eddiebear

• Fuck You, Ed Begley, Jr.

  Fuck you, you stupid hippie dickbag. [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 11:52am EST
  by Eddie The Bear

• Fuck You, Code Pink!

  Fuck you! Fuck You! Fuck You! [...]
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 9:58pm EST
  by Eddie The Bear

• Meet A True Hero

  Number of comments: 2
  Rick and Liz Smith from North Carolina, who are telling the O-bots to fuck off. Well done, sir. Well done. Thanks to an email from cbullitt [...]
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  Posted: November 08, 2009, 11:26pm EST
  by Eddie The Bear

• Fuck You, Obamacare Supporters!

  Fuck you, Joseph Cao. [...]
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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 11:44pm EST
  by Eddie The Bear

• More Information On SEIU Thuggery In St. Louis

  Yeah, you fuckfaced union thugs. You deserve to get taken down. Come and get it! [...]
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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 10:13am EST
  by Eddie The Bear

• Job Creation FAIL, Obama Edition

  Number of comments: 2
  Yeah. Well nice fucking job, Captain Awesome. [...]
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  Posted: November 06, 2009, 11:33am EST
  by Eddie The Bear

• Houston Tea Party Has Boner Inducing Levels Of Awesome

  Number of comments: 3
  Fuck yeah! You fucking assfisters better fucking hear us now! We are coming for you. [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2009, 12:07pm EST
  by Eddie The Bear

• “Average” Is Pissed Off At Being Grouped WIth Obama

  Krauthammer lays the lead pipe of reality across the temple of Hope and Change with this one. Yeah, fuck you, lefties. Taste the asscrack of fail! [...]
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  Posted: October 28, 2009, 1:04am EDT
  by Eddie The Bear

• Fuck You, RINOS!

  Number of comments: 4
  Fuck you! [...]
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  Posted: October 18, 2009, 1:59am EDT
  by Eddie The Bear

• Fuck You, Charles Johnson!

  Fuck you! ***Yes, I changed the title. I thought the original might have been a bit too harsh. [...]
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  Posted: September 05, 2009, 7:04pm EDT
  by Edward Von Bear

• Today’s Dose Of Enviro-FAIL

  Fuck you, Prius owners. [...]
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  Posted: August 25, 2009, 4:48pm EDT
  by Edward Von Bear

• Democrat Activists Are Terrorists

  Fuck you, Democrats! Fuck you. You want to keep claiming that the conservatives are the thugs after shit like this? [...]
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  Posted: August 25, 2009, 4:39pm EDT
  by Edward Von Bear

• Aging, Washed Up Loser Tries To Stay Relevant

  Fuck you, Janeane. Fuck you. [...]
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  Posted: August 23, 2009, 11:12am EDT
  by Edward Von Bear

• Iran Secretly Burying Dead Protestors?

  Maybe, according to some reports. Majid Nasirpour, a reformist lawmaker who serves on the parliament’s Social Affairs Committee, filed a request for an inquiry, reported the website Parlemannews.ir. “This news story needs to be verified,” he told the website Saturday. “I will ask the committee to investigate the allegations.” The number of those [...]
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  Posted: August 23, 2009, 10:56am EDT
  by Edward Von Bear

• Fuck You, Whole Foods Haters!

  Fuck You sideways with a rotten fish. [...]
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  Posted: August 22, 2009, 4:19pm EDT
  by Edward Von Bear

• Winker Jeans?

  Number of comments: 4
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  Posted: August 21, 2009, 3:56pm EDT
  by Edward Von Bear

• Fuck You, Peggy Noonan

  Seriously, FUCK YOU! [...]
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  Posted: August 21, 2009, 2:46pm EDT
  by Edward Von Bear

• A Message To Everybody

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  Posted: August 21, 2009, 2:40pm EDT
  by Edward Von Bear

• Seattle Voters Not AS Green As Previously Thought

  Yeah, color me shocked. And what is doubly impressive is how the folks in Seattle recently treated attempts to raise the costs of being green. Plastic bag makers have lobbied hard to defeat the fee, outspending opponents about 15 to 1. Adam Parmer, a spokesman for the Coalition to Stop the Seattle [...]
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  Posted: August 19, 2009, 1:19pm EDT
  by Edward Von Bear

• Union Thugs and ACORN Felons Busing In Supporters For A Rally In Michigan

  Yeah, I know. Color me shocked. Here is the statement form some Michigan reporter on the story. Several readers have criticized the Citizen Patriot’s coverage of last week’s health care rally outside U.S. Rep. Mark Schauer’s office, where hundreds came out — both to support and oppose — President Barack Obama’s reform [...]
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  Posted: August 19, 2009, 10:13am EDT
  by Edward Von Bear

• I Love The German Beer Bike, And So Should You.

  If you don’t love this invention, I don’t want to know you. [...]
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  Posted: August 19, 2009, 9:33am EDT
  by Edward Von Bear

• Wow. I Din’t See This One Coming.

  Golly Gee, Batman! Look at who Russ Carnahan just hired to be his chief mouthpiece. U.S. Rep. Russ Carnahan announced Tuesday that he has hired Sara Howard as his new St. Louis-based director of communications for his congressional operation — a choice that rekindles her old political ties with the Carnahan [...]
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  Posted: August 19, 2009, 9:15am EDT
  by Edward Von Bear

• I’m Back!

  Well, sort of. The serious stuff will still be at DPUD and IB. But the random silliness I bring to the fore can be found on my twitter page. Now, get the hell off my lawn! [...]
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  Posted: June 08, 2009, 4:02pm EDT
  by Edward Von Bear

• Wow. A Really Disturbed Person Insulted Me! Nice!

  Whatever. Take your meds lady, and go away.        [...]
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  Posted: January 28, 2009, 5:02pm EST
  by eddiebear

• Cranky, RIP

  Number of comments: 6
  I called Cranky John’s former employer to give him a heads up the cards were on the way. The guy who answered told me he passed away, but they will forward the cards to his next of kin. I’m sorry it too so long to mail out, but they just [...]
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  Posted: January 23, 2009, 9:37am EST
  by eddiebear

• Protected: Cranky, Thread 2

  Number of comments: 10
  There is no excerpt because this is a protected post. [...]
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  Posted: December 31, 2008, 11:30am EST
  by eddiebear

• Protected: Info On Cranky?

  Number of comments: 10
  There is no excerpt because this is a protected post. [...]
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  Posted: December 31, 2008, 1:25am EST
  by eddiebear

• Test. Test. Test.

  Number of comments: 2
  I’m too tired to write for three sites and balance work and a family. Go to IB or DPUD for the good stuff. I am basically shutting this site down for now until things clear up a bit.  I’m not saying I’m through here for good, just for the time being.   [...]
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  Posted: December 30, 2008, 1:22am EST
  by eddiebear

• At Least I’m Not This Guy

  Number of comments: 3
  Especially being found in his situation. Apparently “plump boobs and hot thighs” were too much for the 54-year-old pornography customer’s heart, who died while watching porn in one of the video-booths at the sex-shop on Bischofsplatz, the paper said. A staff member became suspicious when there was no sign of movement in [...]
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  Posted: December 05, 2008, 11:05am EST
  by eddiebear

• Site Update

  I don’t know if/when I’ll post new material here, but I have deleted some old posts form this site. The main reason? I wrote a story involving Matt Leinart of the Arizona Cardinals football team with a title that, upon further review, could be miscontrued, and was unintentionally attracting some [...]
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  Posted: December 05, 2008, 10:55am EST
  by eddiebear

• Good Night.

  Number of comments: 1
  I’m too tired to post much anymore here. I write at IB and DPUD. Go there for the fun. I may be back soon enough. But I need some time. [...]
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  Posted: November 09, 2008, 1:40am EST
  by eddiebear

• Drunk man+Fiberglass Horse=Awesome!

  And what makes this even better is that they tried to ride the horse. Other vandals, who were never caught, broke the leg of TR the Realtor, a fiberglass horse owned by Roohan Realty on Broadway, over the summer. The videotape came from a surveillance camera installed on the building by [...]
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  Posted: November 06, 2008, 2:31pm EST
  by eddiebear

• If You Are A New England Patriots Cheerleader

  Watch what you do to your drunk friends. According to the Boston Herald report about her dismissal, the fact that she and her friends put the word or an image of a penis on their friend at least 14 times wasn’t the problem. However, there were also swastikas drawn on his [...]
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  Posted: November 06, 2008, 11:39am EST
  by eddiebear

• Frank Gifford Was Awesome!

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  Posted: November 06, 2008, 11:08am EST
  by eddiebear

• If You Want To Celebrate Obama’s Victory

  Do better than these clowns. “We had finished watching Obama’s acceptance speech, and we were drinking champagne and cheering, and my friend Bobby and I just randomly decided we should go streaking,” Spidle said. “We invited other people, but nobody took the opportunity.” So the two men, both in their mid-20s, stripped [...]
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  Posted: November 06, 2008, 10:00am EST
  by eddiebear

• Buck Up

  Ugh. But tonight is not the excuse for many on my side of the aisle to act like crazed retards. Go to work tomorrow, build up candidates for 2010, and be ready to fight anew.        [...]
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  Posted: November 05, 2008, 12:40am EST
  by eddiebear

• Walter Cronkite Is 92 Today

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  Posted: November 04, 2008, 10:44am EST
  by eddiebear

• It’s Election Day

  Go Vote. [...]
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  Posted: November 04, 2008, 12:48am EST
  by eddiebear

• If You Want To Wear A Cow Or A Horse Costume

  Just try not to get into a fight. Northern Constabulary said at one stage the fight spilled on to the A96 road and disrupted the flow of traffic. One man was detained in hospital overnight following the incident, which happened early on Saturday morning. Straw hat Police said: “Two of the [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2008, 9:34am EST
  by eddiebear

• If You Want To Know About Swedish Lesbians

  This is your favorite story. The happy couple, known only as Sandra and Sarah, followed Hindu rituals during the ceremony which was conducted by a priest at the Mahadeva Shiva temple close to the Taj in the town of Agra. After exchanging garlands, Sandra, 19, marked the head of 18-year-old Sarah with [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2008, 9:13am EST
  by eddiebear

• If You Want To See Naked People Run With Pumpkins On Their Heads

  This is your opportunity. The citations for indecent exposure Friday night came as dozens of other costumed revelers, including a man with a red cape and a sword, chanted to police officers to let go of the streakers and “find real criminals.” The event known in Boulder as the Naked Pumpkin Run [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2008, 12:14am EST
  by eddiebear

• If You Feel Compelled To Slide Down A Beer Soaked Bowling Alley

  Number of comments: 2
  Just know Iowa now allows it. The Iowa Alcoholic Beverages Division threatened to suspend Darrin Boger’s liquor license after the incident at Lake Lanes. The Iowa Court of Appeals ruled in Boger’s favor on Wednesday. The case revolved around rumors that Boger planned to sponsor a naked beer slide for riders on [...]
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  Posted: October 31, 2008, 9:40am EDT
  by eddiebear

• Another Attempt At That Phillies Phan Video

  Piss on You Tube. more about " Anither Attempt At That Phillies Pha…", posted with vodpod [...]
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  Posted: October 31, 2008, 8:57am EDT
  by eddiebear

• Mike Singletary Continues To Be Awesome

  Especially regarding his motivation techniques. At halftime of that game, Singletary called for the attention of his players. He then dropped his pants, turned around and pointed to his backside. He used this occasion and that visual to describe what happened to his team in the first half. A [...] [...]
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  Posted: October 31, 2008, 12:07am EDT
  by eddiebear

• If You Are A Football Player Who Doesn’t ike Cheerleaders

  You must play for the Steelers. “I’m not a big fan of playing there because it is loud, they’re really good at home and they try to make their cheerleaders stretch in our tunnel before we come out of the locker room. That’s just not good,” Roethlisberger said yesterday. [...] [...]
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  Posted: October 31, 2008, 12:04am EDT
  by eddiebear

• If You Are A Phillies Phan

  Be proud this guy is one of you.        [...]
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  Posted: October 30, 2008, 10:20pm EDT
  by eddiebear

• John Daly+Hooters =Arrest Goodness!

  And the mug shot is priceless. Someone at the restaurant called EMS after he lost consciousness. Paramedics say Daly refused to go to the hospital so they called for help from police. Officers described Daly as extremely intoxicated and uncooperative. He repeated he didn’t want to go to the hospital. Hooters employees asked [...]
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  Posted: October 30, 2008, 12:19pm EDT
  by eddiebear

• You Mean Peter Frampton Is Still Alive?

  He is. He lives in Ohio, and is an American citizen now. The Grammy winner is complaining that signs showing his preference for the Democratic presidential candidate have been stolen repeatedly at his home in the upscale and predominantly Republican Cincinnati suburb of Indian Hill. Frampton, 58, is so angry, he called [...]
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  Posted: October 30, 2008, 12:15pm EDT
  by eddiebear

• If You Plan On Drinking From A Hose

  Don’t be like this guy. Staff at the home were told to monitor him after he was seen drinking from the hosepipe but he was soon spotted again standing by the tap in soaking clothes. Mr Else was given medication but was later discovered lying in a pool of water by the [...]
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  Posted: October 30, 2008, 9:56am EDT
  by eddiebear

• Lawrence Taylor Is Still Awesome

  Here he was on the Howard Stern Show recently. Howard then began investigating LT’s romantic resume, but LT stonewalled him on most fronts, including OJ’s daughter, Eddie Murphy’s ex-wife and even OJ’s girlfriend. LT confessed that he’s redirected the energy he used to spend on womanizing to the golf course, which [...]
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  Posted: October 30, 2008, 9:23am EDT
  by eddiebear