A most excellent day yesterday. Former Cokato boy and currently The Outpost's Arizona correspondent, Chris H., arrived in town with his drinking buddy and all-around trouble instigator, Jim B. We met up at the local coffee shop and spent a... [...]
From Margaret:The teacher gave her fifth grade class this assignment: "Get your parents to tell you a story with a moral." The next day the kids came back and one by one they told their stories. There were all the... [...]
My dear sister-in-law took the time to send me a photo for the blog. You know, it touches me deeply when I realize just how much people will go out of their way to please me. Charlotte writes:We had a... [...]
My dear sister-in-law took the time to send me a photo for the blog. You know, it touches me deeply when I realize just how much people will go out of their way to please me. Charlotte writes:We had a... [...]
I hate to not keep a promise. Aelfheld, if you're still reading...this one is for you: He was one of eight. The operative word here being "was." As of last Thursday, he and his companions were shot, beheaded, disemboweled, and... [...]
I hate to not keep a promise. Aelfheld, if you're still reading...this one is for you: He was one of eight. The operative word here being "was." As of last Thursday, he and his companions were shot, beheaded, disemboweled, and... [...]
This is a shot of our neighbor's bean field. There are supposed to be leaves on those green shoots. The Outpost weathered a bad storm tonight. Fortunately, no broken windows. Most of the neighborhood wasn't so lucky however. This... [...]
This is a shot of our neighbor's bean field. There are supposed to be leaves on those green shoots. The Outpost weathered a bad storm tonight. Fortunately, no broken windows. Most of the neighborhood wasn't so lucky however. This... [...]
Yesterday was the last day of class for The Senator. His teacher informed her students on Wednesday that they could bring pop and candy for the last couple of hours of school when they would finish watching a movie. I... [...]
Yesterday was the last day of class for The Senator. His teacher informed her students on Wednesday that they could bring pop and candy for the last couple of hours of school when they would finish watching a movie. I... [...]
I can't stop laughing about this:Man eats corgi to protest fox killing LONDON - A British performance artist ate part of a corgi -- the breed of Queen Elizabeth's favorite pet -- to protest the alleged mistreatment of animals by... [...]
I can't stop laughing about this:Man eats corgi to protest fox killing LONDON - A British performance artist ate part of a corgi -- the breed of Queen Elizabeth's favorite pet -- to protest the alleged mistreatment of animals by... [...]
While I pity the British for even having to read a headline like this in their morning paper, I know the U.S. isn't far behind on the nonsense trail. We here at The Outpost are doing our part to stand... [...]
While I pity the British for even having to read a headline like this in their morning paper, I know the U.S. isn't far behind on the nonsense trail. We here at The Outpost are doing our part to stand... [...]
Laziness! Those of you who guessed correctly will be receiving your $1000 cash prize via express mail. If I ever get around to it. And it's not as though I haven't been thinking of you all. When I woke up... [...]
Laziness! Those of you who guessed correctly will be receiving your $1000 cash prize via express mail. If I ever get around to it. And it's not as though I haven't been thinking of you all. When I woke up... [...]
Oh yeah, baby.E.coli outbreak tied to local grocery stores' ground beef supply Guess what I fed my family last night? It was the salmon mousse spaghetti sauce.... [...]
Oh yeah, baby.E.coli outbreak tied to local grocery stores' ground beef supply Guess what I fed my family last night? It was the salmon mousse spaghetti sauce.... [...]
Brought to you compliments of The Governor:"You can never trust a termite."He tossed that out over cereal this morning. Apparently he picked up this bit of common sense from a Three Stooges video he watched with his brother the other... [...]
Brought to you compliments of The Governor:"You can never trust a termite."He tossed that out over cereal this morning. Apparently he picked up this bit of common sense from a Three Stooges video he watched with his brother the other... [...]
According to a Drudge Report headline, Time magazine issued a "Most Influential" people list and omitted President Bush but included Justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlake. . . . In other news, a recently released poll indicates that National Enquirer has surpassed... [...]
According to a Drudge Report headline, Time magazine issued a "Most Influential" people list and omitted President Bush but included Justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlake. . . . In other news, a recently released poll indicates that National Enquirer has surpassed... [...]
Since I know Gary has been silently suffering from my long, soccer-blogging hiatus...I have a post to hold him over for another few months. Last night before my game, I was chatting with my teammate, Dave. Dave had been listening... [...]
Since I know Gary has been silently suffering from my long, soccer-blogging hiatus...I have a post to hold him over for another few months. Last night before my game, I was chatting with my teammate, Dave. Dave had been listening... [...]
It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you are leaving on vacation, you can guarantee that either one of two events will occur withing hours of your departure:A child will get sick. The dog will run away only to... [...]
It snowed here today. I went outside and made myself a snowman. I called him Chris. Mr. H, for short. After I made Mr. H., he started mouthing off about how it sucks to live in Minnesota. Be quiet, I... [...]