Recently, it has become obvious that there are serious structural problems in our financial system. Of course, the cause of this mess is a string of congressional dictates to mortgage lenders ordering them to give loans to dangerously underqualified people. Apparently, requiring your applicants to meet basic requirements like having [...]
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I'm not sure how tech savvy my readership is but I have a rather complicated, obscure problem with PHP and consuming web services that I could really use some help on.
That was one hell of a fucking storm! Yee-haw!!
Have I mentioned to you how much I fucking hate moving? Well, if I haven't, I'm doing it now. I fucking hate moving. We reserved a 16 foot covered trailer for the move but were overjoyed to discover that U-Haul only had a 12 [...] 
While Denmark's masturbate-a-thon makes me want to pretend I'm Irish, they make me proud more often than not: Denmark on Monday deplored a deadly car bombing targeting its embassy in Pakistan in the worst anti-Danish attack since the 2006 crisis over cartoons depicting the prophet Muhammad. [...] 
I was never very interested in the gay marriage debate. It wasn't that I didn't care about the "plight" of homosexuals wanting to get married (marriage is a human right? Puhlease.) I just didnt' care at all either way. I couldn't figure out why anyone was getting [...] 
Organizers of Denmark's first "Masturbate-a-thon," set to be held at a suburban Ishoj nightclub, say more than 60 men and women are registered to compete.
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Strapping a queen-size mattress to a bike trailer with bungee cords and straps Saturday morning, Colin Stevens says not to worry.
It looks like a giant stingray perched on a deck of cards, [...]
Authorities in Bavaria, southern Germany, have taken a seven-month-old boy into care after his parents offered him for sale on eBay "as a joke".
The unnamed child was advertised as a "nearly-new [...]
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has issued a new directive that seeks to protect information from "telephones, text messaging devices and pagers" from public disclosure under the Freedom of Information Act. But the [...]
The man pointed to the moon and asked, "Is that a half moon?" the officer said in the report. "I asked the defendant if he dialed 911 to ask the question," the officer said in the [...]
Officials in Milwaukee, Wisconsin are looking for a man accused of attacking a city bus driver during his route and the beating is [...]
