A bittersweet moment this week as the Golden Tate and Jimmy Clausen eras came to an end at Notre Dame, as both lads announced they will be heading to the NFL. To make sure that the event had all the gravitas that it deserved, the boys spent a [...] 
Well, folks, there you have it. Five years into the Charlie Weis experiment, athletic director Jack Swarbrick pulled the plug on the strangely bipolar but largely ignominious experiment. Feelings are mixed at the House Rock Built critter lab. We were all really rooting for Charlie to pull it [...] 
After another tough loss, Muppet Charlie Weis seeks out some help and advice from the wisest man on campus. Unfortunately, things don't work out as planned. He's in a very serious mess.
The Gang wants to get ready for next week's game against the University of UCONN, but first we have to clear the air about that event that happened last week in Pittsburgh. We've got this big hunk of populist bile in our throat that we need to clear out,' [...] 
In this week's press conference, Charlie Weis fields some questions about injuries and scheduling, but something seems... I don't know... off. Have a look and let me know what you think.
Greetings, mortals. My non-divine friends have informed me it has been quite a number of your human months since this website has been updated, which came as a bit of a shock to me... you humans and your silly concept of "time". At any rate, I have dusted off [...] 
