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  • CLARITY

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    Though not an American, my mother was born in Los Angeles and I feel a kinship with citizens of the United States.

    I can be, admittedly, a little shallow and a little cynical. A creature of appetite and imprudence as it says in my bio on the side
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    Posted: September 04, 2008, 2:42am EDT
    by caliban

  • ABOUT THAT CIVILIAN NATIONAL SECURITY FORCE

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    Okay, so Obama went to Europe, blah blah blah.

    Still, if you look at some of the things he's said on the campaign trail and pair them with what his wife has said, against the German backdrop, it does conjour up images.

    He said:

    "We cannot continue'" [...]
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    Posted: July 28, 2008, 7:32pm EDT
    by caliban

  • CRAZY TALK NOT SO CRAZY ANYMORE

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    Canals on Mars? Fuggetaboutit!

    Um...well...maybe not.

    NEW DATA PINPOINT MARS' WET AND BALMY PAST

    So, maybe Lowell and Schiaparelli and other early observers of the angry planet may have seen the last gasps of Martian surface water.

    Given' [...]
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    Posted: July 16, 2008, 7:33pm EDT
    by caliban

  • HUGO'S PAL HAS A NEW TOY, BUT WILL HE SHARE?

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    Ajad and Crazylegs Chavez are tight and getting tighter.

    The new Long Range Shahab 3 Iran tested yesterday (link in headline) has a range of about 2,000 kilometers.

    Distance from Caracas to Puerto Rico? 886 kilometers.

    Distance from Caracas to Miami? 2152.77 kilometers.

    Anyone [...]
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    Posted: July 09, 2008, 4:47pm EDT
    by caliban

  • THE ONLY REFINERY THE DEMS APPROVE OF SHIFTS INTO OVERTIME

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    As B.O. continues to 'refine' his positions.

    From public financing and the Cuban embargo to sitting down with Ajad and NAFTA, the most laughably inexperienced politician to ever seek the free world's number one post continues to step on his dick, but the media don't care.

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    Posted: July 04, 2008, 3:48pm EDT
    by caliban

  • POLICE COULD USE A HAND

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    Sixth severed foot washes ashore in British Columbia. Second in three days. Hit the link in the headline for the story. [...]
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    Posted: June 18, 2008, 7:51pm EDT
    by caliban

  • AND NOW, A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES

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    This Friday, intead of Caliban's usual Boob-war posting, he's putting up something for the ladies. Yes, it's wrong beyond calculation.

    Please forgive him in advance. This is SO NSFW, Caliban can't begin to describe it. Caliban doesn't go looking, people just send him this kind of thing. It's [...]
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    Posted: June 13, 2008, 1:16am EDT
    by caliban

  • WELCOME TO PARADISE ON EARTH!

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    Okay, you've got 24 miles of Mediterranean seafront with a beautiful, sunny climate and a nearby population of hundreds of millions of people.



    Do you:

    A) set up a large ecological preserve to provide habitat for local indigenous marine life and plants, generating' [...]
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    Posted: June 11, 2008, 3:27pm EDT
    by caliban

  • VICTORY IN THE BATTLE AGAINST SEXISM!!11!

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    Finally.

    Click the link in the headline and BEHOLD the product of 4 billion years of evolution:

    THE FEMALE URINAL

    The 'Peeandgo' is in fact a slightly updated version of the squat toilets found in Asia.

    Having experienced a state-of-the-art, ultra-suave stand up Eurocrapper at a [...]
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    Posted: June 11, 2008, 3:11pm EDT
    by caliban

  • AND THEN WE ARE ALL ON TRIAL

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    In a crowded subterranean courtroom about the size of a two car garage, arguments raged this week between the broad founding principles of western secular civilization and the forces aimed at its undoing.

    For five days, Mark Steyn and Maclean's Magazine have been under quasi-judicial scrutiny for a column' [...]
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    Posted: June 06, 2008, 3:57pm EDT
    by caliban

  • BOOB WAR- EARLY EDITION

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    I'm going to try and drop by the Mark Steyn inquisition tomorrow for the verdict (written before the inquiry began no doubt) so I'm calling Boob War early. NSFW!!

    Behold:


    [...]
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    Posted: June 05, 2008, 6:29pm EDT
    by caliban

  • HELPFUL GERMANS ADD MISSING ELEMENT OF CRAP-YOUR-PANTS TERROR TO WATERPARK EXPERIENCE

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    Just in case you hadn't heard from the Germans for a while and were a little concerned, worry no more! Our Teutonic techno-thinkers have been analysing teh 'fun' and come up with some design enhancements.

    Hit the link in the headline.' [...]
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    Posted: June 05, 2008, 6:24pm EDT
    by caliban

  • THERE IS HOPE- A TRUE STORY

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    Sometimes I worry about what the hell is going to happen when the current crop of children, raised almost exclusively in hydroponic sensory isolation, reach adulthood.

    Then I see something that gives me hope.

    A while back on a street near my house, two kids were on [...]
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    Posted: May 26, 2008, 6:23pm EDT
    by caliban

  • AFRICA ON VERGE OF ANARCHY- UN SPRINGS INTO ACTION TO INVESTIGATE...THE USA

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    JUST IN TIME FOR THE FALL ELECTION CAMPAIGN!

    I know, picking on the UN Human Rights council is like shooting fish in a barrel. Really, really retarded fish.

    Nile Gardiner has a great post at NRO on the UNHRC's current investigation of 'Racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia and related [...]
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    Posted: May 20, 2008, 2:47pm EDT
    by caliban

  • BOOB WAR 2.0

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    It's on. Caliban is going for quan'titty' today.



    Over to you Rosetta.' [...]
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    Posted: May 16, 2008, 11:54am EDT
    by caliban

  • ENFORCING LAW NOW A RIGHT WING PLOT

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    "Italian police announced on Thursday the arrest of hundreds of suspected illegal immigrants in a sign of the new right-wing government's determination to clamp down."

    Hit the link in the headline. I know, it's Reuters, but still. I've traveled a bit in Italy and the illegals are a big' [...]
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    Posted: May 15, 2008, 1:23pm EDT
    by caliban

  • THE BLOGGERS COOKBOOK- DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY EDITION

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    OBAMA SALAD

    This simple salad is ideal for summer patio dining and great with grilled meat. The arugula keeps it bitter and the tomatoes add suspicious red undertones.

    Ingredients:

    3 ripe tomatoes
    1 cup arugula, rinsed
    1 tbsp coarse salt
    1/8 cup extra virgin olive oil

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    Posted: May 14, 2008, 4:37pm EDT
    by caliban

  • TRAITOR

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    This makes me sick.

    Former CBC Editor in Chief takes charge of Al Jazeera's English language network.

    The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation has always been far to the left, in ways those unfamuiliar with it wouldn't believe.

    But this.

    I'm speechless. Hit the link in the headline' [...]
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    Posted: May 14, 2008, 1:40pm EDT
    by caliban

  • NEW DEMOCRAT VOTER DEMOGRAPHIC IDENTIFIED

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    I PREDICT:

    Whoever gets to them first will CLINCH the nomination.

    Glenn Greenwald could not be reached for comment.

    Hit the link and ponder the possibilities. [...]
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    Posted: May 12, 2008, 8:00pm EDT
    by caliban

  • NEW KINETIC VEHICLE PROTOTYPE UNVEILED

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    Sure, it's just a prototype, but there are ZERO emissions.

    No doubt it will soon be available in a full scale model.

    Then...

    Mandatory.

    Hit the link in the headline to see your carbon-footloose future.

    Kiss your sorry ass goodbye.' [...]
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    Posted: May 12, 2008, 7:43pm EDT
    by caliban

  • MAY 2008: NOW OFFICIALLY THE NICEST OCTOBER ON RECORD

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    It's been cold. It's been wet. Cold. And. Wet.

    I blame George Bush.

    Hit the link in the headline for the terrible toll Global Warming has taken in these here parts. [...]
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    Posted: May 12, 2008, 5:07pm EDT
    by caliban

  • BEST STAG PRANK EVER?

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    A freind of a friend went on a stag recently. They started in London, then went for an extended weekend in Europe. The partygoers 'rented' a midget for the weekend, dressed him up as a Smurf, and handcuffed him to the groom. For several days, the two had to do [...]
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    Posted: May 10, 2008, 1:25pm EDT
    by caliban

  • THE BOOBWAR NUCLEAR OPTION

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    Wanted to save this for last, but having trouble posting from different computer. Hit the link in the headline. Watch and shudder. There is evil here. REALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!11!

    Good thing is, a couple of reporters get more than they bargained for.

    Top this Rosetta, if [...]
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    Posted: May 09, 2008, 6:17pm EDT
    by caliban

  • MY NOMINEE FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

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    Ah the sweet, sweet irony.

    The Boob War begins with a video of Rodney Carrington's plan for world peace. Hit the link in the headline and watch the video. Not safe for work.' [...]
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    Posted: May 09, 2008, 11:36am EDT
    by caliban

  • WHODUNNIT- OLD MEDIA DEATH: MURDER OR SUICIDE?

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    Big media had it all: the money, the sources, the technology and the audience. How could the pros get their pants whipped off by ‘an army of Davids’ (to use Glenn Reynolds’ evocative book title)?

    Short answer: greed, arrogance and fear.

    This is a longish post, but I’ve [...]
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    Posted: May 08, 2008, 5:39pm EDT
    by caliban

  • IT'S ALL OVER

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    First, female generated sperm, now THIS.

    It's all coming to an end, boys. Soon it will be all heavy-lifting-and-jar-opening, all the time.

    When they come up with a robot that drinks large and tips big in the bars, we will have no further purpose.

    My plan? Go [...]
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    Posted: April 25, 2008, 4:40pm EDT
    by caliban

  • BREAKING

    NATIVE OWNED BORDER STATE CASINOS LINKED TO TERRORIST FUNDING


    Electronic skimming going to...

    ...wait for it...

    PAKISTAN!

    From a source I trust on the regulatory side.

    More soon.

    Developing...as they say [...]
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    Posted: April 19, 2008, 1:22pm EDT
    by caliban

  • Egypt cuts fuel supplies to Gaza, UN condemns Israel

    JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!11!

    In a communique issued April 15 titled:

    "UN agencies call on Israel to immediately resume full fuel shipments to Gaza"

    Our friends at the UN spoke thusly:

    “The current absence of fuel at petrol stations has meant that normal transportation has ceased,” the agencies [...]
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    Posted: April 18, 2008, 7:45pm EDT
    by caliban

  • Also- Richard Warman is a dick, pass it on

    So, uber Canadian human rights turd-sniper Richard Warman is suing some Canadian bloggers.

    In a speech he delivered in 2005 to the Anti-Racist Action group, known for their violent tactics, he explained his 'Maximum Disruption' methodology:

    The ‘maximum disruption’ part comes in because wherever I think it will [...]
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    Posted: April 11, 2008, 5:23pm EDT
    by caliban

  • For the kitchen psycho

    This handy little accessory is a must for all the 'frustrated' chefs out there. Pretend it's your favorite co-worker!

    Hit the link in the headline. [...]
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    Posted: April 11, 2008, 4:40pm EDT
    by caliban

  • Problem outlines solution

    Sooo...the Mookster might want to re-think his PR strategy. One of his peeps gets his allah-gram and Al Sadr gets all suggesty.

    Quoth he:

    "The occupiers will not rest in our land as long as I am alive."

    Um, is it just me, or does this not [...]
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    Posted: April 11, 2008, 4:25pm EDT
    by caliban

  • Not sure if this is cool, stupid, or cool-stupid

    Not your grandfather's Google Earth.

    I think this could get weird.

    Hit the headline for the link. [...]
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    Posted: April 11, 2008, 2:41pm EDT
    by caliban

  • Um...is Ace a tech for Dell?

    Got in himmel.

    Dell puts the 'LAP' in laptop.

    I know what you're thinking, and no, Caliban was not involved in this.

    Hit the headline for the sorry, sorry story. [...]
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    Posted: April 10, 2008, 1:26pm EDT
    by caliban

  • Stand out from the crowd!

    Apocalypse coming and nothing to wear?

    How about a designer gas mask?

    That way the zombie army can figure out who's too stupid to live and eat them first. I think Ted Turner already has one.

    It's what all the cool kids are wearing.

    Hit [...]
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    Posted: April 09, 2008, 9:47pm EDT
    by caliban

  • Chinese takeaway

    I'm not an economic doom-and-gloomer, but this is somewhat troubling.

    After having rated China's GDP at close to $9 trillion in 2005(second only to the US), the World Bank had to revise things after they did the...what's it called again? Oh yeah...math.

    As a result, one quiet mid-December [...]
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    Posted: April 06, 2008, 8:47pm EDT
    by caliban

  • Tribes lost

    Former National Chief of Canada's Assembly of First Nations, David Ahenakew, has been invited to rejoin the Federation of Saskatchewan Indian Nations (FISN).

    In extending the invitation, FISN head Chief Lawrence Joseph said:

    "He's apologized, he's won an appeal, he's been stripped of everything he had, including an [...]
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    Posted: April 06, 2008, 12:26pm EDT
    by caliban

  • Number 1 earliest human activity in North America?

    Number 2!

    Hit the link in the headline for a revealing look at the activities of our ancestors. [...]
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    Posted: April 04, 2008, 5:15pm EDT
    by caliban

  • Inaction in action

    Great news from the IAEA! Success!

    During this month´s Board of Governors meeting, several IAEA Member States noted the success of the Integrated Regulatory Review Service programme (IRRS), a comprehensive instrument that assesses a State´s safety practices regarding nuclear installations, radiation, waste, transport, emergency preparedness and security.

    CIA [...]
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    Posted: April 03, 2008, 8:31pm EDT
    by caliban
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