#34:Hacking into another person's e-mail, business records, or personal information is only acceptable if the person in question is a Republican candidate for office.
Or a plumber. [...]
#34:
I'm the last person who would advocate for governmental restrictions on an individual's right to free speech, but would it be too much to ask for a ban on all future use of the suffixes "-gate" and "-palooza"?' [...] 
I'm officially signing off for the long holiday weekend.
I see white people.
Hopenchange-style.
...bitter much?
...while I go look for my shocked face.
Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue - An American Life" hits store shelves today.
From the Concord Monitor:
...for creators and perpetrators of spyware.
...but I've been suffering a pretty nasty bout of B.O.S.* as of late.
If a new barrel for my Remington 870 (for bird hunting) costs as much as a second-hand barrel (with the rest of the shotgun attached to it), why wouldn't I choose "get another gun"?' [...] 
It's imply shocking that someone with Mitt Romney's rock-solid convictions and non-wavering spinal fortitude would pass on taking a stand one way or the other on the NY-23 race. [...] 
Yankees suck. [...] 
I'm working on my daughter's unicorn costume tonight.
It was right here a minute ago.
A good pump-action shotgun is mightier than the pen. [...] 
House Panel Paves Way for 'Nuclear Option' in Health Care Reform Bill
The surname “Blitzer” is actually derived from an ancient Germanic phrase meaning “sticky beard”. [...] 
Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase "working on Letterman's staff". [...] 
The Detroit Lions actually won a football game today. [...] 
I'm beginning to think that our federal government isn't broken, after all.
And, I quote paraphrase...
Stuff to do...blah blah blah...the usual. [...] 
Walking past the glass display case in the Wal-Mart sporting goods section, one of my girls pointed at the group of rifle scopes inside and said, "Oh cool! Double-sided flashlights!".
The Democrats in Congress "have concerns" about some of the inflammatory language that us violent, hate-filled, racist, scrotum-sucking Nazis are using.
Al Gore?
Satan's living room, snowballs...
...it's a 
...and 
My completed "Republican Party Census Document":
For some reasson, after reading 
...some assembly required.
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I haven't seen boob support 
Think again. They're learning 
But 
Just finished making this one. Pass it along.
Now, that is one fired up crowd.
I don't care who you are. That's funny, right there.
...to do 
What a 
It's not like there's any room left for 
