Nihilist In Golf Pants

• Top 11 Candidates for Notre Dame Head Football Coach

  11. Lou Holtz10. Tim Brewster9. Jerry Faust8. Kate Moss (to get someone as dissimilar to Charlie Weis as possible)7. Tom Cruise6. The guy who played the coach in "Rudy"5. Kate Michelman4. The dude who snuck his wife into the state dinner3. Khalid Sheik Mohamed2. The Nihilist in Golf Pants1. Barrack [...]
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  Posted: November 30, 2009, 3:31pm EST
  

• There's A Rumor Going 'Round; Someone's Underground

  Nihilist In Golf Pants editors are investigating reports that Attorney General Eric Holder replaced the documentation for the presidential pardon of Courage, the Thanksgiving Day turkey with paperwork pardoning 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Muhammad.At this point, we just don't know whether or not the pardon switch happened or whether it' [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 8:21pm EST
  

• Top 11 Reasons Iron World Is Closing

  Sad news out of Chisholm, MN. The theme park formerly known as Iron World is shutting its doors.I guess I can tear up that lifetime pass the Nihilist bought me for my birthday last year. Ah well, here are the top 11 reaons why we suspect it's closing.11) Kids aren't' [...]
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 9:00pm EST
  

• Top 11 Suggested Titles for Levi Johnston's Upcoming Autobiography

  11) Going Commando: An American Life Without Underwear10) Going Condomless9) The Audacity of Knocking Up Sarah Palin’s Daughter8) Yes I Can Reproduce!7) 100 Girls I'd Like to Pork6) Son in Law (with foreword by Paulie Shore)5) Mommie-in-Law Dearest4) She Burned the Turkey Tetrazzini and Other True Stories of Sarah Palin3)' [...]
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  Posted: November 18, 2009, 12:54pm EST
  

• Top 11 Alternate Titles Suggested by Marketing for Sarah Palin's new book, "Going Rogue: An American Life"

  11) Going Rouge: Hot Make Up Tips to Look Like Me10) Going Toga: Tales From My Sorority Days9) The Life and Times of Levi Johnston's Mother-in-Law8) Joe Biden is a Big Bald Idiot7) Katie Couric Can Kiss My Ass!6) The Big Book of Alaskan Humor5) A MILF in the White [...]
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 8:39pm EST
  

• Damn Liberal Yankees

  If you need another reason to hate the Democrats, here it is. Union workers, welfare queens and and illegal aliens thrive under Democratic administrations, but not as much as the New York Yankees.In this, the first year of the Obama Administration, the Yankees won their first World Series since . [...]
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  Posted: November 06, 2009, 9:26pm EST
  

• You Go Girl

  There's been a lot of talk about the importance of positive body images for women. US Magazine recently ran a positive story about normal, everyday women who love their bodies. Or do they? Here are the top 11 body image quotes from the article, from the woman who said it:11. [...]
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  Posted: November 04, 2009, 7:06pm EST
  

• Foot And Mouth Disease

  Our good friend LearnedFoot is officially a missing person. His whereabouts have been unknown since 3 pm last Sunday. While no one seems to know where he is, we have a top 11 list of likely speculations regarding his whereabouts:11. Naked in the fetal position in his basement muttering, "how" [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2009, 8:48pm EST
  

• Packer Fans' Status Alert Update: on to Bargaining

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  Posted: November 01, 2009, 7:29pm EST