daTruthSquad

• Manalapan Delays A Vote on Approving What Some Call "Love Canal II"

  If you were in da Manalapan Town Hall with daTruthSquad during da November 11 meeting, you saw what turned into a contentious meeting, complete with most of da population of nearby Englishtown in attendance (well, about 30 or so). Why were they there?
  
  Da Manalapan Township Committee, led [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: December 04, 2009, 11:48am EST
  

• DaTruthSquad's Thanksgiving Wishes

  It has turned into another interesting year in Manalapan. A mayor was booted from office, his handler was told by voters in District 12 that not only was she not wanted, she was not wanted by 2 out of every 3 voters! Alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident and alleged Republican/and [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: November 25, 2009, 11:12am EST
  

• Da Queen Pens "Da Sour Grapes of Roth"

  You can call this a potential new chapter to another Manalapan lawsuit.
  
  Not satisfied with just looking like da town under her leadership has spent over $16,000 so Manalapan Police Chief Stu Brown could get a paid-for one day suspension, Queen Michelle has made her first official statement [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: November 19, 2009, 1:52pm EST
  

• For Sale - Controversial Blog - Low Miles - Original Owner

  Want To Buy A Brillo Blog????
  
  DaTruthSquad was recently checking out da "For Sale" section of a local newspaper looking for some office equipment, when all of a sudden an ad caught our eye:
  
  "So-called HATE website for sale. Original owner. Low miles. Easy to maintain" [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: November 14, 2009, 2:07am EST
  

• DaTruth Revealed About "Lady-Gate" - And How Much Taxpayer-Funded Vendettas Are Costing

  It became known as "Lady-Gate." News of Lady-Gate began when Manalapan Township Committee "Lady" Michelle Roth, who would later lose her State Assembly campaign by near historic proportions, claimed women basically weren't safe when in direct proximity to Manalapan Police Chief Stu Brown.
  
  Of course, it escalated' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: November 09, 2009, 12:57pm EST
  

• Team Roth Drags Down Da Entire Manalapan Democratic Ticket!

  Klauber is clobbered and Roth is routed!
  
  Well, TruthTellers - YOU HAVE SPOKEN!!! You can fool some of da people all of da time, bully most of da people most of da time, and take politics deep into da bowels of da gutter, and it doesn't mean you'll win [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: November 04, 2009, 1:16am EST
  

• Surprises for Da Coveted "DaTruthSquad" 2009 Political Endorsements

  DaTruthSquad has polled our TruthTellers, and read a newspaper or two. So, with da Governor's mansion, da Lt. Governor's townhouse, state assembly, Monmouth County Freeloader and Manalapan mayor's races all up for grabs, here's da annual daTruthSquad coveted endorsements!
  
  Governor: Chris Christie - da [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: October 27, 2009, 12:02pm EDT
  

• DA FIRST AMENDMENT IS DEAD AND BURIED BY BUREAUCRATS IN MONMOUTH COUNTY - BUT NOT IF WE HAVE A SAY!

  URGENT UPDATE - ON FRIDAY AFTERNOON, FOLLOWING BOTH RENEWED CRITICISM BY THIS BLOG, NEWSPAPERS, AND THE FACT THEIR LAWYERS SAW THE WRITING ON DA WALL, DA FRHSD AND THEIR LAWYERS CANCELED THEIR SUBPOENA!!!!!! DA FIRST AMENDMENT LIVES AGAIN IN MONMOUTH COUNTY!!!!!
  
  AN UPDATE TO FOLLOW SOON!
  
  IT'S ROUND' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: October 23, 2009, 1:08pm EDT
  

• HELP!!! Even daTruthSquad Can't Keep Up With All Of Da Manalapan Township Committee Excuses!

  TruthTellers - you can't make this stuff up! In da ongoing case of da Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man, which is now going to become "da Mosked Man vs da Township of Manalapan, Queen & Tara," Manalapan's Queen Assembly candidate has come up with yet another excuse as [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: October 19, 2009, 11:47am EDT
  

• Were Da Statements Made By State Assembly Candidate Roth A Public Relations Stunt To Combat Soon-To-Be Released Allegations Against Her?

  We all know by now da historic Roth-O-Gram she made at da September Manalapan Township Committee meeting. Waiting until da meeting was almost over, with no way to comment, she lashed out at Manalapan Police Chief Stu Brown, making outrageous claims that in most businesses would have had da person [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: October 12, 2009, 12:40pm EDT
  

• "MANALAPAN WARS" - Da Mosked Man Strikes Back

  Since da consensus is now that da Manalapan Township Committee is nothing more than a 3-ring circus, then why not make it a movie? Ladies and Gentlemen - TruthTellers of All Ages -- Based upon "Star Wars," - Welcome to "Manalapan Wars!"
  
  Da latest episode --- "Da Mosked" [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: October 05, 2009, 10:53am EDT
  

• Manalapan's 3-Ring Circus Turns Into A "Spodak" Moment

  It's obvious after da September 23 Manalapan Township Meeting, that da title of "Mayor" should be replaced with "Circus Master." DaTruthSquad also proposes an ordinance changing da title of "Deputy Mayor" with "Cotton Candy Salesman," "Committeeman should be changed to "Clown," and Township Attorney can become "Carnival Barker."
  [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: September 30, 2009, 12:53pm EDT
  

• BREAKING NEWS: State Assembly Candidate Roth's Police "Rage" Allegations Challenged - By Someone Who Was Actually There!

  At da last Manalapan Township Committee meeting, Committeewoman and State Senate candidate Queen Michelle Roth shocked everyone by making completely shocking and devastating allegations against Manalapan Police Chief Stu Brown. In a prepared, apparently rehearsed and definitely calculated speech, da Queen leveled charges against Chief Brown that - if true [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: September 22, 2009, 11:08am EDT
  

• And Da Academy Award Goes To --- Queen Michelle Roth!!!

  One - She owns her own public relations company. Two - She knows how to skilfully play to an audience. Three - She must have cornered da market on crocodile tears, and she knows how to use them.
  
  Two weeks ago, she was faced down by a myriad [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: September 14, 2009, 12:47pm EDT
  

• Breaking News: More Potential Corruption Concerns For Manalapan's WMUA

  You won't read about this in da local Snoozer, and certainly not on "Da Lies About Manalapan" website.
  
  As many of our readers know, this blog has spoken out more than once about da WMUA, Manalapan & Marlboro's sewer authority. They've been raided by da FBI, their chairman sent' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: September 08, 2009, 9:58pm EDT
  

• BREAKING NEWS: The NJEA Hands Out Their Endorsements - and Roth is Snubbed!!!!

  This may be a serious sign that da campaign to get Michelle "Da Queen" Roth elected to da NJ State Assembly has trouble. Da NJEA, one of da state's two or three most powerful unions has handed out their coveted endorsements. Out of 40 state legislative districts, candidates, mostly Democrats,' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: September 01, 2009, 12:52pm EDT
  

• Will "Lady-Gate" Be Da Downfall For Candidate Michelle Roth in November?

  In 2007, it was a lawsuit pushed for and approved by Michelle Roth that led Manalapan into what became not only a legal precedent in da nation, but put Manalapan on da map worldwide, receiving rebuke for "Da Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man."
  
  After da [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: August 24, 2009, 10:03am EDT
  

• DaTruthSquad's Plan to Rectify Manalapan's Latest Black Eye: Da Police Chief Suspended For Calling a State Assembly Candidate a "Lady"

  Boy, you can't even go on your vacation getaway to Truth or Consequences without something both big and dastardly happening while you are out of town!
  
  As you all know by now, Manalapan's current honored & decorated police chief is under fire for calling Manalapan's Queen a "lady." [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: August 19, 2009, 11:34am EDT
  

• URGENT: Manalapan's Police Chief To File a Lawsuit Against His Town Due To Da Actions of a State Assembly Candidate!

  This is one of those times that even while relaxing at our vacation estate in Truth or Consequences, you have to be amazed at what lunacy some career politicians can cause.
  
  You also have to wonder if the Mosked Man actually sleeps? Fresh off his victory in da [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: August 07, 2009, 1:18pm EDT
  

• Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Worse For Da Corzin-ator

  OK, we have to admit even we couldn't think things could get worse for Governor Cor-slime. It's not often daTruthSquad is wrong, but yes, it's getting worse by da day - and we mean each day this week!
  
  1. President Obama comes to da state, and into Monmouth' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: July 31, 2009, 12:52pm EDT
  

• Something Smells Funny At Manalapan's Sewer Authority

  Da problem here is - this isn't funny - and it could seriously cost anyone who lives in Manalapan and Marlboro who flush their toilets.
  
  Although their investigation received no fanfare at da time, and flew completely under da radar, da Asbury Park Press recently reported that da' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: July 21, 2009, 12:17pm EDT
  

• Evidence Proves Da Mosked Man Not Guilty - And Da Transcript Uncovers it!

  Lookout - DaTruthSquad & Da Transcript Are On Da Same Page!
  
  Normally, when one reads da local Snoozepaper, their big-cheese editor has been known to send da real news to Planet Bean, and discuss his love and admiration for daTruthSquad. In one ranting, it was his opinion that [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: July 15, 2009, 11:51am EDT
  

• Money Trouble For Da Manalapan Township Committee - Lawyers Payroll Numbers Don't Add Up

  *****URGENT UPDATE***** A JUDGE IN FREEHOLD HAS THROWN OUT DA CASE OF "DA TOWNSHIP OF MANALAPAN VS DA MOSKED MAN!" DA JUDGE ACTED AFTER DA LAWYER FOR MANALAPAN, AFTER SPENDING WELL OVER $100,000 ON LAWYERS, ENGINEERING FEES, AND OTHER EXPENSES, AND THE $10,500 TO ACTUALLY CLEAN UP THE OIL-TAINTED SOIL, [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: July 09, 2009, 12:37pm EDT
  

• Another daTruthSquad Exclusive: Manalapan's Attorney Issues Hidden From You For Months - Extreme Billing Questions - And a Bombshell

  More bombshell information coming out about da now-infamous Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man's lawsuit. And, one of these bombshell tidbits has been hidden from da public, either due to embarrassment for Manalapan politicians, or fear of political retribution at da polls of people knew.
  
  Well -' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: July 01, 2009, 12:37pm EDT
  

• DATRUTHSQUAD EXCLUSIVE: Da Manalapan vs. Moskovitz Will Continue - No Matter If Manalapan Politicians Want It To End!

  You may have read the story in da local Snoozepaper, but one thing is definitely for certain - da 2-year long Manalapan vs. Moskovitz "Land-deal-gone-bad-First Amendment" lawsuit will not be ending. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know this for certain. All you have to do to know for' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: June 25, 2009, 11:28pm EDT
  

• Spammers Beware - Da TruthTellers Have Uncovered You

  First, thanks to TruthTeller "R" for bringing the fantastic Italian dishes to our latest meeting of da TruthTellers.
  
  Now, as our readers are aware, there has been a serous effort made to spam this blog site. A large number of references were made to a person who was [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: June 25, 2009, 12:44pm EDT
  

• A DATRUTHSQUAD BULLETIN - PART 1: Magicians Con-zine And His Manalapan Apostles - Making Magic With Our Budgets

  New Jersey is a very interesting political state, but you don't need daTruthSquad to tell you that. Governor Con-zine first tells us his stewardship during these financially tough times has put New Jersey in a great position to not have to suffer through da recession. Then came news of da' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: June 19, 2009, 12:08pm EDT
  

• Now Da US Government Has Problems With Da Fields of Nightmares

  I'll leave it up to da TruthTellers on this one, so let's take an opinion poll:
  
  Question - Who do you feel would have da most knowledge, rationality, common sense, and judgment when it comes to an issue of engineering that could possibly become a health issue?
  [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: June 10, 2009, 12:09pm EDT
  

• Governor Clown-zine Says He'll "Be Fighting For You"

  Considering his last 4 years in office, you'd think Governor Clown-zine would think before he spoke, or he actually believes what he is telling all of us. He told da crowd after skating through his mostly unopposed primary that -- and get this -- Republican's "values are out of step" [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: June 03, 2009, 4:21pm EDT
  

• Manalapan Committeeman Andy Boy's "Gray Clouded" Voting Dilemma

  There's da old saying about "The Chickens Coming Home to Roost." That saying could describe Manalapan Township Committeeman alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident & alleged Republican/and or Democrat Andy Boy to a "T."
  
  Now, alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident & alleged Republican/and or Democrat Andy Boy has a' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: May 28, 2009, 12:52pm EDT
  

• Take Out Your Abacus, Because Manalapan's Budget Doesn't Add Up

  Da Lobster is 10 pounds - Sounds Good. Da Price of $100 per pound doesn't sound good. Da new athletic field will be da cornerstone of a new park - Sounds Good. Da crumb rubber used in da field could contain potential cancer-causing agents and has been banned by other' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: May 20, 2009, 11:45am EDT
  

• Da Next "Obama" Could Save Da Queen's Political Ambitions

  If there's 3 things anyone in da Kingdom of Manalapan knows for absolute certainty, it is that your taxes are sure to skyrocket led by da tax & overspending Gang of Three, da township engineer (gave campaign money to Democrats) is sure to get a lot of work, and da' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: May 13, 2009, 12:15pm EDT
  

• Forget Da Vacuum - Da Queen's & Her Gang Are Going To Eat Our Money This Year!

  Recently, a well-known politician said that "New Jersey will go bankrupt in 10 to 20 years because we cannot afford our employees as a state."
  
  Was it (A) Chris Christie; (B) Bozo da Corzine; (C) Manalapan's Queen, state assembly candidate Michelle Roth; (D) Newark Mayor Cory Booker; or' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: May 07, 2009, 12:50pm EDT
  

• Manalapan's Queen May Be Biting Off More Than She Can Chew

  Times should get very interesting in Manalapan within the next 2 months, and da most interesting point of all will be - how will da Queen position herself.
  
  Issue 1 - Da Town Budget:
  
  Da Queen has never - ever - voted against a tax increase. [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: April 30, 2009, 1:17pm EDT
  

• A Referendum Against Wasser - Wasser's Rubber-Stamp Horvath Voted Out In Manalapan By A Landslide!

  She used gimics, including advertising and ridiculous robot-calling, and in the end, her ties to Mr/Dr/Lord James Wasser cost her the job she's held for 30 years. In a stunning development that will have implications for da Queen, da Commissar, and also da Manalapan Republican Party, newcomer Jennifer Sutera beat' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: April 22, 2009, 3:44am EDT
  

• BREAKING NEWS: Manalapan Town Hall Apparently Backs Horvath????

  A number of TruthTellers have received on Monday a computer-generated call from none other than Wasser puppet Patricia "Wasser" Horvath. Da call, according to a number of caller ID's actually came from Washington, DC, a company called StarNet, and not from Monmouth County or even from Manalapan or Englishtown! [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: April 20, 2009, 1:46pm EDT
  

• Did Da Colts Neck Kid Counterfeiters Really Do Anything Wrong?

  Like many of our TruthTellers, daTruthSquad was surprised when news of da arrests of two young, impressionable Colts Neck High School students was reported by da Asbury Park Press newspaper. According to news accounts, da sophomore & junior passed funny money in da school's cafeteria, and got caught. Da' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: April 16, 2009, 8:38pm EDT
  

• How Manalapan's Taxpayer Money Is SILENTLY Spent

  There are two things for certain in life - death and taxes.
  
  There are three things certain for life as a taxpayer in Manalapan - death, incredibly high taxes, and more money wastefully & needlessly spent on lawyers.
  
  We start first with da now-infamous [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: April 13, 2009, 11:01am EDT
  

• BREAKING NEWS: Manalapan Reportedly Facing Big Budget Deficit

  Embedded sources in Manalapan's Democratic Party & Town Hall have been telling daTruthSquad for da last 2 months that there is significant worry among a number of individuals that Manalapan may be facing a nearly 7-figure budget deficit for their fiscal year - and approximately $700,000 right now from what' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: April 02, 2009, 10:52am EDT
  

• Corzine and Da Queen - Perfect Together

  We have to admit daTruthSquad is troubled about da state of New Jersey, and Manalapan too. Have you checked your wallets lately?
  
  Homestead Rebates - CORZINED!
  
  Property Tax Relief - CORZINED!
  
  Aid to Manalapan - CORZINED!
  
  Added surcharges - COURTESY OF CORZINE!
  [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: March 26, 2009, 12:35pm EDT
  

• Clearly, something smells funny about Cleary and da Sewer Authority

  According to da local Snoozepaper, "The WMUA's legal case against Cleary and Abate no longer exists."
  
  What??????????
  
  OK, let us all remember just because they wrote a press statement, it doesn't mean that you're getting all da facts in it. According to da fantasy land' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: March 19, 2009, 3:15pm EDT
  

• "Arsenic" On Da Land Manalapan Is Paying Double For????

  You have to give credit where credit is due for Manalapan's Mayor Da Commissar. You know this will certainly ruffle some feathers in his own cadre, but he let da cat out of da bag anyway.
  
  Arsenic?
  
  On da site Manalapan is paying double for??????
  
  Are they' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: March 13, 2009, 11:48am EDT
  

• Da Monmouth GOP May Have Some Very Serious Troubles Ahead

  If you’re a GOP’er right now, especially one from Monmouth County and Manalapan, you have some serious concerns to deal with.
  
  First, your national spokesman somehow has become Rush Limbaugh, meaning you have a 1 ton, OxyContin-lovin’, cigar smoking, hardcore conservative, perceived elitist as da face of your party. [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: March 06, 2009, 12:45pm EST
  

• A Memo to Manalapan's Career Politicians Regarding Who & What Has Rights

  Memo: To Manalapan's Career Politicians
  From: DaTruthSquad
  RE: First Amendment Rights
  
  It seems Manalapan's Politburo isn't alone in their "deny-at-taxpayer-expense" First Amendment trashing. Lawrence Township didn't take a blogger, or a writer, or a speaker, or an anonymous commenter to court demanding to take their free speech away and [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: March 03, 2009, 12:07pm EST
  

• Da Commissar & da Queen's Latest Fleecing of Manalapan

  Interesting how it is in da Kingdom that it takes a few meetings to spend millions of YOUR TAX DOLLARS on a piece of land that almost half of which cannot be built on - but when it comes to da Village, which could have implications of actually LOWERING YOUR [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: February 24, 2009, 4:34pm EST
  

• Porky Poo-Poo's Against Those Who Attempt to Quash Free Speech - And Agrees With daTruthSquad!

  Apparently not much is going on in Town Hall that da latest meeting was barely over 40 minutes long! I would hope that Manalapan's esteemed public servants on da town dole don't bill for da entire hour - that is, except for da new Township Attorney.
  
  Da last [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: February 17, 2009, 11:49am EST
  

• Breaking News: "You wouldn't let your children play in a Manalapan junkyard"

  There's an old rule in TruthLand - Listen to those around you, because your Truth may not be daTruth, and da person you like least may speak daTruth whether you like it or not.
  
  In New York City, two well known city councilmen have made news recently, and' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: February 10, 2009, 12:26pm EST
  

• An Official DaTruthSquad Challenge to Career Politicians

  First, daTruthSquad would like to share with you a proposed campaign mailer intercepted from a potential political candidate:
  
  Vote for me - I want to represent you on da Manalapan Township Committee!
  
  I'm not doing it because I want to lower taxes, make Manalapan better, build' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: February 04, 2009, 10:09pm EST
  

• BREAKING NEWS: Manalapan Dream Team Lawyer Inadvertently Forces Commissar Klauber Into a First Amendment Corner

  Interesting to see what happens when daTruthSquad & da Snoozepaper are working together to solve Manalapan's First Amendment quashing. Following da news here on this blog, and da subsequent well-written editorial by news guy Mark Rosman who brilliantly spanked da Commissar where it hurts da most, Manalapanistan lawyer-Mayor Commissar Klauber' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: January 29, 2009, 12:38pm EST
  

• Is Commissar Klauber Violating Da First Amendment?

  The following is a dramatization:
  
  Da meeting of da Manalapanistan Township Committee comes to order. As da 5 ruling members ascend their thrones, da mayor commands his subjects to approach da dais - if they dare - to speak before da committee.
  
  First up is a [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: January 23, 2009, 12:38pm EST
  

• Mayor's Statements Issue #1: Da Former Queen Mayor says “Mr. Moskovitz Started A Lawsuit”

  
  It’s been awhile since daTruthSquad took a vacation. Maybe we all should?
  
  After sitting in town hall for the knock down-drag out- wrestling extravaganza - otherwise known as da December 17, 2008 meeting of da Manalapan Township Committee, 5 things immediately came to mind.
  [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: January 18, 2009, 3:27pm EST
  

• Goon for Governor!!!!!!!

  Rarely has a public official come forward and told daTruth. Manalapan had one in former Committeeman Mr. Anthony Gennaro. Now, Monmouth County and Marlboro has one in former Marlboro representative on the Freehold Regional High School District Board of Education.
  
  Katie Goon has had enough. She was tired of [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: January 13, 2009, 2:42pm EST
  

• Corzine's Worst Fears - Here Comes Christie

  Today the legendary Chris Christie has finally decided to toss his crime-fighting hat into da ring and challenge da budget-challenged Jon Corzine for da chance of running a state teetering on financial insolvency.
  
  Christie's new website says, "New Jersey is broken. State government is too big and with'" [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: January 08, 2009, 11:38am EST
  

• DaTruthSquad’s 2009 Crystal Ball Predictions

  2008 was a very interesting year, so can 2009 top it? Let's have some fun and take out da dusty & rusty & trusty extra-double-magic Crystal Ball, a prognostication tool used to attempt to predict da future, and lets see what it will predict.
  
  Re-org Day will be an' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: December 30, 2008, 10:34pm EST
  

• Da Ultimate Fighting Championships Manalapan Style - A Manalapan Township Meeting!

  Sitting in da Manalapan Township arena and watching da events unfurl during da last Manalapan Township Committee meeting on December 17, one might think instead of a town meeting where so-called professionals conduct business we were all instead at a wrestling event or Ultimate Fighting steel cage match.
  
  [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: December 26, 2008, 3:05pm EST
  

• The Epitome Of A Public Servant

  When Mr. Anthony Gennaro first became a Manalapan Township Committeeman, this blog nicknamed him “Jack of Clubs,” believing he would be a Queen clone. With complete surprise, but for all da right reasons, that perception changed within 3 months in office.
  
  Manalapan residents realized exactly what they had in [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: December 19, 2008, 12:25pm EST
  

• Is a Manalapan Dream Team Lawyer Working For Free?

  Thanks to da old phrase, "Step 1 - Take Foot & Step 2 - Insert Foot in Mouth," there are even more twists and turns in da ongoing saga of “Da Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man” taxpayer funded lawsuit. Da latest twist came out of a random series [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: December 12, 2008, 12:44pm EST
  

• EXPOSED! Now There’s 2 Former Manalapan Township Attorneys Being Sued For Malpractice!!!

  Da local Snoozepaper has not dared print this – maybe because of da uproar it could cause a certain member of da Manalapan Township Committee. So, daTruthSquad will.
  
  However, in defense of da local Snoozepaper, this actual real legal case has been kept hidden, for obvious reasons and it's' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: December 05, 2008, 12:03pm EST
  

• DaTruthSquad's Gobble-Gobble Awards

  
  
  There are times daTruthSquad wants to bring back da "BaconHead" awards, which became a symbol of abuse of power and everything wrong with politics and politicians. It indeed may make a comeback, as so many TruthTellers have been asking about them. Before da year is [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: December 01, 2008, 11:20am EST
  

• Unity? We No Need No Stinkin' Unity!

  Either this is a case of "This is your brain - this is your brain on drugs," early alzheimers, or more games played by someone desperately holding onto a shread of power.
  
  Recently, daTruthSquad was forwarded by one of da Manalapan TruthTellers an email sent by da Manalapan GOP's' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: November 25, 2008, 8:33pm EST
  

• Manalapan Ex-Mayor Exposes More Problems for da Queen - Opens Pandora's Box Further

  There are a lot of people who may disagree with da tactics and execution of former Manalapan Mayor George "Porky" Spodak, but what he did at da early-November Manalapan Township Committee meeting to some was partisan, but to many others he exposed corruption in Town Hall and kicked open da [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: November 19, 2008, 12:16pm EST
  

• Monmouth GOP Needs To Investigate Da Manalapan GOP Leadership

  Da talk in Manalapan is about da victory of Barack Obama, but what is also being discussed is how a Democrat with more baggage than Delta Airlines can win an election - especially when da GOP won da big elections in Manalapan - and in da surrounding towns!
  
  [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: November 12, 2008, 12:21pm EST
  

• Manalapan's Election: Pick a Finger & Point It At Da Poobah

  In da microcosm of da Kingdom of Manalapan, voters had to consider many things. They had to endure a Queen-led tax increase of over 40% in da last 2 years -- a worldwide embarassment out-of-control politically charged and a political vendetta lawsuit costing Manalapan taxpayers well over $100,000 -- more [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: November 05, 2008, 11:04am EST
  

• URGENT UPDATE: MANALAPAN PUBLIC OFFICIAL EXPOSES CORRUPTION!

  History was made in Manalapan when corruption on a grand scale was uncovered in da local Snoozepaper. It was da first time since da famed "Rosman Editorial" that da Snoozepaper had an article in it exposing corruption by Manalapan's political elite. We know it must be true because it wasn't [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: October 29, 2008, 12:13pm EDT
  

• Cohen & Gennaro Unlock Queens Pandora's Box

  There were a lot of charges levied in da now infamous "Da Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man" lawsuit, outside of da "it's da Mosked Man's fault." One of da well-hidden - hope nobody finds this out little nuggets from this lawsuit is how information is shared - [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: October 27, 2008, 11:49am EDT
  

• Are Da Manalapan Republicans Even Trying?

  During a recent drive around da Kingdom, you'll see a small numbr of signs here and there for da Queen and her Dutch running mate, and even a number for Obama. However, you'd have to really strain those eyes to find da rpecious few G&G signs, looking like holdovers from [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: October 21, 2008, 2:31pm EDT
  

• Your Taxpayer-Funded Circus Is Back In Town

  If you had any questions that da case "heard 'round da world," Da Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man, was nothing more than a political witch hunt, look no further than da latest on da trial found in da local Snoozepaper.
  
  In da latest installment of' [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: October 15, 2008, 12:29pm EDT
  

• Da Latest Manalapan Observations

  There’s nothing better than driving daTruth mobile through Manalapan to see exactly what is happening, because a little tour of town can allow one to see more than some want you to see.
  
  First, we start with signs. Lots of those “Getting da job done” Queen and da other [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: October 11, 2008, 11:10am EDT
  

• Disgraced King James Needs to Abdicate His School Throne

  Every day it seems he's becoming da Barry Bonds of school superintendents - well known, but someone nobody wants to invite or be seen or associated with.
  
  Every day it seems King James, da Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler of da Freehold Regional School District finds another way to [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: October 03, 2008, 12:44pm EDT
  

• Assault & Intimidation - Must Just be Another Typical "King James" Wasser Meeting

  The following is a mock dramatization of a recent Freehold Regional School District meeting:
  
  Heading into da parking lot, you pass a sign that says "No Intimidation Zone" on it. After parking your car, a "School Meeting Security Guard," a large man dressed in black wearing Jackboots writes [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: September 29, 2008, 10:58am EDT
  

• "Schoor," It's Only a "Gratuity"

  If you ever wondered why some people get away with that they do, look no further than a report in da Asbury Park Press who will spend some time in da Stockade Hilton, for, of all things --- giving someone a "gratuity."
  
  No, da founder of da big [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: September 23, 2008, 2:58pm EDT
  

• Politics Could Force a MegaMegaMall on Manalapan With No Tax Benefits

  Manalapan could soon be surrounded by "Villages," and not one of them may even be in Manalapan!
  
  For the last several years Manalapan has been embroiled in “Village-Gate,” a kind of “do you want the tax ratables or do you want homeowners to keep paying for everything in Manalapan.” [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: September 16, 2008, 12:41pm EDT
  

• Parents: Don't Let Your Kids "Wasser" Away Their Education!

  If you didn't see a Channel 5 reporter get "Wassered" you may want to click here and see how your tax dollars are being spent on a man who used taxpayer dollars to get a "Doctorate" and get raises from it.
  
  If you didn't read da [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: September 10, 2008, 10:55am EDT
  

• A Balky Knee & He May Lose His $5 Million Mansion! Reason Enough To Free John Lynch!

  "If you can't do da time....."
  
  It's an old saying, and it couldn't be closer to daTruth when it comes to a certain head of da Lynch mob, former State Senator and Democratic power broker John Lynch. He's currently holding da title of "INMATE" at da Stockade Hilton for [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: September 03, 2008, 9:50pm EDT
  

• 2 "Villages" - 2 "Towns" - 1 "Lynch" - 1 "Political Mess"

  Recently, a TruthTeller named Butch left a message in da form of a newspaper story on this forum about something daTruthSquad has been talking about for years. Da question is - which Village will be built, and which town will reap da benefits, and just as important, who may have [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: August 29, 2008, 11:43am EDT
  

• Oh No - Little Johnny Wants to Attend Bogus State College!

  We were all sitting around da campfire at da ranch in Truth or Consequences when little Johnny shocked us all. He told his parents he was quitting school! His parent's jaws dropped. "Johnny, you're throwing away your future," his mother said, her eyes streaming with tears.
  
  Johnny looked [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: August 22, 2008, 12:28pm EDT
  

• daTruthSquad Reminisces About A Summer Vacation

  What a difference a year makes. One year ago at this very time, da family daTruthSquad was taking da annual summer excursion to daTruth Ranch in Truth or Consequences when all of a sudden, word leaked to daTruthSquad that lawyers comprising da Manalapan Legal Dream Team were concocting a theory [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: August 15, 2008, 1:26pm EDT
  

• A Town Center For Marlboro? Is This Manalapan's "Shared Services" At Work?

  Da Truthtellers were in shock after reading this. It seems da mayor and town leaders in Marlboro are considering something so heinous and barbaric their rationale and motives must be seriously questioned.
  
  Marlboro is considering building -- get this -- a TOWN CENTER!!!!!!
  
  Maybe this is another [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: August 11, 2008, 11:30am EDT
  

• Can Manalapan Or Any Town Rent Mayor Halfacre?

  So what if Mayor Mike Halfacre doesn’t live in Manalapan. Da People there should elect him anyway.
  
  Recently, da mayor of da small town of Fair Haven did something only Joltin Joe Locricchio could do, and alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident Andy Boy could do when he was [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: August 05, 2008, 12:10pm EDT
  

• We Missed Da Convicted Felon – So Let’s Blame da Deputy Mayor

  Da most recent Bozo-torial in da local Snoozepaper regarding da way Manalapan Deputy Mayor Susan Cohen handled Manalapan's buy of a piece of land at taxpayer expense was more a work of fiction than da Poseidon Adventure. Da Bozo-torial in question, instead of admitting they got scooped instead lashed out [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: July 30, 2008, 10:36am EDT
  

• Manalapan Police Phones Turned Off -- AGAIN!

  It was a month ago when decorated Manalapan Police Chief Stuart Brown was brought before da Manalapan Inquisition, having to give his explaination as to his actions in "Verizon-Gate." Both da Queen and her sergeant-at-arms, Cash Klauber thundered away at Brown, even as both his legal rep and da rep [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: July 22, 2008, 8:04pm EDT
  

• More Political Cronies Schemes - Less Money For You

  Here we go again with Governor Toll Troll. Another week, another scheme to take more of YOUR money out of your pockets to make his political cronies and those he serves (not da taxpayers) happy.
  
  Corzine, or whomever is pulling da strings wants to take da Turnpike and [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: July 16, 2008, 11:43am EDT
  

• And The Next to Be Called “DEFENDANT” is….

  While the latest story in da local Snoozepaper by Back Page Barratta called “Judge Tells Attorneys to Depose Moskovitz” seems to point fingers at da Mosked Man, it appears in reality it may be da Mosked Man himself who may be pointing fingers soon enough.
  
  Buried in da [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: July 09, 2008, 1:56pm EDT
  

• An Independence Day Message From daTruthSquad

  "Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one." This was said by Thomas Paine, a great Patriot and who some might call "an anonymous bomb-thrower" of his day.
  
  Due to da daTruthSquad’s close proximity to Monmouth Battlefield, it is [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: July 02, 2008, 12:31pm EDT
  

• Breaking News: Menendez Demands Artificial Turf Investigation!

  He's a high-ranking Democrat, and he just may have slapped da Manalapan Democrats right across da face.
  
  In a move guaranteed to be poo-pooed by Manalapan's "Axis of Evil" (see no evil, hear no evil, and looking evil), Senator Robert Menendez sent a letter to the Consumer Product [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: June 26, 2008, 10:25pm EDT
  

• Get Over Your "Stu-phobia" – Remember Carlee

  Recently there was a severe thunderstorm that dumped rain on thousands of people watching a fireworks display at Manalapan Day. There was outrage raised on another message board – who’s responsible – mayhem – people’s lives in jeopardy.
  
  Recently Verizon cut off phone service to da Manalapan Police, [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: June 20, 2008, 12:24pm EDT
  

• Da Queen and Her Court Are Setting Precedents

  DaTruthSquad was reading recently about one of da Queen’s political counterparts. This individual, for whatever reason was none too happy with some peasants who, for whatever reason decided to question and mock authority.
  
  Da politico in question, although it’s not known whether taxpayer money was being used to [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: June 14, 2008, 11:57pm EDT
  

• Another Win For Da "Roth-McEnery" Ticket

  Apparently it's good to be da Queen of Manalapan these days. First, she and "whoever" her running mate is wins da unopposed Manalapan Democratic primary. On da very same night, she also claims victory in da Manalapan Republican primary as da "Puppet Ticket" of Manalapan GOP head honcho Steve "Iron [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: June 11, 2008, 11:15am EDT
  

• Da Queen Wins Democrat & GOP Primary At Da Same Time!

  No, that's not a typo. Running unopposed, da Queen Mayor and her running mate Dandy Don won the Manalapan Democratic primary for Township Committee. However, that's not da news.
  
  Da big story happened on da GOP'er side, where Poobah Puppets Blogger Bill Garcia and Ryan "3rd Place" Green took [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: June 04, 2008, 9:18am EDT
  

• Da "Axis-of-Taxes" Presents: Bigger Budget - More Taxes - More Taxpayer Burden

  As daTruthSquad listened intently to how Manalapan's peasants will be gouged for more money to pay for da luxury of having da Queen as their mayor, it became clear that we, da peasants, will be paying more on top of last year's 28% tax increase. Even daTruthSquad couldn't believe da [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: May 30, 2008, 11:34am EDT
  

• "Roth"ed Again - Manalapan Police Phones Turned off - "For Lack of Payment!"

  You can't make this stuff up.
  
  Only in Manalapan can this happen - da Manalapan Police Department lost their phone service for almost 4 hours when it was turned off by Verizon -- for lack of payment, according to da Asbury Park Press!
  
  The Asbury Park Press [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: May 24, 2008, 12:31pm EDT
  

• DaTruthSquad Embedded Sources Right Again - Manalapan Will Get ANOTHER Tax Increase!

  As you may have already read in da Thursday Asbury Park Press, and of course not in da local Snoozepaper, Manalapan, as promised by daTruthSquad weeks ago will be raising taxes - AGAIN!
  
  Manalapan's Queen of Budgets told da Asbury Park Press in a story titled "Manalapan Expected to [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: May 23, 2008, 11:19am EDT
  

• URGENT UPDATE: Connecticut To Investigate "Manalapan-Style" Field

  Republican leader Steve Johnson has railed about the possibilities of serious health issues related to the "Manalapan-Style" field demanded by by da Queen Mayor and alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident "Defendant" Andy Boy. So has Committeeman Mr. Anthony Gennaro. Both were scolded by angry posters on a message board that [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: May 19, 2008, 11:03am EDT
  

• BREAKING NEWS - PuPu Exits Stage Left!!!!!

  As daTruthSquad has been saying all along - Commissar Adam "PuPu" Puharic for da good of da Republican Party in Monmouth County must walk da plank. Under his reign of terror Monmouth Republican foot soldiers walked away in droves, donations slowed to a trickle, and 2 of da 5 prized [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: May 14, 2008, 12:37pm EDT
  

• GOP Grumblings � Where's PuPu Planning to Nest?

  MoreMonmouthMusings reports on his website that da casa of Monmouth County GOP Head Honcho Adam PuPuPuharic is up for sale. According to Weichert Realtors, da asking price is just over $364,000 for his palatial Aberdeen estate.
  
  Casa da PuPu comes complete with 3 bedrooms, 2 ½ baths, [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: May 12, 2008, 11:33am EDT
  

• Republican Candidates Beware - Andy Boy Votes To Send State Police Packing

  Apparently this one didn't mean much to da local coupon clipper, but you ask some TruthTellers and you watch their jaws drop in horror. It involves da police, and a lone township committeeperson who turned their back on da proud men & women who keep us safe.
  
  Here's [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: May 06, 2008, 12:58pm EDT
  

• Party Boss - Please Step Forward!

  There's an old saying in politics that "if you repeat something enough, people will start to believe it." That has become da First Commandment of Manalapan's Gang of Three (see no evil, hear no evil, and looking evil). That commandment was used in da election of 2006 (Nikki Pezzullo lives [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: April 30, 2008, 11:31am EDT
  

• BREAKING NEWS: Iron Girth-Gram Like A Political Party Boss on Steriods

  Kudos to the Monmouth Bull Moose, Teddy Roosevelt for exposing this email allegedly sent by none other than Manalapan GOP’er Party Boss Steve “Iron Girth” McEnery to all Monmouth County GOP Chairs. Apparently one patriot, with as much allegiance to Iron Girth as Governor Toll Troll has to cutting taxes [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: April 25, 2008, 11:26am EDT
  

• Landmark Legal Decision: NJ Supreme Court Stands Up For Internet Rights

  DaTruthSquad can remember when there were a handful of anti-Mosked Man cronies who supported da way da Manalapan Legal Dream Team, on the behest of da Andy Boy & Queen-led Manalapan Township Committee sent their attack lawyers to unmask not only da identity of daTruthSquad, but also asked for a [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: April 22, 2008, 11:42am EDT
  

• Roth Blames Manalapan�s Money Troubles On Andy Boy Lucas!

  Da other day daTruthSquad needed a little laugh, so reading da local Snoozepaper there it was. Intrepid BaconHead Award-winning press release specialist Back Page Barratta wrote another quality press release about Manalapan’s Queen Mayor’s trip to Trenton to discuss with Governor Toll Troll how da loss of municipal aid will [...]
  Share | Rate | Archive

  Posted: April 17, 2008, 1:07pm EDT