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• Democratic Health Care Package: Passed [Breaking]

  Number of comments: 168
  After a long, hard, bloody, awful debate that brought out the worst in our national conversation, the Democratic health care package just passed by a House vote of 220-215. An anti-abortion federal...

  
  

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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 11:15pm EST
  by Foster Kamer

• Saturday Night Special [Open Thread]

  Number of comments: 374
  Wow, little bit of a short day. Or long, depending on what angle you look at it from, nahmean? Here's your open thread. There's a new Saturday Night Live tonight, and the house is nearing a health...

  
  

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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 9:15pm EST
  by Foster Kamer

• Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out In Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper [Wtf]

  Number of comments: 77
  There's much chatter about upcoming final votes on the Health Care bill we're basically sick—ahem—of hearing about because when people talk about health care they apparently start to go...

  
  

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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 6:45pm EST
  by Foster Kamer

• Minka Kelly Will Only Satisfy Derek Jeter To A Certain Point [Wtf]

  Number of comments: 13
  The supposedly magical ladyparts of Kate Hudson and Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly are being credited for their respective boyfriends'—Alex Rodriguez and Derek...

  
  

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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 4:30pm EST
  by Foster Kamer

• Who Took Down The Ft. Hood Shooter? [Ft. Hood]

  Number of comments: 154
  You're a cop, you're on your way to get your car fixed. You hear there's a shooter at Fort Hood, and then what? You're supposed to respond. It's your job. But could you do what Sgt. Kimberly Denise...

  
  

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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 4:15pm EST
  by Foster Kamer

• Eleven Things You Could Do Instead Of Reading Jonathan Safran Foer's Book About Not Eating Meat [Health Class]

  Number of comments: 184
  1. Eat a cheeseburger. 2. Eat some pork buns. 3. Eat some steak. 4. Eat some Gray's Papaya. 5. Eat some wings. 6. Eat some tacos. Pork tacos. 7. Eat some bacon (but don't be obnoxious about...

  
  

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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 3:09pm EST
  by Foster Kamer

• Important Questions: Is Jay-Z's "Empire State of Mind" the new "New York, New York"? [Anthems]

  Number of comments: 54
  There's an entire Sunday Styles item on Jay-Z's nu-New York anthem, which has now been performed at the VMAs, the World Series, City Hall, your son's bris, and everywhere else. Should Hova step off,...

  
  

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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 2:15pm EST
  by Foster Kamer

• Skateboarding Dogs Show Resiliency In The Face Of Difficult Job Markets [Puppies]

  Number of comments: 5
  After his original breakout video was appropriated by evil corporate behemoths—he didn't even get a chance to show everyone his sick new kickflip—Armstrong Flooring gave Skateboarding...

  
  

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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 1:30pm EST
  by Foster Kamer

• Canadian Editors: Freaking The F**k Out, Just Like Their American Counterparts [Blame Canada]

  Number of comments: 34
  Funny Canadians. Our editors get into knockdown-dragout brawls where they kick the shit out of each other just for bad writing. The Northern version? Your union editing job: outsourced. Take a memo,...

  
  

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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 12:21pm EST
  by Foster Kamer

• The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick [Gossip Roundup]

  Number of comments: 19
  Joe Jackson: dick, obviously. That Slumdog Millionaire kid, the theory: huge wang. Levi Johnston: famously awaited dong. Jon Gosselin, dickfore. King Bloomberg? You tell me. Paula Abdul, Fergie, Josh...

  
  

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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 11:00am EST
  by Foster Kamer