Items by Andisheh Nouraee

• Don’t Panic: Can Tiger Woods’ penis solve the Iraqi refugee crisis?

  —Fresh Loaf

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  Woods simply needs to hop on one of his Gulfstream private jets, fly to Damascus, Syria, or Amman, Jordan, and have sex with the first willing Iraqi refugee he can find [...]
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  Posted: December 14, 2009, 2:26pm EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Don’t Panic: Is Obama’s escalation of the Afghanistan war going to succeed?

  —Fresh Loaf

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  Number of comments: 2
  Did the surge, the tactic now being applied to Afghanistan, "win" the Iraq war? Hardly [...]
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  Posted: December 07, 2009, 11:16am EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• SHOCK: Foreigners behave similarly to humans

  —Fresh Loaf

  AJC says foreigners who have less money spend less money on their weird foreign stuff. [...]
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  Posted: November 30, 2009, 12:21pm EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• What happened to the U.S.-brokered political deal in Honduras?

  —Fresh Loaf

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  Number of comments: 4
  Cringe-inducing displays of weakness, ineptitude and cynicism [...]
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  Posted: November 30, 2009, 11:00am EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Atlanta Police Chief Pennington Resigns

  —Fresh Loaf

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  Number of comments: 7
  Chief quits six weeks before he was to be replaced by new mayor. [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 5:48pm EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Pennington takes ‘full responsibility’ for Kathryn Johnston killing

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 1
  No one is more hurt than APD chief, not even the innocent woman his officers killed. [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 11:17am EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Paula Deen takes a ham to the face

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 1
  Safety Tip: Throw mayonnaise or butter first to cushion the blow. [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 2:42pm EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Don’t Panic: Tell me more about corruption, please.

  —Fresh Loaf

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  The overwhelming majority of Americans don’t experience corruption the way people in poorer countries do [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 8:00am EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Georgia’s least diabetic county?

  —Fresh Loaf

  A functioning pancreas is Cherokee county's must-have accessory!' [...]
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 4:20pm EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Don’t Panic: Is Nigeria finally cleaning up its crooked ways?

  —Fresh Loaf

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  The African country is cracking down on those annoying SPAM proposal emails, and maybe nationwide corruption offline too. [...]
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 11:30am EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Poll: Mayor’s race a dead-heat

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 1
  Reed make huge gain after second-place finish on November 3. [...]
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  Posted: November 16, 2009, 1:53pm EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Atlanta woman too hot, worries husband

  —Fresh Loaf

  Chris Altman's wife's beauty creates ethical dilemma. [...]
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  Posted: November 16, 2009, 11:35am EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Chomp, stomp and embezzle?

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 1
  Cabbagetown neighborhood treasurer accused of stealing $78,000. [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 10:45am EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Mystery sky heat disc?

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 1
  Me look sky see fire. Me scared. [...]
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  Posted: November 12, 2009, 1:15pm EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Etymology of ‘Murder Kroger’

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 10
  Why, specifically, is it called that? [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 2:27pm EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• WSB: Borders to endorse Reed

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 9
  Press conference schedule for today. [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 8:18am EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Georgia creates new black market for cigarettes

  —Fresh Loaf

  State prisons to ban cigarettes. [...]
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  Posted: November 10, 2009, 11:39am EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Socialism prepares to ’steam roll’ Georgia Congressman

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 6
  Ga. Republican Paul Broun ready to be crushed by Nancy Pelosi [...]
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  Posted: November 06, 2009, 4:39pm EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• AJC: Norwood did well in predominantly black neighborhoods

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 10
  Buckhead resident averaged 21 percent of vote in top five mostly black precincts. [...]
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  Posted: November 04, 2009, 12:43pm EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Forbes: Atlanta most toxic city in U.S.

  —Fresh Loaf

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  We put the "city" in toxicity. [...]
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  Posted: November 04, 2009, 8:55am EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• SHOCK: Borders, Keyser to Atlanta mayoral run-off!!!

  —Fresh Loaf

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  Number of comments: 7
  Fox 5 prematurely (and inaccurately) announces #atlmayor results. [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2009, 2:32pm EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Westen: Obama failing to lead

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 2
  'Political Brain' author slams Obama for needless political compromises [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2009, 11:51am EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• CNN: Franklin endorses Kasim Reed

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 1
  Shirley praises Kasim, and trashes Mary. [...]
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  Posted: November 02, 2009, 6:19pm EST
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• BrownState

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 2
  The road to Republican glory is paved with fake poo. [...]
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  Posted: October 30, 2009, 3:04pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• ‘Hail mighty teabaggers!’ proclaimeth Rep. Tom Price

  —Fresh Loaf

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  North Atlanta Congressman wants nation to honor tea partiers. [...]
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  Posted: October 27, 2009, 2:28pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• RIM jobs coming to Atlanta!

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 2
  Atlanta Business Chronicle says Research in Motion to invest $300 million in Atlanta. [...]
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  Posted: October 23, 2009, 10:32am EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Leading GOP mag parties like it’s 1899!

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 7
  Women's suffrage has ruined America, says GOP press mouthpiece.' [...]
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  Posted: October 22, 2009, 4:46pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Decatur Metro online City Commission debate

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 4
  Did the candidates debate wearing only socks and underpants? We may never know. [...]
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  Posted: October 22, 2009, 9:45am EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Borders eminent domain pledge makes some Internetz angry

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 10
  But how's it gonna play with actual Atlanta residents? [...]
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  Posted: October 21, 2009, 4:33pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Larry King approves of Cavalia

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 2
  He also says "Whatever Works" is Woody Allen's best film.' [...]
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  Posted: October 21, 2009, 1:28pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Reminder: 2,000 police officers by end of the year?

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 10
  City to add 50 new police officers, far short of 367 Mayor proposed in January. [...]
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  Posted: October 20, 2009, 10:24am EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Strip club bust follows long, long undercover investigation

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 2
  Nice work if you can get it. [...]
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  Posted: October 19, 2009, 10:06am EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Disappointing mayoral debate at Emory

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 3
  Debate format brought out worst in Atlanta mayoral candidates [...]
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  Posted: October 15, 2009, 3:38pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Birther lady calls judge ‘delusional and corrupt’

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 10
  Crazy person punished for her craziness responds by acting crazier. [...]
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  Posted: October 14, 2009, 3:27pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Clayton kills county bus service

  —Fresh Loaf

  Tomorrow's Transportation Yesterday' [...]
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  Posted: October 14, 2009, 12:20pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Lawrenceville Highway’s tranquility threatened by loud praying

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 10
  Residents worried sound of praying Muslims will drown out traffic noise. [...]
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  Posted: October 13, 2009, 1:39pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Birther queen fined $20K by federal judge in Columbus

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 4
  Federal judge in Columbus slams Orly Taitz for misconduct. [...]
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  Posted: October 13, 2009, 12:05pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Daily Show dissects CNN

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 4
  Jon Stewart and Co. lay into Atlanta-based news network for "fact-checking" Saturday Night Live, while letting its own guests spew nonsense. [...]
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  Posted: October 13, 2009, 10:18am EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Atlanta’s new slogan

  —Fresh Loaf

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  Number of comments: 2
  Heavy rains suggest replacement for "City lights, Southern Nights." [...]
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  Posted: October 12, 2009, 10:13am EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Will birthers with flooded basements accept Obama’s legitimacy now?

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 5
  FEMA? Isn't that Kenyan for socialism?' [...]
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  Posted: September 22, 2009, 11:39am EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Shocking GDOT traffic camera footage of this afternoon’s rush hour

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 1
  Traffic cameras reveal treacherous conditions for commute home. [...]
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  Posted: September 21, 2009, 4:27pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• You win, Sonny

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 1
  Now please let's put an end to this.' [...]
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  Posted: September 21, 2009, 10:04am EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Rep. Joe Wilson and CNN: putting the ‘me’ in meme

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 10
  CNN quotes my Twitter snark about Rep. Joe Wilson's "You liar!" outburst' [...]
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  Posted: September 10, 2009, 1:17pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Bob Barr accidentally touts single-payer health insurance

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 5
  
  Libertarian seems to advocate Canadian-style, single-payer, socialized medicine. [...]
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  Posted: August 30, 2009, 9:09pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Clayton County transit and truth in advertising

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 5
  
  What is this 'bus machine' you speak of? [...]
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  Posted: August 19, 2009, 2:17pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Don’t Panic! two-fer: Afghanistan election

  —Fresh Loaf

  
  Get to know your Afghanidates. [...]
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  Posted: August 18, 2009, 11:35am EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• AJC moving to Metro Atlanta’s real downtown

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 10
  
  Perimeter Mall area is closer to Atlanta's geographic center than Downtown. [...]
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  Posted: August 17, 2009, 4:20pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Jimmy Carter still equals excitement

  —Fresh Loaf

  
  Who needs malaise when you've got this?' [...]
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  Posted: August 17, 2009, 11:27am EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Squirrels keep taunting, I keep hating

  —Fresh Loaf

  Number of comments: 6
  
  Just when I thought I got out, they keep pulling me back in. [...]
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  Posted: August 14, 2009, 3:43pm EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee

• Why I want a public option

  —Fresh Loaf

  Enclosure: [download]

  Number of comments: 10
  
  Because private insurance failed me. [...]
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  Posted: August 14, 2009, 11:25am EDT
  by Andisheh Nouraee