Well, it is official, the Lexington Herald Leader is not an objective newspaper. Seriously, when I woke up from my drunken stupor this morning, I purchased a paper while injecting massive amounts of caffeine from Dunkin' Donuts. This article was on the front page of the "Local"' [...] 
On FAILbook the other day I made the comment that I owned a tee-shirt that read "Mustache Rides $250.00" I looked for it, but I cannot find it OR my tee-shirt that reads "Trolling for Skank," but I do own this.
No lie, idiots make me laugh like a ten year old looking at nekkid boobies. This is from a FAILbook group that one of my friends has joined.
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The video speaks for itself. 
Since I suck at timely posts, here are the rankings for this week's BCS along with the USELESS APee poll. And since y'all are all wondering just WTF these morons are thinking, you need to turn your own personal computer into a BCS computer.
Two hundred thirty-four years, today.
(I stole this image from EDSBS.)
