DUVAFILES

• THE ONLY GOOD NEWS

  A decisive majority of Transchoptankian voters rejected the instructions of the Kool Aid fringe of the blogosphere.
  
  See THIS.
  
  There is a lesson here for local pols who desire to pursue their elective careers. Although the carpetbagger overtly cavorted with the dynamic duo, I suspect [...]
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  Posted: November 05, 2008, 5:20am EST
  by duvafiles

• THATS IT

  This seems like an appropriate moment to chuck the whole blogging caper, go underground, and persue other endeavors; including, without limitation, the protection of assets from dissapation, confiscation and redistribution.
  
  My heartfelt thanks to those ( who know who they are) whose contributions of leads and links, as well [...]
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  Posted: November 05, 2008, 5:19am EST
  by duvafiles

• NO BLOGGING TODAY

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  Packing for exile. [...]
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  Posted: November 04, 2008, 5:30am EST
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• STAND UP AND FIGHT

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  I can't say it better.
  
  See THIS. [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2008, 5:30am EST
  by duvafiles

• HERR DOKTOR HARRIS UPDATE

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  THIS explains a lot. The carpetbagger is more of one than we suspected. A native of Brooklyn, N.Y. for god's sake.
  
  Meanwhile, Herr Doktor slimes his way to the finish line. He deployed his stormtroopers to Bel Air last weekend, while the cyber Gestapo remained [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2008, 5:10am EST
  by duvafiles

• THE STATE'S ATTORNEYS LETTER

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  Signed by 20 of 24 Maryland State's Attorneys, including all Transchoptankian membersof the fraternity, concerning Herr Doktor.
  
  Go HERE.
  
  Note that this is a bi-partisan effort. [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2008, 5:09am EST
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• GETTING OUT THE DEAD VOTERS

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  A primer HERE. [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2008, 5:00am EST
  by duvafiles

• PRESIDENTIAL POLITICS

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  The party line: ".If you don't want higher taxes, you are selfish." See THIS.
  
  A vacation from history. HERE.
  
  Thomas Sowell on "Ego And Mouth" HERE. [...]
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  Posted: November 02, 2008, 3:54am EST
  by duvafiles

• BRAINWASHING AT U. DELAWARE

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  SEE THIS. [...]
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  Posted: November 02, 2008, 3:45am EST
  by duvafiles

• THE NEXT FINANCIAL CRISIS

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  Public employee pension plans were notoriously underfunded before the stock market crash: See THIS and THIS.
  
  It would be instructive to see an independent acturarial analysis of the funds upon which the local worker bees are counting on. I sure would not want [...]
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  Posted: November 02, 2008, 3:00am EST
  by duvafiles

• DR. DECEIT UPDATE

  Number of comments: 7
  He broke the Slimeometer with THIS ONE.
  
  UPDATE: See Comment # 1; a letter signed by 20 of the 24 elected States Attorneys in the PRM.
  
  UPDATE # 2. See THIS.
  
  UPDATE # 3. Facts are troublesome things. For the benefit of [...]
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  Posted: October 31, 2008, 5:45am EDT
  by duvafiles

• MOE DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT

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  The triple dipper Moe Conway wants to be Delegate For Life.
  
  See THIS. [...]
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  Posted: October 31, 2008, 5:30am EDT
  by duvafiles

• A LITTLE HISTORY

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  Of slots in the Peoples Republic of Maryland HERE. [...]
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  Posted: October 31, 2008, 5:03am EDT
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• ON GROUND INTELLIGENCE

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  From the tiny hamlet of Allen, reports that for several days the front yard of Maximum Leader Ricky O'Pollitt has been graced with a McCain-Pallin yard sign, which now is at least, if not more so, prominently displayed as signs advocating the election of their opponents and Mr. Kratovil.
  
  [...]
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  Posted: October 30, 2008, 5:20am EDT
  by duvafiles

• A SLOW JOE ASSESSMENT

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  GO HERE. [...]
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  Posted: October 30, 2008, 5:18am EDT
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• POLLS TIGHTENING

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  SEE THIS. [...]
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  Posted: October 30, 2008, 5:15am EDT
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• WICOMICO TEST SCORES

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  The Maryland High School Assessment Test Scores are out.
  
  For comparative purposes, only two jurisdictions ( Prince Georges County and Baltimore City) did worse than Wicomico County in terms of the percentage of students who passed.
  
  Stated otherwise, 212 of the senior inmates of Wicomico County Kiddie [...]
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  Posted: October 29, 2008, 5:45am EDT
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• OBAMA, ORWELL & THE CONSTITUTION

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  Go HERE.
  
  And HERE.
  
  Thomas Sowell's take HERE. [...]
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  Posted: October 29, 2008, 5:30am EDT
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• REDISTRIBUTING WEALTH

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  If the Messiah wins next week, you will have about three months to move your assets off-shore.
  
  Listen to THIS.
  
  Commentary HERE.
  
  More tapes HERE.
  
  AUX BARRICADES !!! [...]
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  Posted: October 28, 2008, 5:39am EDT
  by duvafiles

• BALLOT QUESTIONS

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  Wicomico County voters will be asked to approve two Charter Amendments at next week's election.
  
  Question "A" is a proposal to permit refunding ( refinancing) of outstanding bonds, and is a prudent measure, designed to permit the county to take advantage of lower market interest rates in some cases.
  [...]
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  Posted: October 28, 2008, 5:22am EDT
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• AN INFALLIBLE MARKET INDICATOR

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  We have hit a market bottom!!!
  
  You can take it to the bank!!
  
  It can't get any worse than This.
  
  Crab prices hit a ten year low in Shsnghai !!! See THIS. [...]
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  Posted: October 28, 2008, 5:16am EDT
  by duvafiles

• ANOTHER REASON TO VOTE "NO" TO SLOTS

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  The Patapsco Pravda has done a 180 on the issue, and now supports the absurd constitutional amendment to allow slots, but only within 5 miles of the intersection of Rts. 50 and 589, plus 4 other locations.
  
  Go HERE. [...]
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  Posted: October 27, 2008, 5:30am EDT
  by duvafiles

• CONGRESSIONAL RACE

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  The Easton Star Democrat endorsaed Kratovil yesterday. See Comments 3 and 4 to yesterday's post [...]
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  Posted: October 27, 2008, 5:28am EDT
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• SHUT UP

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  Slow Joe and his maximum leader have their knickers in a twist because a Fllorida TV news anchor asked His Slowness whether The Messiah is a Marxist. See the interview HERE.
  
  Actually, I agree with His Slowness that the question was inappropriate, but for a different reason. [...]
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  Posted: October 27, 2008, 5:25am EDT
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• PRESEDENTIAL POLITICS

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  Six Alabama counties have more registered voters than residents 18 years old or older. Go HERE.
  
  The Rashid Khalidi connection HERE. [...]
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  Posted: October 27, 2008, 5:13am EDT
  by duvafiles

• AROUND THE TRANSCHOPTANKIAN BLOGOSPHERE

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  Dr. Deceit's Transchoptankian cyber hit man and apologist GA Harrison has issued a fatwa against former Maryland Lt. Governor Michael Steele.
  
  Known to get his jollies by posting colorful pictures of Ku Klux Klan rallies coupled with sophomoric innuendo that somehow it is persons other than himself who get [...]
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  Posted: October 27, 2008, 5:00am EDT
  by duvafiles

• GOT A 401K PLAN?

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  "YES", you say, and "I've been contributing to it for 25 years and built up a nice little nest egg for my retirement."
  
  Watch out. The Dems are considering confiscating your assets, substituting junk bonds that pay 3% a year, and then confiscating 50% of whatever is left over [...]
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  Posted: October 26, 2008, 5:45am EDT
  by duvafiles

• ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SLOTS

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  The largest contributor to the pro slots campaign in the latest reporting period by far is a union of government worker bees. See THIS. [...]
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  Posted: October 26, 2008, 5:43am EDT
  by duvafiles

• HERE WE GO AGAIN

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  Want to make a buck?
  
  Short the U.S. economy. See THIS. [...]
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  Posted: October 26, 2008, 5:40am EDT
  by duvafiles

• KRATOVIL: HARRIS IS SLEAZY

  Number of comments: 5
  Who would have thought?
  
  See THIS. [...]
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  Posted: October 26, 2008, 5:30am EDT
  by duvafiles

• CONGRESSIONAL RACE UPDATE

  Number of comments: 5
  The Annapolis Capital, one of only 2 repectable daily newspapers of general circulation in the 1st congressional district ( the Easton Star Democrat is the other), has endorsed the crime fighting States Attorney for election.
  
  Its editorial, which is worth reading, can be found HERE.
  
  Two [...]
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  Posted: October 24, 2008, 5:59am EDT
  by duvafiles

• PRESIDENTIAL POLITICS

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  The Manifesto of the O Man's friend, collaborator and probable ghost writer, the domestic terrorist Ayers, HERE.
  
  Iran endorses Obama HERE.
  
  Keep hope alive. See THIS. [...]
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  Posted: October 24, 2008, 5:53am EDT
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• AMERICA'S MOST OVERRATED PRODUCT

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  Sad, but more than a kernel of truth HERE.. [...]
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  Posted: October 24, 2008, 5:00am EDT
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• SITUATION NORMAL

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  George Chevallier calls our attention this morning, via a letter to the editor of the Slime/Disgrace, to the absurd self defeating priorities of the government of America's 10th most dangerous city.
  
  In substance, it is simultaneously: a. shelling out $1,800,000 for 8 low income apartments; and b. trying to [...]
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  Posted: October 23, 2008, 6:54am EDT
  by duvafiles

• THE WORST GOVERNOR IN AMERICA

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  The Cato Institute, a respected libertarian think tank, has ranked all 50 of them
  
  Who is at the bottom of the list? Three guesses and the first two don't count.
  
  This story got by the editors of the Patapsco Pravda, and can be seen HERE , [...]
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  Posted: October 23, 2008, 6:48am EDT
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• BERG v.OBAMA

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  Phillip Berg is a former Deputy Attorney General of Pennsylvania, who has filed suit in the U.S. District Court of Pennsylvaia against the Chosen One, et.al, alleging, in substance, that the Messiah is not constitutionally eligible to hold the office of President of the United States by virtue of foreign [...]
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  Posted: October 23, 2008, 6:32am EDT
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• CONNECTING THE DOTS

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  The Messiah's connection with terrorists is not limited to the domestic crowd that tried to blow up the Pentagon.
  
  Try the Palestinian version. See THIS. [...]
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  Posted: October 23, 2008, 6:17am EDT
  by duvafiles

• DANDY ANDY THE DEADBEAT

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  Another "You can't make this stuff up" tale for a morning guffah.
  
  It turns out that a pro gun organization which at the time supported Dr. Deceit alleges that it shelled out $2900 for his 2006 Maryland senatorial reelection campaign, relying upon Dr. D's representation that he would see [...]
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  Posted: October 22, 2008, 6:04am EDT
  by duvafiles

• ARE THE POLLS STRUCTURALLY FLAWED ?

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  An interesting thesis HERE.
  
  More HERE, which might explain why McCain is spending big bucks in Pennsylvania.
  
  If this proposition turns out to be correct, it will provide a reasonable response to the inevitable pavlovian charges of racism. [...]
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  Posted: October 22, 2008, 5:58am EDT
  by duvafiles

• ACORN, OBAMA & RICO

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  Is ACORN, the linchpin of the pro Obama election fraud campaign, subject to federal prosecution as a racketeering organization?
  
  An interesting question, explored HERE. [...]
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  Posted: October 22, 2008, 5:56am EDT
  by duvafiles

• HOW THE GAME IS PLAYED

  Number of comments: 2
  Another Dr. Sowell lecture you can take to the bank HERE. [...]
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  Posted: October 22, 2008, 5:00am EDT
  by duvafiles

• STEALING THE PRESIDENCY

  Number of comments: 5
  SEE THIS to learn all you need to know about how it is being done [...]
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  Posted: October 21, 2008, 6:07am EDT
  by duvafiles

• DANDY ANDY UPDATE

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  The Patapsco Pravda weighs in on the carpetbagger's congressional race this morning with THIS.
  
  UPDATE: BUD is on a roll today. Go HERE. [...]
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  Posted: October 21, 2008, 5:50am EDT
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• THE PRESS & THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE

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  The Potomac Pravda is getting nervous, always a good sign. See THIS.
  
  And the McCain crowd in northern Virginia a few days ago let them have it. Go HERE. [...]
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  Posted: October 21, 2008, 5:49am EDT
  by duvafiles

• THE LAWLESS P & Z COMMISSION

  Number of comments: 3
  The Salisbury-Wicomico County Planning & Zoning Commission is giving us a preview of what life will be like when the Messiah's wealth redistribution plans are implemented.
  
  Current County law explicitly permits land owners to obtain zoning permission for more building lots than the lefties want. The P&Z Commission has [...]
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  Posted: October 20, 2008, 5:50am EDT
  by duvafiles

• SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP

  Number of comments: 7
  The editors of the Slime/Disgrace instructed the peasants yesterday that the proposed $13000/acre purchase price for a westside outdoor drug market is "more than reasonable".
  
  It is not clear whether the Slime is relying on a Bill McCain appraisal or has developed a hitherto undetected internal expertise in the [...]
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  Posted: October 20, 2008, 5:45am EDT
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• DANDY ANDY UPDATE

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  The Kratoites have their knickers in a twist because they have discovered that Dr. Deceit has recycled old film footage depicting folks in the street denouncing the Quisling Gilchrest as "too liberal" to make it appear as though they were talking about the K man.
  
  Given the near metaphysical [...]
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  Posted: October 20, 2008, 5:40am EDT
  by duvafiles

• MY SENTIMENTS PRECISELY

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  Go HERE. [...]
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  Posted: October 20, 2008, 5:30am EDT
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• TAXES IN THE PRM

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  The Peoples Republic of Maryland imposes the highest personal income tax rates in the USA ( after adding the piggyback tax to the state rate ), according to an analysis of an independent body styled the " Tax Foundation".
  
  On top of that, its business tax rates put the [...]
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  Posted: October 19, 2008, 5:59am EDT
  by duvafiles

• O'GOVERNOR, SLOTS & NOBAMA

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  O'Governor and the lawless state teachers association disturbed the domstic tranquility of Transchoptankia this weekend with their annual fall invasion of Ocean City.
  
  O'G's message was that he favors Nobama and slots; conclusive, irrebutable evidence that discerning folks of sound judgment should say "NO" to both.
  
  Barry Rascover, [...]
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  Posted: October 19, 2008, 5:42am EDT
  by duvafiles