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Items by Lemur King

  • To Digital Crap or Not Digital Crap – That is the Question

    —Lemur King's Folly

    I think you can crap ASCII or Octal or Hex but Binary… the toilet paper must be like using a handful of sewing needles. So, for LC Aggie Sith, here is the start, the first crack. Yes, it is quite dark still.  Click it and it will get bigger and easier [...]
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    Posted: December 11, 2009, 1:49am EST
    by Lemur King

  • Most Worthless Information Ever.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 7
    Update 2:  I. Am. In. Awe.  Over at Moonbattery is an awesome kickbutt satire magazine cover graphic.  Oh golly, is it good. **** Update:  NOT WORTHLESS.  You know how Obama keeps placing the blame for everything at Bush’s feet?  He ought to clam up – a lot of people are pining for [...]
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    Posted: December 09, 2009, 8:18pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • Thin-Skinned Democrats

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 3
    **** Geez, this out of a friggin’ mafia movie…  it’s like: “You know, without me to protect you, who knows what kind of unfortunate thing might happen?  Then I’d feel bad that I wasn’t able to help you.”  Or, “You should think about what you want to do because I can’t guarantee [...]
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    Posted: December 08, 2009, 8:55pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • Sticking in My Mind

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 7
    Everyone’s favorite mustelid (Weasel from sweasel.com) said she was so going to steal a quote and by golly I liked it.  The image wouldn’t leave my mind. This is nowhere near what I had in mind but I had to work tonight, so this is ten minute’s worth of “I care, [...]
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    Posted: December 08, 2009, 12:44am EST
    by Lemur King

  • A Work in Progress…

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 7
    You, Constant Reader, will help decide what goes in the middle of this front page article…  I am currently taking suggestions.  Anything that mocks AGW and the BedWetters. Later… And a happy nod to cbullitt for his contribution (read the “New Study” article). Also, the “Nostradamus” quote is something I read in [...]
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    Posted: December 06, 2009, 6:03pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • One Inconvenient Proof.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 7
    Ok, so let’s say for the sake of argument – if the hacker that exposed ClimateGate did indeed find incontrovertible proof that this AGW stuff is all a terrible lie, does Gore have to give back his Oscar? For fun, this was a real block of ice in a real pottery [...]
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    Posted: December 05, 2009, 6:09pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • Whatever Happened to being Thankful?

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 1
    So the mother got mail that was sent to her son in the military returned and stamped “Deceased”. She finds out that he’s actually alive. What does she do?  Is she just happy and thankful that her son is alive and well? No, she’s taking it as a personal affront, acting like a [...]
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    Posted: December 03, 2009, 12:40pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • Boxer Comes Up Short.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 1
    Sorry but Babs Boxer takes a backseat to this particular entry.  Look below for discussion on her particular psychological dysfunction. This mini-post is about my current intellectual erection.  This is so cool I’m going to run out and buy cigarettes just for that “after sex” feeling. Shapeways 3D Printing I do solid modeling [...]
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    Posted: December 02, 2009, 10:13pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • AGW is Under Some Strain.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 5
    For the reader’s convenience, here is a link to a summary of the ClimateGate revelations. http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/12/01/lord-moncktons-summary-of-climategate-and-its-issues/ PDF document in great detail:  http://scienceandpublicpolicy.org/images/stories/papers/originals/Monckton-Caught%20Green-Handed%20Climategate%20Scandal.pdf Not so fast.  It snowed in Texas this morning.  AGW is saved!  Because as Ex-Pres Clinton said:  Warming Causes Cooling. As it begins to melt, if it melts faster, it could change [...]
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    Posted: December 02, 2009, 1:39am EST
    by Lemur King

  • How the Grinch Stole Charlie Brown’s Christmas

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 3
    Obama felt the need, and had ABC’s complete agreement, to knock out a time-honored Christmas tradition “A Charlie Brown Christmas”.  This gives rise to a NEW special.  Man, was this ever a fun graphic.  Thoroughly delightful. His ego was… three… sizes.. too large. (Update:  It has been rescheduled for next week.) (Update 2:  [...]
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    Posted: December 01, 2009, 12:36pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • Cadillacs and Health

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 1
    Emergency Update: Obama is going to pre-empt A Charlie Brown Christmas for his speech.  Is there no end to this guy’s narcissism? **** Sent out in the PatriotPost – this picture is so… poignant that it hurts.  I love it.  Whoever you are who put words to this… you get a free dinner [...]
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    Posted: November 30, 2009, 9:58pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • A Public Safety Announcement.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 6
    Public Safety Announcment follows this new material… SCIENTISTS at the University of East Anglia (UEA) have admitted throwing away much of the raw temperature data on which their predictions of global warming are based. It means that other academics are not able to check basic calculations said to show a long-term rise [...]
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    Posted: November 29, 2009, 4:26pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • THAT is dedication.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 3
    Wanna see a real hero?  How about one that will do the crazy to save a little girl?  I don’t know many people that will make a dialysis machine on the spot like that.  Or can.  (many thanks to SlashDot – cool article – the original is here.) SlashDot ended with: You [...]
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    Posted: November 28, 2009, 4:44pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • Thanks?

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 3
    Thought for the day: Just think… if Benjamin Franklin had had his way and the Turkey was our national bird, we’d be stuffing and eating Bald Eagles right now. – Lemur King Andy by the way, fellow Moron Bloggers and others – eat, drink, and be merry for you know you have [...]
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    Posted: November 26, 2009, 11:18am EST
    by Lemur King

  • China… What the Hell is Wrong with You?

    —Lemur King's Folly

    For the life of me, I cannot figure China out.  Baby formula, dog food, lead toys, building lead ore smelting plants next to towns, and poor blood practices giving an entire town HIV. What do they all have in common?  The same thing that the bird flu situation in China stems [...]
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    Posted: November 25, 2009, 12:13pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • Cold Humor.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 5
    I’m probably evil right down to my coal-black heart, but I laughed my ass off at this movie.  Eco-nuts are trying to shock me into emotionalism so I won’t say “Uh, what is the connection between 400Kg of CO2 from jet aircraft and polar bears falling out of the sky?” But [...]
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    Posted: November 23, 2009, 4:15pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • Fright Club

    —Lemur King's Folly

    I rather enjoyed Fight Club where Tyler Durden suggests that raiding liposuction clinics for fat to later be rendered to make soap to sell back to the now-thin rich once-obese affluent clientele. How beautiful is that, huh? It seems that art imitates life.  I certainly hope life didn’t imitate art in this [...]
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    Posted: November 20, 2009, 7:18pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • Holy **** on a pogo stick!

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 10
    cbullitt has an interesting load of information for you over at Soylent Green.   Keep in mind I only read his stuff for the articles.  It seems to have a lot to do with this whole Global Warming disaster and how some guys who “discovered it” are now maybe going to [...]
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    Posted: November 20, 2009, 12:52am EST
    by Lemur King

  • Important Safety Tip for Today.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 4
    Do it for the Squirrels…! Tequila Squirrel returns in another installment. **** Once the brain goes into “art mode” it doesn’t turn off easily.  It actually won’t, barring death, dismemberment, fire,  job loss, or doing Google searches using the wrong words (see below). **** US AG Holder defends choice to try terrorists in US Courts [...]
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    Posted: November 17, 2009, 9:26pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • This and That.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 10
    I saw a FreakingNews.com contest yesterday.  It mentioned how it is the 60th birthday of the AK-47.  The contest was to take an AK-47 and do whatever your heart desired. So I did. And over at Moonbattery, Van Helsing posted something a while back that I just love.  My God, why didn’t [...]
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    Posted: November 15, 2009, 5:06pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • Bowing Out

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Update: Quest for tobacco… If you remember Tequila Squirrel: I’m searching for a proper cigarette stock image that can be used to provide Tequila Squirrel with a cigarette. I’m not a smoker and it is surprisingly difficult to find a good pic of a cigarette where the lit end is pointing toward the [...]
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    Posted: November 14, 2009, 11:46am EST
    by Lemur King

  • Burn Baby Burn.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 5
    I’d buy this guy’s wife a beer. Him, I say we find some pliers and a blowtorch.  He’s earned it. Cheryl Roberts, 61, suspected her husband David was accessing chatrooms to lure girls into sex so she set up a different computer in their home to pretend she was a 14-year-old [...][...]
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    Posted: November 13, 2009, 4:42pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • How to be a Stellar Spammer

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 1
    Note:  The topic of the post is the second item below this amazingly weird snippet… For a certain segment of the population, they don’t need to take the MMPI (personality test).  Everything you need to know about them – and the answer to “should they be locked up?” (yes, without hesitation). Making [...]
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    Posted: November 12, 2009, 12:29am EST
    by Lemur King

  • Another Au Moment.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 1
    Speaking of golden moment… you haven’t lived unless you can die eating this. Turbacoducken.  Oh.  My.  GOD. Thank you, Corey James of BaconToday! Seems like oyster stuffing is needed to bring it all together. **** Who knew that gold does indeed tarnish, and indeed corrode away? Obama polls.  I have no idea where that picture came [...]
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    Posted: November 11, 2009, 10:32am EST
    by Lemur King

  • Repent, for the End is Nigh.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Update: The alternate title on Drudge was “Who is to blame?“   The link takes you to NPR’s article titled “Answers Sought On Fort Hood Suspect’s Link To Imam”. At what point in our nation’s history did we start asking stupid questions like this?  Who is to blame???  The ass who pulled the [...]
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    Posted: November 10, 2009, 9:57am EST
    by Lemur King

  • It’s official. We’re a nation of wusses.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    A deer somehow jumps into a lion’s cage at the zoo. Observant co-worker Laconic Pup noticed this about the article: “Everyone was cheering, ‘Go, go, go’ ” to encourage the deer to reach safety, witness Josh Shpayher said. “Everyone was rooting for the deer.” Everyone?  Really?  Not one guy cheering on the lions?  [...]
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    Posted: November 09, 2009, 10:41am EST
    by Lemur King

  • Too Poor to Buy Health Care? Buy it or Pay $15,000.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 1
    So, the House passed a health care bill. A senior republican predicts they’ll pay a high price and the dems disagree with that notion. But the Democrat in charge of defending his party’s majority in the House next year said Democrats took their cue Saturday from voters’ “message” in the 2008 [...]
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    Posted: November 07, 2009, 1:32am EST
    by Lemur King

  • The Politics of Pissiness for the Sake of Spite.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 1
    So, liberal leaders are now leaning on the moderates in their party. “Criticism from liberals is almost a political endorsement here,” said Loree Bykerk, a political science professor at the University of Nebraska at Omaha. Moderate Sen. Ben Nelson, D-Neb., is among those targeted. Even so, the liberal MoveOn.org said that in [...]
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    Posted: November 04, 2009, 3:40am EST
    by Lemur King

  • When is Art No Longer?

    —Lemur King's Folly

    As I said, I’ve been feeling artsy again.  A friend of mine who goes by the name Fossilips is a pretty good photographer – really good.  She manages to catch images of this squirrel outside of her place that she suspects drinks tequila and smokes cigarettes.  So I took one [...]
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    Posted: October 31, 2009, 5:39pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • NBWB: Nose Broken While Brown-nosing.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 1
    If this NEA suck-up tries any harder to get his nose up Obama’s ass he’s going to snap it off and require a nasal transplant. Most powerful writer since Julius Caesar? Damn, man… I mean… DAMN.  Have some self respect, m’kay? **** If this guy sinks any lower, in terms of what he’s willing [...]
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    Posted: October 29, 2009, 1:24am EDT
    by Lemur King

  • The Holy Grail.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 2
    Update: The Dude sent me a link to this.  You see he and I love Pulp Fiction.  It’s pathetic really, but there it is.  Cruel Wife isn’t so hot on Pulp Fiction but she says she can appreciate parts of it – can’t wait to see what she thinks of the [...]
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    Posted: October 26, 2009, 4:59pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Yeah, But Again… Is It Art?

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 6
    Ok, here is Another Rant About Our Taxes. In the art world, money flows freely from public funds without your knowledge.  Picture states A-E.  Each state has a varying number of people that pay taxes.  Of those taxes, they go to a person or multiple people who are artists or very [...]
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    Posted: October 24, 2009, 1:05pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Things I Must Have.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 6
    For those who don’t know me… that was sarcasm. On the Life website… Oh yeah… tires that light up.  From the inside.  (ok, this would be kind of cool at first) Venetian sunglasses, for when your eyes want a little privacy. When you’re willing to risk death for your invention, that is dedication.  When [...]
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    Posted: October 21, 2009, 9:42am EDT
    by Lemur King

  • And a Woman Shall Lead before Him.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 3
    Update: I expect this from a little kid who doesn’t know better or just a jerk that goes over his boss’ head to get what he wants, but you don’t expect it from your president. If he doesn’t get what he wants he marginalizes you and moves on until he gets the [...]
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    Posted: October 20, 2009, 3:26pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Justice – Blind Maybe – Vindictive Yes.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 3
    I have felt arty-tistic again, no idea why. A certain Cruel Wife (aka “Frog”) got her own logo.  Spent some time on it, I did. Saying that she likes chocolate is like saying that Detroit is a bit of an armpit of a place to be in.  It’s understated.  Anyway, that’s a [...]
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    Posted: October 18, 2009, 12:22pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Ok, Jiggle Them Again for Amahd.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 1
    This is a culture that used to be one of the most sophisticated in the world? Islamic Militants in Somalia Crack Down on Deceptive Bras Saturday, October 17, 2009 A Somalian Islamic group reportedly has started whipping women in public for wearing bras that violate Islam, the Daily Mail reports. Residents claim insurgent [...]
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    Posted: October 17, 2009, 2:03pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Heartwarming.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 2
    Heartwarming?  Not in the least. A justice of the peace refuses to marry an interracial couple out of concern for their kids, who won’t be accepted by either “society”. I don’t doubt that there are some asses out there that couldn’t handle it but this is one lame-ass excuse to not marry [...]
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    Posted: October 15, 2009, 4:20pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • I Bow at His Feet.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 1
    Ok, Dyson, you know… the guy with the vacuum cleaners? In a gorgeous exploit of the Bernoulli principle, has come up with a bladeless fan. (another link here – the full article) Geez, I’m going to need a cigarette and a shower soon.  My inner engineer is geeked out. [...]
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    Posted: October 14, 2009, 7:42pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Atlas Shrugged and a Lemur Barfed.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 6
    I’m surprised that they didn’t just give this kid little animal the electric chair.  Zero tolerance works, people! I did an artist’s rendition of what I thought his malicious attack would have resulted in, had they not caught him before he struck. I hear he was a member of the Tuffskins [...]
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    Posted: October 13, 2009, 2:05pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • reality is up for grabs

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 1
    Been working hard on another graphic.  Hope you enjoy it.  It is my commentary on the sad state of the Nobel Peace Prize.  It died. More discussion about this damnfool award below… **** Start with the more serious stuff and then we’ll get weirder from there, ok? I began to picture how ridiculous all [...]
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    Posted: October 10, 2009, 2:47am EDT
    by Lemur King

  • It’s Not Me.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 3
    Update: If you’re like me, the idea of sustainable caviar sounds terrific. I wonder if they can do it for the Masago? (Capelin) Why do I care?  Because I’m going to be making uramaki tonight.  Alas, I wish it were truly sushi/sashimi, but the cost of getting sashimi-grade fish to the midwest… not [...]
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    Posted: October 08, 2009, 12:16pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Sweet and Savory.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 2
    Yeah, maybe but I think I’d barf before I could eat it. A bacon cheeseburger with a bun made out of a glazed Krispy Kreme donut. **** Reminds me of the joke – what is the last thing to go through a mosquito’s mind when he hits a car windshield?  His ass. This guy [...]
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    Posted: October 07, 2009, 4:14pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • A Little Bit of Hypocrisy Goes a Long Way.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Regarding CNN’s premature reportation… “BREAKING NEWS: Suspicious boat in river near Obama in DC. Police scanner reports of shots fired. Circumstances unclear.” Ok, so it was a coast guard training exercise. But then at the White House, where they feel compelled to give classroom lectures – to everyone: “My only caution would be that [...]
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    Posted: September 11, 2009, 1:38pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • A Funny Thing Happened on the Way Here Tonight.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    No, not much funny happened. What did happen was that there was shock, SHOCK I tell you, that another person actually dared to disagree with the Obamessaiah (”You lie!”). The news isn’t special enough to even bring up except for one thing… even after all this last summer, somehow the media is [...]
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    Posted: September 10, 2009, 7:30pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Mr. Tough Guy

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 5
    Neckdate: Uh… oh damn this hurts today.  Both sides are playing together to make me damned miserable.  Somebody stuck a prybar in the side of my neck and has me pinned to the wall (figuratively).  I am SO glad I asked for increased pain meds this time. Nominally, two more weeks.  Nominally, [...]
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    Posted: September 09, 2009, 7:25pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Proof: You CAN fool most of the people all the time.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 2
    This speaks volumes all by itself.  You want proof that the media is in Obama’s pocket?  How about the fact that not one critical issue was brought up in the news article…? Obama to seal US-UN relationship By Harvey Morris at the United Nations Published: September 8 2009 19:59 | Last updated: September [...]
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    Posted: September 08, 2009, 10:38pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Nowhere near comfortably numb.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 1
    The entry titled “Indoctrination Nation, What’s Your Station” will be below this latest Neck-date. Strangely the entire left side of my neck is as numb as if I just iced it yet I’m experiencing a truly exquisite amount of pain. The doctor’s office didn’t forward instructions for pain meds for my family [...]
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    Posted: September 03, 2009, 10:46pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Friends, Romans, Countrymen… Lend Me Your Arms.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 3
    Had Thai food today.  Me and my co-worker The Dude went to our favorite place.  We ordered a heat level of 13 stars out of 4.  They let you go higher if you ask for it. There’s only 1 guy that eats it hotter, and he’s at a 15.  So next [...]
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    Posted: September 02, 2009, 10:22am EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Harry Reid Must Go.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 2
    Update: No, scratch what I said directly below… Reid should go before Obama after all. Kennedy’s death will help us, he says… Q: How will U.S. Sen. (Edward) Kennedy’s death affect things? A: I think it’s going to help us. <snip> I think he (Kennedy) will be a help. He’s an inspiration for [...]
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    Posted: September 01, 2009, 12:28pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Honoring the Fallen.

    —Lemur King's Folly

    Number of comments: 1
    I’d like to think my hero, Richard Feynman, would have found this funny. **** The Station Fire in LA claimed two firefighters.  It was a vehicle accident.  There’s no good way to die but I think most would agree that this way beats being burned. Condolences to their families and fellow firefighters. Sadly, these [...]
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    Posted: August 31, 2009, 1:02pm EDT
    by Lemur King

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