Zeke Says So

• Vietnam-astan

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  Holy crap!
  
  There was a huge fight last night down at the Dive Bar. It was about The War.
  
  It seems that Barack "Peace Prize" Obama has decided to attack this little country called Afghanistan. And nearly everyone in the joint was pissed off.
  
  The peacenik liberals [...]
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  Posted: December 02, 2009, 8:14am EST
  by Zeke

• 10 Worst States in the USA

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  ©FauxNews November 22nd, 2009
  Homewood, New Jersey - With a sigh of relief, Nevada Tourism Officials announced that Nevada was somehow not listed on the Annual 10 Worst States in the USA.
  
  "Apparently going Blue saved us from the shame of The List this year" said Jeremy Homenger from [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2009, 8:37am EST
  by Zeke

• 20% of 20%

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  Yeah, she's everywhere. Soon even in Reno again.
  
  Palin.
  
  And although she has recently topped many lists as the 2012 GOP front runner, all I can say is: Who cares?
  
  If you can remember the news from 2 weeks ago, ABC/Gallop reported that only 20% of Americans [...]
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 8:21am EST
  by Zeke

• Colbert: Grand Old Pity Party

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  The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30cwww.colbertnation.comColbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical Humor [...]
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  Posted: November 19, 2009, 10:52am EST
  by Zeke

• Possible New Jobs for Lou Dobbs

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  With Lou "Ser" Dobbs "leaving" CNN this week, there is much speculation where the cranky old bastard may do next. Here are some ideas.
  
  Border Patrol Agent
  This is the obvious choice, based on the Dobbs 4 year long anti-immigration tirade.Greeter at Bizarro World Walmart
  He's actually' [...]
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  Posted: November 14, 2009, 10:34am EST
  by Zeke

• Purple Heller Haze

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  Sung to the Tune of "Hey Joe" by Jimi Hendrix
  
  "Hey Dean, where you goin' with that pen in your hand
  Hey Dean, I said where you goin' with that pen in your hand
  
  I'm going down to kill your healthcare bill
  You know, I've" [...]
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  Posted: November 12, 2009, 10:58am EST
  by Zeke

• Ensign Soon to be Filly Busted

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  Posted: November 10, 2009, 6:10pm EST
  by Zeke

• Xmas Gift Ideas For Tea Party Activists

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  It is coming up soon! That All American consumer holiday; Xmas!
  
  And since you probably have at least one Wing Nut Tea Party type in your Gifting Circle; here are some ideas for the discerning Late Aughts Populist American Wack Job:
  
  Match-Boxâ„¢ Tea Party Freedom Bus
  What [...]
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  Posted: November 09, 2009, 11:17am EST
  by Zeke

• The New GOP Big Circus Tent

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  STEP RIGHT UP!
  
  Some in the Republican Party are saying the GOP is taking a "Big Tent" approach with the voters, in an attempt to win back the millions of people who walked away last year to sit at the Blue lunch table.
  
  But when YOU, the Independent [...]
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  Posted: November 02, 2009, 8:54am EST
  by Zeke

• Halloween at the Palin House

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  Posted: November 01, 2009, 2:22pm EST
  by Zeke

• Halloween at the Ensign House

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  Posted: November 01, 2009, 1:20pm EST
  by Zeke

• Halloween at the Krolicki House

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  Posted: November 01, 2009, 11:17am EST
  by Zeke

• Liberal Haunted House Opens in Carson City Today

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  © FauxNews October 30th, 2009
  Gold Hill, Nevada - In an attempt to cash in on the massive Fox "News" create FEAR campaign, some out-of-work conservative Carson City spin doctors have created the first Nevada "Haunted House" aimed purely at one demographic group; [...]
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  Posted: October 29, 2009, 10:47am EDT
  by Zeke

• Poem of Merit: Shaving Hairy Reid

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  It appears that our Dem Senator is a Beast,
  who's advisers are all living back East,
  but Harry will soon learn,
  Trust is something you earn,
  With "No Option" the Dem's ain't happy at him in the least.
  -Zeke Reno
  ' [...]
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  Posted: October 26, 2009, 2:04pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Be My Friend

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  Although Zeke Says So blog already has the biggest Social Media presence of any Blog in Nevada, we thought you may want to know about other places to get yer Zeke fix. So....
  
  Find Zeke on:
  
  FACEBOOK PAGE
  
  FACEBOOK PROFILE
  
  TWITTER
  
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  Posted: October 23, 2009, 11:58am EDT
  by Zeke

• Nevada Bashing D'Jour

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  Hey! What's with the continuing beatdown of Nevada?
  
  We're getting it from all sides, and what did we do to deserve this? I know we have a goofy Governor and GOP Senator, but hey, what State doesn't these days?
  
  Let me know if I'm forgeting anyone, but here [...]
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  Posted: October 22, 2009, 11:37am EDT
  by Zeke

• BREAKING NEWS: Ensign's Affair Was Just Publicity Stunt

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  ©FauxNews October 19th, 2009
  Henderson, Nevada - Las Vegas Sheriff Spokeman Paul "Two Times" Granger announced today that the recent scandal involving Senator John Ensign and a female Staffer was apparently just a hoax. Ensign and several other GOP Senators have been pitching a show to the MTV Network called [...]
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  Posted: October 19, 2009, 8:34am EDT
  by Zeke

• Ensign Passes Krolicki

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  © FauxNews October 14, 2009
  Ely, Nevada - In a recent DB Poll, embattled US Senator John Ensign has passed embattled Lt Governor Brian Krolicki as "Most Likely Nevada Polition to be Convicted of a Felony". In the poll, of 27 people who "think they can legally vote", over 53% [...]
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  Posted: October 14, 2009, 11:53am EDT
  by Zeke

• Zeke's Interview with Sue Lowdew

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  Republican Candidate for US Senate Sue Lowden sat down with ZSS Editor Zeke Reno in her Las Vegas campaign office last week for this faux interview.
  
  ZSS: Thanks for meeting with us today Ms Lowden. We appreciate taking time out of your busy schedule.
  
  SL: No problem, Jon. [...]
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  Posted: October 13, 2009, 8:44am EDT
  by Zeke

• Emails To Zeke Part 9

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  It's been a while, so here's some of the better emails:
  
  Q: "We are all sick of your liberal commie crap! Why don't you let SOMEONE ELSE say something for a while?"
  -Barkeep Karl
  Dive Bar Owner
  Reno, NV
  
  ZSS: Karl, you knucklehead! I sit in your depressing' [...]
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  Posted: October 12, 2009, 9:15am EDT
  by Zeke

• All Work and No Play Make You a GOP Blogger

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  Hey, what is up with the Conservative Bloggers posting on weekends?
  I follow a bunch of them mainly to laugh at what they have to say, and it is obvious that "The Right" is burning the midnight (and weekend) oil lately to get their wacky opinions posted on [...]
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  Posted: October 11, 2009, 3:03pm EDT
  by Zeke

• NV Senator John Ensign Wins Nobel Prize!

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  There are too many funny possiblities for this joke, so pick your favorite from the list below:
  CONTRIBUTIONS TO ADVANCEMENT OF HAIR AND BLOWDRYINGADVANCEMENTS IN ADULTERY TECHNIQUESWORK IN HYPOCRISY AND POLITICAL DOUBLE TALKINGADVANCED TECHNOLOGY IN BRIBING AND SECRET PAYOFFSEXPLORATIONS IN NEPOTISM The Senator will unfortunately not be able to pick [...]
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  Posted: October 08, 2009, 11:02am EDT
  by Zeke

• Senator Dean Heller?

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  So do you like the sound of that?
  Well then keep it up, knuckleheads.
  
  What Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann are not pointing out is if John Ensign resigns, our very Republican Idiot Governor Jim "Doomed" Gibbons will pick the guy (Yes it will be a guy) to replace [...]
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  Posted: October 06, 2009, 4:48pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Obama Loses at Solitaire, Too

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  © FauxNews October 3, 2009
  Silver Spring, MD - In an amazing and far reaching defeat, President Barack Obama lost 2 out of 3 games this morning on his Blackberry. Republican leadership immediately pointed to the disgraceful defeat as a sign the coming end of [...]
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  Posted: October 02, 2009, 10:55am EDT
  by Zeke

• ZSS Corp's Amazing 3rd Q Report

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  FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO ALL FRIENDLY1 MEDIA:
  
  October 1st, 2009 The ZEKE SAYS SO Corp posted a startleing2 3rd Quarter SEC Report today, out performing analysts expected3 earnings by 100%. The company also reported an amazing 50%4 up-tick in overall sales, and regained the #2 status5 in the industry [...]
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  Posted: October 01, 2009, 10:39am EDT
  by Zeke

• Top 6 Halloween Costumes for Republicans 2009

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  A saleman down at Roscoe's Halloween Emporium told me yesterday that the best way to understand the inner workings of the mind of a society, is to study what they fear.
  
  So based on costume sales this is what GOPers are buying to scare each other at the Country' [...]
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  Posted: September 29, 2009, 10:16am EDT
  by Zeke

• 6 New Career Paths for Soon Ex-Governor Gibbons

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  Well. he'll have to do SOMETHING for a living after next spring's GOP Primary makes him a lame duck!
  And we can't have him sucking off the non-existent Nevada Unemployment benefits!
  
  Orphanage Tax Assessor (Everyone hates him anyway)Death Panel Chair (He did so well with the Medical Board after' [...]
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  Posted: September 28, 2009, 8:27am EDT
  by Zeke

• Gaddifi's Crazy UN Speech Word Cloud

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  Posted: September 28, 2009, 9:10pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Reno's "The Solution Zone" is Now Streaming Online. About Time.

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  In case you haven't heard the latest, Reno's Progressive Radio Diva Christiane Brown's show "The Solution Zone" is now Streaming on the web.
  
  'Bout freaking time, if you ask me.
  
  Her show runs from 1:00 - 3:00 pm most weekdays, HERE.
  
  You can also find the [...]
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  Posted: September 25, 2009, 11:00am EDT
  by Zeke

• 5 New Things for You (Progressives) to Hate

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  As I was typing this post, Barkeep Karl asked why I am only listing things for the Lefties to Hate, none for the Cons. Obviously the Cons have plenty to get their Karl Rove autographed boxers in a bunch already. In fact, you might as well conceed that the [...]
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  Posted: September 23, 2009, 10:42am EDT
  by Zeke

• Why You Should Vote for Zeke

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  Look.
  I know there are a whole bunch of other Reno Bloggers out there Pandering, Begging and "politely requesting" you Vote for them for BEST BLOGGER in NORTHERN NEVADA in this year's Reno News & Review's 2009 "Best Of" Deal.
  
  But I'm telling you' [...]
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  Posted: September 16, 2009, 8:43am EDT
  by Zeke

• Ice Cream for Our Times

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  As you may know, "Rocky Road" Ice Cream was created in 1929 partly to "Reflect our Troubled Times Ahead".
  
  Here are some new varieties that Ben & Jerry'sâ„¢ are considering to reflect these new "Troubled Times":
  Wing-Nutty CrunchAppalachian Trail Adultery Granola SurpriseFear-tastic FoxNews Totally Bananas SwirlUnspoken Racism Chocolate and' [...]
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  Posted: September 14, 2009, 12:46pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Things Americans Aren't Patriotic About Any Longer

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  Hey, Things change.
  Do you remember when, not too long ago, nearly all Americans felt a Patriotic loyalty to these things?
  American Made CarsAmerican Health Care System
  Baseball Players
  Hot DogsMcDonald'sAmerican Olympic Multi-Gold MedalistsTown Hall meetingsOur Impartial News MediaNon Profit Low Income Community Support Groups (ACORN)American Movie IndustryPresident of the' [...]
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  Posted: September 11, 2009, 10:22am EDT
  by Zeke

• Poem : Up Chuck

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  Chuck Muth is a con-man with a Plan,
  To bring down Reid; he's not a Fan,
  But at the end of the day,
  If Chuckles gets his way,
  Harry will be homeless and living in a van.
  -Zeke Reno
  ' [...]
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  Posted: September 10, 2009, 2:59pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Unbelieveably, Dean Heller Didn't Yell at Obama. Yet.

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  © FauxNews September 10th, 2009
  Dayton, Nevada - Uber-Conservative Congressional Representative Dean Heller (NV-2), in an audacious moment of infamy, chose NOT to yell "You Lie" at President Obama during his speech to Congress yesterday regarding healthcare.
  
  Nevada GOP outgoing Chair Sue Lowden may have said, "It is an" [...]
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  Posted: September 10, 2009, 7:44am EDT
  by Zeke

• Jon Stewart : Betsy McCaughey Extended Interview

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  PART 1
  The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10cExclusive - Betsy McCaughey Extended Interview Pt. 1www.thedailyshow.comDaily Show
  Full EpisodesPolitical HumorHealthcare Protests
  
  PART 2
  The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10cExclusive - Betsy McCaughey [...]
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  Posted: August 29, 2009, 4:30pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Crazy Wingnut's Buses To Arrive Tomorrow in Reno

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  Oh, you got to love' em!
  
  America's newest terrorist splinter cell "The Travelin' Tea Baggers", will be arriving in Reno tomorrow to protest the 70%+ of Americans who want health care reform.
  
  Of course, the real trick of their performance will be to convince the local media to:
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  Posted: August 27, 2009, 3:41pm EDT
  by Zeke

• What's with All the Guns, Lately?

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  The various news sources have been reporting endlessly for the past two weeks about people bringing guns to town hall meetings. And, predictably, there is a battle cry from the anti-gun crowd about this phenomenon.
  
  But why are they bringing their guns in the first [...]
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  Posted: August 25, 2009, 10:39am EDT
  by Zeke

• Gibbens August To Do List

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  Posted: August 25, 2009, 5:22am EDT
  by Zeke

• Neo-Digital Neo-Cons

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  There has been some discussion about the recent upgrade to the digital world by the Republican party and its operatives. Since last November's election, the GOP have been all over the Internet, creating new blogs, advertising online and using social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook to get their [...]
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  Posted: August 24, 2009, 4:04pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Update: Protesters Still Suck

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  I got a lot of e-mail last summer complaining about a piece I wrote about what a stupid waste of time protesting candidates was.
  
  I was right then, and I am right now.
  
  And for once, the crazy selfish neocons are correct in pointing out that [...]
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  Posted: August 22, 2009, 8:55am EDT
  by Zeke

• Bigfoot Spotted Standing Next to Moderate Republican

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  © FauxNews August 21, 2009
  West Redneck Creek, Missouri - The remarkably elusive creature Bigfoot, was spotted today standing alongside of state Route 23 in rural Missouri. Even more remarkably, he was allegedly standing next to the equally elusive moderate Republican, a creature that has not been seen in over [...]
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  Posted: August 21, 2009, 3:24pm EDT
  by Zeke

• 3 Ways to Keep Crazy Winguts Out Of Your Town Hall Meetingn

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  So you're a Democratic Congressman. And you want to have a town hall meeting to discuss health care, your district's new federal highway plan or maybe just shoot the bull with your constituents.
  
  But you're afraid of those scary, and probably crazy anti-tax town hall crasher types that are' [...]
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  Posted: August 10, 2009, 7:44am EDT
  by Zeke

• Colbert: Paying for Healthcare

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  Posted: August 09, 2009, 9:32pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Jon Stewart: William Jefferson Airplane

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  The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
  
  
  
  
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  Posted: August 09, 2009, 9:07pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Wingnut Quiz

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  Ever wonder if you were a wingnut?
  
  Take this handy quiz and find out!
  
  Do you...
  Believe the moon landing was a fake (100% certainty Of Being a Wingnut)Believe Obama is Kenyan (95% certainty)Believe anything Glenn Beck says (90% certainty)Believe global warming is a conspiracy (89% certainty)
  Believe [...]
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  Posted: August 07, 2009, 4:52pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Latinos Are Secret Conservatives, People

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Sotomayor got confirmed yesterday.
  
  Big damn deal.
  
  No, I'm not about to spout racist GOP style crap, I'm just pointing out that Obama and the Senate Democrats have just added a sleeper cell conservative to the Supreme Court.
  
  "Oh Zeke, don't be ridiculous"' [...]
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  Posted: August 07, 2009, 7:34am EDT
  by Zeke

• Heller Gets to Do Something. Bout time.

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  Some of the guys down at the bar, are taking bets on what Congressman Dean "Boss Mormon" Heller will do next.
  
  He does have a couple choices to make, after all.
  
  He is certainly the local front runner to take on Senate majority [...]
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  Posted: August 06, 2009, 3:55pm EDT
  by Zeke

• George Carlin - Saving the Planet

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  Posted: August 02, 2009, 10:42pm EDT
  by Zeke

• The NRA Is Pissed Off

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  And no, not because of what you think.
  
  They are actually mad because the Obama administration has not lifted a single finger to ban or further regulate guns in America.
  
  But you wouldn't know that from reading their website. They've got the gun owners of America in such [...]
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  Posted: July 23, 2009, 7:01am EDT
  by Zeke

• 9 New GOP Medical Plans

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  Hey! Don't worry! The GOP are full of ideas these days on how to "make health care affordable for all Americans"!
  
  Here are just a few of their great ideas:
  
  Require that only registered voters can use emergency rooms for treatment.Pass out "veto stampers" to Medicare and Medicaid' [...]
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  Posted: July 22, 2009, 7:05am EDT
  by Zeke

• Family Man Ensign's Buddies

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  "Separation of Church and State".
  
  Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
  
  But what I can't figure out, is the same exact people who wrap themselves in the flag and carry on as if they invented patriotism, are the same people that perpetuate the joining of Church [...]
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  Posted: July 21, 2009, 6:51am EDT
  by Zeke

• Hey Bill! SHUT UP. Please.

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  Posted: July 20, 2009, 8:17pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Gibbon's Reno Town Hall Meeting Moved to Iraq

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  He went where?
  
  Iraq? Huh?
  
  With Reno's unemployment nearly reaching 11%, businesses closing left and right and State, County and City employees taking pay cuts, you would think our governor might want to hang around Nevada and "hold down the fort", so to speak.
  
  But no.
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  Posted: July 20, 2009, 7:36am EDT
  by Zeke

• Palin's Greatest Hits

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  Posted: July 18, 2009, 1:02pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Some Other Things Dead Fish Don't Do

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  A big shout out to Alaska Governor Sarah Palin for teaching us "city-folk" what dead fish do and don't do, when offering "...only dead fish go with the flow".
  
  Here are some other things dead fish don't do.
  
  Make Incomprehensible Resignation Speeches
  Quit Their Job
  (Ghost)Write Books
  Scream"Drill" [...]
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  Posted: July 12, 2009, 3:58pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Other Holidays to Be Taken Over by Tea Party Idiots

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  Recognizing that their April 15th annual event to protest paying taxes, The Tea Party Crowd decided this year they would also take over July 4th for protesting.
  
  Despite crappy turnouts locally and nationwide, the national organizers (who are GOP staffers of course), have decided to insert their protests into [...]
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  Posted: July 08, 2009, 7:56am EDT
  by Zeke

• Saying Sarah Palin into the Mirror Three Times

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  I'm scared.
  
  If you ask me, spooky Sister Sarah is going to come and get me, like she is doing to a Anchorage blogger who inferred recently that Palin was under investigation by the FBI.
  
  Obviously she got a taste for blood in' [...]
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  Posted: July 07, 2009, 7:37am EDT
  by Zeke

• Happy Independence Day!

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  Posted: July 04, 2009, 4:50pm EDT
  by Zeke

• First Baseball. Now Art? Oh Great.

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  I've been clear on this issue before. Me and my "long time local" friends down at the Dive Bar do not approve of the "famed" Reno Renaissance of late.
  
  With the opening of Artown this week, my beloved (and former shithole) downtown Reno is being turned into some' [...]
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  Posted: July 04, 2009, 6:36am EDT
  by Zeke

• Patriotâ„¢ Freedom®

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  Thankfully, it's become very easy to tell the political ideology of the person you're speaking to, by the words they use. In fact some words appear to have been completely "Owned" by one party or the other.
  Here's a handy Zeke cheat sheet for you:
  
  Republican Words
  Freedom
  Patriot[...]
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  Posted: July 02, 2009, 1:16pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Gibbon's July To Do List

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  Posted: July 01, 2009, 7:45am EDT
  by Zeke

• #TCOT

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  Last weekend when I was stuck in the Atlanta airport (don't ask), I noticed that on twitter many Republicans were using the hashtag #TCOT to mark their tweets. I haven't been able to figure out what this secret code acronym means, but here are some guesses:
  
  The Campaign [...]
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  Posted: June 30, 2009, 7:44am EDT
  by Zeke

• You Might Be a Republican If...

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  ...Google Search thinks your middle name is "hypocrite"
  
  ...never served in the military, but think that driving your Hummer will get you respect from those who did.
  
  ...think "hunches" are more important than facts.
  
  ...think "global warming" is a Jack-in-the-Box chicken wing promotion.
  
  ...say "going hiking" [...]
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  Posted: June 29, 2009, 3:05pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Fiscal Conservative Party?

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  Hey, I'm not trying to encourage them to do it, but from a bar stool I am sitting on, it doesn't seem like the GOP has a lot of choices at this point.
  
  With yet another senior level Republican Governor looking like (and being) a hypocritical misogynist to his [...]
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  Posted: June 24, 2009, 3:57pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Vast Improvement of Nevada Voter's Mental Health

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  © FauxNews June 23, 2009
  Fallon Nevada - Officials at the Nevada Mental Health Institute and DaySpa reported today that in a recent poll, Nevadans classified as mentally deranged dropped from 21% to 10%.
  
  These statistics are derived from the number of people in Nevada who still regard Governor [...]
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  Posted: June 23, 2009, 12:10pm EDT
  by Zeke

• 5 Things That Will Happen BEFORE Ensign Resigns

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  It seems rather hysterical to me that many Nevada Democrats think that John "Captain Wang" Ensign will resign from the U.S. Senate over something as innocuous as a little "hide the wiener game".
  
  However, anything is possible.
  
  Just to keep the resignation possibility in perspective, here are five [...]
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  Posted: June 22, 2009, 9:49am EDT
  by Zeke

• Obama Saves The Day

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  Posted: June 21, 2009, 11:02am EDT
  by Zeke

• Zeke's Interview with Rep Dean Heller.

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  I sat down with Congressman Dean Heller(R-NV) in his office last week to discuss the many nuanced and innovative pieces of legislation in front of Congress the session.
  
  ZSS: "Thank you for sitting down with me today Congressman. I appreciate it, buddy."
  
  DH: "No"
  
  ZSS: "What? Did" [...]
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  Posted: June 17, 2009, 7:42am EDT
  by Zeke

• Palin Protests Zeke Over Yo Momma Jokes

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  © FauxNews June 16, 2009
  Hoboken New Jersey - Governor Sarah Palin announced yesterday her campaign to remove advertisers to the Zeke says so blog, after infamous #2 Best Nevada Political Blogger Zeke Reno posted an article insulting Palin's mother 14,378 times.
  
  "Oh don't cha know, that rascal Zeke" [...]
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  Posted: June 16, 2009, 2:15pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Obama Appoints Gibbons New Ambassador to Antarctica

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  © FauxNews June 1, 2009
  Lovelock Nevada - In a surprise move today, PresidentBarack Obama appointed Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons to the office of Ambassador of Antarctica. This is the first time the United States has ever appointed ambassador to a continent, especially one without any [...]
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  Posted: June 01, 2009, 3:05pm EDT
  by Zeke

• PETA to Protest Gibbons Veto Stamping Incident

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  © FauxNews May 28th 2009
  Mound House, Nevada - Members of Nevada's People for the Emphatic Tickling of Animals will be protesting Governor Jim "Smackdown" Gibbons tomorrow in response to reports that "Mr. Jinx", Nevada's First Cat, was accidentally gravely injured by Gibbons in a [...]
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  Posted: May 28, 2009, 2:05pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Angle's In? Reid Will Win

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  Look, I know I said a couple weeks ago that Harry Reid was in big trouble to get reelected.
  
  But things have changed.
  
  For those of you in Vegas, let me fill you in on Senator Reid's newly announced challenger Sharon Angle. Angle had been an' [...]
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  Posted: May 26, 2009, 3:37pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Gibbons Launches New 2010 Campaign Site

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  It is kinda strange, but it does give out some great info on America's Worst Governor Nevada's Jim Gibbons.
  
  Gibbon's Campaign Website' [...]
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  Posted: May 25, 2009, 4:47pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Where Have the Republicans Gone?

  Number of comments: 1
  Seriously.
  
  When was the last time you met a Republican? And not just seen one on television; actually met a real live Republican?
  
  Had to think about it didn't you?
  
  Since 2006, and draamatically since last summers impending rout, Republicans have jumped off the sinking USS GOP' [...]
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  Posted: May 25, 2009, 7:35am EDT
  by Zeke

• The Gentlemen of the Right

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  Posted: May 23, 2009, 7:32pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Gibbens Traded to AZ For a Governor to Be Named Later

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  © FauxNews Sports - May 21, 2009
  Carson City Nevada - After being pulled in the third inning at yesterday's Ely Town Hall Meeting, Nevada Governor Jim "The Mormon Choker" Gibbons has been sent down to the minors by State Manager Billy Martin.
  
  Gibbons has been struggling lately in' [...]
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  Posted: May 22, 2009, 11:01am EDT
  by Zeke

• Zeke Blog Wins Nerpy Award!

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  The writing staff of the Zeke Says So blog would like to thank the voting members of the American Political Comedy Writers Association for their distinguishing this blog with their highest award at last night's ceremony in Los Angeles.
  
  Although this blog was nominated for three awards, in Comedic' [...]
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  Posted: May 22, 2009, 7:43am EDT
  by Zeke

• E-Mails to Zeke Part 8

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  It's been awhile, so here's some replies to the burning questions of the day:
  
  Q1: "I would really appreciate it if you would reach out to conservatives in Northern Nevada and try to find solutions, instead of fanning the fires of partisanship..." -BO Washington, DC
  A: What's the fun' [...]
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  Posted: May 21, 2009, 7:35am EDT
  by Zeke

• Luv Guv Spring To Do List

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  Posted: May 20, 2009, 4:19pm EDT
  by Zeke

• The 400 lb Gitmo

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  Okay. The liberals in the bar last night were freaking out.
  
  People were saying that Senatorial Democrats and President Obama are reneging on their promises to close Guantánamo Bay and move the detainees into our criminal justice system, after Obama announced the return of military tribunals, and the Senate [...]
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  Posted: May 20, 2009, 9:21am EDT
  by Zeke

• Schwarzenegger Planning a Run Against Reid?

  Number of comments: 1
  
  When my little Republican buddy offered the scenario last night, I figured he was joking.
  
  Seriously. How could the embattled Governator of California Arnold Schwarzenegger possibly hope to win against Senate Majority Leader Democrat Harry Reid? It seems silly.
  
  Then I got to [...]
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  Posted: May 19, 2009, 8:10am EDT
  by Zeke

• Why Wingnuts Have Bad Teeth

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  If you haven't seen, the Nevada Senate is finally getting around to pushing through a bill that will require Washoe County (Reno) to install fluoride in drinking water system. [RGJ]
  
  Despite the massive amounts of scientific proof, local wing nuts are opposed to the' [...]
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  Posted: May 18, 2009, 11:41am EDT
  by Zeke

• Poem : Nevada, Land of the Lost

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  The citizens of Nevada long ago agreed,
  That taxing personal income was not a need,
  But then in two thousand and eight,
  We went broke as a state,
  "Hey! Who says kids need to read?"
  -Zeke
  May 2009 [...]
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  Posted: May 16, 2009, 3:43pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Stress Testing Torture

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  It is being argued by talking heads and former elected officials, that some of the interrogation techniques used by the CIA and military at Gitmo are not torture. Because some dipshit lawyer wrote an "opinion" that it wasn't.
  
  Well, here is a fun little exercise to try on your' [...]
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  Posted: May 15, 2009, 3:11pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Torture Is Not Funny

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  Posted: May 13, 2009, 4:07pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Gibbons Is Afraid of Reno

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  Have you noticed that even though Governor Jim "winging it" Gibbons lives in Reno, he never has any events, town hall meetings or speeches in our lovely Burg?
  
  I think he's afraid of us.
  
  And he should be: Reno, Sparks and Washoe County not only now have a' [...]
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  Posted: May 13, 2009, 7:30am EDT
  by Zeke

• Abe Lincoln Switches to Democratic Party

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  ©FauxNews May 12th, 2009
  Log Cabin, Illinois - In a startling announcement, 16th President of the United States Abraham Lincoln switched allegiance, today and joined the Democratic Party. Lincoln is the third dead President to recently, postmortem, to join the Democratic Party in the past two [...]
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  Posted: May 12, 2009, 7:59am EDT
  by Zeke

• Tobacco Lobby Is Buying Off The Legislature

  Number of comments: 1
  Remember a couple years ago when the citizens of Nevada clearly voted a smoking ban in our state's bars and restaurants?
  
  You'd think the Nevada Legislature would get the Message.
  
  But no. [STORY]
  
  Right now, our distinguished assemblyman are getting ready to [...]
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  Posted: May 11, 2009, 11:25am EDT
  by Zeke

• Glenn Beck and Acorn Guy and Ross Miller

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  Posted: May 08, 2009, 8:26am EDT
  by Zeke

• Here Comes the Nuke Marketing Squad!

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  Our good buddies at the local Reno television stations have been reporting all week that "Pro-Yucca Mountain" groups are about to begin a media blitz in Nevada.
  
  Yay.
  
  What they will need to do, is convince our relatively uneducated state population, that building a [...]
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  Posted: May 07, 2009, 3:35pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Zeke Corp. 1st Quarter Report

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  Wall Street Journal - May 6, 2009
  The Zeke® Corporation posted its first quarter numbers today, with 3.2% growth prompting speculation in a possible surprise turnaround in the blogging sector. The National Blog Index had been in freefall since last month's Huffington Post reported zero dividend for 2nd quarter' [...]
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  Posted: May 06, 2009, 7:36am EDT
  by Zeke

• Biden Produced 1976 'Swine Flu' Public Service Announcements

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  Posted: May 05, 2009, 4:04pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Liberal Jesus and Conservative Jesus

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  At around 11:30 p.m. every night, down at the bar, somebody wants to talk to me about God.
  They are usually Christian, although a couple Moslims hang out in the Dive Bar also. Don't ask.
  
  I've noticed that political perspective seems to be related to the type of Savior [...]
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  Posted: May 05, 2009, 8:03am EDT
  by Zeke

• Poem: Gone Gibbons Gone

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  It seems Old Guv Jim could never win,
  with Democrats from all sides closing in,
  but when Gib took the stimulus money,
  2010 was now all over Honey,
  Because the Muth Army is gonna unelect him
  -Zeke Reno
  May 2009
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  Posted: May 04, 2009, 7:47am EDT
  by Zeke

• George Carlin and Hurt Feelings

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  See Nothing? CLICK ME! [...]
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  Posted: May 04, 2009, 10:09pm EDT
  by Zeke

• Political Darwinism

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  It would be funny, if it wasn't so sad.
  
  I've been observing a variety of conservative wing nuts, who have cooked up conspiracy theories that the H1N1 virus outbreak is being "blown up" and hyped in order to produce a variety of "liberal agenda items". Some wing nuts suggest [...]
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  Posted: May 01, 2009, 9:59am EDT
  by Zeke

• Very Scary Things

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  I've written massive amounts about "fearmongering" by the media in this country.
  
  But it seems like recently, the media is having trouble distinguishing what are things that are really dangerous, and infotainment "fake dangers" ala FoxNews.
  So here's a handy list for you:
  
  Things Not to Worry About:
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  Posted: April 29, 2009, 7:54am EDT
  by Zeke

• Baseball? What the Hell Is Going on Here?

  Number of comments: 0
  I don't like it one bit! Who the hell are these people?
  
  Apparently, some knuckleheads down at the Reno City Council have gotten together with developers to created a madhouse in downtown Reno.
  
  All last week there were thousands of people walking around my neighborhood, spending money and' [...]
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  Posted: April 28, 2009, 7:37am EDT
  by Zeke

• Ron Paul is Still Alive

  Number of comments: 3
  And he still is saying some crazy shit. (Although if Texas REALLY wants to leave the USA, fine by me)
  
  
  I guess he forgot who lost our Civil War [...]
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  Posted: April 27, 2009, 4:23pm EDT
  by Zeke