foot warmers with dog heads, $3.00 clearancerequired safety warning, absolutely priceless
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One of the the most influential people I met during my trip to Panama was Big Sarge. He was one of our translators, a native to Panama, and as his name suggests, a former Sargent in the Panamanian military.
You can't see me here, but that's me...floatin' down the Panama Canal.
