Today’s funnies start off with these from Furry Talk:
Feline Physics LawsLaw of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force — such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
Law of Cat Motion
A cat [...]
Jessie came to work with me yesterday and we had several good discussions throughout the day on various topics. Inevitably, the topic of her mother always comes up one way or another and yesterday was no exception. Jessie shared a profound thought, likening the story of [...]
Today’s funnies start off with this one from Don:
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is [...]
Wow, tomorrow’s Halloween already. How time has flown! We’ve been uber-busy over the past few months. Jim is doing ok, still looking for work. I’m doing ok at my new job. Things are finally starting to settle down and I think I’m getting the hang of things. I’ve been there [...]
With this weekend being Halloween, I thought this might be a fitting funny to pass along to y’all. (courtesy of Cookie)
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This is a real conversation that I had with a real client earlier today:
Customer: I [...]
Napoleon Bonaparte once said, “History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.”
Apparently said version tends to change from time to time. I was talking with a friend about how I’d noticed that the school textbooks that Jessie’s had over the past few years [...]
These funnies come courtesy of Cookie:
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee..
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a [...]
The concept of MMOs is one with which I’ve been familiar for quite some time. I’ve tried a few over the years but never had one win me over like Aion has. That said, I will admit that even though I’ve learned quite a bit about the MMO culture over [...]
Today’s funny comes courtesy of my mother:
A day at the pharmacy
A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’
The pharmacist asked ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’ [...]
I awoke this morning to roses and breakfast in bed. My wonderful husband had gotten up early, and went to get groceries, stuff to make for dinner, my flowers, and breakfast for both me and Jessie — all without waking either of us (which is a real accomplishment as I’m [...]
This first funny is courtesy of my mother:
Better than a Flu Shot
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her [...]
I’ll say this: Thank God for the scheduled posts ability in WordPress and the WordPress application on my iPhone. Without those, absolutely nothing would have been posted here last week.
I had been ill off and on all last week, but it hit hardest Friday. [...]
I can remember playing Descent and Doom years ago and she would lay on top of my monitor trying to “catch” things on the screen.
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I couldn’t resist posting these football-related funnies. This first set is courtesy of ALCrimsonTide:
Q: What do you call Arkansas when they find out they can’t throw the ball on Alabama?
A: GroundHogs.
Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: Bacon would go up.
Q:What do you call a pig [...]
This morning’s first funny is courtesy of Uncle Monster:
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth [...]
I stayed home Friday. After having it out with my insurance company over the phone, I broke down and decided that I needed a day off — a “mental health day” as my mother likes to call it. I had been vaguely aware of the date, but [...]
On days where I bring my lunch to work, I usually sit at my desk and read my feeds. With all the things going on, I’ve found that most days I want stuff to keep me in good mood — or if I’m in a particularly bad one, to [...]
Today’s funnies are of the furry variety.
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Today’s funny is courtesy of Don:
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend: “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk [...]
I’m a “list person”. I like lists. Especially “To Do” lists. I like outlining my goals and enjoy the sense of accomplishment I feel when I get to cross those items off. So naturally, I’ve been looking for a “list” type app for my iPhone.
I had spent several weeks looking [...]
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It’s almost here. Are you ready Tide fans?
ROLL TIDE ROLL!
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Today we’re starting off with some funnies shared by my pal Cookie:
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: What are your green fees?
Staff: 38 dollars.
Caller: Does that include golf?
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, I need to get some information from you. First, [...]
It’s been a while since I’ve posted “personal stuff”. There are a myriad of reasons, the biggest being that I work for a company that has a huge online presence — including blogging and social networking. Being at UAB, I was always selective with what I shared, but I’ve found [...]
Sorry that this is being posted a day later than normal, a few snags prevented me from posting yesterday. However, said snags have been sacked.
Without further ado, this funny is courtesy of my Cotillion sister, Fausta:
The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever
The boss of a Madison [...]
The final Aion closed beta weekend has now come and gone. I have had a TON of fun playing the last couple of months and absolutely CANNOT wait until the headstart! (those who’ve pre-ordered get to play a few days prior to game release, isn’t that [...]
This morning’s edition starts off with a couple of funnies from my mother:
Three Women in Mexico
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them [...]
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When I pulled up to the drive-through window at Burger King this morning, the manager told me that my meal was already “taken care of”. Apparently the customer in line ahead of me had paid for my meal. The manager told me that the lady said, “This is from an [...]
This morning’s funnies are courtesy of my mother:
Out of the Mouths of Babes
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot [...]
I know I’ve been pretty quiet lately. There’s been a lot going on lately, and I’ve been unplugging more and more to deal with everything going on. There’s plenty of family drama going on with Jim’s ex … but that isn’t exactly anything new is it? Work is still going [...]
Happy Humpday everybody! Let’s get started with these from my pal Don:
Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. ‘Where’s Henry?’ the others asked. [...]
There are many days where I will spend my lunch time surfing the web … sometimes with purpose, but usually aimlessly. Facebook is pretty good at helping with the latter. I jump from a friend’s link to another, then another, and half an hour later I’m on a “wild tangent [...]
This one is courtesy of my friend Joseph:
I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what [...]
I hope everyone is having a happy and safe holiday weekend. July 4th is without a doubt one of my favorite holidays. It is the birthday of our nation — or, as I see it, the birthday of the greatest nation on earth. To quote President Ronald [...]
It looks like the upcoming tea party will be much larger and accommodating those bringing their families. Nice! So, who all is going?
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This weekend, Jess and I were out and about taking care of errands and somehow our conversation gravitated to football. In the past, I’ve always loved when she would bring this subject up because it meant she was curious about what I thought about specific players, or when football season [...]
I have quite a few funnies for this week!
This first one is from Deb:
First Degree
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde) picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, ‘How should I know, that’s [...]
Earlier this week, I ran across an interesting article by Sean Aune titled “40 Essential iPhone Applications For Web Designers.” It’s a very impressive list, but I didn’t realize until I started looking for the apps in iTunes that the majority of them were not free. Granted, I certainly [...]
Well, it’s been an interesting experience. I learned that no matter how many times you re-read the literature the doctors give you, talk to friends who’ve had a procedure done, or ask questions of anything and everything you can think of … you’ll still learn a few things. If you’ve [...]
Welp, I made it through the surgery OK. My stint in the recovery room took a little longer than expected because the anesthesia made me sick, so they wouldn’t let me leave until I felt that I could keep the coke and crackers they kept shoving under my nose down. [...]
I saw my surgeon yesterday — well, actually I saw tons of people. My surgery is scheduled for next Wednesday morning. I’ve already had my pre-admission blood-work done, talked to the anesthesiologist, spoke with several hospital staff who were going to be involved in various things. I’ve been given a [...]
This one is from my mother:
Why I was fired
For the Annual Company Picnic, management had decided that because of liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one drink per person …
… I was fired for ordering the cups.
This one is via Don:
Skinny Dipping
An elderly man [...]
I just got off the phone with my doctor’s office, they finally received my test results — I have gall stones, and will need to have them removed. They’ll be referring me to a surgeon, I requested Brookwood Hospital because they took care of Jim when he was [...]
Sorry these are so late, I have a good reason I promise! (will post more on that later today)
This funny is courtesy of my Cotillion sister, Deb:
World’s Greatest Liar
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: [...]
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I hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday weekend. May we all remember why this day is so important and never forget those who are serving and have served to protect the freedoms that we hold so dear.
Remember folks, freedom is not free.
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Today’s edition starts off with a contribution by Don:
Bill and Sam
Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a [...]
I’ve been working my way down my various “to do” lists for this site and finally finished something I had meant to do a while back: create separate feed and email subscription options for the Humpday Hilarities. Fueled by Feedburner, it took a little re-coding to get things arranged [...]
Logo by John Slater
For a while, I’ve been following the progress of Mozilla’s mobile browser project, codenamed Fennec. As the Mozilla team’s efforts push the project forward, I can’t help but hope that one day soon it will be available [...]
Last week I had discovered something: I can’t type worth a flip on a touch screen when I’m mad!
Jessie had suggested getting a stylus — well, in a round-about way, after discovering that her Nintendo DS stylus would not work with my iPhone. LOL! I thought [...]
I hope all you moms out there are having a wonderful day. I’m sitting here enjoying the quiet (and trying my best to stave off the headache that accompanies the rains like we’ve been having so much of lately!). I’ve called my mother and spoke to her [...]
I’m sure y’all don’t need me to tell you that finding a job is hard work. I know that I am extremely lucky to have found another job within a month of being laid off. Jim was laid off last week, so having me working again so soon was a [...]
I came home tonight to find a message from Father Luke bearing sad news — Fjalar Ravia, the man better known as Fravia+, has passed away. I had posted a while back with news of his illness, and he had posted a Spring Update [...]
Learning a new device always takes time. I’ve spent some of my spare time lately seeking out all the iPhone tips and tricks for various functions that I couldn’t figure out on my own. (Manual? What manual?) Apple actually has a pretty comprehensive list on their site, but [...]
Late again, my bad. So far the new job is going well. Everyone seems really nice and the facilities are a LOT nicer than those I had at UAB. I’m not crazy about the commute, but I’m hoping that maybe I’ll be able to switch to [...]
After a long round of BS with Helio Virgin Mobile, today Jim and I took the plunge and drank the Apple Kool-Aid — we dumped Helio Virgin Mobile and got iPhones.
I won’t post the details, but I will say that I am [...]
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Today’s funnies start off with these from my Cotillion sister, Janette:
The Atheist
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He [...]
Before I get started, I’d like to thank everyone for the warm birthday wishes. Y’all really make my day.
This first funny is courtesy of Don:
How did you break your arm?
Even if you aren’t a skier, you’ll be able to appreciate the humor [...]
With the job-hunting-related hurricane flurrying around me, I’ve almost forgotten about this upcoming weekend: A-Day game!!!!
Jess and I have made this a yearly tradition and plan on meeting up with some friends and loved ones this Saturday in T’town. Also, I was just reading an announcement on The [...]
I normally don’t post updates to my themes here on the blog, but I think this one warrants an update post for a variety of reasons. This update has been so extensive, I want to post a little more information on this its features as well as its development. I [...]
Happy Easter everyone! I’ve two cute things to share today:
The cutest little rapper I’ve ever seen:
And by far one of the funniest Easter Eggs I’ve seen:
(H/T: For the Lose)
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Sorry this is late again … my mind has been on another planet lately.
This week’s edition is courtesy of my pal Don:
A Senior Moment
‘WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?’ The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.
‘Ma’am,’ said [...]
Wow, it’s been a week already. I think last week was the longest week I could remember in a long time. *shrug*
I had a chance to have lunch with some of my (now former) co-workers Friday and someone remarked, “Wow, you’re handling this so WELL!”
Well, not really …
I’ve [...]
My mom just called to let me know that my nephew has finally arrived. Finn Alexander Sherer weighs in at 7lb 10oz and is 20.5″ long.
Mom and baby are doing fine. I’m hoping to swing by to see everyone after my interview tomorrow.
Congratulations, Jeremy and Christy!
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Today’s edition is courtesy of my pal Don:
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and [...]
I’ve always said that you know the situation is bad if you’re called into a meeting and both your supervisor and the head of HR are attending.
That was exactly the case today. I was just about to grab my things and head out to lunch and my boss came by [...]
This funny bit is courtesy of my mother:
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. [...]
“And my shoes began to squeak…”
5 points to whomever gets that reference!
I’ve had a lot going on lately, but honestly hadn’t had the energy or desire to sit down and write — or type, as it were. For anyone who hasn’t been reading/following me for a [...]
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This one is from one of my co-workers:
What a loving husband
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the [...]
My newest theme for WordPress 2.7. I think this one has been my biggest challenge due to all the features I had wanted to incorporate. As I had previously highlighted in my post the other day, this theme includes a detailed “read me” file covering its various features and [...]
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OK, things have been explained a little more clearly and I see now where they are coming from. I spoke with Joseph Scott, and he explained that WordPress doesn’t “include themes with links to sites that break the licensing terms of WordPress, or sites that support them.”
He also mentioned that [...]
This morning’s edition is courtesy of my mother-in-law
What is Generation Y?
Hmm, I’ve always wondered this myself. Now I know.
The Silent generation — people born before 1946. The Baby Boomers — people born between 1946 and 1959. Generation X — people born between 1960 and 1979. Generation Y — [...]I’ve been working on a new theme for the past 3 months and hope to have the kinks worked out soon so I can release it. In doing so, I’ve taken the time to assess what this new theme will have that my current releases do not.
And it’s [...]
This arrived last night:
Thank you for submitting for the 2009 Gold Award. We enjoyed reviewing your website.
We are presenting you with the Silver Award. All we ask is if you decide to accept this award please link the award back so others like yourself can submit [...]
My apologies for being a day late with these, my head is finally starting to clear and it just hit me that today’s Thursday.
These are from SmileZilla:
After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back [...]
