Number of comments: 8 [A group of journalists catch some z's waiting for the end of negotiations on the twelfth day of the UN Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen, Denmark. Image via Getty]
Number of comments: 49 Snooki did an interview with deplorable New Jersey nightlife rag Steppin' Out. Is this the worst union of trashy cool and trashy horrible or is it a marriage made in heaven? Either way, she has some...
Number of comments: 39 Snow is coming! Snow is coming! In New York City, this is either the best or the worst thing that can happen. Let's reminisce on what the city looks like when it's buried in ice crystals.
Public...
Number of comments: 8 We are trying to take down Seed, the AOL Media Borg created to destroy media. Our weapon of choice: poetry. Today the robot brain asks about "Identity Info Sharing" and the great muse of verse...
Number of comments: 127 The ultimate goal for all male and female guidos at the Jersey Shore is to hook up and "not fall in love." You would think this would be simple, but you would be very, very wrong.
Since it is both...
Number of comments: 52 [Robert Downey Jr, Guy Ritchie, and Jude Law are pimpin' at the after party for the Sherlock Holmes premiere in Manhattan last night. Image via Getty]
Number of comments: 73 Simon will be pissed! It's worse than an actress and her sister who both had abortions after getting impregnated by the same dude and a star who spends the holiday with his boyfriend, not his famous...
Number of comments: 834 We were promised an attack, people. And what happens? MTV is too chicken to air it. Oh well, we can still salvage this night by having a blast talking about the trashiest show filmed outside of a...
Number of comments: 16 We couldn't make it to the premiere of Avatar in L.A. last night, because it's far. Fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern cashed in her frequent flier miles and made the trip for us. Here is her...
Number of comments: 153 It's the time of the year when hotly-anticipated prestige pictures clog our tiny art house theaters. I'm laying down some ground rules about movie theater seat saving, because I'm sick of having the...
Number of comments: 59 He may be tops with the teabaggers but the professional maniac's is at the bottom of the real estate market. He paid $4.2 million for the New Canaan, Connecticut, estate in 2005. But he's now willing...
Number of comments: 43 We are trying to bring down Seed, the AOL News Borg created to destroy editorial on the internet, one poem at a time. Today the machine asks, "What Does It Mean to Square Something?" We try to...
Number of comments: 65 [Straight allies Robert De Niro and Bruce Springsteen show President Obama their support for gay rights at a reception for the Kennedy Center Honors recipients at the White House on December 5. Image...
Number of comments: 66 Queens gym teacher Brad Ferro is so sorry sorry he punched Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi in the face on camera and we should forgive him. Why? Because he was so drunk he doesn't remember...
Number of comments: 29 [Ashley Olsen explains why she loves Parliament Lights while enjoying one outside of Saint Ambroeus in the West Village last night. Image via INF]
Number of comments: 58 Not only does this celeb like his boys skinny, he loves a side of scandal too. This actress can't get the paps to care about her engagement and a new famous mommy is down in the dumps. Drama, drama,...
Number of comments: 61 [There's nothing to hide the flaws in an extreme closeup of senator John McCain taken during an address to the Heritage Foundation in Washington. Image via Getty]
Number of comments: 21 [With the help of a hand truck, 30 Rock's Jane Krakowski robbed a Manhattan store blind yesterday afternoon. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Number of comments: 87 Sure, reality TV has been around longer, but starting in 2000, it really hit the big time. Everyone professes to hate it, but this cheap, tawdry programming has become an easy staple, and it's...
Number of comments: 21 Seed, the AOL News Borg that generates story ideas based on the things that people are looking for on search engines, is up and running. We've had a look at their assignments and there is only one...
Number of comments: 52 When we saw the first preview for Tim Burton's highly-anticipated adaptation of the children's classic, we were a bit underwhelmed. A new trailer is out and we're grinning like a Chesire Cat on LSD....
Number of comments: 29 [We can't tell which Olsen is dressed as court jester and which is an angry Goth bird at the premiere of Nine last night in New York. Image via Getty]
Number of comments: 65 His wife can't take the drinking and drugs or his infidelity, but she can take his money. A actor's elaborate toupees, a couple's doomed relationship, and an actor who claims he didn't sleep with his...
Number of comments: 7 [Manhattan's sidewalks are best used for two things: walking and smoking. Here we see both happening simultaneously. From Adrie_Mooi's Flickr]
Number of comments: 21 [Robert Downey Jr wonders why his noggin feels so warm while leaving the Sherlock Holmes after party in London with a burning hat. He's not actually on fire, but the hat is still flaming. Image via...
Number of comments: 25 We were assaulted by a drunk asshole at a Christmas party last night, so we missed the Did You Hear about the Morgans? premiere. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern doesn't get invited to...
Number of comments: 63 Today, Vintage books unveiled 18 redesigned covers for some of Vladimir Nabokov's works. Maybe if they make the art work all nice, people will forget that there's big words and difficult ideas...
Number of comments: 28 [On the streets of Manhattan last night, Kate Hudson tried to escape her future self and Dr. Emmett Brown as they tell her she has to marry some Marty McFly person. Image via INF]
Number of comments: 74 newVideoPlayer("/regisandkelleyout.flv", 500, 375,""); While Anderson Cooper was guest hosting Live with Regis and Kelly, Ripa said, "Anderson was just saying to me, 'I hope I come out.'" Whoa, that...
Number of comments: 57 Hollywood is trying to ruin Jesus' Birthday for America, like this actor who told kids there is no Santa. Not as awesome as a dirty photographer or a rapper trying to patent a sex move, but still a...
Number of comments: 115 Buying gifts for the forced merriment of the office holiday party is a tricky endeavor. Because gift guides suck we can't tell you what to get, but we can keep you from embarrassing yourself in front...
Number of comments: 13 [People enjoy the creature comforts—ceiling fans, wicker benches!—during a Vintage Tea Party on one of the old rail cars New York City Transit is running on the rails this month. Image...
Number of comments: 36 [Seconds after this look from Anna Wintour, the camera's lens shattered and a million bits of glass littered the floor of Per Se, where Ms. Wintour attended an event for the movie Nine. Image via INF]
Number of comments: 37 Billionaire money manager Jeffrey Epstein paid his debt to society for soliciting happy endings from underage girls, and those girls had a setback in their lawsuit against him today. The can't see...
Number of comments: 56 In yesterday's New York Times, Frank Rich says the George Clooney flick Up in the Air will, "salve national wounds that continue to fester in the real world." Did he see the same movie we did?...
Number of comments: 94 [Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi carries a monogrammed purse (that doesn't match her outfit) emblazoned with the mysterious letter J while walking the Los Angeles streets with DJ Paulie...
Number of comments: 6 Even all of your favorite bloggers have taken sweet, sweet Sulzberger severance deals and will no longer be working after 6pm today. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was skulking...
Number of comments: 67 Hey guys, we did it! The ratings for Jersey Shore's second episode went up 50% to 2.1 million. That's on par with this season's The Hills premiere. When do we get our season two renewal? Pretty,...
Number of comments: 22 [Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith were shadowed by the blue light of hope while hosting the Nobel Peace Prize Concert at Oslo Spektrum in Norway today. Image via Getty]
Number of comments: 28 Look everyone! This guy who is going to be a contestant on upcoming reality show Conveyor Belt of Love was in gay porn! Ugh, this has become so commonplace it's boring. Now these genres go hand in...
Number of comments: 170 More than hair gel, fake tans, being "classy," or clothes with holes ripped in them, the most important thing to the young men and women of Seaside Heights, New Jersey, is hooking up. Here is how it...
Number of comments: 39 When not waging the war on Christmas, 30 Rock took some time to throw a few light punches at its network, their social networking site, and Facebook in general. It's a superpoke to the eye.
At the...
Number of comments: 36 [Angelina Jolie loves Muhammad Ali so much, she tries to convince Brad Pitt to let her adopt him at the UNICEF Ball in Beverly Hills last night. Image via Getty]
Number of comments: 42 When your girlfriend makes you get Botox, you do it to get laid. If you keep going back, then you're vain. Also checking the mirror, dueling pop divas, a closeted reality star, and a coked-up...
Number of comments: 894 Some people really hate MTV's new reality show masterpiece theater of eight crazy kids sharing a beach house. We like it so much, we want you to watch it with us. Come on in. We made ham!
Now, take...
Number of comments: 6 The lovely gentleman punching Jersey Shore guidette Snooki in the viral video clip has been ID'd: he's a gym teacher in Queens. This could end no other way.
The NY Post revealed that the man in the...
Number of comments: 5 [Camera displays and cell phone screens glow as Barack and Michelle Obama greet the crowd from the Grand Hotel in Oslo, Norway, where President Obama accepted the Nobel Peace Prize today. Image via...
Number of comments: 55 Word on the street is that Men's Health editor-in-chief Dave Zinczenko has checked out of editing the magazine. So why bother writing new cover lines for the latest issue when the ones from October...
Number of comments: 83 [Suspected Tiger Woods mistress (or madam) Rachel Uchitel tries to avoid the paparazzi on the streets of Manhattan today. Image via Getty]
Number of comments: 155 For us, the viewing public, Jersey Shore is the Platonic ideal of train-wreck television, but for MTV, the network that's trying to profit from it, the show is looking like more of a disaster with...
Number of comments: 186 Now that we've met our new friend, how will we survive without it? It will be a long, cold winter until April 13 when Glee returns, but there was plenty to keep us warm in the great show choir...
Number of comments: 33 [DJ Colby B and nightclub fixture Amanda Lepore strike a pose at Paper magazine's 5th Annual Nightlife Awards at M2 last night. Image via Getty]
Number of comments: 49 It's one thing to kiss and tell, but don't go around blabbing about an ex's endowment. Also shameless, a celeb who can't keep his affairs out of the tabloids and a binge-eating actress. It's enough...
Number of comments: 79 [Martha Stewart would never tell her dinner guests that she picked up the main course at In-N-Out Burger, which she visited in Las Vegas yesterday. Image via Flynet]
Number of comments: 114 While the rest of us have to wait until tonight's bullshit finale to find out who won Top Chef, People magazine told everyone who picks up a copy on the news stand today. Don't worry, we won't ruin...
Number of comments: 33 So tonight is the Top Chef finale. Oh what? You thought it was last week? No, last week was the first half of the "two-part finale." We are so sick of this stupid stunt.
By definition there is no...
Number of comments: 81 The Smashing Pumpkins frontman can now add Jessica Simpson as another notch in his rather unfortunate bedpost. Billy, it's time to stop dating below you and get back to work doing something great. We...
Number of comments: 30 The Brooks Brothers-clad financistas are going to ruin everything that is awesome in Manhattan, including Penthouse founder Bob Guccione's Upper East Side den of sin. New owner Philip Falcone is...
Number of comments: 18 [Cate Blanchett dashes by a taxi while running to meet a friend at a NoHo restaurant in Manhattan yesterday. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Number of comments: 94 Yes, she is apparently also into ladies that look like the day crew at Scores. An A-list star is looking to hire a famous girlfriend and this movie duo can't get along. Who is it? Cat got your...
Number of comments: 3 [It may have been June when these ladies were jumping for joy on the Chelsea Piers, but the weather looks familiar. Image via Kharied's Flickr]
Number of comments: 52 [That's the closest I'm going to the requisite Sarah Jessica Parker horse joke for this photo from the Did You Hear About The Morgans? premiere in London today. Image via Getty]
Number of comments: 119 Kristen Wiig is a comic genius. So our hearts went pitter-patter when we learned she was getting an entire Saturday Night Live primetime Christmas special. But then: of course the NBC suits picked...
Number of comments: 16 In an interview Les Moonves did today with CNBC's David Faber, the CBS honcho off-handedly described the network's decision to cancel 54-year-old soap As the World Turns. Wonder if he knows Faber's...
Number of comments: 51 There is cheap stunt cheaper than putting a lead character in automotive peril. It's so cheap it makes Serena's wardrobe look wholesome. Why, oh, why can't she die in a car wreck? Teasing us makes us...
Number of comments: 28 [A German photographer's "Get away from her, you bitch" didn't work on Sigourney Weaver who took over the paparazzi line while promoting her latest extra terrestrial movie, Avatar, in Berlin today....
Number of comments: 45 Not only did she leave, but she's on a YouTube crusade against them. Better than wasting her time telling the same drug-fueled joke over and over or having a messy affair. Those two celebs joined the...
Number of comments: 35 [Visitors at the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen will be in awe of the CO2 Cube, when they learn it shows the amount of carbon dioxide a person makes each month. Image via...
Number of comments: 29 [Christopher Walken commands the first wave of a zombie invasion of Jemaa El Fna square in Marrakech, Morocco, today during a screening of the movie Hairspray. Image via Getty]
Number of comments: 50 Just like Perez Hilton, we heard that one of Tiger's mistresses was trying to sell naked pictures of him to Playgirl. Don't start salivating just yet (gay) boys and girls.
Just this morning we heard...
Number of comments: 35 We were not invited to the star-studded New York screening of A Single Man or the afterparty at Monkey Bar last night. Somehow fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern wrangled her way in. Here is her...
Number of comments: 12 What do these five people have in common with Tinsley Mortimer's dad, George Mercer? Absolutely nothing, but they were all witnesses of Michael Fredo's ill-fated jazz set at the Plaza Hotel's Rose...
Number of comments: 54 The Canadian edition of the free newspaper printed this picture of college kids frolicking in a hot tub. What they didn't notice is this guy's wang is totally hanging out. Your work will not be safe...
Number of comments: 4 [Photographer David LaChapelle cannonballs makeup artist Sharon Gault and sopping wet socialite Daphne Guinness on Saturday at the party for his 'Bliss Amongst Chaos' exhibit at Art Basel in Miami....
Number of comments: 64 Some things are best when they remain hidden, like one actor's substance-abuse problems and romantic inclinations. He and a barely-covered actress, a closeted actor, and a fame-craving lady could...
Number of comments: 26 [This elf, found on 88th Street and Second Ave, may not be murdered. He might have just taken one too many of Santa's little helpers. Image by Jillian Babcock]
Number of comments: 32 The Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation was trying to say "ABC sucks for banning Adam Lambert." They are so mealy-mouthed and non-commital that it took them three, yes three, press releases...
Number of comments: 82 Jersey Shore, if you didn't know, is the most amazing reality show every created. Jersey shore, the real place, thinks it's horrible. Why are you fighting it, Jersey Shore? Embrace your inner guido....
Number of comments: 10 [Roman Polanski's wife, Emmanuelle Seigner, creates her own horror movie one-sheet as she peers out the window of the Gstaad, Switzerland, house where her husband will soon be held under house...
Number of comments: 157 Jersey Shore is like opening a tiny present to find it is full of diamonds, but diamonds made of booze, puke, fights, diseases, and discarded thongs. You thought this gift couldn't get better, but it...
Number of comments: 69 What better way to get back at the network that had no faith in you than by making fun of it on its own airwaves. Last night, Tina finally got her revenge.
That's right, if the network had no faith...
Number of comments: 16 [Drew Barrymore cackles with laughter after a screening of their movie Everything's Fine at Tavern on the Green last night when Kate Beckinsale tells her that there is such a thing as too many...
Number of comments: 70 It's one thing to patronize one of the world's oldest professionals, but they are not the guys you marry—especially if you're closeted. Other rules: don't cheat on your wife, don't tattoo...
Number of comments: 1167 You've seen the trailer, you've read the controversy, and you've met the cast, now set your dial and get out your laptop. It's time to live blog the premiere of Jersey Shore.
MTV's...
Number of comments: 14 [President Barack Obama gets some help from his first ladies, Sasha, Malia, and Michelle, when lighting the national Christmas tree in D.C. today. Image via AP]
Number of comments: 59 [Alongside Kate Hudson, Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, and Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman greets her tiny ex-husband on the red carpet at the Nine premiere in London today. Image via Getty]
Number of comments: 9 A tipster just spent her entire lunch hour eavesdropping on SUV-driving PR menace Lizzie Grubman and Elle magazine PR honcho (and The City star) Erin Kaplan at Meatpacking restaurant Pastis. Too bad...
Number of comments: 161 These colorful characters will instantly become your new reality show best friends when the MTV show about eight guidos in a summer house starts tonight. It's going to be epic. And yes, we will be...
Number of comments: 78 Wow, who ever thought that a show about a band of lovable losers could be so dark? We were crying tears of sadness instead of our usual tears of joy. It still felt pretty good, but damn!
We also got...
Number of comments: 46 Kathie Lee Gifford rose to fame sitting next to Regis Philbin and talking about her personal life ad nauseam. Now that she co-hosts the Today show's daily dose of wacky, what is the one subject she...
Number of comments: 24 [The network trotted out big guns Rob Thomas, Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Zach Levi, Jane Krakowski, Michael Buble, and another selection from Aretha Franklin's curious hat collection for the...
Number of comments: 56 In the most shockingly easy item ever, this star has been diddling club hostesses and waitresses. Who could it be? Also, the return of Coke Mom and another old gem about keeping it in the family....
Number of comments: 32 [Two security guards take pictures of radio host Meredith Walusek outside of Tiger Wood's house in Florida. Her sign says, "Tiger—They offered me $500,000—I'm keeping my mouth shut!"...
Number of comments: 38 Lady Gaga is looking very lady-like on the January cover of Elle. She can't fool us! We know there is a penis hiding in there somewhere. Please help us search for it.
You can not fool us putting it...
