ladyvelo, high priestess of the 27-tooth cog

• when bike dorks get married

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  Posted: July 08, 2007, 11:42pm EDT
  

• monkey on the loose

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  OK, guys. I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure there was a medium-sized monkey on the loose in my neighborhood last night. Take a look:
  
  
  
  
  
  I mean, seriously, y'all.' [...]
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  Posted: January 19, 2007, 4:43pm EST
  

• Ode to my Prizm

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  Dear Car,
  
  I thought you were a good idea. My old pickup truck was always trying to kill me in the winter, which seemed like a rather unhealthy relationship, so I decided to move on. Consumer Reports said you were a good idea. That MSN car review site said [...]
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  Posted: November 09, 2006, 4:28pm EST
  

• y'all still readin'?

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  Gilby says I'm about three weeks away from getting de-linked for not posting, so in order to appease Gilby, I bring you this picture:
  
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  Posted: October 30, 2006, 2:37pm EST
  

• legs? LEGS? ........where did you go?

  Number of comments: 14
  Race Report: Gluek Road Race, August 26, 2006
  
  
  So yeah, there was a race this weekend. Personally, I pretty much checked out of training after the State Road Race—my training log for July shows that I got on my bike exactly eight times in [...]
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  Posted: August 28, 2006, 4:07pm EDT
  

• taking the "estate sale" concept just a little too far

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  Weird things happen to me sometimes. Today's weird thing: through no fault of my own, I ended up on eBay looking at human skulls. Yes, you can buy human skulls on eBay. Also entire skeletons if you want to spend a bit more. If any' [...]
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  Posted: August 24, 2006, 1:08pm EDT
  

• testing

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  here, bloggy bloggy bloggy.... where did you go? [...]
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  Posted: August 19, 2006, 5:29pm EDT
  

• it's pickle-licious!

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  So here I am, at work, and lunch break is awfully far in the distance still, but I'm hungry. And as I mentioned earlier in certain pie-related posts, I'm trying to drop those few pounds that crept up on me when I wasn't paying attention' [...]
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  Posted: August 17, 2006, 12:57pm EDT
  

• cubicle on wheels

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  Why would anyone buy this? And why would they buy it in gray? I bet the interior is upholstered in beige and comes with free thumbtacks. [...]
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  Posted: August 16, 2006, 12:48pm EDT
  

• i sure do love that novocaine

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  If you are going to eat while half your face is still numb from the dentist, I would not recommend yogurt. I am trying to eat yogurt right now, and while I am doing an admirable job of keeping the yogurt in my mouth, only half my mouth can feel [...]
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  Posted: July 31, 2006, 3:47pm EDT
  

• slow-cooked bacon

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  Yes! I am alive! I have stories, I've just been too lazy to blog them. I'll gradually reacclimatize you to my blog with a Random Anecdote. A long post might shock your system too much. Like jumping into ice water. Or something.
  
  Anyway.
  
  This morning I was driving [...]
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  Posted: July 26, 2006, 9:39am EDT
  

• this is what suck looks like

  Number of comments: 11
  Race Report: Hopkins Crit, July 9, 2006
  
  
  So this one sucked. Partly self-fulfilling prophecy, I suppose, since my teammates and I were discussing strategy on the way over and every time my name came up I was like "yeah, right, if I'm even still'" [...]
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  Posted: July 10, 2006, 4:53pm EDT
  

• it's not just for breakfast any more!

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  Guys, I really like pie. I don't know if I have talked about my deep and abiding love for pie on the blog before, but now you know. In college I used to make my roommate who had a car (I didn't) take me to [...]
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  Posted: July 07, 2006, 1:19am EDT
  

• TTFN, or whatever

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  Today's required reading.
  
  Very very early tomorrow morning, so early it will still be dark even though the summer solstice was only a week ago, I'm getting on a plane to fly out east for a friend's wedding. I think my boss has forgotten this, so won't that [...]
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  Posted: June 28, 2006, 3:04pm EDT
  

• there should be a law against races WITHOUT lemonade

  Number of comments: 5
  Race Report: State Championship Road Race, June 24, 2006
  
  Friday night Nate and I drove down to Plainview, a little middle-of-nowhere town about half an hour north of Rochester. Both of us started at 9:30 sharp, so we figured we'd get more sleep if we went down there the' [...]
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  Posted: June 26, 2006, 12:10pm EDT
  

• open wide.....

  Number of comments: 12
  
  Well, Shawn wins the prize for guessing the number of cavities I have. I don't yet know what the prize is. I was thinking he could dictate the topic of my next post, but if any of y'all out there in cyberspace have better [...]
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  Posted: June 23, 2006, 10:15am EDT
  

• help me, i'm scared

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  Folks, I am about to go to the dentist for the first time in at least five years. I've never been scared of the dentist before, but this time I am. Place your bets as to the exact number of cavities I have. First person to guess correctly gets a' [...]
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  Posted: June 22, 2006, 1:23pm EDT
  

• miscellaneous

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  Rob is now in Kansas, having ridden 1300 miles from California to get there. 1300 miles since Sunday morning. Holy saddle sores, Batman.
  
  I'm volunteering at the Birchwood booth at the race tonight. If any of you are downtown, stop by and say hi. You can' [...]
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  Posted: June 16, 2006, 2:30pm EDT
  

• eye candy

  Number of comments: 4
  Wow, you people turned out to be awfully passionate about those pink shorts. Well, I aim to please, so:
  
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  Posted: June 14, 2006, 3:25pm EDT
  

• it just ain't right

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  I hope the guy who designed these shorts never works again. Really. [...]
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  Posted: June 12, 2006, 1:19pm EDT
  

• wouldn't want you to have too much excitement on a monday

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  Yeah, I know, I promised you a race report from Hutchinson, so here it is.
  
  DNF!! [...]
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  Posted: June 12, 2006, 11:55am EDT
  

• good luck, rob!

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  While you're all waiting in anticipation for my Hutchinson Crit report, why don't y'all take a moment to send some positive thoughts in the direction of Rob Lucas, as he gets his last few hours of sleep for a very long time. You see, early tomorrow morning Rob is' [...]
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  Posted: June 10, 2006, 8:26pm EDT
  

• Hooray! I just bought my ...

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  Hooray! I just bought my tickets for BodyWorlds! I told Nate I would take him out for a steak dinner afterward, but he was not interested. [...]
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  Posted: June 08, 2006, 3:50pm EDT
  

• or i might just take up smoking

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  One of the secretaries added up all the time the receptionist spends on cigarette breaks per day, and it comes to nearly 40 minutes. Yes, there is a secretary sitting down there timing the receptionist's cigarette breaks. That's how bitter you get when you sit in a cubicle suing people [...]
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  Posted: June 05, 2006, 4:57pm EDT
  

• fat lady singin'

  Number of comments: 13
  Race Report: Opus #7, May 30, 2006
  
  Yeah, look, I'm still alive. I tried to post on Friday but it wouldn't let me (update: when I posted this post the one from Friday magically appeared. Stupid Blogger. You can't fool me), and then I went camping and there is' [...]
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  Posted: May 31, 2006, 1:55pm EDT