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• Cadillacs and Health

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  Emergency Update: Obama is going to pre-empt A Charlie Brown Christmas for his speech.  Is there no end to this guy’s narcissism? **** Sent out in the PatriotPost – this picture is so… poignant that it hurts.  I love it.  Whoever you are who put words to this… you get a free dinner [...]
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  Posted: November 30, 2009, 9:58pm EST
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• A Public Safety Announcement.

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  Public Safety Announcment follows this new material… SCIENTISTS at the University of East Anglia (UEA) have admitted throwing away much of the raw temperature data on which their predictions of global warming are based. It means that other academics are not able to check basic calculations said to show a long-term rise [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2009, 4:26pm EST
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• THAT is dedication.

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  Wanna see a real hero?  How about one that will do the crazy to save a little girl?  I don’t know many people that will make a dialysis machine on the spot like that.  Or can.  (many thanks to SlashDot – cool article – the original is here.) SlashDot ended with: You [...]
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  Posted: November 28, 2009, 4:44pm EST
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• Thanks?

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  Thought for the day: Just think… if Benjamin Franklin had had his way and the Turkey was our national bird, we’d be stuffing and eating Bald Eagles right now. – Lemur King Andy by the way, fellow Moron Bloggers and others – eat, drink, and be merry for you know you have [...]
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  Posted: November 26, 2009, 11:18am EST
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• China… What the Hell is Wrong with You?

  For the life of me, I cannot figure China out.  Baby formula, dog food, lead toys, building lead ore smelting plants next to towns, and poor blood practices giving an entire town HIV. What do they all have in common?  The same thing that the bird flu situation in China stems [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 12:13pm EST
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• Cold Humor.

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  I’m probably evil right down to my coal-black heart, but I laughed my ass off at this movie.  Eco-nuts are trying to shock me into emotionalism so I won’t say “Uh, what is the connection between 400Kg of CO2 from jet aircraft and polar bears falling out of the sky?” But [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 4:15pm EST
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• Fright Club

  I rather enjoyed Fight Club where Tyler Durden suggests that raiding liposuction clinics for fat to later be rendered to make soap to sell back to the now-thin rich once-obese affluent clientele. How beautiful is that, huh? It seems that art imitates life.  I certainly hope life didn’t imitate art in this [...]
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 7:18pm EST
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• Holy **** on a pogo stick!

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  cbullitt has an interesting load of information for you over at Soylent Green.   Keep in mind I only read his stuff for the articles.  It seems to have a lot to do with this whole Global Warming disaster and how some guys who “discovered it” are now maybe going to [...]
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 12:52am EST
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• Important Safety Tip for Today.

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  Do it for the Squirrels…! Tequila Squirrel returns in another installment. **** Once the brain goes into “art mode” it doesn’t turn off easily.  It actually won’t, barring death, dismemberment, fire,  job loss, or doing Google searches using the wrong words (see below). **** US AG Holder defends choice to try terrorists in US Courts [...]
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 9:26pm EST
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• This and That.

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  I saw a FreakingNews.com contest yesterday.  It mentioned how it is the 60th birthday of the AK-47.  The contest was to take an AK-47 and do whatever your heart desired. So I did. And over at Moonbattery, Van Helsing posted something a while back that I just love.  My God, why didn’t [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 5:06pm EST
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• Bowing Out

  Update: Quest for tobacco… If you remember Tequila Squirrel: I’m searching for a proper cigarette stock image that can be used to provide Tequila Squirrel with a cigarette. I’m not a smoker and it is surprisingly difficult to find a good pic of a cigarette where the lit end is pointing toward the [...]
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  Posted: November 14, 2009, 11:46am EST
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• Burn Baby Burn.

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  I’d buy this guy’s wife a beer. Him, I say we find some pliers and a blowtorch.  He’s earned it. Cheryl Roberts, 61, suspected her husband David was accessing chatrooms to lure girls into sex so she set up a different computer in their home to pretend she was a 14-year-old [...][...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 4:42pm EST
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• How to be a Stellar Spammer

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  Note:  The topic of the post is the second item below this amazingly weird snippet… For a certain segment of the population, they don’t need to take the MMPI (personality test).  Everything you need to know about them – and the answer to “should they be locked up?” (yes, without hesitation). Making [...]
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  Posted: November 12, 2009, 12:29am EST
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• Another Au Moment.

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  Speaking of golden moment… you haven’t lived unless you can die eating this. Turbacoducken.  Oh.  My.  GOD. Thank you, Corey James of BaconToday! Seems like oyster stuffing is needed to bring it all together. **** Who knew that gold does indeed tarnish, and indeed corrode away? Obama polls.  I have no idea where that picture came [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 10:32am EST
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• Repent, for the End is Nigh.

  Update: The alternate title on Drudge was “Who is to blame?“   The link takes you to NPR’s article titled “Answers Sought On Fort Hood Suspect’s Link To Imam”. At what point in our nation’s history did we start asking stupid questions like this?  Who is to blame???  The ass who pulled the [...]
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  Posted: November 10, 2009, 9:57am EST
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• It’s official. We’re a nation of wusses.

  A deer somehow jumps into a lion’s cage at the zoo. Observant co-worker Laconic Pup noticed this about the article: “Everyone was cheering, ‘Go, go, go’ ” to encourage the deer to reach safety, witness Josh Shpayher said. “Everyone was rooting for the deer.” Everyone?  Really?  Not one guy cheering on the lions?  [...]
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  Posted: November 09, 2009, 10:41am EST
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• Too Poor to Buy Health Care? Buy it or Pay $15,000.

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  So, the House passed a health care bill. A senior republican predicts they’ll pay a high price and the dems disagree with that notion. But the Democrat in charge of defending his party’s majority in the House next year said Democrats took their cue Saturday from voters’ “message” in the 2008 [...]
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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 1:32am EST
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• The Politics of Pissiness for the Sake of Spite.

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  So, liberal leaders are now leaning on the moderates in their party. “Criticism from liberals is almost a political endorsement here,” said Loree Bykerk, a political science professor at the University of Nebraska at Omaha. Moderate Sen. Ben Nelson, D-Neb., is among those targeted. Even so, the liberal MoveOn.org said that in [...]
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  Posted: November 04, 2009, 3:40am EST
  by Lemur King