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  • Tasty Waves and a Wang Out Bud

    Mystery Ass: This one just loves to show it off. (HT) Nicole Kidman smiles w/the assistance of her hands. (CS) Demi & Ashton show off their foreplay online. (CB) Tiger Woods keeps getting hit...

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    Posted: December 11, 2009, 2:17am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Featuring Sasha Gray as the Ball Washer

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    It seems unbelievable that it’s taken us this long to reach this point. The Tiger Woods scandal has been dragging on for—what? A week now?—and only today are we hearing that the inevitable pr0n...

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    Posted: December 10, 2009, 3:55pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • A Happy Couple, Down At Fraggle Rock

    As you can see, Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt thoroughly enjoyed their experience last night at some Fraggle Rock event in West Hollywood. Even though these two have been dating for several...

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    Posted: December 10, 2009, 3:30pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Guy Richie vs. James Cameron: Bloody Hell In The UK

    Two of this holiday season’s wide releases, Avatar and Sherlock Holmes open a week apart from each other (with the latter arriving a day later in the UK than the US). SInce Avatar is directed...

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    Posted: December 10, 2009, 1:55pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hipster

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    Okay, didn’t see this one coming. At a party for The Lovely Bones, Peter Jackson mentioned that casting is under way for the role of Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit. Top contenders include James...

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    Posted: December 10, 2009, 12:31pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Tasty Waves and a Once A Cheater… Bud

    Mystery Ass: Those shoes look like torture devices. (UMC) Tila Tequila spreads ‘em for her latest engagement. (CS) La Lohan (NSFW): Video & screencaps of soft core porn photo shoot....

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    Posted: December 10, 2009, 2:33am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Johnny Depp & The Closet Narcissists

    Number of comments: 8
    While I’m of the opinion that, generally speaking, Johnny Depp could use a heavy-duty shampoo session, he’s still a really decent guy who regularly goes out of his way for his fans. So, I...

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    Posted: December 09, 2009, 9:10pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Not Smashing Pumpkins, Just Bumping Uglies

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    It’s been a while—a long, long while—since Smashing Pumpkins were a musical force to be reckoned with, but in their day they were a pretty nifty combo. Still, it’s nice to see that frontman Billy...

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    Posted: December 09, 2009, 12:43pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Miley Cyrus and The Floating Head Of Doom

    Number of comments: 3
    Miley Cyrus – The Last Song Poster At times like these, I’m not sure which is more frightening: the prospect of watching this film or just looking at this poster. Dude needs to get that...

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    Posted: December 09, 2009, 10:51am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and a Letters to Santa Butthead Bud

    Robert Downey Jr. reveals Guy Ritchie’s on-set nickname for Jude Law. Heh heh… (CB) Tom Cruise has moobs & they’re awesome! (CS) Kate Bosworth does it like the Italians do it....

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    Posted: December 09, 2009, 1:43am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • I Believe the Children Are Our Future, and You Are Our Past

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    The decade of the Oughties is finally coming to an end—maybe, depending on how you figure it. (And let’s not get all pedantic; this decade can’t end soon enough for my tastes.) At any rate, what...

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    Posted: December 08, 2009, 6:32pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • I Summon the Power of Gratuitous Nudity!

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    No, that’s not a real picture of Adrianne Curry. But here at Agent Bedhead, pics have to meet two stringent criteria: 1) no nudity; and 2) some minimal visual or graphic interest. An exhaustive...

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    Posted: December 08, 2009, 2:29pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Actual Queen, Meet Drag Queen

    Now, here’s something you don’t see every day: Queen Elizabeth II shaking hands with Lady Gaga, who appeared in England’s Royal Variety Performance. Naturally, Gaga was dressed in a...

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    Posted: December 08, 2009, 1:51pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Hollywood Really Is Like High School

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    At the Los Angeles premiere of The Lovely Bones, a mysterious set of “bunny ears” appeared above Rachel Weisz’s head. The culprit looks to be director Peter Jackson, who,...

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    Posted: December 08, 2009, 11:35am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and a Double OO…7 Bud

    Thigh-High Boots are the new cyberpunk hotness. (io9) Val Kilmer: More John Popper than John Popper. (CS) Lindsay Lohan poses for highly unflattering ass photo. (CB) Biggest Flameouts Of The...

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    Posted: December 08, 2009, 12:59am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Evan Rachel Wood Is Officially Insane

    Number of comments: 3
    Say what you will about Marilyn Manson: he knows how to lure a woman back into his clutches. Apparently it’s all about writing a song called I Want to Kill You Like They Do in the Movies and...

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    Posted: December 07, 2009, 6:51pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Getting Clobbered by the Nine Iron(y)

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    Unless you’ve been living under a rock or something, you may have seen a news item or two suggesting that Tiger Woods has been somewhat promiscuous (insert “swinging the ol’ putter/hole in one” joke...

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    Posted: December 07, 2009, 3:19pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Zooey Does Less Katy Perry & More Hilary Duff

    Admittedly, I kinda dug last week’s Absolut Beckinsale adverts, but this one, which features Zooey Deschanel, is another matter altogether. At least Zooey doesn’t look like herself in...

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    Posted: December 07, 2009, 1:53pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day: We Have Crackage

    It’s no surprise that I love finding the bizarre within the seemingly mundane, but sometimes this practice reaps unintended horror comedy. While scrutinizing this particular picture, certain...

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    Posted: December 07, 2009, 10:39am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and a Jolie Good Bud

    Mystery Ass: This one looks rather… uneven. (Yeeeah!) Did Lindsay Lohan kiss Jessica Alba’s husband? (CS) Jennifer Aniston’s new silver Bentley Of Shame. (CB) Exclusive: Patrick...

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    Posted: December 06, 2009, 9:11pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Beyond Sparkles and Waxed Werewolves

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    Okay, so we’re not exactly Twilight fans around here, but I gotta hand it to Summit Entertainment. This independent film studio has forged a relatively cheap franchise that’s already...

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    Posted: December 05, 2009, 12:35am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Paris Slowly Slides Towards Obscurity

    Number of comments: 6
    We tend to avoid the heavily mainstream celebrity stories around here. Some would categorize this avoidance as “pretentious” or “weird,” but I tend to think of this site as a...

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    Posted: December 04, 2009, 4:46pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Japan ♥ Quentin Tarantino

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    One would infer that Japanese audiences respond favourably when Quentin Tarantino appears in their product commercials because QT just keeps on making these adverts, and they’re pretty bizarre...

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    Posted: December 04, 2009, 10:23am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and a Never Mind the Bollocks Bud

    Mystery Ass: Sorry, but I can’t think of a fucking hint on this one. Guess & click away. (TB) La Lohan can’t take a good photo anymore. (CS) Marilyn Manson & Evan Rachel Wood:...

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    Posted: December 04, 2009, 1:19am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Adverts That Work #108: The Shorter Than Usual Suspects

    This is one highly clever advert for the UK’s Shoreditch Short Film Festival. Keyser Soze and midgets… what more could one possibly desire?

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    Posted: December 03, 2009, 6:27pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Absolut Beckinsale

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    A barely recognizable Kate Beckinsale poses in lime green for an Absolut Vodka advert campaign. Photographed by Ellen Von Unwerth, this is a rather stunning look to promote a so-so alcoholic...

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    Posted: December 03, 2009, 3:27pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Dwight Yoakam Distracted By Katy Perry’s Massive Rack

    Whomever plotted the seating chart for last night’s edition of “The Grammy Nominations Concert Live!” deserves some Twinkies, mates. In particular, putting Dwight Yoakam and Katy...

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    Posted: December 03, 2009, 1:46pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and a SNAFU Bud

    Lady Gaga looks uncharacteristically subdued, which is much more shocking than her usual bizarre antics. (AG) Kingston Rossdale has better hair than you. (CS) John Mayer reunites a notorious...

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    Posted: December 03, 2009, 1:01pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Vince Neil’s Surprisingly Amusing Take On Boobs

    Number of comments: 3
    We decline to present you with a needless rehashing of how Tiger Woods just can’t keep it in his pants. Quite simply, all of that nonstop, heavy-rotation coverage elsewhere is nauseating. So,...

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    Posted: December 02, 2009, 3:51pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • He’ll Get Back to You As Soon As He Stops Laughing

    Number of comments: 5
    Now that New Moon has become a monstrously huge blockbuster, some people are starting to take the Twilight franchise a wee bit too seriously. Reports suggest that Summit Etnertainment is planning to...

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    Posted: December 02, 2009, 2:39pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Emma Watson Strikes A (Few) Pose(s)

    Number of comments: 1
    These are such simple photos, but I just adore Emma Watson… because she’s classy, and that’s simply remarkable. A few more on the next page….

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    Posted: December 02, 2009, 12:40pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and a Go Smurf Yourself Bud

    Kristen Stewart drops Bella for Yellow Handkerchief. (UMC) John Wayne Bobbitt & his sewn-on peen to fight. (CS) Taylor Momsen is 16-years old, pantless & bratty. (CB) Rammstein vs. Cookie...

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    Posted: December 02, 2009, 2:19am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Inside Me Is a Fat Man, Singing to Get Out

    Number of comments: 4
    Let’s face it: Adam Lambert’s big breakout performance at the American Music Awards last week was oddly impressive. Sort of like watching a first-time race car driver rev the engine, go roaring off...

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    Posted: December 01, 2009, 6:08pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo(s) Of The Day: Trivia Edition

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    Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are still filming the action-romantic-comedy movie Knight and Day (formerly Wichita), which is probably one of those career moves meant to cause a paradigm shift in our...

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    Posted: December 01, 2009, 1:39pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Don’t Just Leave Us Dangling

    Ask Jeeves just released their list of the most frequent internet queries for 2009. The list is compiled from more than 20 million questions Ask Jeeves receives each month, so it’s fair to say this...

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    Posted: December 01, 2009, 1:07pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Daniel Radcliffe Will Find Any Excuse To Get Naked

    Number of comments: 2
    Click For The Uncensored Version Don’t look now, but the angry ass of Daniel Radcliffe is ready for some more action, that is, in the DVD extras of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince....

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    Posted: December 01, 2009, 10:41am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and a Double-Duty Bud

    Mystery Ass: It’s rather pale, but she’s English! (WWTDD) Mickey Rourke drops his puppy love for a new 24-year old fiancée. Very bad Mickey! (CS) Zac Efron goes all fan boy on...

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    Posted: December 01, 2009, 12:36am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • The High Price Of Fashion

    Number of comments: 4
    Sure, high heels can be sexy… in moderation. However, what is not sexy is the thought of suffering in 4- to 6-inch heels just for the sake of fashion. To some, these heels may symbolize wealth...

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    Posted: November 30, 2009, 12:33pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Pete Doherty Offends Germany For Third Time

    For a bloke that performs yearly in the Love Music Hate Racism festival–which “uses the positive energy of the music scene to fight back against the racism being pushed by Nazi...

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    Posted: November 30, 2009, 9:28am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and a Vampires Really Suck Bud

    Mystery Ass: It’s red, tiny & oh-so-shiny. (SOMG) Billy Idol for Bedhead Hall Of Fame? Affirmed. (CS) Tiger Woods argues w/wife & has car accident. She pursues w/golf clubs. WTF?!...

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    Posted: November 28, 2009, 8:15pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Twilight: The Real Menace

    Number of comments: 7
    You know, I can empathize with the teenage frenzy that would swim into shark-infested waters to bring Edward “RPattz” Cullen some supplementary hair product. After all, Edward Cullen is...

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    Posted: November 28, 2009, 1:53pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • This Year, There Will Be No Leftovers



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    Posted: November 26, 2009, 1:32pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Because It’s Not Thanksgiving Without the Turkey

    Number of comments: 3
    And here he is, ladies and gentlemen—just in time for the big day. In an online poll, Kanye West was the overwhelming pick for 2009’s Biggest Turkey of the Year. West was named by 42 percent of the...

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    Posted: November 25, 2009, 5:08pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • She’s Just Being Whatzerface

    Number of comments: 2
    Thanksgiving is almost here, and what better way to express the spirits of the holiday than by beating up on a teenage girl? Look, I rarely give Miley Cyrus a hard time. She seems like a nice...

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    Posted: November 25, 2009, 2:37pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Strangeness From Bai Ling: Prolonged Muscle Spasm Edition

    Number of comments: 2
    Hurricanes often threaten the Floridian island of Key Biscayne, but they certainly weren’t prepared for Bai Ling’s dance of death. To be perfect honest, I’ve got no earthly idea...

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    Posted: November 25, 2009, 1:39pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Zac Efron, Bond Villain? (Still Not A Bedhead)

    Number of comments: 2
    One simply must give credit to Zac Efron for keeping the so-called dream alive, for the bloke hasn’t even been deterred by the recent Me and Roy Rogers Orson Welles poster debacle. Now, Efron...

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    Posted: November 25, 2009, 1:30am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • I Pimped Out My Kids and All I Got Was This Lousy Reputation

    Number of comments: 1
    Michael Lohan could be looking at jail time for his nasty habit of taping his calls and then making them public. Nevertheless, his “leaked” phone conversations continue to dribble out, stinking up...

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    Posted: November 24, 2009, 6:39pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • I Question Your Commitment to Sparkle Vampires

    Number of comments: 5
    New Moon opened to big, big box office numbers last week, thereby guaranteeing a couple more years of sparkly-vampire infestations at your local theatre. It will not surprise you to learn that, of...

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    Posted: November 24, 2009, 2:32pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • The Twilight-Heroin Motif Gets Even Creepier

    In the original Twilight novel, author Stephanie Meyer included some (allegedly) swoonworthy dialogue, in which Edward tells Bella that, due to her blood’s intoxicating scent, “Yes, you...

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    Posted: November 24, 2009, 2:24pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Site Issues

    Apologies for the intermittent disappearance of the site. Finally fixed things around 4:30 am, so new content will come, well, when it does…

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    Posted: November 24, 2009, 9:00am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and a Pimp My Commodore Bud

    Myatery Ass: This one does better on a rear view. (HT)

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    Posted: November 24, 2009, 8:00am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • The Rock Won’t Leaving My Shit List Any Time Soon

    You know, I really thought that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and I could work through our differences and, eventually, live happily ever after with a brood of Samoan-Bedhead babies. Sadly, I...

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    Posted: November 23, 2009, 2:10pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Mon Dieu! The Squeakuel Is Upon Us

    Number of comments: 1
    Well, this is just fabulous. Not only do I feel obligated to apologize to Spain for the horrors my countrymen have inflicted, but now I must do so for France as well. It seems that Alvin and the...

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    Posted: November 23, 2009, 11:34am EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and a Planet-Murdering Buttfucks Bud

    Miranda Kerr: Look, there’s her otherworldly ass! (UMC) Levi Johnston: NSFW photos of his naked ass. (POTP) Mariah Carey’s vanity confirmed by paint job. (CS) Victoria Beckham claims...

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    Posted: November 22, 2009, 7:49pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Sparkling Vamps & Waxed Werewolves Killed The Box Office

    Number of comments: 3
    Bloody hell, mates. The newly-released The Twilight Saga: New Moon took in $26.2 at Thurs-Fri midnight shows, which led to a $72.7 million Friday. Both of these amounts shatter the previous records...

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    Posted: November 22, 2009, 4:28pm EST
    by A. Bedhead

  • Gaddafi Urges The Tall & Leggy To Convert To Islam

    Number of comments: 3
    Over time, I’ve learned not to be surprised by the antics of one Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, who is a topic of obsession for the gay boyfriend. Quite simply, nothing is beyond reproach for...

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    Posted: November 20, 2009, 9:58pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Top 50 Albums Of The Decade: Doherty Scoops 3

    Number of comments: 4
    Hey, rock stars do laundry too… occasionally. Those of you who don’t follow the Brit rock scene would never know it, but Pete Doherty really does lead a (more or less) critically...

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    Posted: November 20, 2009, 9:50am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and a Get The Hell Outta Here Bud

    Carrie Prejean: NSFW sex tape stills of ex-Ms Cali. (Yeeeah!) Kate Hudson’s nympho ass = too big for her britches. (CS) Brad Pitt would rather have family time than $5 mill. (CB) Claire...

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    Posted: November 20, 2009, 12:51am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Tonight We Bathe in the Stench of Victory!

    Number of comments: 1
    Well, dang. After all that macho sword-waving and Immortal-slaughtering, it turns out that Leonidas is some sort of closet metrosexual. Gerard Butler recently told Scott Mills of BBC’s Radio 1 that...

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    Posted: November 19, 2009, 4:42pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • The Divine Gwyneth Reinvents A Thanksgiving Staple

    Number of comments: 1
    Admittedly, I’ve been subscribing to Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP newsletter because Thursday mornings are so notoriously difficult that I could use the guaranteed laughter. This week, Goopy...

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    Posted: November 19, 2009, 3:19pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Tom & Katie’s Publicist-Directed Reaffirmation Of Their Staged Love

    Number of comments: 1
    It looks like someone has become a fan of preemptive damage control. Apparently, Tom Cruise was concerned that people would get the wrong impression when he and wifebot Katie Holmes spent their third...

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    Posted: November 19, 2009, 2:27pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Erupting Soon from a Uterus Near You

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    Don’t get me wrong: I like Taylor Swift. She’s cute as a button, she has a delightful personality, she writes her own songs, and she seems genuinely surprised by the level of success she’s...

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    Posted: November 19, 2009, 11:32am EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Tasty Waves and a The Horror, The Horror Bud

    Bar Refaeli shows off that perfect ass in lingerie. (HT) Johnny Depp: Sexiest Man Alive? Judges = stoned. (CS) Gerard Butler stinks but can still get in my pants for spoofing the MJ baby-balcony...

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    Posted: November 19, 2009, 10:05am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • You Ta-Talkin’ to Me? You Ta-Talkin’ to Me?

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    Proof, if more were needed, that actors rarely make good role models for anything except acting: Robert De Niro might record a rap duet with 50 Cent. According to Contactmusic, the screen legend...

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    Posted: November 18, 2009, 6:00pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • How Many Times Can a Man Say “Ho, Ho, Ho”

    The first video from Bob Dylan’s long-awaited Christmas album is out, and it’s… well, it’s difficult to describe. Imagine a Christmas party set in the “Mad Men” era, only somebody spiked the punch...

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    Posted: November 18, 2009, 4:21pm EST
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  • The Clear & Convincing Case Against A “Friends” Reunion

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    This image pretty much says it all, don’t you think? Source (thanx to Jenna)

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    Posted: November 18, 2009, 11:43am EST
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  • This Isn’t Necessarily Helping

    Number of comments: 2
    Ever since Zac Efron fulfilled his obligatory High School Musical tenure, the bloke has been keen to change the public’s perception of himself as a song-and-dance man, which must have been part...

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    Posted: November 18, 2009, 11:04am EST
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  • Tasty Waves and a Suck It, Edward Cullen Bud

    Salma Hayek: How low high will that leg go? (UMC) Pete Burns: Cosmetic surgery isn’t always pretty. (CS) La Lohan throws another tantrum & actually loses a potential job over it. Finally....

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    Posted: November 18, 2009, 12:56am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Undershirt Not Included

    Number of comments: 1
    This week marks the premiere of the latest installment in the Twilight saga (now with extra werewolf goodness!), which already feels twice as long as the Harry Potter series and about one-eighth as...

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    Posted: November 17, 2009, 6:52pm EST
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  • Kate Hudson Frowns on Your Shenanigans

    Number of comments: 2
    Kate Hudson hasn’t quite jumped into the goop with Gwyneth Paltrow yet, but she’s in grave danger of taking herself way too seriously. Lately she’s been dating Alex Rodriguez—no mean feat, since the...

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    Posted: November 17, 2009, 3:19pm EST
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  • She’s Clearly Worth Her Salt

    Number of comments: 2
    Click to see the full poster. The teaser poster has been revealed for the Phillip Noyce-directed Salt, which releases in July 2010 and stars Angelina Jolie. Thanks to JoBlo.com, who not only got an...

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    Posted: November 17, 2009, 11:54am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Kristen Stewart Does The RPattz Hairdo

    Number of comments: 3
    At last evening’s Los Angeles premiere of New Moon, it was fairly obvious that Kristen Stewart’s cute new hairdo was sadly missing from the festivities. The only viable explanation here...

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    Posted: November 17, 2009, 10:35am EST
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  • Tasty Waves and a Life Or Something Like It Bud

    Mystery Ass: This one definitely ebbs & flows. (CS) Gerard Butler wears kilt & brings a pretty hot mama as his premiere date. (CB) Dr. Drew saves a life on Adam Corolla’s podcast....

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    Posted: November 17, 2009, 12:39am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Ill-Advised Adverts #4: Urine For A Wild Ride

    Number of comments: 2
    I’m having a little trouble figuring out what this advert campaign is attempting to communicate about the VW GTI. Will it provide such a thrilling experience that both driver and passenger will...

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    Posted: November 16, 2009, 5:49pm EST
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  • Bai Ling Really Does Love You Long Time

    Number of comments: 3
    All of a sudden lately, I’ve become rather intrigued by the weirdness that is Bai Ling. It’s not that she’s a particularly good actress (always playing a variation of...

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    Posted: November 16, 2009, 10:40am EST
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  • La Lohan In Da Keeychen, Steelin Ur Champain

    Number of comments: 3
    Perhaps the following sentiment may seem a bit harsh, but I’ve never (not even for a moment) felt an iota of sympathy for Lindsay “It’s All Someone Else’s Fault” Lohan....

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    Posted: November 16, 2009, 2:25am EST
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  • Tasty Waves and a Bigger Ain’t Always Better Bud

    Jamie Gertz: What does she look like now? (SOMG) Katie Price gets owned by Chelsea Handler. (CS) Woody Harrelson shaves his head for the troops. (CB) The Most Terrifying Sex Tape: Cruel world!...

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    Posted: November 15, 2009, 9:22pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Your Sugar Daddy Has Arrived

    Number of comments: 4
    Nicolas Cage’s financial meltdown is a tawdry, depressing tale full of expenditures that run the gamut from foolish to brain-twistingly stupid—like an A&E bio of MC Hammer with less interesting...

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    Posted: November 13, 2009, 5:23pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Lookin’ Good, Katie Holmes

    Number of comments: 1
    Katie Holmes looks like I feel today, but at least I intend to sort of pull myself together before leaving the house. The most bizarre thing about this outfit is that it probably cost at least $1000,...

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    Posted: November 13, 2009, 2:51pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Resolving The Pesky Megan Fox Implant Issue

    Number of comments: 4
    We’ve often referred to the bizarre phenomenon that is Megan Fox’s cleavage, which seems to always be present yet, inexplicably, remain as wide as the Nine-Mile Canyon. Boobs don’t...

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    Posted: November 13, 2009, 10:15am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and a Go Bust Some Asses Bud

    Guess Who got mime-stalked (lamest stalker ever)? (CB) “The Gossip Queens”: Spicy’s Hollywood adventure. (CS) Let’s Do The Guido Fist Pump! Y’all feels me?...

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    Posted: November 13, 2009, 1:52am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • The Joke Went Right Over His Head

    Number of comments: 4
    If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that international athletics is the high road to understanding between nations—and anyone who feels different had better plan on carrying their teeth...

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    Posted: November 12, 2009, 6:34pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • We Can Build Him Better, Stronger, Faster

    Number of comments: 1
    You know, life is funny sometimes. Then again, there are times when death is even funnier. Michael Jackson might have had three posts on this blog in his last three years of life, but now that he’s...

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    Posted: November 12, 2009, 4:28pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Not Funny, Please Die

    Number of comments: 2
    In some ways, Jon Gosselin is quite an impressive fellow. He took a reasonably positive public image and drove it so far into the negative column that at this point, Jon & Kate + 8 = something...

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    Posted: November 11, 2009, 6:10pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Camille Paglia Calls Out Lady Gaga On Her Age

    Number of comments: 5
    My gay boyfriend, who is (believe it or not) none too crazy about Lady Gaga, emailed me about a “dishy comment” in Camille Paglia’s latest column: Now, come on, people, do you...

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    Posted: November 11, 2009, 3:38pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Russell Brand v. Jon Bon Jovi (Re: Pete Doherty)

    Number of comments: 1
    Bloody hell, mates. You just never know when the topic of Pete Doherty’s gonna come up. As if to prove my point, comedian (and roving hairpiece) Russell Brand has namedropped our...

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    Posted: November 11, 2009, 2:16pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and an I Spit On Your Rave Bud

    Mystery Ass: A model that actually eats food. (POTP) Pete Wentz is slowly turning into Carson Daly. (CS) Robert Downey Jr. wants you to look at his crotch. (CB) Jessica Alba’s naked ass...

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    Posted: November 11, 2009, 12:47am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • This Is Not It

    Number of comments: 1
    Today is one of those days when the usual suspects are acting like a bunch of zombies before the animating virus kicks in, so perhaps it’s time to shift the focus to someone who knows how to do the...

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    Posted: November 10, 2009, 7:39pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Thus Beginneth The 2nd RPattz “I Stink” Tour

    Number of comments: 2
    One would think that, after confessing to not washing one’s own hair for six weeks and having the resultant stench confirmed by outside sources, there wouldn’t be much left to say on the...

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    Posted: November 10, 2009, 6:03pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Sienna Miller Finally Figures It Out

    Number of comments: 2
    While looking at these photos of Sienna Miller in New York City, I cannot help but wonder if she has decided to play along with her public reputation. After all, nobody is interested in what Sienna...

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    Posted: November 10, 2009, 12:31pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Adverts That Work #107: The Fall Guys

    Number of comments: 3
    This isn’t exactly the newest idea as far as “Fall fashion” is concerned, but the execution of these Sarti Tailors adverts is rather, well, impactful. Also, the pinstripes are a...

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    Posted: November 10, 2009, 10:50am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and a Don’t Ever Do This Bud

    Marilyn Manson beats the crap out of Evan Rachel Wood lookalike in new video. (CM) Nicole Richie is looking kinda washed up lately. (CS) Tom Cruise: “Top Gun” muscle of Scientology?...

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    Posted: November 09, 2009, 9:45pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Oh Shut Up, Morrissey

    Be happy it’s not one of those notorious shirtless photos. Morrissey has been known to cop an attitude on stage, such as that recent Coachella episode wherein he complained of the stench of...

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    Posted: November 09, 2009, 5:43pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Look, A 3-D Dick(ensian Nightmare)!

    Today is my daughter’s birthday, so I’m attempting to do the doting mother thing. Also, our server keeps exploding or something. Sorry about that. For now, go read my review of A...

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    Posted: November 09, 2009, 4:52pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Of Cotton, Berries, and Basterds

    Aww, dammit. In a terribly unfortunate development, I can no longer look at a photo of Eli Roth and Christoph Waltz without thinking, “Does this go out to everyone’s blueberry?”...

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    Posted: November 09, 2009, 1:30am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Tasty Waves and an Arrivederci Bud

    Stephanie Seymour & her not-so-pretty-now life. (VF) Jon Hamm is sexy + his high school photo. (CS) La Lohan has perfected the elusive “coke bloat.” (CB) Jennifer Love...

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    Posted: November 08, 2009, 11:46am EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • I Am Jack’s Hygienic Armpits

    Number of comments: 1
    It’s been a few years since David Fincher made Fight Club and got Brad Pitt to deliver one of the best performances of his career, but everyone remembers the soap. And now, finally, you can actually...

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    Posted: November 06, 2009, 6:00pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • You Know Who Else Ruined Germany’s Reputation?

    Number of comments: 1
    Yes, last night Katy Perry emceed MTV’s Europe Music Awards, proving that Europe’s claim to some sort of cultural superiority over America is a big fat lie. However, the high point of the evening...

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    Posted: November 06, 2009, 3:35pm EST
    by Mr. Atoz

  • Katy Perry: Wake Me When She’s Over

    Number of comments: 5
    Try as I might to grow a bit of indifference towards Katy Perry, she still annoys the living hell out of me. Look, I can appreciate a fine pair of knockers, but, unfortunately, these particular...

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    Posted: November 06, 2009, 1:21pm EST
    by Agent Bedhead

  • Princess Leia & Her Gold Bikini Stunt Double

    Number of comments: 3
    Well, it ain’t a damn Princess Leia Gold Bikini Pillow Fight, but this old photo of Carrie Fisher and her stunt double sunbathing on the set of Return of the Jedi will just have to do. Once...

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    Posted: November 06, 2009, 1:24am EST
    by Agent Bedhead
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