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  • Cold Humor.

    Number of comments: 5
    I’m probably evil right down to my coal-black heart, but I laughed my ass off at this movie.  Eco-nuts are trying to shock me into emotionalism so I won’t say “Uh, what is the connection between 400Kg of CO2 from jet aircraft and polar bears falling out of the sky?” But [...]
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    Posted: November 23, 2009, 4:15pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • Fright Club

    I rather enjoyed Fight Club where Tyler Durden suggests that raiding liposuction clinics for fat to later be rendered to make soap to sell back to the now-thin rich once-obese affluent clientele. How beautiful is that, huh? It seems that art imitates life.  I certainly hope life didn’t imitate art in this [...]
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    Posted: November 20, 2009, 7:18pm EST
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  • Holy **** on a pogo stick!

    Number of comments: 10
    cbullitt has an interesting load of information for you over at Soylent Green.   Keep in mind I only read his stuff for the articles.  It seems to have a lot to do with this whole Global Warming disaster and how some guys who “discovered it” are now maybe going to [...]
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    Posted: November 20, 2009, 12:52am EST
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  • Important Safety Tip for Today.

    Number of comments: 4
    Do it for the Squirrels…! Tequila Squirrel returns in another installment. **** Once the brain goes into “art mode” it doesn’t turn off easily.  It actually won’t, barring death, dismemberment, fire,  job loss, or doing Google searches using the wrong words (see below). **** US AG Holder defends choice to try terrorists in US Courts [...]
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    Posted: November 17, 2009, 9:26pm EST
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  • This and That.

    Number of comments: 10
    I saw a FreakingNews.com contest yesterday.  It mentioned how it is the 60th birthday of the AK-47.  The contest was to take an AK-47 and do whatever your heart desired. So I did. And over at Moonbattery, Van Helsing posted something a while back that I just love.  My God, why didn’t [...]
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    Posted: November 15, 2009, 5:06pm EST
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  • Bowing Out

    Update: Quest for tobacco… If you remember Tequila Squirrel: I’m searching for a proper cigarette stock image that can be used to provide Tequila Squirrel with a cigarette. I’m not a smoker and it is surprisingly difficult to find a good pic of a cigarette where the lit end is pointing toward the [...]
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    Posted: November 14, 2009, 11:46am EST
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  • Burn Baby Burn.

    Number of comments: 5
    I’d buy this guy’s wife a beer. Him, I say we find some pliers and a blowtorch.  He’s earned it. Cheryl Roberts, 61, suspected her husband David was accessing chatrooms to lure girls into sex so she set up a different computer in their home to pretend she was a 14-year-old [...][...]
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    Posted: November 13, 2009, 4:42pm EST
    by Lemur King

  • How to be a Stellar Spammer

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    Note:  The topic of the post is the second item below this amazingly weird snippet… For a certain segment of the population, they don’t need to take the MMPI (personality test).  Everything you need to know about them – and the answer to “should they be locked up?” (yes, without hesitation). Making [...]
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    Posted: November 12, 2009, 12:29am EST
    by Lemur King

  • Another Au Moment.

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    Speaking of golden moment… you haven’t lived unless you can die eating this. Turbacoducken.  Oh.  My.  GOD. Thank you, Corey James of BaconToday! Seems like oyster stuffing is needed to bring it all together. **** Who knew that gold does indeed tarnish, and indeed corrode away? Obama polls.  I have no idea where that picture came [...]
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    Posted: November 11, 2009, 10:32am EST
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  • Repent, for the End is Nigh.

    Update: The alternate title on Drudge was “Who is to blame?“   The link takes you to NPR’s article titled “Answers Sought On Fort Hood Suspect’s Link To Imam”. At what point in our nation’s history did we start asking stupid questions like this?  Who is to blame???  The ass who pulled the [...]
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    Posted: November 10, 2009, 9:57am EST
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  • It’s official. We’re a nation of wusses.

    A deer somehow jumps into a lion’s cage at the zoo. Observant co-worker Laconic Pup noticed this about the article: “Everyone was cheering, ‘Go, go, go’ ” to encourage the deer to reach safety, witness Josh Shpayher said. “Everyone was rooting for the deer.” Everyone?  Really?  Not one guy cheering on the lions?  [...]
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    Posted: November 09, 2009, 10:41am EST
    by Lemur King

  • Too Poor to Buy Health Care? Buy it or Pay $15,000.

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    So, the House passed a health care bill. A senior republican predicts they’ll pay a high price and the dems disagree with that notion. But the Democrat in charge of defending his party’s majority in the House next year said Democrats took their cue Saturday from voters’ “message” in the 2008 [...]
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    Posted: November 07, 2009, 1:32am EST
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  • The Politics of Pissiness for the Sake of Spite.

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    So, liberal leaders are now leaning on the moderates in their party. “Criticism from liberals is almost a political endorsement here,” said Loree Bykerk, a political science professor at the University of Nebraska at Omaha. Moderate Sen. Ben Nelson, D-Neb., is among those targeted. Even so, the liberal MoveOn.org said that in [...]
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    Posted: November 04, 2009, 3:40am EST
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  • When is Art No Longer?

    As I said, I’ve been feeling artsy again.  A friend of mine who goes by the name Fossilips is a pretty good photographer – really good.  She manages to catch images of this squirrel outside of her place that she suspects drinks tequila and smokes cigarettes.  So I took one [...]
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    Posted: October 31, 2009, 5:39pm EDT
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  • NBWB: Nose Broken While Brown-nosing.

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    If this NEA suck-up tries any harder to get his nose up Obama’s ass he’s going to snap it off and require a nasal transplant. Most powerful writer since Julius Caesar? Damn, man… I mean… DAMN.  Have some self respect, m’kay? **** If this guy sinks any lower, in terms of what he’s willing [...]
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    Posted: October 29, 2009, 1:24am EDT
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  • The Holy Grail.

    Number of comments: 2
    Update: The Dude sent me a link to this.  You see he and I love Pulp Fiction.  It’s pathetic really, but there it is.  Cruel Wife isn’t so hot on Pulp Fiction but she says she can appreciate parts of it – can’t wait to see what she thinks of the [...]
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    Posted: October 26, 2009, 4:59pm EDT
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  • Yeah, But Again… Is It Art?

    Number of comments: 6
    Ok, here is Another Rant About Our Taxes. In the art world, money flows freely from public funds without your knowledge.  Picture states A-E.  Each state has a varying number of people that pay taxes.  Of those taxes, they go to a person or multiple people who are artists or very [...]
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    Posted: October 24, 2009, 1:05pm EDT
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  • Things I Must Have.

    Number of comments: 6
    For those who don’t know me… that was sarcasm. On the Life website… Oh yeah… tires that light up.  From the inside.  (ok, this would be kind of cool at first) Venetian sunglasses, for when your eyes want a little privacy. When you’re willing to risk death for your invention, that is dedication.  When [...]
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    Posted: October 21, 2009, 9:42am EDT
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  • And a Woman Shall Lead before Him.

    Number of comments: 3
    Update: I expect this from a little kid who doesn’t know better or just a jerk that goes over his boss’ head to get what he wants, but you don’t expect it from your president. If he doesn’t get what he wants he marginalizes you and moves on until he gets the [...]
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    Posted: October 20, 2009, 3:26pm EDT
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  • Justice – Blind Maybe – Vindictive Yes.

    Number of comments: 3
    I have felt arty-tistic again, no idea why. A certain Cruel Wife (aka “Frog”) got her own logo.  Spent some time on it, I did. Saying that she likes chocolate is like saying that Detroit is a bit of an armpit of a place to be in.  It’s understated.  Anyway, that’s a [...]
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    Posted: October 18, 2009, 12:22pm EDT
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  • Ok, Jiggle Them Again for Amahd.

    Number of comments: 1
    This is a culture that used to be one of the most sophisticated in the world? Islamic Militants in Somalia Crack Down on Deceptive Bras Saturday, October 17, 2009 A Somalian Islamic group reportedly has started whipping women in public for wearing bras that violate Islam, the Daily Mail reports. Residents claim insurgent [...]
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    Posted: October 17, 2009, 2:03pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Heartwarming.

    Number of comments: 2
    Heartwarming?  Not in the least. A justice of the peace refuses to marry an interracial couple out of concern for their kids, who won’t be accepted by either “society”. I don’t doubt that there are some asses out there that couldn’t handle it but this is one lame-ass excuse to not marry [...]
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    Posted: October 15, 2009, 4:20pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • I Bow at His Feet.

    Number of comments: 1
    Ok, Dyson, you know… the guy with the vacuum cleaners? In a gorgeous exploit of the Bernoulli principle, has come up with a bladeless fan. (another link here – the full article) Geez, I’m going to need a cigarette and a shower soon.  My inner engineer is geeked out. [...]
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    Posted: October 14, 2009, 7:42pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Atlas Shrugged and a Lemur Barfed.

    Number of comments: 6
    I’m surprised that they didn’t just give this kid little animal the electric chair.  Zero tolerance works, people! I did an artist’s rendition of what I thought his malicious attack would have resulted in, had they not caught him before he struck. I hear he was a member of the Tuffskins [...]
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    Posted: October 13, 2009, 2:05pm EDT
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  • reality is up for grabs

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    Been working hard on another graphic.  Hope you enjoy it.  It is my commentary on the sad state of the Nobel Peace Prize.  It died. More discussion about this damnfool award below… **** Start with the more serious stuff and then we’ll get weirder from there, ok? I began to picture how ridiculous all [...]
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    Posted: October 10, 2009, 2:47am EDT
    by Lemur King

  • It’s Not Me.

    Number of comments: 3
    Update: If you’re like me, the idea of sustainable caviar sounds terrific. I wonder if they can do it for the Masago? (Capelin) Why do I care?  Because I’m going to be making uramaki tonight.  Alas, I wish it were truly sushi/sashimi, but the cost of getting sashimi-grade fish to the midwest… not [...]
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    Posted: October 08, 2009, 12:16pm EDT
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  • Sweet and Savory.

    Number of comments: 2
    Yeah, maybe but I think I’d barf before I could eat it. A bacon cheeseburger with a bun made out of a glazed Krispy Kreme donut. **** Reminds me of the joke – what is the last thing to go through a mosquito’s mind when he hits a car windshield?  His ass. This guy [...]
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    Posted: October 07, 2009, 4:14pm EDT
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  • A Little Bit of Hypocrisy Goes a Long Way.

    Regarding CNN’s premature reportation… “BREAKING NEWS: Suspicious boat in river near Obama in DC. Police scanner reports of shots fired. Circumstances unclear.” Ok, so it was a coast guard training exercise. But then at the White House, where they feel compelled to give classroom lectures – to everyone: “My only caution would be that [...]
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    Posted: September 11, 2009, 1:38pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • A Funny Thing Happened on the Way Here Tonight.

    No, not much funny happened. What did happen was that there was shock, SHOCK I tell you, that another person actually dared to disagree with the Obamessaiah (”You lie!”). The news isn’t special enough to even bring up except for one thing… even after all this last summer, somehow the media is [...]
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    Posted: September 10, 2009, 7:30pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Mr. Tough Guy

    Number of comments: 5
    Neckdate: Uh… oh damn this hurts today.  Both sides are playing together to make me damned miserable.  Somebody stuck a prybar in the side of my neck and has me pinned to the wall (figuratively).  I am SO glad I asked for increased pain meds this time. Nominally, two more weeks.  Nominally, [...]
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    Posted: September 09, 2009, 7:25pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Proof: You CAN fool most of the people all the time.

    Number of comments: 2
    This speaks volumes all by itself.  You want proof that the media is in Obama’s pocket?  How about the fact that not one critical issue was brought up in the news article…? Obama to seal US-UN relationship By Harvey Morris at the United Nations Published: September 8 2009 19:59 | Last updated: September [...]
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    Posted: September 08, 2009, 10:38pm EDT
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  • Nowhere near comfortably numb.

    Number of comments: 1
    The entry titled “Indoctrination Nation, What’s Your Station” will be below this latest Neck-date. Strangely the entire left side of my neck is as numb as if I just iced it yet I’m experiencing a truly exquisite amount of pain. The doctor’s office didn’t forward instructions for pain meds for my family [...]
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    Posted: September 03, 2009, 10:46pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Friends, Romans, Countrymen… Lend Me Your Arms.

    Number of comments: 3
    Had Thai food today.  Me and my co-worker The Dude went to our favorite place.  We ordered a heat level of 13 stars out of 4.  They let you go higher if you ask for it. There’s only 1 guy that eats it hotter, and he’s at a 15.  So next [...]
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    Posted: September 02, 2009, 10:22am EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Harry Reid Must Go.

    Number of comments: 2
    Update: No, scratch what I said directly below… Reid should go before Obama after all. Kennedy’s death will help us, he says… Q: How will U.S. Sen. (Edward) Kennedy’s death affect things? A: I think it’s going to help us. <snip> I think he (Kennedy) will be a help. He’s an inspiration for [...]
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    Posted: September 01, 2009, 12:28pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Honoring the Fallen.

    Number of comments: 1
    I’d like to think my hero, Richard Feynman, would have found this funny. **** The Station Fire in LA claimed two firefighters.  It was a vehicle accident.  There’s no good way to die but I think most would agree that this way beats being burned. Condolences to their families and fellow firefighters. Sadly, these [...]
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    Posted: August 31, 2009, 1:02pm EDT
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  • Swamp Drain.

    Every now and then a poll catches my eye.  I usually hate them. Rasmussen says 57% would vote entire congress out. Vote against the incumbent this next cycle.  Get them out of here.   Even if 50% of the wankers were voted out it would strike fear into the hearts of these arrogant [...]
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    Posted: August 30, 2009, 12:18pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • The Silence of the Pope.

    The media is certainly tone-deaf when it comes to the catholic church or it’s beliefs. Kennedy, a champion to the abortion-loving crowd, just can’t be seen by the church as a poster-child worthy of words of admiration.  Sorry, it does not work that way. Silence of the Pope. If I were to get [...]
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    Posted: August 28, 2009, 11:33am EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Improvement… probably not.

    Number of comments: 4
    Neck update: This update has nothing to do with the title of the post.  Today, another nerve is definitely dying.  Rotten little bastard.  How can a spot feel numb yet hurt like hell to touch?  You got me.  But it does.  It’s that “I just ripped off a hangnail and two [...]
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    Posted: August 27, 2009, 11:11am EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Just another day.

    Number of comments: 1
    We will be subjected to two weeks of disingenuous fawning over a guy who you ultimately had to say was of questionable loyalties.  Himself, mostly. You hear it said that you shouldn’t speak ill of the dead.  I see it as all the more reason to live your life so no [...]
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    Posted: August 26, 2009, 12:18pm EDT
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  • Neck-date.

    Number of comments: 2
    Saw the physician’s assistant today.  She knows more than a lot of doctors, frankly. She said “How is it going?”  I told her I was of two minds… one was to kiss her feet for the escape from the headache, and secondly that what they told me before/after the procedure was [...]
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    Posted: August 25, 2009, 11:42am EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Compassion, My Ass.

    Number of comments: 2
    Update: Oh yes… how am I?  Well the last five days were hell.  Then yesterday after multiple v’s and muscle relaxers I stumbled off to bed at 3pm and got up at 8:30pm.  Felt like the dog’s dinner and like I’d been run over, but one of the nerves has finally [...]
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    Posted: August 24, 2009, 7:06pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Truly Clueless.

    Number of comments: 5
    End of the week update: Well, it has been a long week.  I’m not able to put ice on my neck at work as the doctor so unhelpfully suggested because I have to move, talk to people, use whiteboards, etc. So I’m still on meds to maintain some level of comfort.  As [...]
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    Posted: August 21, 2009, 5:46pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • A Brave New Day.

    Well, I wish I could give you a good news about the neck situation today, but I can’t.  Those first days of relative goodness are kind of gone.  Just plain smarts now.  Badly at times.  But as many have said, and I agree, this too shall pass. I’ve been fighting the [...]
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    Posted: August 20, 2009, 10:57am EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Minor Details. Don’t Worry About It.

    Number of comments: 1
    Update: Dr. Emanuel, a bioethicist, believes that doctors and hospitals should apply a rationing scheme he calls “complete life” for such medical services as ICU beds, heart transplants and vaccines during a flu pandemic. Under this scheme, adolescents and young adults would get priority over infants and the elderly, because “they [...]
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    Posted: August 19, 2009, 11:38am EDT
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  • Neck-ed Update 2…

    Number of comments: 4
    Well, put in a call to the Dr. today.  Trying to get an answer to the question:  Is it normal for it to start out painful but bearable and then slowly get worse (pain-wise)? Last night was hell, with the meds only helping marginally for about 2 hours.  I could wish [...]
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    Posted: August 18, 2009, 10:36am EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Neck Update.

    Number of comments: 1
    **** I can’t make sense of it but for a day or so after the RF procedure I thought “Oh, well this hurts but I can live with this.  If this is what it is like it’s not nearly as bad as I thought.” Might have said something a bit too soon.  [...]
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    Posted: August 16, 2009, 12:30pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Some Nerve.

    Number of comments: 4
    Kind of a run-down of what happened last week when they did the thing on my neck. ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ Radio-Frequency Ablation. Sounds kind of cool.  Rolls off the tongue similar to “Low-Tar Cigarettes”.  That’s not a commentary or judgment, just a statement. So imagine that you have headaches as a result of a car accident [...]
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    Posted: August 15, 2009, 2:13pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Prayer, the Gateway Perversion.

    Number of comments: 2
    Update 2: What we have here… is failure.. to communicate.  Some men you just can’t reach. US President Barack Obama on Friday blamed headline-hungry television networks for enflaming an ugly backlash by foes of his top priority effort to offer health care to all Americans. He still seems to think that Americans [...]
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    Posted: August 14, 2009, 11:40am EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Papers please.

    Number of comments: 3
    If this happened during the Bush administration there would have been rioting around the world.  The gestapo does it now under Obamessiah and it is ok. Roadblocks against health care town hall protesters. Americans who want to express their opinions on health care reform at town halls across the country are encountering [...]
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    Posted: August 13, 2009, 9:40pm EDT
    by Lemur King

  • Quick Update

    Number of comments: 7
    Unrelated update 2 for this update: Do I have to say it?  buck-buck-buckawwwww… chickensh*t!!!  Apparently I do have to say it because the AP never would. Iran Calls for Ban on Striking Nuclear Facilities Wednesday, August 12, 2009 VIENNA, Austria —  Iran, whose nuclear facilities are under threat of possible Israeli military strikes, [...]
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    Posted: August 12, 2009, 11:14am EDT
    by Lemur King
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