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  • The Littlest Health Guru

    As most of you know, my family has ALWAYS been fascinated with alternative medicine and holistic health.We were quite poor and in the hopes of avoiding a costly doctor’s appt, my mom got the book, “back to eden”. This book is stuffed full of herbal medicinal recipes. While I was choking [...]
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    Posted: June 29, 2009, 2:03pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Christmas Snow In San Diego

    Number of comments: 10
    What happens when you sneak off to the snow after Mass? You freeze your tushie off because you’re inappropriately dressed. Little kids don’t care about cold and these guys don’t care about the cold. This is what snow looks like from Shelter Island in Point Loma. However, these are the Cuyamaca [...]
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    Posted: December 24, 2008, 3:50pm EST
    by pajama momma

  • Christmas Cheer

    Number of comments: 10
    Come on guys, we’re gonna go Christmas caroling. Won’t that be fun? Do we get paid for it? Um, yeah, that’s the Christmas spirit. We do? NO!!! How is that spreading holiday cheer if we get paid? We sing outside people’s homes to bring joy to them. We do get cookies and hot chocolate afterwards, however. pjdaddy [...]
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    Posted: December 21, 2008, 8:06pm EST
    by pajama momma

  • Kare-Kare’s Graduation Pics

    Number of comments: 10
    I’m very proud of my sister. Yesterday was her graduation from the San Diego Sheriff’s academy. I used to think I wanted to follow in her and my dad’s footsteps, but after seeing all that she went through, I’ll pass.  I guess I’m a big wimp after all. Well that [...]
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    Posted: December 18, 2008, 1:10pm EST
    by pajama momma

  • oH yEaH bAbY! i GoT tHe StAr! (badge, that is.)

    Number of comments: 10
    This is PJ’s sis, kare-kare….. it’s been awhile, I know. Not to toot my own horn again, but……HOOT HOOT!!! I am graduating from the Sheriff’s academy. This was quite a trip. Where do I begin? I have learned so much. I love shooting a firearm  -even the bruises from the shot [...]
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    Posted: December 14, 2008, 11:05pm EST
    by karekare

  • December Nights at Balboa Park

    Number of comments: 8
    I’ve always loved Balboa Park, noooo, not the part where the men hook up for sex in the public restrooms, the part with the museums. Back in my early 20’s they had one museum a month free. Aside from the beach, this was a fun activity for a starving college student. Another thing that’s [...]
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    Posted: December 08, 2008, 2:44pm EST
    by pajama momma

  • Home, Sweet, Home

    Number of comments: 10
    Now that I have my foot in the door at my parental’s home, it’s time to take over make myself a little more comfortable. Our new home is my parent’s garage till we get settled and till pjdaddy starts working and then we can see where we go from there. There’s a [...]
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    Posted: December 03, 2008, 3:43pm EST
    by pajama momma

  • Dere’s Uh Alligator In Dere

    Number of comments: 10
    We finally made it home to good ole Lakeside, Ca. I drove in with the 4 kids about 2 hours after Thanksgiving had begun. I was really freaking happy to get to see all my family in one spot on return from my sojourn. It’s funny the things one takes for [...]
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    Posted: November 30, 2008, 12:55am EST
    by pajama momma

  • The Pajama Momma Family Is Going Home

    Number of comments: 10
    We’re going back to San Diego. We’ve had a good run in Florida, but the pool market has run it’s course and we really, really, really miss SoCal. Pjdaddy had an awesome job here in Jacksonville and we’d like to thank the pool company for hiring him and “hellfire” and her [...]
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    Posted: November 18, 2008, 12:40pm EST
    by pajama momma

  • Seriously, I Have The Coolest Neighborhood In The Whole Wide World

    Number of comments: 10
    It was a gorgeous afternoon yesterday and pjdaddy asked me to sit outside and visit with him while he bundled up some wood in the front yard. I took my yarn and crochet needle and planted myself in my neighbor’s driveway so I could watch our kids ride bikes with the neighborhood kids. Garren [...]
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    Posted: October 08, 2008, 3:52pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • The Turtles Hatched! The Turtles Hatched!

    Number of comments: 10
    On Sunday Pjdaddy and I were talking about the turtle eggs in our backyard. We figured they must have been a bad batch because it was taking forever. We didn’t know if turtle eggs could “drown” because they’d been submerged underwater for 3 days during Tropical Storm Fay. We’d been checking [...]
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    Posted: October 01, 2008, 11:00am EDT
    by pajama momma

  • I Get To Do A Room Make-Over! Woot! Woot!

    Number of comments: 10
    My 6 year old daughter Madeleine decided she wanted to get rid of all her toys and only have art type stuff in her room. She really wants to be a clothes designer when she grows up. Now I have a clean slate for Madeleine’s room. She absolutely wants NOTHING princess. [...]
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    Posted: September 25, 2008, 2:20pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Monster Quest

    Number of comments: 10
    My oldest son Graham and I love to watch, Monster Quest, it’s a show on The History Channel and this is how their website describes their show.  From Bigfoot to Swamp Beast, Monster Quest reveals the truth of legendary monster sightings around the world. Deploying the latest in hi-tech equipment, each [...]
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    Posted: September 19, 2008, 5:19pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Puppies, Maggots and Snakes Oh My!

    Number of comments: 10
    I work one day a week at my local gym. It’s good for me because it saves me the cost of my membership every month and I get a couple extra bucks spending cash. I was hired to torture kids in the gym’s Kid’s Club. Garren, my four year old has found himself a [...]
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    Posted: September 15, 2008, 2:11pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Ah, The Relaxation Of A Hobby

    Number of comments: 10
    I figured with all the crazy going on in my life lately, I needed to do something just for me.  I wanted to take a class. A class that didn’t require studying, or tests or term papers. Something that was relaxing. Something stress free. I got myself the “adult learning” flier from [...]
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    Posted: September 11, 2008, 11:49pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Okay, I should so NOT be here

    Number of comments: 10

    I. Hurt. Everywhere.The Academy is working me hard mentally and physically. Tomorrow we have another run day, it’s supposed to be 100 degrees. Pray for me.

    I should be shining my shoes, studying, or icing my stomach but I thought I would share this….I find myself laughing and drooling [...]

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    Posted: September 04, 2008, 9:22pm EDT
    by karekare

  • 2 girls 1 blog (we’re sisters silly, what were you thinking?)

    Number of comments: 10

    I’ve never properly introduced myself, I am karekare, PJM’s lil’ sister. On occasion I will be posting here…like this, or this this, and..oh yeah that one, but not this one (that was PJM’s). I hope this clears any confusion.

    It’s kind of her to give me [...]

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    Posted: August 28, 2008, 2:51pm EDT
    by karekare

  • gift giving is an art form

    Number of comments: 10

    When my sis (PJM) gives a gift, a laugh is usually followed. Over the years I’ve acquired, His and Hers pillow cases courtesy of Ebay (she was outbid on the Clay Aiken pillow case - I’m not kidding), and a box of crap found around her house [...]

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    Posted: August 26, 2008, 12:35pm EDT
    by karekare

  • Hurry up and get cold

    Number of comments: 10

    Now that the kids are back in school, to me summer is over…even though it stays flippin hot through October in San Diego. I love buying jackets, too bad I only get to wear them about three times a year. I have been eyeing this one…The etsy shop [...]

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    Posted: August 25, 2008, 6:07pm EDT
    by karekare

  • Her pain..I feel

    Number of comments: 10

    Call me crazy, I don’t care! I once read in TimeLife books, a woman burned her arm and her sister, 30 miles away, felt a similar pain. Well, there was a strong breeze in San Diego and I think it was a hint of Fay. I grabbed [...]

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    Posted: August 23, 2008, 7:44pm EDT
    by karekare

  • Tropical Storm Fay Is Saving Me Money *cough*

    Number of comments: 10
    [UPDATE] Hi, karekare here (PJM’s lil sis)…I was just informed via cell phone that power is out. The sky is not falling yet…but not sure when she’ll be back. PJdaddy and I are looking to get a pool this winter. We’ve got a boatload of trees that need to be removed [...]
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    Posted: August 22, 2008, 11:21am EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Summer’s Finally Over, My Kids Went Back To School And Tropical Storm Fay Decides To Show Her Bad Self

    Number of comments: 10
    Monday the clouds open up and sunshine from heaven rained down on me, my kids were going back to school. Tuesday evening we load up in the car to get our school supplies, turn on the radio and hear school’s gonna be closed on Wednesday and Thursday because of a [...]
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    Posted: August 21, 2008, 5:21pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Why Don’t My Kids Go Down This Easy?

    Number of comments: 10
    Is my voice that bad? h/t courtesy of pjdaddy clarification: the dude in the video is not pjdaddy. this is just a random youtube video making the rounds [...]
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    Posted: August 19, 2008, 1:46pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • YAY! My Kids Went Back To School! This Was The Best Day Ever!

    Number of comments: 10
    Notice how far apart they stand from each other? They’re like magnet ends repelling each other. Yes my muther effing house is blue! This is not my fault. These same people also chose blue formica countertops in the kitchen. WTF?!?!?! 7:30 am *thinks about threatening graham with death if he doesn’t smile for photograph, [...]
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    Posted: August 18, 2008, 10:48pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • I’m Your Huckleberry

    Number of comments: 10
    KD @ A Bit Squirrely tagged me for this meme and because I’m a worse procrastinator than the, “Vacuum Queen” (if you click on the vacuum link you’ll see how cute she is, HATE.HER) I’ve finally gotten around to doing it. What is your favorite quotable line from a movie? I had/have no idea what [...]
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    Posted: August 16, 2008, 3:21pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Michael Phelps is 6′4″ What If His Mother Had Chosen Gymnastics For Him Instead?

    Number of comments: 10
    Well it’s a darn good thing she didn’t because he won his 6th gold medal tonight. 11 total. All I can say is the guy’s insane. He’s got one sweet body, but the dude suffers from no assitol. [...]
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    Posted: August 14, 2008, 11:46pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Pajama Momma- Doing Lame, Tedious Stuff So You Don’t Have To.

    Number of comments: 10
    I’ve been trying to figure out ways to cut costs in my household budget. Not just because of the way the gas and food prices have gone up, but because as my household manager it’s the responsible thing to do. I’m trying to play catch up now from some of the more [...]
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    Posted: August 13, 2008, 10:27am EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Because I’m a Slacker, Blogging This Week Will Suck Hard

    Number of comments: 10
    No one procrastinates better than me. School starts next week and my time will be filled with: haircuts (4 kids) new school shoes (3 kids) dr.’s appts. shots, physicals, clothes shopping (3 kids, gavin can just stay naked) backpacks, school supplies, patrol (crossing guard) meetings and preschool orientation. I start school the [...]
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    Posted: August 11, 2008, 2:35pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Fishing without a license

    Number of comments: 10

    Went to the beach to swim (about 5:30p) tonight. It’s nice because we are two miles away, so to jump in before dinner is not a big deal. The waves were a bit choppy but we managed, one wave got me though….I was getting pummeled. I recovered, but once [...]

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    Posted: August 08, 2008, 12:50am EDT
    by karekare

  • Don’t You Kiss That Baby On The Mouth!

    Number of comments: 10
    I have a confession to make. I am a potty mouth. Yep, yes I am. I rotted Garren’s teeth out when he was a baby. At 16 months old he had to be put under general anesthesia and have fillings put in his four top teeth. Why?  Because I got the brilliant [...]
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    Posted: August 07, 2008, 2:50pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • PWND By Madeleine

    Number of comments: 10
    Madeleine is the boss of her younger brothers. Madeleine’s younger brothers obey Madeleine. She uses Jedi mind tricks. She.Has.The.Force. If you don’t have a baby sister, or any sister at all for that matter, you make one.  Gavin’s new name is Lisa. I will have no problem using these photos against Gavin when [...]
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    Posted: August 05, 2008, 12:10pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Oh Crap! I Killed The Tooth Fairy! It Was An Accident I Swear!

    Number of comments: 10
    Madeleine lost her two front teeth this week. I’m so glad, because a couple months ago her knee went into her teeth when she jumped off my bed and they turned pretty black. There were looking fairly PWT (poor white trash). She was very excited when she lost her first one because she knew she’d have a [...]
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    Posted: August 02, 2008, 2:56pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • My House Is Too Small

    Number of comments: 10
    We get all the kids in bed and pjdaddy and I are in the living room and he says to me, “Did you hear about that sea monster that washed up to shore?” Yeah, I saw that. I think it’s a bunch of crap. Graham calls out from his room, “What? A monster?” *pjdaddy [...]
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    Posted: July 31, 2008, 11:32pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • You Know You’re A Bad Mom When…………

    Number of comments: 10
    Your kids desperately want a babysitter, so they can get a break from you. Last night my 4 year old Garren asked if we could have a babysitter. My standard response no matter what the question or statement, is, “we don’t have any money.” It’s just easier that way. Mom can I have a McDonald’s [...]
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    Posted: July 31, 2008, 1:01pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Mars And Venus In The Kitchen

    Number of comments: 10
    No one can screw up an entire day of cooking better than me. Seriously, no one. I should have my own Food Network Show. “What NOT To Do In The Kitchen, With PJMomma”. First I ruined my pumpkin cake, then I went on to ruin everything else. See this chili? Doesn’t [...]
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    Posted: July 30, 2008, 3:14pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Warning:Do NOT Listen to Reverand Horton Heat While Baking!

    Number of comments: 10
    You will be in the kitchen gettin all rockabilly with your bad self and you will not pay attention to what you’re doing and you will put 3 tablespoons of baking soda in your pumpkin cake instead of 3 teaspoons. Your children will run from the table screaming and the dog will not even [...]
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    Posted: July 29, 2008, 2:56pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Found Item

    Number of comments: 10
    So this past weekend Pjdaddy and I were doing some spring cleaning. Yes, I’m fully aware it’s the middle of summer, your point is? Actually pjdaddy started the cleaning and out of guilt figured I’d better help too. It’s annoying how much lower his filth threshold is than mine. I’m quite [...]
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    Posted: July 28, 2008, 6:00am EDT
    by pajama momma

  • When cakes go bad

    Number of comments: 10

    I call the head!

    No comment.

    One more… to make the icky feeling go away.

    [...]
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    Posted: July 26, 2008, 4:02pm EDT
    by karekare

  • Summer Bruschetta

    Number of comments: 10
    I love bruschetta (pron. brus’ket’ta in English, /bɾu’sketta/ in Italian) in the summertime. It’s a light, simple dish and it kicks a#$ with a glass of wine. click picture to make it bigger The ingredients are listed below the fold however, I did mine a little differently. I used a beefsteak tomato [...]
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    Posted: July 25, 2008, 8:09pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Oh Come ON!!!!

    Number of comments: 10
    Who had an accident in the bathtub and didn’t tell mommy about it? Ooooops! NEVERMIND! Hahaha, ok, apparently I didn’t make the post clear. In case you people are thinking I’m suffering from ”an acute case of fecalphelia”, it’s the frog that was in the drain, mmmkay? yeah, that’s rust in my tub by the way. [...] [...]
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    Posted: July 25, 2008, 11:09am EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Turtle Droppings

    Number of comments: 10
    Yesterday I let my dog out to do his morning, um, well, the stuff he does in the morning. Sometimes he takes a while. I think he has a copy of US Weekly stashed out there somewhere. Yesterday was no different, except he was barking and barking and barking. I sent Madeleine [...]
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    Posted: July 24, 2008, 11:41am EDT
    by pajama momma

  • What Age Did You Stop Letting Your Kid See You Naked?

    Number of comments: 10
    Obviously my 10 year old doesn’t see me nekkid anymore. He can’t hardly stand to see me in my swimsuit. Thing is, I can’t remember when I stopped letting him see me naked. I’m not sure it was ever a conscious decision, it just evolved. He saw my chest for the longest [...]
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    Posted: July 21, 2008, 5:00pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Bike ride anyone?

    Number of comments: 10

    This Friday I am planning on participating in Critical Mass. Not sure which role I will play -Rider or Spectator but either way it will be a fun experience.

    I love stuff like this but to be smart, I will be extremely reserved…..I imagine the [...]

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    Posted: July 19, 2008, 5:40pm EDT
    by karekare

  • Conspiracy Theorist Hippy Granola Chick On The Loose

    Number of comments: 10
    I really wish I knew where my cell phone is because it has a camera on it. I wanted to take a picture of Garren hiding under a chair in the doctor’s office because he didn’t want to get his preschool shots. I couldn’t use my regular pediatrician as they were booked out [...]
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    Posted: July 18, 2008, 2:21pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Needs Salt

    Number of comments: 8
    So the kids and I went to the local grocery store today and they have this really cool recipe deal where each week they feature a new recipe and have all the ingredients to it in a little fridge right by where this guy does a demo of the actual [...]
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    Posted: July 17, 2008, 9:24pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • I am in!

    Number of comments: 10

    I got word yesterday from my Detective, I officially have a start date. I will be in the Sheriff’s Academy.

    Let the torture begin..

    I am currently accepting applicants for taser practice. Email me or my sister with your info…and please only those with strong healthy hearts [...]

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    Posted: July 16, 2008, 10:41am EDT
    by karekare

  • Cute Overload Warning

    Number of comments: 9
    I don’t follow the panda stories whenever they’re on the news, not sure what the huge fascination with them is, if I’m gonna waste my time it’s on awfulplasticsurgery.com. That web-site is where my warped interests lie. However, my friend wiserbud sent me these pictures and the mom in me just [...]
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    Posted: July 15, 2008, 4:52pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • Color Me Impressed- This Girl’s 3 yo

    Number of comments: 10
    I’m the type that had to resort to peeling the stickers off and rearranging them to “solve” my Rubik’s cube. h/t jerkfacefathead [...]
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    Posted: July 13, 2008, 3:21pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • I Am Going To Kill Whoever Opened The Bag Inside The Cereal Box This Morning

    Number of comments: 10
    This is not an actual photo of what happened after I poured my daughter a bowl of cereal from the poorly opened box of non-frosted corn flakes this morning. (see how good a mom I am? non -frosted, please forget about the four Dum-Dum lollipops each of them have already eaten today)  I would be thrilled if [...]
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    Posted: July 11, 2008, 12:39pm EDT
    by pajama momma

  • How To Traumatize A Four Year Old

    Number of comments: 10
    I’m going to hell. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200. That’s all there is to it, I am going straight to hell.  Never, ever, ever, ever, ever watch a youtube video around your kids w/out having viewed it first. Did I mention, never ever? I know this. I can’t [...]
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    Posted: July 10, 2008, 11:44am EDT
    by pajama momma
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