Thanks for your patience, guys. Due to the good auspices of my two Mystery Demotivator Judges, the Editorial Staff is pleased to announce the results of last week's contest:
EMBRACING THE SUCK CATEGORY:
First prize:
DL Sly
Second prize:
BEST APPLICATION OF INTER SERVICE SNARK:
First place goes to [...]
Handout picture from Inter Services Public Relations shows picture of Pakistani Taliban commander Hakimullah Mehsud.
Pakistan Army Captures Hometown of Country's Taliban Chief
ISLAMABAD
Pakistani soldiers captured the hometown of the country's Taliban chief Saturday, a strategic and symbolic initial prize as the army pushes deeper into [...]
