A gentleman by the name of John Adler is my Congressman and I've just sent him the following pledge to sign. It requires him to scuttle his current federal health care coverage -- coverage that likely is far superior to yours -- and submit to any' [...] 
There is a one-word reason that last night's winning play between Eli Manning and David Tyree is the greatest play in NFL history:
A funny thing happened during the big “smackdown” debate between Senators Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton the other night.
Concerned that the Garden State is losing the agricultural race, New Jersey legislators have intensified their campaign to drive residents and businesses from the state to make room for more vegetables.
NBC newsman Tim "Mad Dog" Russert looked like a poster boy for hypertension at the GOP candidates debate last night, red face all bunched up as he lashed out his "yes or no" questions to all the old white guys.
American viewers of the BBC news last night heard an astounding admission from Bill Clinton's former Treasury Secretary Lawrence Summers, who said:
Sometimes television journalists have to reach for the concrete example, the “Aha” example that will reach the common viewer.
The food store is about three miles away and as you are pulling out of the driveway your spouse runs from the house, raps on the driver's window and hollers:
It was a one-in-a-million poke.
When CBS reported on the Don Imus slur, it of course allowed the words "nappy-headed ho's" to get on the air. News, after all. But folks who wanted to comment on the CBS web site about Imus' firing last night had to abide by the [...] 
Before looking at the Don Imus uproar again, let’s all ask ourselves this relevant question about U.S. Senator Barrack Obama:
The sad tale is being told by newspapers today of five sex offenders “with no place to go” and who now must live under a “noisy highway bridge” in Miami. The article speaks volumes about the American culture that on one hand celebrates and [...] 
I've always told the kids (and now grandkids) in our family to set their sights on college. Big mistake.
Smooth as a milk shake, U.S. Sen. Barack Obama is about to hypnotize a nation and pulverize a former First Lady as he rides toward the White House on a media-powered magic carpet of adulation.
After tens of millions of Americans watched TV/Web images of rats scurrying around overnight in a KFC/Taco Bell in New York City, the best and brightest of Yum Brands huddled and came up with this response:
New Jersey Gov. Jon Corzine announced the other day that he will be devoting $5 million in tax money to fight autism, which is now hitting one percent of New Jersey kids in one way or another, according to the Centers for Disease Control [...] 
Once the news media has hero-ized a public figure, reality doesn't have a chance.
Whever it is that Joe DiMaggio has gone, Wrigley Field is right behind him.
Philadelphia's KYW Newsradio Traffic Reporter Sam Clover, perhaps unwittingly, cast his vote this morning in the ongoing "Laying vs. Sticking" Debate.
The deadly brown treesnake – which fatally poisoned a 16-year-old boy in Australia less than two weeks ago – has been discovered on the Hawaiian Islands and U.S. officials are about to survey tourists there to predict the snake’s potential economic impact.
Some students are Yale University are having a heck of a time this week celebrating the abortion scene. You can read here all about the tea, the talks, the film.
The arrest of 761 illegal aliens in Southern California by federal officials made the news this week, but a little-noticed government report puts the new arrests into sharp – and worrisome – perspective.
It wasn't enough that the Associated Press wrote and distributed last Friday a gag-ga article canonizing the new U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).
Let the games begin. With the debut (unofficial, wink, wink) of Senators Hillary Clinton (D-NY) and Barack Obama (D-IL) onto the presidential torture trail, the smarmy tricks will be flying fast and thick.
Their sales territories are 3000 miles apart and they work for warring circuses, but Arnold the Big One and Eddie the Fast One, governors of California and Pennsylvania respectively, are spiritual twins in the Traveling Brotherhood of Sky Pie.
Day after day, the once proud and still haughty Associated Press, the aging lion of news services, loses another tooth and sheds another tuft of mane.
We are in the last two minutes of the Big Game and the Philadelphia Eagles need one first down to go on and tie the game and Head Coach Andy Reid has decided to inspire his team with the Eagles cheer as the huge enemy [...] 
Congratulations, New Jersey property taxpayers. Gov. Jon Corzine is promising you a 20 percent property tax reduction. (Or maybe just a tax credit which will be sort of like trying to cash a rebate slip from a bankrupt company)
That's a blowfish next door, which is a clue as to the nature of this post. Great puffers are blowfish, turning into amazing balloons to thwart predators who need a flat surface to bite.
This is no time to disrespect Donovan McNabb, the injured Philadelphia Eagles quarterback who is watching backup Jeff Garcia tear up the NFL with surgical strikes that somehow leave him bloodier than his foes but always victorious.
Spend 20 years with an organization and they might give you a watch.
