Today I used one of my floating holidays and guilted a friend/coworker to come and help me get organized. Let me preface this by saying that this young lady is basically the glue that keeps my projects on schedule. We are to the point of completing each others sentences and [...]
No, really… it does. Once we get this Project Server deployed i never want to see another one again. The way it installs makes no sense to me on any level. I am a SharePoint person so you would think it would make sense being as it runs on WSS. [...]
I will settle for a MS Project Professional person… I need a person dammit… NOW!
[...]Barely…
I am still pondering the whole medical drama but I will say Daughter No. 3 is doing really well and adapting better than the rest of us to the new low fat diet. She takes her meds without much complaint and all we can do it keep her diet in [...]
Had surgery today. Â She was full of stones again. Â Apparently my daughter makes stones from just her bile, no gallbladder needed. Â Doc was amazed to see them again, but please he didn’t have to stent anything. Â He is going to put her on some sort of bile thinning drug so [...]
We are home for a few days. I am working up to a big blog about this whole experience as it relates to the future of an Obamacare world. Needless to say I have spouted phrases over the days in the hospital to the effect of, “Excuse me, but we [...]
Daughter no. 3 (9 y/o) is in the hospital. This is the one all you old skool demure thoughts folks might remember four years ago being in the hospital. Pancreatitis again, though no gallbladder, appendix to stir it up, they are testing and looking for other sources of stones, obstructions, [...]
First: Apologies for lack of ranting and cursing. Hubby had day surgery last friday and folks came in that evening. Dad got sick overnight ended up in the hospital Sunday. He just came home today. In the midst of that I had daughter no. 3 get sick and worked 8 [...]
They got confused they meant to give him the Nobel PIECE OF FUCKING WORK Prize. It has to be, right? Let’s put this into some context, shall we?  While the name might still mean something to the average sheep, let’s take a look a some of the fuckwads who have [...]
Oh where to begin…
First an apology for not spreading the fuck you this week. Work has been intense and busy. I have had more meetings this week than I have ever had in a single week and I am at about 62 hours worked on Thursday. That said, my wonderful [...]
Pretty fucking cool. Thanks you so much to Alice for ordering this awesome framed copy of Chris’ awesomeness and Chris for sending it to me!
We all need to get drunk together and solve the world’s problems…
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Seems the Olympic Committee said “Fuck You” to Obama and Chicago. Can you imagine the outrage on Air Force One when Fuknut got the call he didn’t make them swoon and his pixie dust failed? I bet he was downright pissed, which means he probably crossed his legs and sighed, [...]
I have not had a chance to talk about the Polanski stuff and Ace has been venting his disgust the last few days with great stuff. Everyone knows the disgusting details but I think a few things still need to be said. First, a big fuck you to [...]
You know I had this really long post typed up with a giant fuck you to Dan Rather and his bitch ass law suit. In fact I had several overly pithy comments and suggestions about it. I also had a big fuck you to Patrick Kennedy for being a douche [...]
Thank so much for the flattering mention into today’s strip, Chris! He is The Shit, you know…
Thanks again :)
The Demure One
[...]In another desperate need to prove he is relevant, former President Bill Clinton aka St. Bill the Syphilitic, is spewing shit on the news shows about the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.  The dems are like a dog with a fucking bone. They make up a meme twenty years ago [...]
I would like to start out with a big Fuck You to September. I hate September! There is only a few major bright spots in the entire month, Pay day at the beginning and Daughter No. 2’s birthday at the end (a few more at the bottom of the post).
What [...]
Redc1c4 inspired me in comments. I haven’t done a fashion post in a very long time and while I often mock silly fashion I am usually utterly thrilled with the chaos of it. It isn’t so much that everything she wears is ugly, because it isn’t. The problem? It is [...]
This TDFU is inspired by an article I just read about an escaped killer in Washington state. You have to love the context of how this guy escaped. Ready?
A legally insane killer was on the loose in the state of Washington on Saturday, two days after he escaped [...]
Let’s start with the He-Bitch, Fucknut. In a big fuck you to Eastern Europe he says “You know that oogy missile thingie that stupid Redneck promised you? Yeah, I am not feelin’ it. Sorry.”
His vaginaness has decided since his “intelligence” folks say that Iran and NK are really not [...]
Oh wait… is that racist to say? Fuck you. I am about two miles past the bullshit line on this and enough is enough. This is America you fucking pussies. We have the right to think you are a pathological liar and an idiot for whatever reason we want; even [...]
I did some shopping today! w00t! Three pair, one is a back up pair to a favorite pair which was on sale.
I needed brown shoes. Yes… NEEEEED.  Plus these were like $125 last time I saw them and today they were $24 bucks yay, Jennifer!
A girl [...]
I have become a pro at this specifically with Uverse which has a great freakin service but shitty hardware. Motorola is a piece of shit. Anyway, when you get the automated asshole voice saying welcome to att and you enter your number and info. Immediately start saying very loudly anything [...]
Congratulations to the Associated Press for winning the Unmitigated Fucking Piece of Shit of All Time Award. You fucking bastards. I am sure by now you have all heard they have released an image of a young soldier’s last moments in Afghanistan. Their precious embedded reporters caught the moment [...]
I am certainly not a follower of the Beckhams though I can appreciate the hotness of her husband and I admit to seeing her interviewed once and laughing my ass because she was quite funny. That said, two pics. She is thin in the first one but doesn’t look like [...]
The First Woman President, Prince Fuknut to speak to school children on Sept 8
FUCK YOU!
First off, if my kid’s school decides to go along with this I am working remotely that day. Period. Are you fucking kidding me? What’s next “wear your Obama shirt Day?” Oh HELL no! This [...]
Sorry to all you folks out there with their “respect the dead” shit, but I didn’t respect the bastard when he was alive.   Ted Kennedy is dead and he was a douche. I am sorry for his family because I am sure they loved him and mourn his passing. Being [...]
Ok, I have sneezed so much since yesterday I think my back is broken. Ugh. I am working on something. I want to do a Ted Kennedy inspired TDFU so bear with me. Snot, sneezing, and oppressive heat makes it difficult to think.
[...]I am watching last night’s Top Chef, a favorite show of mine and this week the challenge was to cater a bachelor/bacherlorette party. This season the guys are totally dominating the show again and frankly the women all look like boys.  Lots of gay women, big whoop. Being gay is [...]
Ok, since I cannot stomach the headlines today, I shall vent a bit of rage at the movies.
Let’s start with Star Wars Ep 1-3 because this fucking shit is on my tv right now. I cannot even deal with Episode 1 so let’s skip to Attack of the Clones. Fuck [...]
Crappy Monday to you all! The weekend was not long enough though I did get to enjoy the return of real noise to my house with the arrival my girls.  I had the totality of school shopping done by 245pm on Friday afternoon and it was painful. My 30 minute [...]
I would like everyone to take a look at the new copyright thingie policy on the sidebar. It seems that I was not specific enough before. I said, “Take what you want but link back, please.” Easy enough, no? At what point does that mean steal my shit completely to [...]
I have had some time to reflect on my Meyer-Briggs stuff and frankly I am getting pissed off the more i read about it. Why is it so goddamn important to fucking be touchy feely with people? Seriously? I am not a daycare worker and I am not a therapist, [...]
Yay! there will be no Daily Fuck You because the girls make up for all that bullshit today.
[...]This is the funniest damn thing I have seen in days. From twitter via one of my favorite Author’s and a pretty hilarious broad, Shiloh Walker
God, I miss the 80’s and as an adult and a parent I now find this very disturbing.
[...]Hubby told me a story today he got from a co-worker. This guy’s parents have some fucked up neighbors and their 8 year old is always running loose and unsupervised. The guy’s folks look after the kid often because they are good people. Hubby’s coworker was visiting his family and [...]
What a fucking day. People in general piss me off, but today it has been from the fucking beginning to the end. First I was in fucking traffic from hell this morning. What the fuck is wrong with people? You have five fucking lanes and there is always one mother [...]
According to my Meyers-Briggs or something like that personality dealie I am an ESTJ. How do I know this? Well I spent eight hours today learning about how to deal with others with relation to my personality type. I have a few thoughts to express here. One, fuck you. [...]
Ahhh it was Monday. You know what Mondays are for me? They start with meetings and end with meetings and have short breaks in between to pee and eat lunch. That should set the mood for this post. Fuck meetings.
Clicked on a link in a tweet and ended up [...]
I started the day with an early lunch out with the husband so we beat the midday Sunday rush. We went to BJ’s because it is close and near the DSW. Lunch was decent and all was quiet. Across the restaurant in the round booth was a large family with [...]
Yeah, the pics are shitty I know. I couldn’t find a pic online of these shoes. You would think the GUESS? site would have all their shoes, but noooo after about ten sites with all different shoes I said, fuck it and slipped one on. For the record I hate [...]
I am considering a new feature on Demure Thoughts. Something along the lines of an Ask Jen type thing. Specifically “Ask Jen: Am I a bitch ass man?” .
Think about all the good I could do for the world! It would be like a PSA with attitude. Â Let me [...]
Pretty Spiffy, huh? It is squishy too so when I inevitably drop the damn thing it might not shatter! It is sort of a Mexican Dia de Los Muertos Jolly Roger thing. I wish it was sparkly though… or maybe if the skull had a tiara. Yes yes that is [...]
First things first… I have decided that The Daily Fuck You will be a bit lighter on the weekends. Why? Because I am lazy bitch and haven’t had 8-10 hours of pent up rage from being at work. On to business…
There isn’t a fucking thing on TV! Fuck you, TV. [...]
Think of this like Friday Fight Night but more brutal.
First off, a disgruntled Fuck you to Plebian for not taking another summer vacation for me to obsessively blog over and be endlessly entertained by this year. :)Â I am inconsolable if you had some horrible tragedy happen to keep [...]
I will get to some commentary about our First Woman President eventually, but first…
A big giant fuck you to John Prissypants Edwards. A prime fucking example of a bitch ass man. I do not care that he was fucking around on his wife while she was sick, I really [...]
So finally, after much cursing and procrastination I got a hair cut. Yay me! I am sure my coworkers were tired of viewing “la bruja” as my overly fabulous and very Puerto Rican PM would say. The community thanks me, I am sure.
New hair!! Shitty lighting [...]
I am not talking about the super fantastic hot ass bitches like myself either. I am talking about BITCHES. You know who I am talking about. They are everywhere. You know the worst part? They are mostly men! What the fuck is happening to men? Guys, seriously… I was your [...]
Yeah, I am so fucking tired this is gonna be short and sweet.
Today’s Fuck Yous…
Fuck you to Facebook for taking what was once a fairly straight forward easy to deal with interface and making it into a goddamn nightmare. I use it from my iPhone app if at all. ugh.
Fuck [...]
