her [...]
We have been snubbed by our Representatives.
My COTILLION sister, Beth @ She Who Will Be Obeyed suggested that we begin a virtual protest. And since I can't wedge a pitchfork into a #10 envelope, a history book shows the way.
The Senate has spoken. "Let them eat cake", they said.
Well [...]
We have been snubbed by our Representatives.
My COTILLION sister, Beth @ She Who Will Be Obeyed suggested that we begin a virtual protest. And since I can't wedge a pitchfork into a #10 envelope, a history book shows the way.
The Senate has spoken. "Let them eat cake", they said. [...]
Senator DeMint is the good Senator from South Carolina. {The other one is a sock puppet (in so many, many ways) who just needs to join Barney Frank on the ...um....other side of the ailse. Lindsey Graham is as gay as Strom Thurmond was white.}
My COTILLION sisters are mumbling about [...]
But make no mistake, bad times are coming. Just, and if only for now, without the help of Uncle Sugar cutting the very heart out of Capitalism and our Constitution. Yet.
And while I am thinking of it.....John McCain... why won't you say, "Constitution First" instead of "Country First" ? Because [...]
But make no mistake, bad times are coming. Just, and if only for now, without the help of Uncle Sugar cutting the very heart out of Capitalism and our Constitution. Yet.
And while I am thinking of it.....John McCain... why won't you say, "Constitution First" instead of "Country First" ? Because [...]
>>>sorry , had to republish this after the BIG day yesterday....duh...techtard that I am.>>>
GET ON THE PHONE PEOPLE.
DO IT NOW.
DEMAND THE REPEAL OF SARBANES-OXLEY. DEMAND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CUT SPENDING TO THE BONE. DEMAND YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS VOTE "NO" ON THIS BAIL OUT UNTIL THEY TAKE TIME TO LET CAPITALISM [...]
This is a transcript of an interview given earlier today by Jim DeMint, the sane Senator from South Carolina. {It is via a blogger that I find to be an elitist suck-up who routinely spurns smaller blogs, therefore he will get no hat tip. ***I'm sure he'll be just devastated***Call [...]
My theory of "Swimsuit Diplomacy": While that filthy, camel humping, Iranian sand monkey is busy checking out her naked calves, Sarah Palin will have him signing a peace treaty with the hand that isn't...um..busy.
If all she does is WOW! them off their A game, I'll take it.
[...]Bless his heart, "Mike" was a commenter on my last post where I asserted that what helped us out of the Great Depression was our reliance on the gold standard. Dig the hubris in his last words.
Un.REal.
Unfortunately, what pulled us out of the Great Depression was not the [...]
Yeoman's work. Beautiful, sucinct, and terrifying.
Read the work by Heritage Foundation's Todd Gaziano and Andrew Grossman.
The Paulson proposal, and the several congressional proposals based upon it, raise substantial constitutional questions regarding: [...]
Its all here. Links to the glowing LA Times report from 1999 that I highlighted in my last post, and a new more damning link that (I DUG UP, no thank you TOP TIER BLOGS!) shows to what lengths Liberals were willing to use the Freddie Mac, Fannie Mae [...]
An L.A.Times article from May 31, 1999 by Ron Brownstein will shed some light on the backstory of the real time nightmare unfolding in Washinton at this hour. Read as the Times wonk crows about all the good Bill Clinton is ....well...enforcing.
Clinton legacy building with a Ponzi scheme [...]
In a very unusual move I will post a photograph of myself, a very personal gift from one of my dearest friends.
So this is me in the fall of 1992 with three of my bridesmaids. What a file to open up before proper caffeination.
Thank you ::dear friend::, for reminding [...]
This baby photo of Sarah Palin is the most precious thing.
She is filthy cute. And look at those power thighs!
h/t EHHhlen
[...]I found this exquisite Photoshop on a nutty thread that linked my Biden Aneurysm post. One of the thousands of Google hits I got in the last two days over this fake email that everbody is breathlessly passing on as some "BIG DEMOCRATIC SECRET". (Ever wonder how you got it, [...]
If you have an idiot friend who actually believes that "Hope" and "Change" are legitimate political "issues" on par with "Taxes" and National Defense", send them to this website for an education on what their Messiah actually expects from his acolytes.
They will be transformed.
You will be vindicated.
[...]One of my most dutiful bridemaids and kindred friends, Ellen, asked me the other day, "So what do you want me to tell Sarah Palin when I go fight the blue hairs for a spot to see her at The Villages?"
"Tell her, 'GREAT SHOES!' ", I mused.
Well. Apparently, Ellen [...]
My broom is in the shop, but my crystal ball is working just fine. And for all my A.D.D., sometimes noticing the details and connecting dots pays off. Follow me...
**Sidebar to morons***I AM NOT PERPETUATING THE FAKE EMAIL WE HAVE ALL GOTTEN thirteen times since last Friday from Aunt Nellie [...]
I think when Ayn Rand used the term "bail out" it was only in terms of an opressed citizen's duty, not that of the Government she despised.
Via TIME: What Would Ayn Rand Have Done?
I feel another poorly made plastic memory bracelet comin' on. It should be green, of course, [...]
Some of our more forward looking Framers feared that when voters realized they could vote goodies for themselves, all their work in the July heat of Philidelphia would be for nothing. Little did they know that it would be such a short time before The Great Experiment would fail to [...]
Lovin' the latest Lib meme: Black Manchild bullies Heroic Cripple.
So this is the Liberal "A Game" ?
Apparently Barry, too, must have been a brave, injured POW because he can't operate a simple voting machine. He "mistakenly" voted wrong six times--SIX TIMES--only to rise and say..."OOoops, my bad, I [...]
This is four minutes I promise you will not want back when its over. Trust me. Poor taste, panty pisser. Its got it all. Watch. Embrace the incontinence.
[...]My COTILLION sister, Darleen Click, is an amazing talent. She is all the things Pamela Anderson will never be: intelligent, genuinely sexy, less than .01% plastic, and knows that a straw poll is not used for erotic dancing. (Backstory on FOX)
Darleen sketched this on a napkin [...]
(photo reminder via the hunky brain trusts at The Aurora)
If you are a true patriot, you will watch the rare video below. (via my Cotillion sister, Cathryn)
DOWNLOAD IT onto your hard drive because the day may will come when the Liberal media has [...]
If Obama is genuinely too thick to realize that he was insulting the Governor of Alaska with that hackneyed cliche about the porcine makeover, then I suppose he is too vacant to have his finger on The Button and that spendy Harvard education was a waste of coin.
Because a mind [...]
Nothing says "disingenuous dirtbag" like the contrived Clinton crooked finger we all got to see way too much of during the Lewinsky affair.
And the People's Knuckle Bump is a compelling poker tell that Michelle and B.Hussein have much more sinister intent behind the curtain for America [...]
Nothing says "disingenuous dirtbag" like the contrived Clinton Crooked Finger we all saw way too much of during the Lewinsky affair.
And the knowing People's Knuckle Bump is a compelling tell that Michelle and B. Hussein have much more sinister intent for America if only they can con [...]
(Fast forward to 2:22 before Sally begins knawing her own well turned heel, bathes lavishly in her title of "Liberal Elite Media", reminds us that her husband was the editor of The Washington Post and that she too, had a "learning disabled child" (as if). Only then does she stoop [...]
**ruff**
I'll be forty in a few short weeks, but I'm not so far gone that I can't remember the rush of young lust.
But then-- you're talkin' to the girl who honestly did. not. know. that people in my graduating class of 144 in Sleepy Sounthern [...]
What is wrong with this picture?
A. She is a polished woman in a trim suit, perhaps wearing a nursing bra under that flag lapel pin.
B. She is juggling her very own, LIVE child and not one, but two Blackberries.
C. She is a gorgeous, educated, self [...]
POW. Cindy, Nancy, and now Sarah...
And why not Sarah Palin? She is a MAVERICK CONSERVATIVE PICK. She is GORGEOUS. She is a MOM. She is a GUN TOTING, PRO-LIFER. She is YOUNG and did I mention, GORGEOUS. It is a bit of a pander pick, but I'll take it. And [...]
What is wrong with this picture?
A. She is a polished woman in a trim suit, perhaps wearing a nursing bra under that flag lapel pin.
B. She is juggling her very own, LIVE child and not one, but two Blackberries.
C. She is a gorgeous, educated, self [...]
POW. Cindy, Nancy, and now Sarah...
And why not Sarah Palin? She is a MAVERICK CONSERVATIVE PICK. She is GORGEOUS. She is a MOM. She is a GUN TOTING, PRO-LIFER. She is YOUNG and did I mention, GORGEOUS. It is a bit of a pander pick, but I'll take it. And [...]
Nobody in our Pity Party ---not even John McCain --would so nakedly pander to the spurned womyn writhing on the floor in Denver by appointing Kay Bailey Hutchison as his Number Two. An obscene Panderfest: Micheal Steele. A Double Backhanded Panderpalooza: Condi Rice
FACT: John McCain personally despises the effete Mitt [...]
Nobody in our Pity Party ---not even John McCain --would so nakedly pander to the spurned womyn writhing on the floor in Denver by appointing Kay Bailey Hutchison as his Number Two. An obscene Panderfest: Micheal Steele. A Double Backhanded Panderpalooza: Condi Rice
FACT: John McCain personally despises the effete Mitt [...]
It is 4:48 pm on Thursday as I write, and I know I have been gone so long that the cricket down there has long chirped himself to death. Janie has been busy with the paying gig. And I mean BIZ.EE. But I simply must get my two cents in [...]
This baby grasshopper was on the (grown from seed!) sugar snap peas blooming in my garden just this morning.
We had a power outage last night and I played Crazy Eights with my family by candlelight.
It was fabulous.
Sorry I had to take this down for a while, the Kos kids "found it" and the comments were too hard to filter, so I gave up. But MAN they were a hoot! Only the most cogent will be published, as I have time to go through them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Spare me Sean [...]
Spare me Sean Hannity's brand of Republican high road cloying insincerity, vis-a-vis "our thoughts and prayers are with the Kennedy family".
Capital "B", BULL. SH*T.
This is politics. The hateful Huffington crowd daily wishing death on Supreme Court Justices notwithstanding, and beyond the spark of humanity that he surely must [...]
I'm done.
I was Christened, wore my hideous tartan skirt to parochial school (Hi Sister Mary Dennis!), said twelveteen thousand rosaries as penance for my incessant sixth grade lust for Chuck Waddell, and even spent the night in my car when Pope John Paul II came to Columbia, South Carolina when [...]
This will go down in a flaming arc of "who thought THAT was a good idea?".
I HOPE.
Sure, it says "foreigners" in the text, but imagine how easy that cracked door gets kicked open to include you, me, and Joe Lunchbucket Citizen when the time is "right".
Yes, fair citizen, can [...]
This whole "preparedness survivalist" gig is a tail kicker. I feel like I should convert to LDS or something. The "garments" are a non-starter, so ....not today.
But the 180 degree shift in my focus has been liberating.
Having seen the dark underbelly of Democratics and the navel gazing of both [...]
As the days tick rapidly toward the day Hunky Husband and I will blissfully drop out of society this hedonistic wasteland, I have been dusting off my farm girl skill set. In addition to a (fabulous birthday gift, Hunkster!) Magpul Masada , I hope to add a few books [...]
Chickens are dumb. Politicians are dumber.
At least when you have had enough of listening to the sqwaking of an overgrown cock, you can eat the chicken.
I am reading my flock Atlas Shrugged for the fourth time. It makes them more succulent.
I gotta admit, though...I wouldn't have found the racist remark by Hillary Clinton's Leftist throats at The Huffington Post comment thread if after about too many glasses of cheap Reisling over BUNCO dice, the conversation hadn't turned to brown football helmets and bad hair. The two sisters in our [...]
For about the TWELVE THOUSANDTH time, I have witnessed the "Mainstream" Righty blogosphere blatantly STEALING ideas from many of us little guys, passing them off as their own, with NO CREDIT OR REGARD for their origins, then sometimes even luxuriating in the resulting tongue baths from the REALLY BIG MEDIA [...]
A Barack Obama / John Edwards ticket will be powerful stuff for sure. Get your bumper stickers ready, y'all, its comin'.
I had drinks with a Carolina political insider over Christmas holiday and we mused at how John Edwards was in it for the corner office at the Executive Office building, [...]
I'll vote for that **CHANGE**, eh comrade? Thinkers everywhere should insist on it.
Why have I not heard a single voice in the New Media suggest this?
NOT. ONE.
Ah, that old, terrifying playground fear of being called a **NAME**. Of course.
But he is one of them.
Barack Obama is not [...]
I'm not sure which bothers me more, Michelle Obama berating our future President this week to "FEEeeeel, don't THINK!" or her insistance on The Oprah's show last year that he wasn't intellectually fit to choose favors for his daughter's birthday party.
So I was not surprised when I asked [...]
I'm not sure which bothers me more, Michelle Obama berating our future President this week to "FEEeeeel, don't THINK!" or her insistance on The Oprah's show last year that he wasn't intellectually fit to choose favors for his daughter's birthday party.
So I was not surprised when I asked [...]
Just askin'.
I mean...since no one dares point out that the Emperor is naked the Messiah is vapid.
Pardon me...make that the Machurian Messiah .
[...]So last October, as I stared down my fortieth year on the third rock, I re-read ATLAS SHRUGGED for the third time. I wanted [...]
This time last year, while I was a CPAC, McCain's guys (Patrick Hines!) were practically invisible, sneaking off to a parallel universe of cocktail parties and making excuses for their altogether absent leader. Fine, we all thought, he got the memo that he is no friend of the used and [...]
This time last year, while I was a CPAC, John McCain's guys (Patrick Hines!) were practically invisible, sneaking off to a parallel universe of cocktail parties and making excuses for their altogether absent leader. Fine, we all thought, he got the memo that he is no friend of the used [...]
See Jane vote. Vote Jane vote!
I mailed my absentee ballot to Florida last Wednesday so that it was sure to be in Pensacola by 7pm tonight.
It was a sad day because I could not vote for my Contender. (A Double Dutch Long Finger Salute to the Republicans in my home [...]
I have been on a refreshing hiatus from blogging imposed by some very nasty personal circumstances that started the last week of October. When the tragic part of that was over, the day job suddenly pushed off full speed. But I will be back in here to check the mail [...]
Without Johnny's version of "O Holy Night" (followed CLOSELY by Josh Groban's) on the iPod, I would be in. sane.
I have been dealing with the grave (and not so grave, but scary) illnesses of children on two branches of my tight knit family tree ( read ::Kennedys who eat grits::) [...]
Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear.
-Thomas Jefferson
Find a reason to apply this to [...]
“It’s so important for women to stand up for the right of women to make a decision that is best for them.” —Hillary Clinton in an upcoming interview in ESSENCE, a fluff fashion magazine that panders caters to black women.
The snipped interview, entitled The Hillary Clinton Effect, with the [...]
A Maine locality is the first to circumvent state laws with weak willed capitulation by a local school board to fund copulation rooms birth control in their middle school.
If SCHIP fails, maybe Canada will annex Maine and treat all these little tramps for their various medical [...]
As you all know, I fell in the shower and split my elbow open at my home in Sleepy Southern Hometown at the end of the summer. Oh, and it had to be on a Friday night. When I collected my dignity and my keys, I ended up in a [...]
Is she or isn't she? Will she or won't she? She did, now she doesn't.
What a tease you are Hillary. What a tease.
I can hear the nutroots moaning already.
[...]Is she or isn't she? Will she or won't she? She did, now she doesn't.
What a tease you are Hillary. What a tease.
I can hear the nutroots moaning already.
[...]I prefer to think of the Democrats SCHIP initiative as the "SoCialized Health Inflation Plan", or better, "Soft Core Health P*rn". No doubt, Senator Ted Kennedy would be one of the few elite able to wiggle from under the snug blanket of its eventual regulatory rigors to enjoy some [...]
The new Liberal debate model is, "If you can't beat them, beat them down".
If their moronic position can no longer be defended logically, Libs sprinkle it with pejoratives like "racist", "bigot", and "homophobe". The Conservative team then calls for their Point of Personal Privilege, (Parliamentary term for "bullsh*t") and [...]
At least that what one of his policy guy says.
Sorta.
John P. Avlon's "Independent Nation" has rarely been cited this campaign season. But with Giuliani joining Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy on the cover of the 2005 paperback edition, the pages offer a different view of the former mayor [...]
My writing has suffered due to an injury that I sustained in early August. There was blood, stitches, and pain. I won't bore you here with the adventure that was Sleepy Southern Hometown Emergency Room on a hot summer Friday night. That is an O'Conner tragedy that makes my head [...]
Get out the Depends.
I SWEAR, I have not laughed this hard since I saw Bill and Hillary dancing on the beach without music.
"...like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me"....
PRICE. less.
[...]Get out the Depends.
I SWEAR, I have not laughed this hard since I saw Bill and Hillary dancing on the beach without music.
"...like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me"....
PRICE. less.
[...]Johhny Cochran started a law franchise for ambulance chasers.
And apparently Jesse Jackson needs to get out of Jena and patent his racket process for total political compliance before PETA runs off with the rent.
The parent company of my favorite chicken biscuit (and sweet tea!) has been strong armed [...]
Given: I claim a Power higher than myself to be the ultimate arbiter of the fitness of my soul for happiness beyond this world.
Unlike Progressive egghead (little "c") christians, I do not live as though my last breath will actually be my last.
ABC News is reporting that President Bush is reading tea leaves.
I posted about it here first, so go forth and be wizened.
[...]Jane is not up for another Presidential two-fer.
As a Marine's wife, and I have to stand on my own two feet when my husband is busy doing the People's work. No cell calls while he is lying in the dirt of Iraq. Judith, darling... get a LIFE.
Rudy is speaking [...]
A smallish new poll finds Fred! stomps Romney in the bloody Red State of Alabama when both compete separately on a ticket against Clinton. This saddens me because as a Southerner, I can't help but feel that it is prejudice against the mysterious Mormon faith. It is a prejudice [...]
On September 11, 2001 I was living on base in North Carolina, at home with my youngest napping peacefully in the crib, my oldest enjoying the early days of first grade twelve miles down the road. By 9:45 am I had ALREADY PHONED Hunky at work and told him to [...]
On September 11, 2001 I was living on base in North Carolina, at home with my youngest napping peacefully in the crib, my oldest enjoying the early days of first grade twelve miles down the road. By 9:45 am I had ALREADY PHONED Hunky at work and told him to [...]
On September 11, 2001 I was living on base in North Carolina, at home with my youngest napping peacefully in the crib, my oldest enjoying the early days of first grade twelve miles down the road. By 9:45 am I had ALREADY PHONED Hunky Husband at the squadron and told [...]
Look at her.
She is poised. She is smart. She is gorgeous. She is a devoted Mama.
She is Conservative.
Take a good long look.
She is the next First Lady of the United States of America.
For all the silence around here, you'd think (and some of you are wishing) that I was dead.
Nope.
I am busier than a one eyed sharpshooter on two (and a half!) projects that have me back and forth to the BIG TOWN and working with some fascinating folks. Please hang tough [...]
When it came time to accept an invitation to the ANNUAL National Convention of The Veterans of Foreign Wars, the HelMitt was having his hair done perhaps, but RudyJudy was doing the more respectable thing. No, not shopping. Not this time.
Fundraising, of course.
When it came time to accept an invitation to the ANNUAL National Convention of The Veterans of Foreign Wars, the HelMitt was having his hair done perhaps, but RudyJudy was doing the more respectable thing. No, not shopping. Not this time.
Fundraising, of course.
Catch this video about SCHIP by my buddies at The Heritage Foundation.
Funny how HILLARY VOTED AGAINST MEDICAL SAVINGS ACCOUNTS that would guarantee competitively priced healthcare services and benefit the poor.
Oh>>but then the unwashed masses wouldn't need her old wrinkled nipple to latch onto, then, would they?
Since The [...]
Catch this video about SCHIP by my buddies at The Heritage Foundation.
Funny how HILLARY VOTED AGAINST MEDICAL SAVINGS ACCOUNTS that would guarantee competitively priced healthcare services and benefit the poor.
Oh>>but then the unwashed masses wouldn't need her old wrinkled nipple to latch onto, then, would they?
Since The [...]
NOW my router is dead and I am posting this from a remote desk top. Not like my craptop would even notice I was gone.
Must be those blog gods again.
Back in a jif, spitting spotted feathers.
Until I get back...chew on this from my man fred! .
And notice [...]
For the fourth time this busy week, I have logged on to Typepad and written all I could muster>>so this is typed off the cuff before the blog gods see me...
They are not smiling.
For the FOURTH TIME this busy week, TYPEPAD has belched my work before I could get [...]
