In other alleged news, Dan Quayle offered to troubleshoot Tiger Woods's sex life in exchange for a round of golf.
Borowitz Report: Mistresses of Tiger Woods March on Washington, Crowd Estimated at Over One Million:
In one of the largest mass demonstrations in recent history, over one million women claiming to have had sexual liaisons with Tiger Woods marched on Washington today. Determined to show that they are a [...]
Photo of one of Tiger's hos friends. We generally avoid tabloid stuff, but we had to make a little room room for the great Tiger. Via Am Thinker:
... The Tiger Woods that was constructed for corporate consumption was spotless and smooth, an edgeless' [...]
While the MSM is preoccupied with Tiger Woods and wackos sneaking into White House parties, government health care is proceeding apace behind the scenes. Nat Hentoff on The Cold Heart of Obamacare. Jay Cost on Why Does the Public Oppose ObamaCare?
Christmas trees axed from Copenhagen [...]
Tiger Woods drives sales of physics book sky high
Hungarian cave-dwellers could split grandmother's $6.6 billion fortune
Gore's mountain of misinformation. Related: Global warming may require higher dams, stilts. Good grief.
From Legal Insurrection, via Tiger: 100% Plus Taxation Key To Permanent Dem Majority.
One quote:
To say that antipoverty programs in the United States are perverted may
be an understatement. When you take into account the loss of
means-tested benefits (e.g., cash assistance, food [...]
