Well, it is official, the Lexington Herald Leader is not an objective newspaper. Seriously, when I woke up from my drunken stupor this morning, I purchased a paper while injecting massive amounts of caffeine from Dunkin' Donuts. This article was on the front page of the "Local"' [...] 
On FAILbook the other day I made the comment that I owned a tee-shirt that read "Mustache Rides $250.00" I looked for it, but I cannot find it OR my tee-shirt that reads "Trolling for Skank," but I do own this.
No lie, idiots make me laugh like a ten year old looking at nekkid boobies. This is from a FAILbook group that one of my friends has joined.
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The video speaks for itself. 
Since I suck at timely posts, here are the rankings for this week's BCS along with the USELESS APee poll. And since y'all are all wondering just WTF these morons are thinking, you need to turn your own personal computer into a BCS computer.
Two hundred thirty-four years, today.
(I stole this image from EDSBS.)
Still drunk posting. Holy FUCK! Woody Paige is fucking retarded! ESPN, you suck MSNBC style. Shit.
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Today is the final day for this fund drive. If you have not given all of your cash already, pony up, RIGHT NOW.
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Because we are STILL your number one source for all that is COLLEGE GAMEDAY, we simply must, must, must let y'all know where you can find the dumbest humans that are NOT working in the Barry White House.
While waiting on the Harris Interactive poll yesterday, which is always the last one to be finished, I went back and scoured the numbers from Week Uno. There is absolutely no explanation for the APee rankings from Week Uno or Week Dos. Last week, the APee had [...] 
We all know that all of our collard-green-eating brethren love to kill stuff and they have to be able to get to the killing fields. Dang, I wish I had some better photos of this thang sent in by one of my Swampbilly friends deep in the [...] 
In these perilous times when we are governed by the anti-intellectual left, we must always keep in mind how much respect and bi-partisanship they exhibit toward our ideology.
One of the regulars here has spawned her second. AND BLOGGED IT.
So the craziness begins with Week UNO of the BCS Poll. AND!!! As always, uSCCC is the highest ranked BEATEN team. Ignore the fact that uSCCC has not played anyone worth a crap, unless you are a tOSU homer, and has no team worth a crap [...] 
On Wednesday morning, I began a job that required me to crawl beneath a huge building and map the entire mechanical service throughout the whole building. It was literally a nightmare.
Scoreboard moved to October 17, 2009.
I am getting up-out of town this weekend so I have no clue how much I'll post. Of course I shall put up the scoreboard and keep up with the games, but I have no clue if I shall even give one flying shit about my blog' [...] 
HOLY SHIT!!!! Jim Rome IS a midget!!!
I drank one DAMN beer and I am hammered! I love this shit!
Cracker Barrel is the NEW Wal Mart.
