This Goes To 11

• Moving Day

  
  
  I'm outta here...
  
  Today I'm saying goodbye to my Pacific Beach rathole of the last 12 years and moving into a nice 3 bedroom home somewhere else in San Diego.
  
  So it only seems appropriate that I finalize my OTHER move. I am [...]
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  Posted: May 31, 2009, 2:17pm EDT
  

• We can never repay...

  ...the sacrifices made by our men and women in the military in the name of freedom:
  
  
  
  One more thing. Until my grandfather's ashes were entombed at Annapolis last summer, I had never heard the full story of his military service. My grandfather served honorably and valiantly on' [...]
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  Posted: May 25, 2009, 11:10am EDT
  

• Why California is out of money

  Remember this the next time Ahnold tells us that he might have to lay off teachers:
  
  Thomas Friedman, the star columnist, returned a $75,000 speaking fee after accepting it from a California government agency in violation of a Times guideline.
  
  When Friedman accepted $75,000 — his standard [...]
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  Posted: May 24, 2009, 11:57am EDT
  

• Screenshot of the Week

  Uh...no shit, Barry!:
  
  
  
  BTW, I'm moving next week. Out of my craphole beach abode into a suburban palace with a back yard and quiet neighbors.
  
  AND...
  
  I may be blogging again. Just not here. Stay tuned...' [...]
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  Posted: May 23, 2009, 11:34am EDT
  

• Is Barack Obama still doing blow?

  Hey, I didn't ask that question...
  
  Ace did.
  
  But I figure the headline might get me a few Google hits.
  
  While we're on the subject of liars and crybabies, Nancy Pelosi must be absolutely radioactive after getting nuked by my favorite wheelchair pundit, Charles Krauthammer (via[...]
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  Posted: May 15, 2009, 2:13am EDT
  

• What are you doing here?

  Didn't you hear?
  
  This blog is essentially dead.
  
  Well...essentially.
  
  I'm not sure it will ever be resurrected. There is so much going on elsewhere in my life.
  
  For instance...it's looking like the future Mrs. Nigel will be here very shortly. She's an immigrant. A legal [...]
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  Posted: May 12, 2009, 12:35am EDT
  

• Who is Glenn Beck...and what is he doing in your living room?

  His FNC ratings are skyrocketing...and he connects with so many of us.
  
  Here he compares himself with Howard Beale:
  
  
  
  Oh...and screw you Bill Maher. Beck's ratings blitz your's and the Olberdouche's combined:
  
  
  
  Hot Air points out that Beck is now the' [...]
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  Posted: March 24, 2009, 2:51am EDT
  

• My blog is dying

  What? You haven't noticed?
  
  I'll update soon. Needless to say, I have so much going on that blogging is taking a back seat to the rest of my life.
  
  And something odd has occurred. Despite Barack Obama's best efforts to screw this country up, I simply do not' [...]
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  Posted: March 21, 2009, 8:33pm EDT
  

• "My McNuggets ARE an Emergency!"

  You know that feeling when a blog seems to be winding down? When the blogger starts posting only once a week, and then instead of acute political analysis, he posts stuff like this?:
  
  Angered that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911' [...]
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  Posted: March 03, 2009, 11:34am EST
  

• "I am not emailing your shoe back"

  Who is 'Zo pissing off now?:
  
  ' [...]
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  Posted: February 27, 2009, 12:09am EST
  

• Today's Funny...

  ...comes courtesy of Barking Moonbat.
  
  Expect this on the sidebar by day's end...' [...]
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  Posted: February 23, 2009, 12:13pm EST
  

• The upside of the foreclosure "crisis"

  A quick anecdotal observation:
  
  I am in the mortgage business. Yesterday, I met with a 42-year old single mother. She is raising 2 teenagers in a crappy studio apartment in a crappy neighborhood.
  
  She makes just over $25,000 a year. According to the government, she is officially in [...]
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  Posted: February 22, 2009, 12:20pm EST
  

• The Most Underrated President

  (Reposted from last year. Via Hot Air, C-Span produced a ranking of United States Presidents.
  
  A shock: Barack Obama isn't already in the top ten. A bigger shock? Our choice ranks #32?!?!)
  
  He's not on any American currency, there are no monuments to him [...]
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  Posted: February 16, 2009, 12:47pm EST
  

• Don't leave Al Gore (PBUH) alone with your kids

  Glenn Beck makes one GREAT point. How can a former Vice President of the United States meet with 3 THOUSAND kids...and nobody in the media is covering it?:
  
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  Posted: February 13, 2009, 12:27pm EST
  

• While we're busy pissing of feminazis...

  Let's talk abortion...' [...]
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  Posted: February 12, 2009, 1:38am EST
  

• Courtney Martin needs to get laid

  Anyone out there willing to take that bullet?
  
  Seems Courtney and her other dried-up feminists are all up in arms over Bill O'Reilly's little joke about that witch Helen Thomas sounding like...well...a witch.
  
  Yeah, the joke wasn't exactly a side-splitter. But that's what it was...a joke.
  
  But [...]
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  Posted: February 12, 2009, 12:04am EST
  

• Today's metaphor for the "Stimulus" package...

  ...comes from The ONN:
  
  (EXTREME language warning)
  
  
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  Posted: February 10, 2009, 11:38am EST
  

• The Buffet of Hope and Change

  The guys Comrades over at Six Meat Buffet were among the first to use some of President Barry's "stimulus" funds to give their site a facelift. Have a look:
  
  
  
  Michele's devotees may have noticed that she no longer writes here. She was [...]
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  Posted: February 10, 2009, 11:20am EST
  

• And while America blindly follows their "Messiah"...

  ...Iran begins preparation for the return of theirs:
  
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  Posted: February 10, 2009, 10:36am EST
  

• Talk about the "friendly skies"...

  ...uh, if you see a helicopter flying erratically over San Diego:
  
  
  
  Hopefully, that Starbucks cup was filled with mouthwash...
  
  But seriously, this pilot should have been grounded anyway:
  
  SAN DIEGO — The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating the actions of a La Jolla helicopter [...]
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  Posted: February 08, 2009, 12:28pm EST
  

• The definition of stupidity...

  ...is being a global warming alarmist who decides to have a "sky is falling" conference in...Buffalo.
  
  In February:
  
  Talk about great timing.
  
  Buffalo State College hosts the national teach-in on Global Warming Situations today — a day the local temperature bottomed out at minus 6 degrees.
  [...]
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  Posted: February 05, 2009, 11:41pm EST
  

• "Step up, Bitch!"

  Yup...this is what this once-proud 6th-tier blog has come to...a blog on Reality Skanks:
  
  
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  Posted: February 05, 2009, 12:29pm EST
  

• "I'm an American, Baby..."

  Zo is at it again...this time taking on Libertarians and the Hollywood elite:
  
  
  
  Illness update: I'm functional.' [...]
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  Posted: January 28, 2009, 12:18pm EST
  

• Raise your hand if you're NOT sick

  Sheesh...does everyone on the planet have this ****ing cold?
  
  I've had this cold since...oh...last Tuesday. Funny...I thought his Obamaness would have cured the common cold by now. At least I don't have to make my house or car payments...
  
  BTW, this strain seems to be impervious [...]
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  Posted: January 27, 2009, 2:29pm EST
  

• President Obama Springs Into Action

  Here's what pissed me off this morning...less than a week into the messiah's reign:
  
  President Obama on Friday lifted a ban on federal funding for international groups that promote or perform abortions, reversing a policy of his predecessor, George W. Bush.
  
  Obama signed the executive order one [...]
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  Posted: January 24, 2009, 11:10am EST
  

• "You wanna explain to me how this is more interesting than humping my sister"?

  "I didn't know that those black folks could be so smart..."
  
  The Klan show begins about 4 minutes in:
  
  
  
  Another Klan flashback here.
  
  (Aside...no, I am not trying to turn TGT11 into a 'Zo site...I am just a little burned out...and I've got' [...]
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  Posted: January 22, 2009, 11:01pm EST
  

• If Global Warming is real...

  ...then why am I freezing my ass off?:
  
  
  
  
  (I wish I'd thought of that idea for a blog first)' [...]
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  Posted: January 17, 2009, 10:55am EST
  

• Don't let Hollywood "snow" you

  Words of wisdom from my favorite black dude:
  
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  Posted: January 11, 2009, 11:08am EST
  

• What I am thinking

  Yeah. Like y'all really give a rat's ass...
  
  Still...
  
  Today's "money quote" comes from Ann Coulter on "Victimhood":
  
  “You have the gays jumping on the bandwagon, you have rich white women living in Scarsdale (Betty Friedan: ‘Oh I’m so oppressed because I’m bored being a housewife’),' [...]
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  Posted: January 10, 2009, 10:58am EST
  

• Romi has a new blog

  Since entering the blogging community a few years ago, there have been only three women whose blogs have made me spray coffee and laugh...
  
  1. Annika, whose posts here and here predate this blog. Annika has her own blog here, though I believe she's moved on' [...]
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  Posted: January 05, 2009, 3:35pm EST
  

• More Stupid Trojan Tricks

  Stay classy, USC:
  
  
  
  Hey, Rey. You're freakin' hilarious. I predict a short NFL career followed by a long prison sentence for you... [...]
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  Posted: January 04, 2009, 11:04pm EST
  

• Go Israel!

  Kick some Hamas ass.
  
  Now what follows is admittedly nothing but a rant. It is simply what I am thinking. I don't have time to link...
  
  Screw all of you "Palestinians". You don't "raise" your children to be loving, but rather train them as little monsters who don't' [...]
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  Posted: January 03, 2009, 4:07pm EST
  

• Hey France...Happy Freakin' New Year!

  And I see you Frenchies are back to ringing in the New Year in a way that is truly...er..."French":
  
  REUTERS - The French press reported that the Interior Ministry released a final "verified" count of 1,147 vehicles burned in France over New Year's Eve. The number is up' [...]
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  Posted: January 02, 2009, 2:49pm EST
  

• USC Football players put the "duh" in Studuhnt Athlete

  Remember, these guys all qualified academically at the "University" of Southern California:
  
  
  
  More USC brilliance here... [...]
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  Posted: January 01, 2009, 4:38pm EST
  

• Warmest Kwanzaa Greetings to y'all

  (Reposted from last year)
  
  ...for those of you who observe a "holiday" created by a Marxist convicted felon and practitioner of torture:
  
  

  
  

  Kwanzaa was invented in 1966 – by convicted felon Ron Karenga.
  

  
  

  
  

  Five years after he invented Kwanzaa, [...]

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  Posted: December 26, 2008, 12:44pm EST
  

• Merry Christmas from This Goes to 11

  
  
  Warmest Christmas wishes for all of my friends out in the blogosphere...Cranky, Preston and Brian at Six Meat Buffet...Vinnie and Merri...Potfry and Buckley (and Islamic Rage Boy) at The Nose on Your Face...John and Mrs. Wuzzadem at Wuzzadem...Romi at The Year of [...]
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  Posted: December 24, 2008, 9:18pm EST
  

• The $10,000 snowball

  Seattle Seahawk fans pelted the New York Jets with snowballs as they left the field on Sunday.
  
  You call those snowballs?
  
  Nah.
  
  This is a snowball:
  
  
  
  Ellis was fined $10,000 for his retaliatory strike.
  
  Ellis makes about $3 million a [...]
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  Posted: December 24, 2008, 4:36pm EST
  

• Fox News lists 10 biggest fools of 2008

  Interesting...Al Gore did not make the list.
  
  Who did?:
  
  Media mogul Ted Turner
  Loch Ness Monster hunter Robert Rines
  New Zealand Scientist Jim Salinger
  Zoologist Gordon Rodda
  University of Texas at Dallas Professor Tom Brikowski
  Japanese whaling researchers
  University of Florida's George Burgess
  Congressman Edward Markey (D-Mass)
  [...]
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  Posted: December 24, 2008, 1:00am EST
  

• Why Braylon can't catch

  All season long, Cleveland Browns fans have been wondering why star receiver legendary God's-gift-to-football Braylon Edwards has dropped so many passes.
  
  We know the secret now.
  
  His arms are bent out of shape from patting himself on the back:
  
  

  I've given my all to this city [...]

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  Posted: December 23, 2008, 12:22pm EST
  

• News From Senator Boxer !!

  
  Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA) wanted to share with me some critical news regarding the impacts of the recession. Get a load of this crap. I think i'll just chime into this brilliant call to action.
  
  

  Dear Friend:

  Friend to who? The Zero-Liability Voter?
  [...]

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  Posted: December 23, 2008, 11:46am EST
  

• This Goes to 11 Turns 1,000

  This is our 1,000th post. One Thousand mostly inane, silly and offensive posts. Oh...except for Michele's very tasteful and well-written offerings....
  
  For our 1,000th post celebration, I was going to find the silliest and least tasteful youtube I could find and post that....but then I ran into this [...]
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  Posted: December 23, 2008, 10:53am EST
  

• Brilliance in Blago Blogging

  Comes courtesy of the boys at TNOYF:
  
  
  
  And if you plan to miss The Mike Huckabee Show on Fox tonight (like I'm really going to watch that when there's football on), here's the best part of the show (as always). [...]
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  Posted: December 21, 2008, 3:41pm EST
  

• Day 6 in the Deep Freeze

  BRRR....
  
  Time to come clean. The real reason I haven't been blogging lately is my fingers are too freakin' cold to use my laptop's keyboard.
  
  I don't have heat. I live four blocks from the beach...I've never needed it. If it gets a little chilly every now and [...]
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  Posted: December 20, 2008, 11:45am EST
  

• Son of a BITCH it's cold!

  Forty Five freakin' degrees...
  
  Algore (PBUH) must be in town.
  
  No...I'm not turning this into a global warming-watch blog. In fact...I'm not sure how much blogging I'll be able to do from now on. But to my four readers...thanks for checking in.
  
  I'll try to update this [...]
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  Posted: December 18, 2008, 11:57am EST
  

• Global Warming brutalizes Denver

  Via Drudge...
  
  I'm not sayin' a thing. [...]
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  Posted: December 14, 2008, 11:04pm EST
  

• I Stole This From the AP! The Stupidest Paragraph Ever Written

  I believe this officially ends the global warming debate:
  
  

  Ironically, 2008 is on pace to be a slightly cooler year in a steadily rising temperature trend line. Experts say it's thanks to a La Nina weather variation. While skeptics are already using it as evidence of some kind [...]

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  Posted: December 14, 2008, 7:30pm EST
  

• Gutfeld lights up the Olberdouche

  Your morning laugh, courtesy of Olbmermannwatch:
  
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  Posted: December 12, 2008, 11:35am EST
  

• Live-Blogging President-Elect Obama's Press Conference

  8:08am...on the Illinois Senate Seat scandal and Gov. Blagojevich:
  
  

  "I have never spoken to the Governor on this subject..."

  
  
  Bullshit.
  
  Barry, you haven't even been sworn in, and already we can say this. You are a:
  
  [...]
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  Posted: December 11, 2008, 11:04am EST
  

• It Would Be the Worst Kind of Bittersweet....

  Report: Obama to offer Israel 'Nuclear Umbrella' Against Iran
  
  Interesting quote from this short article.
  
  

  "Who will convince the citizen in Kansas that the U.S. needs to get mixed up in a nuclear war because Haifa was bombed? And what is the point of an American response, [...]

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  Posted: December 11, 2008, 9:09am EST
  

• LL Bean in hot water with African Americans

  Actually, according to the most trusted news source I could find, this has been going on for quite some time:
  
  
  African-American Boycott of L.L. Bean Enters 80th Year [...]
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  Posted: December 09, 2008, 12:19pm EST