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  • Sorry Guys…

    You are in the wrong place. Here is where I have been hanging out lately: spokenbythesexes.wordpress.com -Head over there if you are looking for me. This might be the last update to this epic masterpiece of degradation and horror, so to those that were along for the ride with me in the past… [...]
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    Posted: November 11, 2009, 8:57am EST
    by Old Iron

  • Back to the Normal Insanity

    Friends, I do apologize for the LENGTHY amount of time that has passed since the last time I did anything with this brilliant mode of expression, but I have decided to drop back in and test drive this process again to see if I can potentially recapture the truth that [...]
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    Posted: August 09, 2009, 10:38am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • New Helmet Laws Pass in Nigeria

    Number of comments: 3
    Safety First I always say. (As seen in Lagos, Nigeria) Posted in Huh?!? [...]
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    Posted: January 27, 2009, 1:50am EST
    by Old Iron

  • “Thank you Arab world for getting me elected”

    Awesome. This guy is insisting on doing literally EVERYTHING wrong. (http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/01/president-ob-10.html?5) President Obama Does First Formal TV Interview as President with Al-Arabiya January 26, 2009 6:29 PM As special envoy to the Middle East, George Mitchell heads off to the region to begin work on negotiating a cease fire between Israel and the Palestinians, President Obama [...]
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    Posted: January 27, 2009, 12:46am EST
    by Old Iron

  • A Facebook Nigerian scam? More likely than a bonzai tree in your anus

    Number of comments: 2
    Calvin: hey Evan: holy moly. what’s up man? Calvin: i need your help urgently Evan: yes sir Calvin: am stuck here in london Evan: stuck? Calvin: yes i came here for a vacation Calvin: on my process coming back home i was robbed inside the hotel i loged in Evan: ok so what do you need Calvin: can you [...]
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    Posted: January 26, 2009, 2:27am EST
    by Old Iron

  • Well in America they only hide under Piggy Wiggy signs

    Number of comments: 1
    You gotta love Africans. They are so ingenious that they will come up with some pretty amazing ways to hide from the police! What will they think of next? ______________________________ Police parade goat as robbery suspect   Written by Demola Akinyemi    Friday, 23 January 2009 *For attempting to ‘steal’ a Mazda [...]
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    Posted: January 24, 2009, 1:05am EST
    by Old Iron

  • So True, So True (Fun in Africa)

    Posted in Huh?!? [...]
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    Posted: January 23, 2009, 12:55am EST
    by Old Iron

  • THIS JUST IN FROM AFRICA

    Number of comments: 1
    _________________________________________________ On a personal note: I could get used to this shit. Again. Posted in Fun in Africa, Submit to the WTF File [...]
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    Posted: January 21, 2009, 7:23am EST
    by Old Iron

  • Michelle Obama is a Klingon and Barak is da Shizzle

    Number of comments: 1
      CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: I, Barack (Bleep) Obama do – PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA: I, Barack – CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: — do solemnly swear. PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA: I Barack Hussein Obama do solemnly swear…. Uh…. That my wife is a Klingon? You know, a  ”Wrath of Kahn” -era one? I mean look at [...]
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    Posted: January 21, 2009, 5:02am EST
    by Old Iron

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Ye Gods this is funny. THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY!!!   “Obama has finally taken office! RUN FOR THE HILLS, THE END IS NIGH!!!” “AMERICA IS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED, I TELLS YA!!!” “Penis!” -Wait, how did that get in there? I really think that I am going to have to take the Rush Limbaugh stance on this one [...]
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    Posted: January 21, 2009, 4:21am EST
    by Old Iron

  • This is interesting

    Number of comments: 1
    Not to point out the obvious, but the profession that I am currently a part of is populated by large with persons that are of a more mature vein, with the average age being in the mid fifties. Due to the type of work that is done out here and [...]
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    Posted: November 06, 2008, 2:05pm EST
    by Old Iron

  • The Idea of “Right at all Costs”

    I have a little story to tell with some potential commentary to follow. There was a conversation that I had earlier  about this ast election. It basically involved me talking to someone that supported Obama and his recent election by the American populous, and myself pointing out it’s potential direct effects [...]
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    Posted: November 05, 2008, 2:42pm EST
    by Old Iron

  • My Lovely lost Muse

    I think I have found you again. I need some time to figure out the direction that I plan on going in, but I have a couple of ideas. Not to say that I am going to go back to the two-three posts daily like I did before, but I think [...]
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    Posted: November 05, 2008, 2:07pm EST
    by Old Iron

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  • Fuck this…We’re Leaving!!111!1

    …Or rather we are jumping ship.  The Bar Slaves Blog has now officially moved to a new site.  The new url is http://thebarslaves.com IF YOU HAVE ANY LINKS TO THIS SITE, PLEASE UPDATE THEM TO THE NEW URL.  With that being said, feel free to stumble drunkenly over to the new [...]
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    Posted: June 02, 2008, 8:05pm EDT
    by falteredheaven

  • …Meanwhile, back at the villan’s lair…

    Number of comments: 6
    Well the move to the new server is pretty much complete… But now I can’t log in so I thought I would participate in a little madness over here. -Retard Monday Madness, that is. [...]
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    Posted: June 02, 2008, 8:42am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • Fuck this…We’re leaving…

    …Or rather we are jumping ship.  The Bar Slaves Blog has now officially moved to a new site.  The new url is http://thebarslaves.com IF YOU HAVE ANY LINKS TO THIS SITE, PLEASE UPDATE THEM TO THE NEW URL.  With that being said, feel free to stumble drunkenly over to the new [...]
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    Posted: June 01, 2008, 4:19pm EDT
    by falteredheaven

  • Little Miss Piss Pants and the Asthmatic Dog

    Number of comments: 6
    Due to Falteredheaven requesting this story, I am obligated to post it.  It’s kind of like an unwritten rule of the Barslaves; besides, he posted that letter to Mr. Romney like I asked him to.  So, Falteredheaven, this one’s for you buddy! Once upon a time in land called Barslaves Town, [...]
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    Posted: May 31, 2008, 1:43pm EDT
    by mrdiplomacy

  • Light posting from Yours Truly

    Number of comments: 1
    Greetings friends, this is your bud Old Iron here. I am currently in the “Bush” here in Nigeria and only have limited access to the internet, so I will be online only in spirts this weeekend. Expect the madness to resume this Monday after I get some real sleep for a [...]
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    Posted: May 31, 2008, 2:46am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • Barslaves Do’s and Dont’s

    Number of comments: 10
    Many people would like to know just exactly, what a “Barslave” is.  The following are examples of what a Barslave is NOT supposed to be: 1.  If you are at a bar drinking and piss yourself and continue to drink and try to pick up a person of the opposite sex [...]
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    Posted: May 29, 2008, 11:45pm EDT
    by mrdiplomacy

  • Amnesty International - the most effective international agency EVAR

    Number of comments: 5
    Wooo boy did I just find a whopper of a funny article this morning. Apparently Amnesty International, which is based out of the U.K., is still having a fit over the fact that every time they issue a decree (much like the U.N.) it is being largely ignored by the [...]
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    Posted: May 29, 2008, 1:09am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • Bar Slaves in the News: Linkfest

    Number of comments: 6
    Why can’t our Conservative party be this damned cool? Nothing says patriotic like a movie titled “Young People F**king”, and the fact that Canadian conservatives want to see it. The only thing that this article is missing is guns and booze and it would be a perfect trifecta… of GOODNESS. So [...]
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    Posted: May 28, 2008, 1:48am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • Wondering if I could get an assist

    Number of comments: 10
    Hey guys, I was wondering if you could help me out a bit. I have a trip planned for Green Bay Wisconsin because one of the brothers is deciding that single life is just a little to overwhelming for him, and I should be there around late June (17th-23rd) … and have no idea what to [...]
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    Posted: May 27, 2008, 4:50am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • (A Slightly Delayed) Attack of the Retard Monday

    Number of comments: 1
    Sorry for the delay; I was busy yesterday doing absolutely nothing but attempting to recover from my co-workers attempting to poison me with alcoholic beverages. Little did they know that I, like mideval poisoners, have been working for years to accuire an immunity to the poisons that were forced upon [...]
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    Posted: May 27, 2008, 1:31am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • Guys, you do good work.

    Number of comments: 10
    Well friends, it is Memorial Day again. I know, time to get drunk and blow shit up with fireworks, but do me a favor. Tip your hat to the guys that made all of that possible, our boys that fight the good fight and directly represent our freedom at home and around [...]
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    Posted: May 26, 2008, 4:43am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • Morons in the News: I’m coming for you, WHO and the Swedes.

    Number of comments: 1
    Ooooh, you fucking morons have gone too far. I can understand some regulation, and have lived under a public that villianizes me for smoking for so long that I am used to it… but you have just crossed the barrier on the one topic that has to date been pretty much [...]
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    Posted: May 26, 2008, 2:36am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • Vindication.

    Thanks to McGoo I was hopping around the Net and stumbled upon Mitchieville talking about the reason (with scientific analysis to boot!) why some careers are dominated by… well, men. Here’s an excerpt, but the full analysis is HERE: Now, after many years of struggling with the age-old question, why are there so [...]
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    Posted: May 23, 2008, 1:40am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • A News Article that Sounds like a Troma Film - Toxic Vomit! (UPDATE) Zombies too!

    First, the article: Fifty-four people were sickened at a hospital by toxic fumes from the vomit of a man who apparently attempted suicide by swallowing pesticide Wednesday night, police said. The toxic gas, believed to be a vaporized form of liquid pesticide, came from a 34-year-old farmer from Koshi, Kumamoto Prefecture, who [...]
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    Posted: May 23, 2008, 1:02am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • I am the Bogeyman, and I will scare you.

    I have an opinion. One that you don’t share with me because of what I do for a living. What is that you ask? To help lay the groundwork for my opinion… I WORK FOR BIG OIL. Those of you that know me know the entire description (I’ll save the rest from those of you [...]
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    Posted: May 22, 2008, 1:51am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • Submit to the WTF File: God as a Demographic

    Stole this off of Drudge, as the news in the ’sphere has been a bit on the lean side (not really, there was just nothing that pissed me off. Come on news!!! You like me when I am angry!!!)… Apparently there is a group (as mentioned in this article) that has redone [...]
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    Posted: May 21, 2008, 1:22am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • A Birthday Poem for the two of us…

    Hello Barslaves fans!  Hope everyone is well and wonderful no matter where in the world you are!  Falteredheaven and myself had one hell of a birthday party over the weekend and now that we are all recovered, I thought I’d post this poem that our girlfriends got together and wrote [...]
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    Posted: May 20, 2008, 1:56am EDT
    by mrdiplomacy

  • It is right to give thanks a praise

     In these dark times we all could use some inspiration, guidance and a stout lager. Drink in peace my children.   [...]
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    Posted: May 19, 2008, 3:17pm EDT
    by Old Scratch

  • So fresh and so clean…..

                                                                 The way I see it, if you are going to mention one or two candidates, you may as well throw them all into the proverbial crapper.  Far be it from me to ever take sides in a flawed electoral system to begin with.  In the interst of fairness I believe all [...]
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    Posted: May 19, 2008, 2:34pm EDT
    by Old Scratch

  • Hello Neighbors. You know what day it is?

    I knew you did. I never doubted your intelligence. You are a very smart person and I am happy that you are here.   I hope your day is so full of happiness that you shit rainbows. [...]
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    Posted: May 19, 2008, 4:37am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • Absolutely Disgusting.

    Alright, I like to play around on this site. I like having fun like the rest of y’all, trolling the intertubes and finding wierd and obnoxious crap to post about, such as the running theme “Retard Monday” and the ever enlightening “Fun in Africa” posts… but now I am going [...]
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    Posted: May 18, 2008, 9:55am EDT
    by Old Iron

  • It’s like watching a bird shit on a hobo

    Just a quick post and a COMPLETELY TASTELESS link. I. Could. Not. STOP. LAUGHING. Warning: this site is not for the feint of heart and DEFINITELY has NSFW language. To call the humor on this site “low brow” would be raising it to a much higher bar than it should ever reach. Basically it’s like an [...]
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    Posted: May 18, 2008, 4:24am EDT
    by Old Iron
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